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- function killCommand(arguments, receivedMessage) {
- if (arguments.length==0) {
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Who are you killing? Your stupidity?")
- return
- }
- if (arguments[arguments.length-1].endsWith(",")) {
- arguments[arguments.length-1]=arguments[arguments.length-1].substring(0,arguments[arguments.length-1].length-1)
- }
- if (arguments[arguments.length-1].endsWith(", ")) {
- arguments[arguments.length-1]=arguments[arguments.length-1].substring(0,arguments[arguments.length-1].length-2)
- }
- let cause
- let num
- let arguments2
- let parameters
- arguments2=arguments.join(" ")
- parameters=arguments2.split(",")
- if (parameters.length==1) {
- num=getRndInteger(1, 37)
- switch(num) {
- case 1:
- cause="died of "+"<@"+receivedMessage.author.id+">"+"'s stupidity"
- break;
- case 2:
- cause="laughed too much at memes"
- break;
- case 3:
- cause="couldn't withstand "+"<@"+receivedMessage.author.id+">"+"'s ugliness"
- break;
- case 4:
- cause="was hit by a cybertruck"
- break;
- case 5:
- cause="died due to global warming"
- break;
- case 6:
- cause="was murdered for being a karen"
- break;
- case 7:
- cause="F*cked up."
- break;
- case 8:
- cause="died."
- break;
- case 9:
- cause="got killed by "+"<@"+receivedMessage.author.id+">"+" while taking a dump under a tree"
- break;
- case 10:
- cause="got a Squrrel In Muddy Pants (S.I.M.P)"
- break;
- case 11:
- cause="supported anti-maskers"
- break;
- case 12:
- cause="didn't get vacinated"
- break;
- case 13:
- cause="listened Justin Bieber for 9 hours straight"
- break;
- case 14:
- cause="killed "+"<@"+receivedMessage.author.id+">"+" for trying to kill him. \nYou get what you fckin deserves, boi. "
- break;
- case 15:
- cause="donated all everything to a virtual girl twitch streamer"
- break;
- case 16:
- cause="got coronavirus"
- break;
- case 17:
- cause="caught ebola"
- break;
- case 18:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("No. ")
- return
- break;
- case 19:
- cause="went to australia, thinking the Aloragus spider was a toy"
- break;
- case 20:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Why not you do it by yourself?")
- return
- break;
- case 21:
- cause="hit the ground too hard"
- break;
- case 22:
- cause="thought the lava was the floor. That's how the game works, right?"
- break;
- case 23:
- cause="looked up the sun."
- break;
- case 24:
- cause="played fortnite in minecraft"
- break;
- case 25:
- cause="was slained by magic"
- break;
- case 26:
- cause="did maths"
- break;
- case 27:
- cause="hated "+"<@"+receivedMessage.author.id+">"+" so much that he sucided"
- break;
- case 28:
- cause="realized people breath oXYgen, and not oXXgen"
- break;
- case 29:
- cause="accendently called the teacher \"mom\""
- break;
- case 30:
- cause="thought 5g towers cause diseases"
- break;
- case 31:
- cause="ran out of battery"
- break;
- case 32:
- cause="choke on some eggplants :eggplant:"
- break;
- case 33:
- cause="laughed at some boomer \"memes\""
- break;
- case 34:
- cause="stepped on Trump's shoes"
- break;
- case 35:
- cause="kicked Putin's chair"
- break;
- case 36:
- cause="by a fangirl rampage"
- break;
- case 37:
- cause="thought coke could go well with coke. (remember kids, crack is wack)"
- break;
- }
- }
- else if (parameters.length==2) {
- if (parameters[1].trim().toLowerCase().startsWith("for ") || parameters[1].trim().toLowerCase().startsWith("by ") || parameters[1].trim().toLowerCase().startsWith("due to ")) {
- num=getRndInteger(1,3)
- if (num==1) {
- cause="killed"+parameters[1]
- num=getRndInteger(1,2)
- if (num==1) {
- cause="got "+cause
- } else if (num==2) {
- cause="was "+cause
- }
- } else if (num==2) {
- cause="murdered"+parameters[1]
- num=getRndInteger(1,2)
- if (num==1) {
- cause="got "+cause
- } else if (num==2) {
- cause="was "+cause
- }
- } else if (num==3) {
- cause="died"+parameters[1].trim()
- }
- } else {
- cause=parameters[1]
- }
- }
- else {
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Dude, there can only be two parameters. What are you thinking? What is that stupid third parameter doing there?")
- return
- }
- receivedMessage.channel.send(parameters[0]+" "+cause)
- }
- function dieCommand(arguments, receivedMessage) {
- let num
- num=getRndInteger(1, 13)
- switch(num) {
- case 1:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Ok, I died. ")
- break;
- case 2:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("The Communist Pig died due to "+"<@"+receivedMessage.author.id+">"+"'s stupidity. ")
- break;
- case 3:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("...")
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Nothing")
- break;
- case 4:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Hmm, did that work?")
- break;
- case 5:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("No.")
- break;
- case 6:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("I can't. Don't ask me why.")
- break;
- case 7:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("I'm immortal.")
- break;
- case 8:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Potatoes :potato:")
- break;
- case 9:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("OUCH! That hurts!")
- break;
- case 10:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Why? Why though? Why you would you ever do that?")
- break;
- case 11:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Lol, you thought that'll work? I'm superman.")
- break;
- case 12:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("We don't do that here.")
- break;
- case 13:
- receivedMessage.channel.send("Come kill me yourself")
- break;
- }
- }
- function getRndInteger(min, max) {
- return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1) ) + min;
- }
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