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- I can no longer take it. I have to vent. 140 characters are not nearly enough for me to express
- the frustration and sometimes rage, that I have been feeling for the past few weeks, as I go from
- being a full-time Python developer, to trying my hand at maintaining a Node.js REST API. Javascript
- is riddled with so many bugs and unintuitive things to the point that I find it crippling.
- Yes, this is a rant.
- Fuck you, Javascript. Fuck you Node. Fuck you and your asynchronous hippy startup trash ecosystem which
- thinks providing a 2 file module on Github with a 4-line readme makes you a library maintainer and thus,
- makes you somehow above an imaginary threshold. Fuck your lack of documentation. Fuck your filthy and disgusting
- Async patterns. Fuck your callbacks for ruining my year before it even started. Fuck your coding patterns that are
- so rigid that you sigh in resignation before you've even thought through the entire idea but just know that you're gonna
- have to make a few changes in the code. Fuck your lack of good performance libraries that allow me the freedom to
- fucking print the response time of an operation. Fuck your console.time and console.timeEnd for being utter filth.
- Fuck your braces. Fuck your modules. Sweet Jesus Christ fuck your modules. Fuck your null and undefined. Fuck your truthy values.
- Fuck your scope rules that stop working at random. Fuck your silent failures. Fuck your lack of proper data structures
- in the language. Fuck your event loop. Fuck your if (err). Motherfuck your callbacks.
- Die, Javascript. Why won't you fucking die? What do I have to do? Who do I have to pay to kill you? Please die.
- I really really want to see you die a horrible miserably death, I want to relish the silence that follows, because it will
- not have your voice in it. I want to make love to sweet Python, Ruby, or hell, I'll even take Haskell at this point, but not you filthy
- whore. Never you.
- KThnxBye.
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