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- (20:06:37) FrankAnders-: I destroyed my Motorola Defy the other day
- (20:06:50) FrankAnders-: How do I explain a water damage on a waterproof phone?
- (20:07:00) FrankAnders-: To the insurance company...
- (20:07:24) FrankAnders-: I was so drunk I didn't know the phone was broken until the next day. When I woke up to a hotel bathroom full of vomit
- (20:09:08) vuLgAr: did you piss yourself or something :P
- (20:09:48) FrankAnders-: No.
- (20:09:48) FrankAnders-: Hehe
- (20:10:05) FrankAnders-: But I managed to puke all over the bathroom floor, and then go to bed without cleaning up
- (20:10:14) FrankAnders-: I've never been so drunk, me thinks
- (20:10:34) FrankAnders-: I was in bed before 22
- (20:14:37) QS: very nice...
- (20:14:41) QS: impressive indeed
- (20:15:59) vuLgAr: tbh, it was in a hotel bathroom, id have gone to sleep and left it too
- (20:16:14) FrankAnders-: Hehe
- (20:16:34) vuLgAr: then upon any complaints... "i wasn't drunken it must have been something on YOUR menu" :P
- (20:16:41) FrankAnders-: Not proud. And not happy when I woke up at five in the morning the next day and had to clean it up
- (20:17:32) FrankAnders-: Yeah. I told the owner of the hotel that I had accidentally puked all over the floor, and he said "The last beer I gave you was 9 per cent alcohol" so he kinda figured that's why I puked
- (20:17:43) vuLgAr: lol
- (20:17:58) vuLgAr: accidentally :D
- (20:25:17) FrankAnders-: Hehe
- (20:25:19) FrankAnders-: Yeah.
- (20:25:49) FrankAnders-: But I'm writing a report now to the insurance company.
- (20:26:01) FrankAnders-: Think I'll replace it with a Experia Active.
- (20:26:06) FrankAnders-: an
- (20:50:46) LarsHildebrandt: epic
- (20:54:07) Noktar110 lämnade rummet (quit: Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de).
- (20:54:41) Csharp_: You puked on your phone & it broke?
- (20:54:52) Csharp_: :p
- (21:01:08) naerok är nu känd som naerok|afk
- (21:05:19) FrankAnders- lämnade rummet (quit: Ping timeout: 244 seconds).
- (21:13:55) `fe-lixx [~user@213.155.31.60] kom in i rummet.
- (21:14:26) colonia27mob [~Janitor@82.113.99.62] kom in i rummet.
- (21:14:40) fe-lixx lämnade rummet (quit: Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
- (21:15:31) colonia27mob: oi oi
- (21:25:20) FrankAnders- [~frank_and@189.171.189.109.customer.cdi.no] kom in i rummet.
- (21:27:27) Csharp_: zee mob
- (21:29:59) LarsHildebrandt: puking frank made my day.
- (21:31:17) Csharp_: waking up in his puke, like a real drug addict
- (21:31:18) Csharp_: :D
- (21:31:25) colonia27mob: huh?
- (21:31:28) LarsHildebrandt: flooding frank
- (21:31:41) Csharp_: Frank had a drink, or two...
- (21:31:43) Csharp_: or more
- (21:31:44) LarsHildebrandt: he puked on his phone
- (21:31:49) colonia27mob: worth reading backlog tomorrow I guess :D
- (21:31:55) LarsHildebrandt: and its defectiv
- (21:32:02) colonia27mob: rofl
- (21:32:10) LarsHildebrandt: and he lied to.the hotel.owner
- (21:32:11) Csharp_: not sure if he actually puked on it
- (21:32:15) Csharp_: but it got wet, somehow
- (21:32:24) Csharp_: that's what she said
- (21:32:35) LarsHildebrandt: who gave him zee drinks that ended his evening early
- (21:33:11) Csharp_: zee people crashing before party starts
- (21:33:28) colonia27mob: Lulz
- (21:33:45) colonia27mob: thx, made my day
- (21:34:21) ***colonia27mob only had 4 Weissbier till now
- (21:34:52) colonia27mob: and the 5th ordered
- (21:37:58) Csharp_: I'm high on orange juice
- (21:39:38) colonia27mob: zee vitaminzzz
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