sax0r

; To add this set of quotes to your popup menus, use /load -rs sax0r.txt
; If the file is in a directory away from your mIRC.exe, then use /load -rs "c:\path\to\sax0r.txt"
; http://pages.cthome.net/pdufilie/

alias gimme {
  var %text = GiMMe SuM oF DaT $replacecs($upper($$1-),A,a,E,e,I,i,O,o,U,u)
  if ($isid) return %text
  say %text
}
alias jaloes {
  say uhhh yeah so?? ... i mean ur jaloes on $$1- or somethin :P ?
}
alias sutup {
  say $1 you litel sucker sutup $2 you too schut the f up $$3 don talk like a bitch .....
}
menu nicklist,query {
  -
  sax0r
  .why u a sax0r he ?: say $1 why u a sax0r he ?
  .such a comiker he ?: say why you such a comiker he ?
  .Becuse you are a dumy: say Becuse you are a dumy
  .the onli stupid is u: say $1 the onli stupid is u whit u schit tallk
  .the onli dumy is u: say the onli dumy is u
  .the onli saxur its U man: say the onli saxur its U man
  .kindergarten kid Eof.: say i comment whit my real irc name if you are so man like my $$1 act like a man and not like a kindergarten kid Eof.
  .addd to schitlist! \Eof: say addd to schitlist $$1 ! \Eof
  .cyber buddy!: say i dont understend wahts you probleam cyber buddy!
  .scan Defender ! ?: say maby somone want to revuve [DarkFire pro] Badchannel scan Defender ! ?
  .Bad chan Protecion !: say Advange Bad channel Protecion !
  .if You Nuke ...: say if You Nuke my you will get by killed!
  .5 suckers teling me: say i hate when i tring to see somthing and 5 suckers teling me how did learn english
  .xmmm ban protecion xmm: say xmmm wahts wrong whit this ban protecion xmm
  .englisch too good for me: say i don uderstoot my pairu friend sory you englisch too good for me
  .you are a litel ashol: say $1 i think you are a litel aschol
  .ultimate sucker kid!: say is a aop see to me i will sutup but if you seit to my i will sey u are the ultimate sucker kid!
  .play in the pizza corner: say you just angri becuse i not subtim to u seit so go and play in the pizza corner
  .Ban me lame!?: say Ban me lame!?
  .i'd like if u r more fin: say $1 i'd like if u r more fin like yje laste day byeeeeeeeeeee
  .dei eating a big mac: say i holp you dei eating a big mac
  .dei before cristmas: say i holp you dei before cristmas
  .kick in you ballas..: say $1 i gone give you a kick in you ballas.......
  .ramm you bals: say i gone to ramm you bals if not sut up
  .more gay the ok ?:say $1 why you are more gay the ok ?

  sax0r2
  .-a add a %: say -a add a %
  .to add a % for a Progress Bar Who?: say to add a % for a Progress Bar Who?
  .i'm away because ... burton!(?brtn): say i'm away because: tennis + spupettttrrreeeertyerre +l burton!(?brtn)
  .does not walk .. linux or Windows?: say $$1 $+ .. I am the one that myself today with the nick Mardam.. the theme that me command al email does not walk. : (Is alone for linux or Windows?
  .how do i get this mega flooder to work?: say how do i get this mega flooder to work?
  .GiMMe SuM oF DaT PLuS oH: say GiMMe SuM oF DaT PLuS oH
  .installing Proscript: say 4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8- 7Preparing For A New Installation Of Proscript 4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8-
  .u are more gay than mee: say but the diferences are that u are more gay than mee | say xD
  .all the too that put that are dumy: say all the too that put that are dumy
  .When shit was happened ... putz!: say When one shit was happened, in Brasil, some people said: putz!
  .why all the hostilitt child?: say why all the hostilitt child?
  .dont tuch me or im elite Dos You: say $1 dont tuch me or im elite Dos You
  .please i am change server how help: say please i am change server how help
  .U Have Swith Bar?: say U Have Swith Bar?
  .somebody kick me how can an fix this?: say somebody kick me how can an fix this?
  .the one that has script own writes /msg: say the one that has script own writes /msg $lower($$1)
  .what it`s the admin?: say what it`s the admin the $iif($chan,$chan,#mircscripts.org) channels?
  .I see so many lammers today out: say I see so many lammers today out
  .hello; where do you from??: say hello | say where do you from??
  .sites that you my to give?: say sites that you my to give < $$1 > doesn't go what I make?
  .download some switch bare ??: say where can i download some switch bare ??
  .i need some swich bare: say i need some swich bare
  .where can i finde it ?: say where can i finde it ?
  .loading swich bare: say can you told me what's the script that i have to use for loading swich bare
  .why u r talking like this: say why u r talking like this
  .r u bz or u have proud on ur self: say r u bz or u have proud on ur self
  .wut r u talkin bout shut up: say wut r u talkin bout shut up
  .does this channel will be useful?: say after $$1 had quit, does this channel will be useful?
  .im joined to see hjow stupid you was: say im joined to see hjow stupid you was
  .I you could give me on notepad: say hey $$1 $+ ... if ya wanted I you could give me on notepad and I would create a new page
  .what prog do i need for lamming pls: say what prog do i need for lamming pls
  .i like burguers of Mc donalls: say i like burguers of Mc donalls
  .MmMmmMMMmm =) very very delicius: say ..MmMmmMMMmm =) very very delicius
  .i`am houngry`: say i`am houngry`
  .but my house this far a mcdonalls: say but my house this far a mcdonalls

  sax0r3
  .stupid: say don't me out to be stupid :)
  .i liek it: say i liek it, i epceaisl liek the blue
  .btw i like this fase: say btw i like this fase >> :s lolz
  .core errors: say It happens if the core errors, download and re-install.
  .bob marley: say Oh yeh someone run a server plzzzz... bob marley was trying to play before and he couldnt so now he has to go do something boring..
  .lol yeh dude: say lol yeh dude
  .too much bugs: say My MP3 Is Better You Got Too much Bugs
  .urm......SHIT ON PLATE: say urm......SHIT ON PLATE
  .my aunt got me new shoes: say my aunt got me new shoes my friend called me stupid and I gotr all mad her and she said we weren't friends anymore
  .sole from the shoes: say Nlist.dll to him does not arrive nor at the sole from the shoes from nicklist.dll
  .Neva eva start wi me: say email me again and my bro will hav ure IP address. Neva eva start wi me
  .I was post to know: say Hi $$1 $+ , | say I was post to know if can i to use the your addon of irc2hmtl in a project there i was make.
  .s2pid_luv movie: say pa send naman yung s2pid_luv movie plss tnx
  .cocky ms.org: say god you ms.org ppl are some cocky ppl.
  .this are stup*d: say this are stup*d
  .your offended me: say your offended me so that means that your stupied and needs a doctor and not me !!! ok?
  .Stop being so up yourself: say $$1 $+ : Stop being so up yourself.
  .RAM error: say If a % $+ variable is global it can leak and have a RAM error.
  .just protections: say Please I need very good protections just protections | say can u give me ?
  .problem with my loops: say Hii i have a problem with my loops
  .Tutrile of switchbar: say I found a problem In The Tutrile of switchbar
  .Scan for clones ?: say can you give me Scan for clones for the all network ?
  .find me clones: say i didnt undarstand how its find me clones ... please help
  .You're A Lammer ;): say You're A Lammer ;)
  .Prepare for engleesh: say Prepare for sum good engleesh without sense :p
  .I downloaded the thing?: say $1 I downloaded the thing off your site and the popups don't seem to be working. Can you give me a version of this that is not like this?
  .uihh ask [-maverick-]: say uihh ask [-maverick-] in a old version of sirc.. he hat the sb floaded..
  .u suckers dun 1: say u suckers dun 1 help dun help lar dun post craps InSIDE!
  .i want web??: say i want web download icons What web??????????
  .i dot no f dis is it: say i dot no f dis is it
  .Absolutly almost flawlist: say Absolutly almost flawlist :)
  .iam dumpass i liek verry match: say iam dumpass i liek verry match
  .no... you gotcha all wrong !: say no... you gotcha all wrong !
  .Can U Make A Sciprt...: say Can U Make A Sciprt...Say $messedup($$1) Script 1.0
  .i want to cr8 my own channel: say pls.. help e i want to cr8 my own channel on pinoy central can u pls.. help me pls..
  -
}
alias -l messedup {
  if ($left($1,1) isin ^_|\`) return $upper($mid($1,2,1)) $+ $mid($1,3) $+ $ifmatch
  if ($right($1,1) isin ^_|\`-) return $ifmatch $+ $upper($left($1,1)) $+ $iif($len($1) > 2,$mid($1,2,$calc($len($1)-2)))
  return $upper($left($1,1)) $+ $mid($1,2)
}