Shorts (1)

>’Welcome Princess. Please lay on the purple chair in my office.’

‘Thank you Doctor…?’

>’Fried, Doctor Fried, Princess. Now, do you know why you’ve been called here today?’

‘Unfortunately not, my dear sister didn’t tell me the details.’

>’That is for the better. I believe you wouldn’t have came if you know what this was about.’

’Wait, what!? What is this, I’m leaving...’

>’Wait, you don’t want to annoy your sister now, after she paid for this session. Do you?’

‘I suppose not...’

>’Okay, then let us begin. Remember you don’t have to answer my questions, but there is no
point being here if you choose not to.’

‘Okay.’

>’What is your age, name and gender?’

‘1024, Princess Celestia, and I’m a mare.’

>’Okay, can you tell me three of your family members?’

‘My son in law, Shining Armour. My niece Princess Cadence, and Ano… My sister Princess Luna’

>’What was that name two places back?’

‘It was a verbal mistake, don’t worry. I’m not quite refreshed enough today.

>’Alright, do you know the ‘human’ that goes by the name Anonymous?

’Of course, if a random alien just came to canterlot, I’d be the first to know.’

>’You said Alien. When ponies think of Aliens they think of murderous balls of slime, and violent apes. But you let ‘Anon’ take up permanent residence in Castel Canterlot… Why?’

‘Well… Its… Look no one would accommodate an individual such as himself. You said yourself what ponies think of Aliens.’

>’I’m guessing you know Anon well, how long has he been living in the castle?’

’8 years.’

>‘And what age did you ‘find’ him?’

‘Well, I’m not sure. He was the same size as a foal, so I’m guessing 1 or two years. We took it as two, and as so he is 10 now.’

>’Good, good. You’re a kind mare.’

‘I try’

>’Okay, now, tell me. What is your relationship like with Anon, are you partners?’

‘... Are you serious?’

>’Its one of the questions I need to ask.’

‘I’m two orders of magnitude older than the human. What do you think?’

>‘Okay, okay. I just needed to ask.’

>‘Alright, what does Anon mean to you?’

’Well, hes one of a kind. The only human in Equestria. He’s been under Castle care for most of his life. I don’t think he’d survive if I kicked him out, so that is never going to happen. I guess he is just a pony… human who needs a little help.’

>‘Why did you refer to him as an equine?’

‘Sometimes I get confused. He talks like us, he well dosen’t walk like us, but he can walk. And like other foals he likes the Wonderbolts. ‘He is a pony in a weird body.’

>’Said that before have you?’

‘Many times.’

>’Okay, you referred to him as a foal this time. From the reports Princess Luna has given to me ‘Our dearest sister doeth treat the xeno child as her own blood. She hath bought Anon gifes the likes of Kings would noth receive for his finding day, or as our sister wants to mask it ‘her colt’s birthday’’

‘WHAT!?... None of that happened! Its lies, don’t believe her lies. I will talk to Luna when I return the castle.’

>‘You said you’re not romantically ties to the human. Are you materially bonded?’

‘W… What a ridiculous question Why would I take Anon as my adopted son?’

>‘I can spot a liar. Why did you take the xeonchild as your foal?’

‘His name is Anon, he is a resident of Equestria you know.’

>‘Okay, a report from Princess Cadence: ‘Anon and Our Auntie? The way Celestia goes on I’m pretty sure Anon is my cousin, she babies him a little too much though. I remeber when he got flu from the Crystal Empire trip, and she quarantined half the castle, and moves the entire medical unit to his room. She stayed there for a week in his room.’

>’Is she also a liar?’

‘Well no...’

>’So why go through all that trouble, for someone who you aren’t maternally bonded to?’

‘Look, he is one of a kind, he could of died of pony flu. I can’t ley my subjects perish under my own damn castle.

>’Entire medical unit’

>’Half of the Crystal castle.’

‘’