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FrankAndersPuked

Nov 20th, 2011
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  1. (20:06:37) FrankAnders-: I destroyed my Motorola Defy the other day
  2. (20:06:50) FrankAnders-: How do I explain a water damage on a waterproof phone?
  3. (20:07:00) FrankAnders-: To the insurance company...
  4. (20:07:24) FrankAnders-: I was so drunk I didn't know the phone was broken until the next day. When I woke up to a hotel bathroom full of vomit
  5. (20:09:08) vuLgAr: did you piss yourself or something :P
  6. (20:09:48) FrankAnders-: No.
  7. (20:09:48) FrankAnders-: Hehe
  8. (20:10:05) FrankAnders-: But I managed to puke all over the bathroom floor, and then go to bed without cleaning up
  9. (20:10:14) FrankAnders-: I've never been so drunk, me thinks
  10. (20:10:34) FrankAnders-: I was in bed before 22
  11. (20:14:37) QS: very nice...
  12. (20:14:41) QS: impressive indeed
  13. (20:15:59) vuLgAr: tbh, it was in a hotel bathroom, id have gone to sleep and left it too
  14. (20:16:14) FrankAnders-: Hehe
  15. (20:16:34) vuLgAr: then upon any complaints... "i wasn't drunken it must have been something on YOUR menu" :P
  16. (20:16:41) FrankAnders-: Not proud. And not happy when I woke up at five in the morning the next day and had to clean it up
  17. (20:17:32) FrankAnders-: Yeah. I told the owner of the hotel that I had accidentally puked all over the floor, and he said "The last beer I gave you was 9 per cent alcohol" so he kinda figured that's why I puked
  18. (20:17:43) vuLgAr: lol
  19. (20:17:58) vuLgAr: accidentally :D
  20. (20:25:17) FrankAnders-: Hehe
  21. (20:25:19) FrankAnders-: Yeah.
  22. (20:25:49) FrankAnders-: But I'm writing a report now to the insurance company.
  23. (20:26:01) FrankAnders-: Think I'll replace it with a Experia Active.
  24. (20:26:06) FrankAnders-: an
  25. (20:50:46) LarsHildebrandt: epic
  26. (20:54:07) Noktar110 lämnade rummet (quit: Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de).
  27. (20:54:41) Csharp_: You puked on your phone & it broke?
  28. (20:54:52) Csharp_: :p
  29. (21:01:08) naerok är nu känd som naerok|afk
  30. (21:05:19) FrankAnders- lämnade rummet (quit: Ping timeout: 244 seconds).
  31. (21:13:55) `fe-lixx [~user@213.155.31.60] kom in i rummet.
  32. (21:14:26) colonia27mob [~Janitor@82.113.99.62] kom in i rummet.
  33. (21:14:40) fe-lixx lämnade rummet (quit: Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
  34. (21:15:31) colonia27mob: oi oi
  35. (21:25:20) FrankAnders- [~frank_and@189.171.189.109.customer.cdi.no] kom in i rummet.
  36. (21:27:27) Csharp_: zee mob
  37. (21:29:59) LarsHildebrandt: puking frank made my day.
  38. (21:31:17) Csharp_: waking up in his puke, like a real drug addict
  39. (21:31:18) Csharp_: :D
  40. (21:31:25) colonia27mob: huh?
  41. (21:31:28) LarsHildebrandt: flooding frank
  42. (21:31:41) Csharp_: Frank had a drink, or two...
  43. (21:31:43) Csharp_: or more
  44. (21:31:44) LarsHildebrandt: he puked on his phone
  45. (21:31:49) colonia27mob: worth reading backlog tomorrow I guess :D
  46. (21:31:55) LarsHildebrandt: and its defectiv
  47. (21:32:02) colonia27mob: rofl
  48. (21:32:10) LarsHildebrandt: and he lied to.the hotel.owner
  49. (21:32:11) Csharp_: not sure if he actually puked on it
  50. (21:32:15) Csharp_: but it got wet, somehow
  51. (21:32:24) Csharp_: that's what she said
  52. (21:32:35) LarsHildebrandt: who gave him zee drinks that ended his evening early
  53. (21:33:11) Csharp_: zee people crashing before party starts
  54. (21:33:28) colonia27mob: Lulz
  55. (21:33:45) colonia27mob: thx, made my day
  56. (21:34:21) ***colonia27mob only had 4 Weissbier till now
  57. (21:34:52) colonia27mob: and the 5th ordered
  58. (21:37:58) Csharp_: I'm high on orange juice
  59. (21:39:38) colonia27mob: zee vitaminzzz
  60.  
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