Jump 097: Five Star Stories

Jump 97: Five Star Stories
>Four of Pentacles (Letting go and encouraging others to find their own path.)
>Age: 22
>Location: Kalamity Godarce
Are you fucking kidding me? Calamity God Arse? Fuck you, Japan, fuck you.
>Identity: Drop-In
Because fuck being one of the locals in a universe where NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SPELL. THAT'S IT. I'm OUT. Y'all have fun fixing your own problems.
>Awareness (Free, Drop-In)
I'm just going to be a tourist. At least this way I have a better idea of how to do touristy things.
>Social Butterfly (900, Drop-In)
Hey, at least I can mingle while I'm out sightseeing.
>Field Meister (700, Drop-In)
If anything breaks down, I can fit it. Good!
>Tuning (Data Processing, A level) (500)
Being able to multitask better is definitely helpful, even if I'm not a Fatima myself.
>Daughter Chip (100)
"One splits one's soul and hides part of it in an object. By doing so, you are protected, should you be attacked and your body destroyed. That part of your soul that is hidden lives on. In other words, you cannot die."
>100 Feathers (0) [1100]
Because I want to engage in a pillow fight. :|
>M.M. Conversion: Sajuuk [700]
Sajuuk is not a mecha. He Whose Hand Shapes What Is shall not be demeaned.
>Size Modification: +125% [200]
And now Sajuuk is 27 kilometers long. (At least in its primary form. The FTL alt form remains conveniently small, because mean ol' anonymous is not The Lady and does not speak for Her.)
>Estriml [0, Drop-In]
Sajuuk is not the most friendly fellow, but now I can call in fire support without having to be on board. Handy when you go sightseeing, after all.

This setting has always seemed silly to me, and I'm going to build a fleet of Progenitor-tech battlecruisers to annihilate certain threats with the power of fuck you, but otherwise... I'm staying the hell out of it and just running around doing whatever I feel like.