[script] Tricks for Kids

Tricks for Kids
Young boy's parents are out on a date and he's been left home alone for the first time. He calls a prostitute, and has to convince her to stay when she arrives. He's not entirely sure what he's supposed to do.
[ss, m/f, prostitution]




[knock at the door]
Hmm? OH! Oh my gosh, s-she's here. Okay, okay. Play it cool. Just gotta play it cool.

[coughs to clear throat, door creaking open sound]
[trying to sound suave] Well hello, beautiful.

Wait! Come back, come back! I have money! Please Miss Prosti-
[mouth gets muffled, door slams shut]

W-what was that for?

Oh. Yeah, I guess it would be bad if the neighbors heard. Sorry, it's my first ti-

No, don't leave!

I've been saving up for months! Mowing lawns, cleaning gutters; I sold half my Pokemon cards to get enough money.

[proudly] Two-hundred and seven dollars and forty-one cents!

N-not enough? Well, how much do you usually charge?

F-five hundred dollars? An HOUR?  Holy shit! [gasps in shock]

[almost in a whisper] I-I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have, um...

[in a small voice]I said a bad word.

Stop it! Stop laughing! What's so funny about- Just stop laughing!

I am not cute!

Just get out of here if you're going to-  discount?  You really mean it!? Awesome, um, my bedroom is right over here!

Okay, so, um... what happens now?

I thought you were done with the laughing. I already told you I've never done this before.

The boss? Oh, yeah. I am the boss. So, um, you do what I say!

What do I want? Uh... c-can I see your, you know... [whispers shyly] boobs??

Really? Cool! I mean, yeah, that's good. That's real good.

[ooo's and ah's as he gets a strip tease]
Oh, oh wow. You're amazing! Your, your [whispers the next word] boobs are, they're so big.

I can touch them? Th-thank you!

Holy- Uh, I mean, wow! How can they be so soft? They make want to just, to just-

[suckling sounds for a few moments]

[mouth full]Hmmph?
What are you doing with my?

[gasp]
Fuck me, that feels gooood~

Bad word? Lady, I don't even care anymore. Just don't stop moving your hand.
Ah! That's so much better than when I do it.

Something better? I don't see how anything could be better than-

[gasps and heavy breathing] [if you can edit in slurping sounds at the same time, please do so]
Oh my- God, your tongue. Please, please keep-  Hnng- That's the best- fuck- how can it feel so-

AH! [orgasms]

[labored breathing for several moments]

Y-you are... you are amazing. I feel so dizzy.

Why are you getting dressed?

Oh, times up? Yeah, I bet you get a lot of work.

Yes! You were great!

[door creaks open]
Miss!

Um, I just wanted to say... thank you.

[door closes]

I have got to do that again some time.
Oh? Oh man, she forgot the money...