[/jp/ and Keksandra put a fainted /c/ on /jp/'s bed]
Keksandra: Ohmygosh thanks for letting me carry her feet!
/jp/: Yeah. Don't mention it.
Keksandra: I like /c/'s shoes, they're cute!
[/c/ is wearing shoes similar to /jp/'s shoes, but they're bright pink and the strap over the feet is attached to both sides, because they're shoes than can be slipped on like flats]
Keksandra: Did you know that pink is my SECOND favorite color?
/jp/: *sarcastically* Gee, I wonder which one is your favorite...
Keksandra: I'm happy you asked! My favorite color is purple!
/jp/: Sarcasm.
Keksandra: Whaaaat? Sarcasm's not a color!
[Keksandra looks at /c/'s shoes and blushes]
Keksandra: Ohhh...
[/jp/ notices her face]
/jp/: Really? You're not going to, are you?
Keksandra: Your shoes are always number one, though!
/jp/: Ugh, come on, she's already freaking out about you.
Keksandra: But she's sleepy! I promise she won't notice!
/jp/: Whatever, do what you want.
Keksandra: Yaaaaay!
[Keksandra slowly grabs /c/'s shoe and licks the bottom of it]
Keksandra: I wish I could play with her feets. But she would wake up if I tried to!
[she starts licking the top part of /c/'s shoes eagerly. /jp/ watches her and pinches her nose. Keksandra tired her out]
/jp/: *under her breath* She'd pay a thousand yen just to lick a stranger's heels.
[/jp/ goes back to her gaming chair and starts playing the Touhou Project again. Keksandra continues licking /c/'s shoes happily. However, the sound of the Touhou Project stirs /c/]
/c/: Wurrrrrhhhh...where aaaam I...
[and the first thing she sees is her friend lapping at her shoes like a dog]
/c/: KEKSANDRAAAAAA!!!!?
[/jp/ groans]
/jp/: Promise broken, idiot...
[Keksandra, with no concept of embarrassment or shock, smiles widely]
Keksandra: Hi, /c/!
/c/: Why are you licking my shoes!?
[then she remembers what happened]
/c/: WHY WERE YOU LICKING /JP/'S FEET!??!?!
/jp/: She has some weirdo foot fetish, /c/!
/c/: Uwah!? Keksandra!!! Why are you doing this!?
/jp/: Don't blame me, she's really, really good at persuasion!
Keksandra: *grinning* I like feet! I just wanna have funsies with my friends!
/c/: But Keksandra, friends don't lick friends' shoes and feet!
Keksandra: C'mooooon! I'll do anything you want if you let me lick your shoes and feet!
/c/: EHHHH!? No!
/jp/: Take the offer before she persuades you, /c/.
/c/: I won't be persuaded! Keksandra, this is very lewd! You should st-
[Keksandra puts on the most adorable puppy-dog eyes and innocent smile]
/c/: E-ehhhh!?
Keksandra: C'moooon...
/c/: A-alright! But you can't go around telling people! I'll be embarrassed!
Keksandra: Okey-dokey! Secretsandra will keep your secrets!
/jp/: *in her mind* Ugh, why am I even a part of this?