The Vlog

--Entry #1--

Well... hi, um... I guess. Is that how you start these things? Ugh. Who the hell knows? I'm only doing this for a dumb class assignment. <grumbling> Social media class... who ever heard of such a silly thing? Is that what my tuition pays for? A class about Twitter and Youtube? Ugh... whatever. I'm not about to get anything less than 100% for such a pushover coarse. Ha! That would be just my luck, wouldn't it? I haven't gotten a B since 3rd grade, watch it be some absurd vlogging assignment that keeps me out of law school.

<heavy, exasperated sigh>

Anyway... it's not like we have some kind of content requirement for these things, do we? <checking syllabus> No... no... nope! Nothing for content. I just have to talk into this webcam at least once a week for the duration of the semester. Easy. As a matter of fact, I do believe I've fulfilled my obligation for this edition, dear non-existent viewer. <bitchy>So we'll go ahead and call this a video. Bye!

--Entry #2--

Hello again, ever-dreadful webcam. You're still here staring at me all day and I'm still here doing work for REAL classes that actually matter. But I'll humor you so I don't have to think about this bullshit for another week. <sarcastic, valley-girl voice> So, oh. my. God. Let me tell you all about my week! Like, classes have been hard! It's so like tricky to focus when there are so many cute guys in all my classes! <burst of laughter> Yeah fucking right, if there's a suitable man at this whole fucking University for me I sure haven't met him. They're all so base and dumb, like fucking apes. From the overconfident jocks that think abs will overcome their empty cranium to the desperate nerds who think listening to a girl talk and following them around entitles them to sex to the horned-up disgusting professors that seem to believe their modicum of authority means I'll just drop to my knees for them. Ugh! I don't need that kind of stupidity in my life. My future is all I need to focus on, not the animalistic needs that seems to dominate the minds of everyone else around here.

Wait, why am I even ranting like this to you? Ugh. Maybe it's that "sharing-session" we had with Professor Jenks in psychology that's got me talking. He's such a creeper. He was looking down my blouse the entire time we were talking today! I have half a mind to go talk to the Dean about it! <groaning> But that will have to wait at least until tomorrow. For now I'm just going to upload this silly thing and go to bed.

--Entry --#3--

Fuck! I almost forgot to record a video this week. It is currently 11... 45 so I just have to talk for a minute then hope to God the dorm's shitty internet doesn't go out while I upload it. Fuck! I have just not been myself all week! I don't know what the hell is wrong with me! I've had trouble with all my assignments this week, on top of having to spend my evenings doing Jenks's nonsense double-blind study he picked me for. Something about a capsule that improves student performance. Maybe he'll get rich and leave teaching so I don't have to deal with him oggling me every chance he gets! One can hope. It sure as hell hasn't done anything good for MY performance as of late.

God... I'm so fucking horny tonight. I haven't even had time to care of myself this week... <reaching into drawer, turning on vibrator> but tonight I'm all yours, big guy!

<beginning to masturbate and rub nipples>

Shit... I stopped recording didn't I? Oh fuck! <scrambles to close laptop>

--Entry #4--

Okay, vlog, you don't like me, and I don't you. But we have to deal with each other for my stupid... my stupid... social... my social... Ugh! Fuck! For my dumb computer class or whatever! This week has been so bad! Like, the worst. week. ever. For real. <mumbling> Did I just say that? Whatever.

I just... I've been thinking about sex all week! I don't know what's wrong with me! I've been horny as fucking teenager and every time I try and buckle down and focus in class all I can think about is cock. Thick, hard, meaty cock... fuck... fuck I need one... Did I say that out loud? God damn it. Whatever. My nipples have been so sensitive, it's like every time my shirt shift they get hard. And somebody took my ... my... somebody took my <whispering embarrassed> vibrator! Right out of my drawer! Like, how fucking dare they! So I can't even get myself off right. <pouty> This sucks!

I think it's from whatever I've had to take for that stupid study. I tried telling Master J-MISTER! Mister Jenks that I wanted to leave the study but then he said he would have to take points off of my grade for it! That doesn't sound right, losing a grade for a volun... volun... <sounding it out> vol-un-tar-y study. But he's the teacher, I guess. He probably knows more about what's allowed than me.

<giggling> Maybe... Maybe if I did something to convince Mister Jenks to get me off... er... let me off the hook then he wouldn't take away from my grade. Horny old Jenks surely could be convinced...

No! No! No, what am I thinking? That's despicable! Ugh... can I edit this??? I need to find somebody smart to fix this dumb video for me.

--Entry #5--

Ummmm... <giggling and horny> I did something bad. I did... like... something really naughty. I... fucked the nerdy boy down the hall to fix my dumb video. And I sucked Mr. Jenks's cock so he could pull me out-hehe pull out- ummmm to pull me out of his drug study. I know, I know, it was wrong and I should be ashamed... but I like it. Like, a lot. The nerdy boy's cock wasn't too big, but it felt soooooo good when he put it inside me. <growing hornier> I brought him in my room and bent over my desk just... like... this... and he pulled up my skirt and just RIPPED off my panties and started fucking me. I can't remember when I last got fucked but god damn it I NEEDED this! Hehehe it must've been a while for him too because he was like, fucking me REALLY fast. I was moaning so loud but I didn't care! I didn't even care when he pulled my hair and called me a dumb little skank! Mmmmmmmmm it even felt good when he came inside me.

It was so warm.... mmmmmmm... it must've been leaking out of me all the way to Master <giggling and moaning> MISTER Jenks's office... he smiled so nicely when he saw me, and he was so understanding when I asked to be taken out of the study. He said ALL I had to do was suck him off... so I did. He's my teacher, after all! I have to listen to him! His penis was nice and thick ... mmmmmmmm.... it felt just right wrapping my lips around it. He put his strong hands on the back of my head... made me take it all in... he even said I was a good girl! Ohhhhhhh my God... when he came, it was like and explosion... so yummy... <proudly> he said he'll even give me extra credit cause I swallowed it all!

There's ... there's a problem though... <masturbating and moaning> I'm still horny.

--Entry #6--

<getting fucked vigorously across the room, stroking and sucking cocks as well>

UNGH! Oh God! Oh fuck yes! Yes please fuck me more! <alternating between sucking and talking> Oh... Oh hi, computer... I forgot to do my vlog thingy this week... silly me! OH! B-b-but this is Brian... and John... and... and... and... what was your name? Oh, Seth! That's Seth... behind me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck... oh, oh yes I'm sorry I stopped sucking <sucking and moaning> and they're all boys from my computer social class thing... and... and... we were all hanging out and they said ... said... said that we could do our vlogs all together! They're so smart! I'm so lucky to have smart friends like .... mmmmmmmmmmmm... like them to help me! I feel like I'm smarter just for... mmmmmmm fuck yes... just for having them inside me! But that's all for this week <giggling> I'm busy as you can see.... oooohhhhhhhhhhh... so bye bye computer! Ohhhhhhh oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! It's shut off, right? Okay, thank you! <kissing>

<continued sex and oral noises to orgasm>

Ohhhhh... ohhhhh fuck you guys are so nice... whew... hey, is that light on my computer still blinking???