Gregory Bruce
	Don crystal was a crystal with a face, legs, and two arms.  One of his hands had been cut off in Vietnam.  He thought having a hook on his left hand would be ten times cooler than having a plastic hand, so he had it replaced with a metal cap on which he could attach a hook or another tool.  He also had a son.  I'm not sure how a crystal had a son, one's best guess would be that he dug him up one day.  Regardless, he had a son.  His son looked like him, but he was different personality wise.  Instead of becoming a soldier like his father, he would rather become a lawyer.   They both had a pet, a giant butterfly named Lance Corporal Fozzington.
	One day, an evil bat named Bob captured Don Jr. and took him to his summer home on the moon.  Bob hated lawyers because they made more money than he did.  He took Don Jr. and locked him in the kitchen of the summer home.  This being said, Bob was not incredibly smart, as he had locked Don Jr. in the kitchen of his home with the intention of starving him.  Don would not stand for this.  He grabbed his combat knife from Vietnam and hopped onto Lance Corporal Fozzington.  He then rode for the moon.
	When Bob found out that Don was coming to rescue his son, he ran around in circles and paniced.  After he had ran around in circles and paniced for some time, he  built up the courage to use his summer home's secret weapon - the weather gun.  Bob used the weather gun to unleash an terrible storm on Earth.  He thought this would knock Don and Lance Corporal Fozzington clear out of the sky.  He didn't know, however, that Lance Corporal Fozzington was a magic butterfly who could not be harmed by nature.  When Don and his pet finally made it to Bob's summer home, Bob had chickend out and flew away (probably to his winter home on Mars).  Don freed his son and they flew home.