Early indications show that our operation was a success and we have 100% confidence in the information retrieved. Our thieves have stolen the last 2 month's of kingdom news from Tuak and Arak (3:9).
March YR2 Edition
March 1 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen has sent an aid shipment to Milk and Honey.
March 1 of YR2	Milk and Honey (3:9) captured 124 acres of land from Sparkly Sheep (2:12).
March 1 of YR2	Unlimited Blade Themes (8:12) invaded Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) and captured 51 acres of land.
March 1 of YR2	Canadian Theme (8:12) invaded Bend OVER Shirley (3:9) and captured 45 acres of land.
March 1 of YR2	Why no theme (8:12) invaded Teatime (3:9) and captured 12 acres of land.
March 2 of YR2	Bintang Beer (3:9) invaded and pillaged People Covered in Fish (3:5).
March 2 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred has sent an aid shipment to Bintang Beer.
March 2 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen has sent an aid shipment to Bintang Beer.
March 2 of YR2	Bintang Beer has sent an aid shipment to Martini Shaken not Stirred.
March 2 of YR2	Bintang Beer has sent an aid shipment to San Miguel Beermen.
March 3 of YR2	Utopian World (3:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
March 3 of YR2	Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Agendx (7:11).
March 3 of YR2	Things that scare us theme (8:12) invaded beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) and captured 29 acres of land.
March 3 of YR2	We have proposed a ceasefire offer to SMASH (8:12).
March 3 of YR2	SMASH (8:12) has accepted our ceasefire proposal!
March 4 of YR2	Silva Chorea (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
March 4 of YR2	Silva Chorea (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
March 4 of YR2	Silva Chorea (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
March 4 of YR2	Silva Chorea (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
March 4 of YR2	An unknown province from Wardawg (7:18) invaded Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) and captured 79 acres of land.
March 6 of YR2	Teatime (3:9) captured 105 acres of land from XinFu (4:19).
March 7 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) captured 63 acres of land from Titanium Rod (4:1).
March 7 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17).
March 7 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17).
March 7 of YR2	Good Samaritan (6:6) invaded San Miguel Beermen (3:9) and captured 92 acres of land.
March 7 of YR2	Good Samaritan (6:6) invaded Teatime (3:9) and captured 67 acres of land.
March 7 of YR2	Dirty Sanchez (5:17) attacked and abducted scientists from San Miguel Beermen (3:9).
March 7 of YR2	Dirty Sanchez (5:17) attacked and abducted scientists from San Miguel Beermen (3:9).
March 8 of YR2	Layered Crepe Cake (6:8) attacked and abducted scientists from San Miguel Beermen (3:9).
March 8 of YR2	Redheaded slut has sent an aid shipment to French Connection.
March 9 of YR2	Tuak and Arak (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Wait whos the target (7:5).
March 9 of YR2	XinFu (4:19) invaded Teatime (3:9) and captured 79 acres of land.
March 9 of YR2	White hot (7:5) invaded Kamikaze (3:9) and captured 102 acres of land.
March 9 of YR2	White hot (7:5) invaded Kamikaze (3:9) and captured 61 acres of land.
March 9 of YR2	White hot (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Kamikaze (3:9).
March 10 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred has sent an aid shipment to French Connection.
March 11 of YR2	An unknown province from Last Call (3:9) invaded and pillaged Empyrean Garland Greene (6:5).
March 11 of YR2	An unknown province from Last Call (3:9) invaded and pillaged Empyrean Leona Helmsley (6:5).
March 11 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9) captured 89 acres of land from Sir Burning Desire (6:10).
March 11 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9) invaded and pillaged Gastly (4:10).
March 11 of YR2	French Connection has sent an aid shipment to Redheaded slut.
March 11 of YR2	French Connection has sent an aid shipment to Martini Shaken not Stirred.
March 11 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred has sent an aid shipment to French Connection.
March 11 of YR2	An unknown province from random randoms (4:19) invaded Liquid Viagra (3:9) and captured 99 acres of land.
March 12 of YR2	An unknown province from Last Call (3:9) captured 123 acres of land from Unborn Children (7:5).
March 12 of YR2	Titanium Rod (4:1) ambushed armies from San Miguel Beermen (3:9) and took 31 acres of land.
March 12 of YR2	Alexander the Great (5:4) attacked and abducted scientists from Bend OVER Shirley (3:9).
March 12 of YR2	An unknown province from Last Call (3:9) captured 90 acres of land from Plains Of Torment (4:19).
March 13 of YR2	Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) captured 93 acres of land from Unborn Children (7:5).
March 13 of YR2	Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from The Mighty Hephaestus (3:16).
March 13 of YR2	Infamous (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
March 13 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to Old Smokey Moonshine.
March 14 of YR2	Lets get Druck tonight (7:15) invaded Liquid Viagra (3:9) and captured 97 acres of land.
March 15 of YR2	Ros (6:2) attacked and abducted scientists from Tuak and Arak (3:9).
March 15 of YR2	An unknown province from Metallic Symphony (4:1) invaded San Miguel Beermen (3:9) and captured 84 acres of land.
March 15 of YR2	Milk and Honey (3:9) captured 115 acres of land from I like lemons (3:5).
March 16 of YR2	Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17) attacked and abducted scientists from San Miguel Beermen (3:9).
March 16 of YR2	Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17) attacked and abducted scientists from San Miguel Beermen (3:9).
March 16 of YR2	Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17) invaded San Miguel Beermen (3:9) and captured 56 acres of land.
March 17 of YR2	Teatime (3:9) captured 87 acres of land from Ace of chaos (5:2).
March 17 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) captured 105 acres of land from Silver Hara (4:1).
March 17 of YR2	The Graveyard (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Gym and Tonic (3:9).
March 17 of YR2	An unknown province from No war rebuild PSO (3:1) attacked and abducted scientists from French Connection (3:9).
March 17 of YR2	An unknown province from No war rebuild PSO (3:1) attacked and abducted scientists from French Connection (3:9).
March 17 of YR2	Kamikaze (3:9) captured 61 acres of land from Chrysalis (2:14).
March 17 of YR2	Our monarch has forged an opportunity to enlarge our kingdom, and extends a hand of friendship towards a recruit.
March 18 of YR2	Mephisto of Satans Whiskers (3:9) has exhibited great generosity by providing an extra invitation for the kingdom.
March 18 of YR2	Our monarch has forged an opportunity to enlarge our kingdom, and extends a hand of friendship towards a recruit.
March 18 of YR2	Our kingdom is strengthened by a new province, whose leader arrives at the invitation of our monarch.
March 18 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to Shot Tequila.
March 18 of YR2	1975 Firebird (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9).
March 18 of YR2	1975 Firebird (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9).
March 18 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred has sent an aid shipment to Shot Tequila.
March 18 of YR2	We have proposed a ceasefire offer to Firestorm (7:5).
March 18 of YR2	Fire mode (7:5) attacked and abducted scientists from beer towerSSSSSS (3:9).
March 18 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Claustroburbia (7:15).
March 18 of YR2	French Connection has sent an aid shipment to San Miguel Beermen.
March 18 of YR2	French Connection has sent an aid shipment to Tom Collins.
March 21 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to Tuak and Arak.
March 21 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to Tuak and Arak.
March 21 of YR2	Firestorm (7:5) has accepted our ceasefire proposal!
March 21 of YR2	Whos Gonna Rock You (6:8) invaded Savoy Affair (3:9) and captured 94 acres of land.
March 21 of YR2	Dark N Stormy has sent an aid shipment to Teatime.
March 21 of YR2	Sonnema Berenburg has sent an aid shipment to Satans Whiskers.
March 21 of YR2	An unknown province from Last Call (3:9) invaded and pillaged Greedy scrooge (6:15).
March 22 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9) captured 78 acres of land from Anarchy (5:2).
March 22 of YR2	Mephisto of Satans Whiskers (3:9) has exhibited great generosity by providing an extra invitation for the kingdom.
March 22 of YR2	Our monarch has forged an opportunity to enlarge our kingdom, and extends a hand of friendship towards a recruit.
March 22 of YR2	Silence (6:15) attacked and abducted scientists from Liquid Viagra (3:9).
March 22 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to Spicy Caesar.
March 23 of YR2	An unknown province from StarCraft (5:6) invaded Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) and captured 22 acres of land.
March 23 of YR2	Old Smokey Moonshine has sent an aid shipment to Milk and Honey.
March 23 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to Milk and Honey.
March 23 of YR2	beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17).
March 23 of YR2	beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) captured 60 acres of land from Thunder-Bird (3:1).
March 24 of YR2	Vlad Tepes (5:4) invaded Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9) and captured 22 acres of land.
March 24 of YR2	Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Soorryy (3:1).
March 24 of YR2	Greedy scrooge (6:15) attacked and abducted scientists from Bend OVER Shirley (3:9).
March 24 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Kratos Says Bye Bye (3:16).
March 24 of YR2	An unknown province from Getting thirsty (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Sir Tristan (6:10).
April YR2 Edition
April 1 of YR2	Tom Collins has sent an aid shipment to Shot Tequila.
April 1 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to French Connection.
April 2 of YR2	Bintang Beer (3:9) invaded and pillaged Sir Titaniummagnet (2:18).
April 2 of YR2	Bintang Beer (3:9) invaded and pillaged Vicious Demise (1:19).
April 2 of YR2	French Connection (3:9) invaded and pillaged Righteous Bane (3:17).
April 2 of YR2	French Connection has sent an aid shipment to Satans Whiskers.
April 2 of YR2	Dark N Stormy has sent an aid shipment to Sonnema Berenburg.
April 2 of YR2	French Connection has sent an aid shipment to Satans Whiskers.
April 2 of YR2	Yue Fei (7:3) invaded Gym and Tonic (3:9) and captured 109 acres of land.
April 2 of YR2	Lionheart (6:6) attacked and abducted scientists from Liquid Viagra (3:9).
April 2 of YR2	Lionheart (6:6) attacked and abducted scientists from Liquid Viagra (3:9).
April 2 of YR2	Yue Fei (7:3) attacked and abducted scientists from Gym and Tonic (3:9).
April 2 of YR2	Dark N Stormy has sent an aid shipment to Sonnema Berenburg.
April 2 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to French Connection.
April 2 of YR2	French Connection (3:9) invaded and pillaged LongHardSwordInTheStones (2:18).
April 2 of YR2	French Connection has sent an aid shipment to Satans Whiskers.
April 3 of YR2	Dark N Stormy has sent an aid shipment to Tom Collins.
April 3 of YR2	Barcoloco WAR (6:15) has proposed a formal ceasefire with our kingdom.
April 3 of YR2	Satans Whiskers has sent an aid shipment to Sonnema Berenburg.
April 3 of YR2	Cheech and Chong (7:3) invaded beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) and captured 121 acres of land.
April 3 of YR2	Cheech and Chong (7:3) invaded beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) and captured 76 acres of land.
April 3 of YR2	Thunder-Bird (3:1) ambushed armies from beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) and took 30 acres of land.
April 3 of YR2	Thunder-Bird (3:1) invaded beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) and captured 26 acres of land.
April 3 of YR2	An unknown province from Getting thirsty (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Silence (6:15).
April 3 of YR2	We have entered into a formal ceasefire with Barcoloco WAR (6:15).
April 3 of YR2	It Is Spealt Doughnut (8:8) attacked and abducted scientists from Milk and Honey (3:9).
April 3 of YR2	Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from It Is Spealt Doughnut (8:8).
April 3 of YR2	Agendx (7:11) attacked and abducted scientists from Gym and Tonic (3:9).
April 3 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) captured 120 acres of land from Victor of West (5:14).
April 3 of YR2	Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Sir Titaniummagnet (2:18).
April 3 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Riolu (4:10).
April 4 of YR2	San Miguel Beermen (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from It Is Spealt Doughnut (8:8).
April 4 of YR2	Teatime (3:9) captured 134 acres of land from MyCouchIsMyLife (4:2).
April 4 of YR2	An unknown province from No war rebuild PSO (3:1) attacked and abducted scientists from French Connection (3:9).
April 4 of YR2	Milk and Honey (3:9) captured 109 acres of land from I like lemons (3:5).
April 4 of YR2	Less Oops (8:5) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
April 4 of YR2	Dark N Stormy has sent an aid shipment to Milk and Honey.
April 4 of YR2	Teatime has sent an aid shipment to Milk and Honey.
April 4 of YR2	Donut Buy (8:8) invaded San Miguel Beermen (3:9) and captured 101 acres of land.
April 5 of YR2	Soorryy (3:1) invaded Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) and captured 61 acres of land.
April 5 of YR2	Soorryy (3:1) invaded Old Smokey Moonshine (3:9) and captured 46 acres of land.
April 5 of YR2	Dark N Stormy has sent an aid shipment to Spicy Caesar.
April 5 of YR2	Soorryy (3:1) invaded beer towerSSSSSS (3:9) and captured 16 acres of land.
April 5 of YR2	Thundonuts (8:8) invaded Tuak and Arak (3:9) and captured 91 acres of land.
April 5 of YR2	Victor of West (5:14) invaded San Miguel Beermen (3:9) and captured 73 acres of land.
April 5 of YR2	Victor of West (5:14) invaded San Miguel Beermen (3:9) and captured 49 acres of land.
April 6 of YR2	Righteous Bane (3:17) invaded French Connection (3:9) and captured 48 acres of land.
April 6 of YR2	An unknown province from Knights Msg4WAR (6:10) attacked and abducted scientists from Bintang Beer (3:9).
April 7 of YR2	Kamikaze (3:9) captured 106 acres of land from Ominous Omme (5:3).
April 7 of YR2	Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17) attacked and abducted scientists from beer towerSSSSSS (3:9).
April 7 of YR2	Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17) attacked and abducted scientists from beer towerSSSSSS (3:9).
April 7 of YR2	Intentional Leaky Pipe (5:17) attacked and abducted scientists from beer towerSSSSSS (3:9).
April 7 of YR2	Tuak and Arak (3:9) invaded and abducted scientists from Thundonuts (8:8).
April 7 of YR2	Tom Collins has sent an aid shipment to Tuak and Arak.
April 7 of YR2	Custard Filled (8:8) attacked and abducted scientists from Teatime (3:9).
April 7 of YR2	Custard Filled (8:8) attacked and abducted scientists from Teatime (3:9).
April 9 of YR2	An unknown province from Ghetto Nightmare (3:17) attacked and abducted scientists from French Connection (3:9).
April 11 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred (3:9) captured 115 acres of land from Titanium Rod (4:1).
April 11 of YR2	Martini Shaken not Stirred has sent an aid shipment to French Connection.