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"Xavier?"

 "Uggh, don't call me that! But what?"

 "Could I have that cake?"

 An ethereal arm reached out, pointing to a lovely slice of strawberry shortcake, cut into the perfect size for snacking.

 The demon's antennae twisted themselves into knots over this conundrum. He just cut that cake a minute ago! It was his cake, that he bought with his own money! And it just so happened to be his favorite cake from his favorite bakery in the Baphomet City District! A cake to shame the Baker God himself!

 But... it was her who asked. The girl in the mirror. She meant a lot to him, and kept him company when nobody else would. She was also very good at predicting the weather and the future, too! So sweet, yet he always tended to leave her alone, which she didn't mind, but...

"Fine," Gluttony said with a defeated sigh. "You may have the cake. But only that one slice!"

 "Yaaaaay!"

 Well, at least she was happy now. Her arms were flailing about and she was quite happy to smoosh the cake slice into her face. All that delicious frosting and cake crumbs rolled down the mirror like rain down a window, slowed to a crawl. It wouldn't take long to clean off, but he wondered if she knew that was going to happen.

...How could mirror girls eat, anyway?