One-Shot Story: Alastor Meet SCP Researcher

This One I had request On 4chan on /hhg/ /thread/. I love the anon who made it, I wish I know the person who made it for me.
Hazbin Hotel Crossover Scp Foundation.
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>Be Alastor
>Going around being creepy and even slaughtering some demons for the hell of it.
>See one demon in particular
>Looks humanoid, has some kind of broken police helmet on his side, white lab coat with blood on it, and some weird symbol that you knew for sure wasn’t arcane.
>Figure that he’d be a good target.
>Walk right up behind him, tilt head to the side, and make your signature murder smile, the one that makes anyone who sees that look shit themselves.
>Make a little bit of creepy static sounds to to get his attention
>”I can’t wait for his reaction” you think to yourself.
>The man turns around, looks up at you, and doesn’t seem scared at all. Rather a little confused and annoyed
>”Um sir, can I help with you anything?”
>You don’t say a word, instead you creep a little closer, after all maybe he’s in shock or something.
>”..........what are you-“
>“Aren’t you supposed to be frightened? Don’t you know who I am good sir?”
>The demon is silent for a minute. Then he starts to giggle
>His giggling becomes chuckling
>His chuckling becomes laughter
>Within a minute, he’s laughing to the point of tears and nearly choking himself
>By now the other demons in the are, most of whom were hiding in their stores to avoid you, we’re now a little started
>”This guy’s gonna die” one says
>”He can’t be this crazy, can he” says another
“I don’t believe I was making a joke there, just what do you find so funny?”
>The demon’s laughter stops
>”Oh boy do you want to know, I’ve already been to hell even before I died.”
>”I’ve seen things, so many things, things that would keep you up at night for the rest of your LIFE, and you think some slender man wannabe is gonna be enough to make me scream?!”
>You say there in silence for a moment, not knowing how to respond to this lunatic.
>“.......alright then, good day to you then”
>You regain your composure and leave the area, wondering what was up with that guy and what he’s seen.