Transcript of "Penis Washing Ritual" by Bits.
This is a transcript of an audio recorded by Bits. She recorded sound effects throughout most of the entire recording, but another performer could probably improvise.

[knocking]
Hello sir, may I please come in? Thank you.
Umm, I believe you contacted our agency this morning and scheduled an appointment for 7 pm? Very good, very good sir.
Have you actually used our services before? No?
Okay, so this is your first time. Okay. Umm well, I'd like to take a few minutes just to explain a little more about the service before we actually begin.
Do you mind if I sit down?
Thank you sir okay so the philosophy behind the service actually began in Japan. I went there; I-I got my training there. So in Japanese culture successful men like yourself are often burdened by, you know the high stress in your profession and that stress leads to the buildup of negative energy in the body.
Eastern medicine teaches us that the penis is the Gateway to stress relief. For men the body's natural energy pathways converge in the groin area. This is where stress causes blockages to occur. Over the centuries as Japanese people actually developed a technique using massage and washing rituals to deeply clean the penis and release the negative energy.
Before we begin though I just need to make it clear that this is strictly a non-sexual, professional service. The technique requires my direct contact with your penis, but my touch should not be interpreted as any type of sexual service. I'm not here to provide you with sexual gratification. Of course you may become physically aroused during the washing ritual and we actually encourage you to do so. The active ingredient in all the natural cleanser I use works most efficiently when friction between my hand and your penis causes heat. The whole process actually works best if you maintain a full rigid erection throughout the entire ritual. So um do you have any questions or can we go ahead and start?
Go ahead and stand up. I'll help you undress. We prefer our clients to be completely naked during the ritual just so your clothes don't get wet. While you remove your jacket and your shirt. I'll take off your pants.
[Unzipping noises]
Thank you sir. May I remove your boxer shorts now? Thank you. I'll just pull them down and, oh my I-I can see that your penis is already actually getting hard. That should really help speed things up. It's actually, yes, it's a lot bigger than  the ones I trained with in Japan. Don't tell anyone, but you're my first American client. Pardon me for being so forward, but you just have a beautiful penis. It'll be my pleasure to clean it for you.
Okay, I'm going to spread some of the cleaner onto the base of your penis. You should notice a pleasant tingling sensation.
[Continuous handjob noises from this point forward]
Does it feel okay? Please just let me know if you feel any discomfort. I'm going to work the cleanser along your shaft, up towards the tip.
I like to use a light touch when first applying the cleanser. You can watch as I glide my fingertips up and down the length of your penis. Now I'll use my fingers to coat the head of your penis with even more cleaner. The penis head tends to be the most in need of proper washing. I like to focus extra time making sure it gets all the attention it needs.
Does that feel good sir? Typically at this stage of the process your penis should be much harder than it is now. Remember we really prefer your penis to be fully erect. I need you to try making your penis harder for me. Focus on the feeling of my fingertips gliding up and down your shaft, on your head, all of my fingers, really lightly.
[Handjob noises stop]
Hmm this isn't working is it? If it's all right with you, I would, I-I would like to take off my blouse. I have really big breasts. If I take off my bra I think you'll get a lot harder if you can see them. Is that okay sir?
Thank you. Please just uh watch slowly. I'll unbutton the front of my blouse. Does the sight of my deep cleavage please you sir? Let me just unhook this bra so you can have a better view of my big beautiful tits. There you go. They're very nice-looking aren't they?
[Handjob noises resume]
I resumed the washing ritual now. Mmm good, you seem to be getting a little bit harder, but I think I know how to make it even more erect. There's a new technique I'm going to try with you, if you don't mind. It's a much more intimate massage. Is that something you'd be comfortable with sir? Very good.
[Handjob noises stop]
Just keep in mind that this massage is non-sexual. Remember I don't mean to provide you with intentional sexual gratification. Is is that understood? Okay. Okay. I'm-I'm gonna place your penis between my big tits, I can use them to massage the cleaner, deeply into the very core of your penis. Just try to relax okay?
[Titfucking noises start]
pressing my tits together around your penis, moving them up and down so they can stroke the entire length. Oh yes this is working perfectly. I can even feel your penis growing harder between my tits. I think you're fully erect now. Do you like the way this feels? It must be nice to see your hard penis disappearing between my big beautiful tits. Okay sir, it looks like all the cleanser has been absorbed into your penis.
[Titfucking noises stop]
There's only one part of the ritual left. I don't want you to be alarmed. I know this is going to seem very inappropriate, but in order to completely clear the energy blockage I'm going to have to take your penis into my mouth. Just try to relax.
[Blowjob, sucking and licking noises begin from this point and are in between each line until the end of the audio.]
How does that feel sir? Am i using too much pressure? This part of the ritual is meant to be pleasurable. Just let me know if you feel any discomfort. I know I already said it but I just want to be clear, the penis watching ritual is totally non-sexual. I know it seems strange to see me, you know, take your penis into my mouth and not think I'm providing a sexual service. Especially when I flick my tongue around the tip like this.
[tongue flicking noises and licking noises]
But I assure you that this is the most professional and comprehensive way to wash your penis. I'm going to focus on your, on your head now and give it a good deep cleaning. Just circle the tip of my tongue several times and now I'll suck hard on the tip while my soft little tongue continues to stroke you. What's the matter sir? Is something wrong? Why is your penis doing that? It's starting to pulse and throb. Are you sure everything's okay? Why are you breathing so heavily? You don't, you don't look very well. Your face is turning red and your penis is throbbing even harder in my mouth. Please just tell me if you're feeling any discomfort. Please tell me what's wrong sir. What did you say? You think you're going to cum? Do you mean that you're going to ejaculate? You feel like you're going to ejaculate your semen into my mouth? No sir please don't do that. Remember that this is a non-sexual ritual. It would not be professional if you were to cum. Please try not to, sir. I'm almost done washing you. It will only take about like ten more minutes. Just ten more minutes of me licking your hard penis and running my lips up and down the shaft. Please don't come sir. Please don't come in my hot, wet, sweet little mouth. Try not to focus on the feeling of my soft tongue lapping at your cock. I can taste your pre-cum, sir. Please try harder not to cum. What? You can't stop? You're going to cum? You're going to shoot your sweet cum into my mouth? Oh sir. Oh no. I can feel your penis starting to spasm. I can taste your cum.
[Moaning and swallowing]
That was so much cum. I'm so sorry sir. I did not mean to make you ejaculate, it was it was an accident. Please forgive me. I promise you that I'll be more professional next time. When you call to make your next appointment be sure to ask for me. I'll be happy to take care of you again .