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- >Ah 4th of July.
- >You remember it fondly back on real earth.
- >Hot dogs
- >Burgers
- >Aunt Questionable choking on Uncle Unspecified's hot dog that you accidentally walked in on.
- >Scarred for life.
- >Good times.
- >But you're in a different place.
- >Be Anon on horse-human earth.
- >First few days were a mind fuck.
- >You got your own place now though.
- >A backyard and all that shit.
- >Dadnon would be proud.
- >You were supposed to learn why the people here celebrate the 4th of their July for a different reason than you did.
- >You didn't give enough of a shit to care though really.
- >As long as you can still eat burgers and blow up fireworks you were fine with whatever they celebrated.
- >Today the weather was nice and warm, no cloud to be seen.
- >You got a grill ready for delicious meat.
- >...
- >Burgers and hotdogs you mean.
- >A creaking sound from your wooden fence door opening brought you back to earth and found three girls just walking in like they owned the place.
- "Hey there Dazzles."
- >Adagio, Sonata, and Aria.
- >Three girls you found to be the same situation as yourself when you got here.
- >No money or job.
- >They were, and still are, major pain in the asses.
- >But you've learned to love it.
- >They've all got bags in their hands.
- >Adagio with food along with Sonata and Aria holding fireworks.
- >A lot of them.
- >Thisgonbegood
- >Adagio was the first to greet you with the regular kiss to the cheek,
- >She really loves to tease.
- >"Hey there Anon. Sorry we took a bit so long, these two dimwits took a long time picking out some fireworks."
- "No problem, I'm just getting the grill up now anyways so you made perfect time."
- >"Yesss! Burgers!", Sonata jumped with joy and watered at the mouth at the thought of that meat she's going to shove down her mouth.
- >You got some patties ready on the grill and took out a couple of hotdogs from a pack the Dazzlings brought to kick this b-b-q up.
- >Adagio and Sonata started out the night with a few small sparklers while sitting on your bench waiting for the burgers.
- >Mid flip with your mad spatula skills you felt a tug on your shirt.
- >You turned to find Aria with her hand on your shirt letting out a small embarrassed cough in her hand.
- >God that's cute.
- "What can I do ya Aria?"
- >"H-hey Anon, when do you think we can get to the BIG fireworks?"
- >Oh boy, you knew this was coming.
- >"How about we get out some food before we get out the big guns, eh?"
- >She looked at the ground in contemplation before nodding in agreement.
- >Yeah sure right now she was compliant.
- >But once you got out ALL the fireworks.
- >This place was going to be a battlefield.
- >You'd like to at least have a full stomach before she destroys the place.
- >Aria had learned to control herself over the years thank god.
- >Sometime passed and the food was getting close to done.
- >Aria and Sonata blasting off someone shot explosions into the sky.
- >Adagio sort of just sitting on the bench texting.
- >This brings back memories.
- >...You miss Dadnon's burgers.
- >But you'll be damned if you don't live up to his legacy.
- >YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST GOD DAMN BURGERS TODAY.
- >A voice over the fence brought you out of your daze, "Hey, Anon! Those burgers smell great!"
- >You don't even have to look to know who that is.
- >Motherfucking Timberwood.
- >Asshole always tries to get some food without contributing.
- >"Mind if I join in? I don't really have much going on myself today. Never was one for fireworks."
- >Fucking commie
- "Sorry Man, there's barely enough for us and Sonata's black hole of a stomach.
- >A loud "Hey" came from the depths of the fireworks, but you ignored it.
- "Maybe next time man."
- >"Well I don't have to eat, I'd like to try and hook up with one of the hotties you always hang around."
- >Not only did he mooch, he was the biggest creep.
- >Even the Dazzlings found him uncomfortable to be around.
- "Look, man, I just got this stuff together for me and the girls for a quiet night. Well, as quiet as it can be with fireworks."
- >He sighed and nodded in defeat as he slinked back inside his house.
- >Finally.
- >Oh hey and the food is lookin good.
- "Food is done!"
- >Three loud cheers came from the girls as you all sat down and finally started digging into the freedom burgers.
- >Also includes chips
- >You're glad you had a big grill to cook up a lot of stuff on.
- >God knows how much would have been left for you and the other two when Sonata was done eating.
- >With enough stuff in your stomachs, the main event was up next.
- >THE BIGGER EXPLOSIONS.
- "Alright Aria, IT'S TIME."
- >The purple menace let out a squee before searching through her box and pulling out a bunch of very large fireworks.
- >Fireworks that look like they'd be VERY LOUD.
- >As You let Aria off to do her own business, you walked toward the patch of grass in your backyard where Adagio and Sonata set up a few fireworks.
- "Hey girls, those look nice."
- >A very rapid bobbing in agreement came from Sonata as she lit a decently looking sized firework that let out five consecutive shots into the sky.
- >As Sonata and Aria were entranced with their fireworks a voice whispered from around the corner of your home.
- >"Psst, Anon you free at the moment?", You look over to see Adagio looking over from the side like she's trying to be stealthy.
- >A single tear came from your eye.
- "I'm always free."
- >You walk over and quietly as possible, getting tossed into the wall by Adagio when you got close enough.
- >Her lips pressing roughly against your own.
- >It wasn't long before you got your tongues into the action, a soft moan coming from Adagio.
- >You kept this going until a breath of air was needed.
- "Couldn't wait til later?"
- >"Shut up, I've been waiting all day for this holiday fuck."
- >You gave back a small chuckle before placing a quick peck on her lips and slowly moving the kisses down to her neck.
- >Adagio tried to keep her moans in check so the others wouldn't hear.
- >Which just made it more fun for you to keep pushing her.
- >Your continued your assault on her neck as one of your hands found its way on to one of her breast and the other on her thigh.
- >She let out a grumble knowing where you were getting at.
- >Carressing one of two big lumps on her chest and slowly sliding your other hand on her body got a better reaction from the poofy girl.
- >Moans a little louder than the previous ones left her mouth as she tried to bite on her finger to stop herself.
- >As you started to slide a hand down into the honey pot, a loud cough caught you both by surprise.
- >Looking over to the sound had you both looking at an Angry looking Sonata and an annoyed Aria.
- >Sonata huffed, "You guys just couldn't wait could you?"
- >Adagio shrugged in response with a smirk, "What? you guys were gonna get your turns later anyways."
- >Aria rolled her eyes before going back to the yard and continue her plan.
- >Sonata meanwhile just glared at you both before Adagio sighed in defeat.
- >"Alright fine."She gave you one last peck on the cheek before going back with Sonata.
- >All you could do was look down at the rager you were sporting.
- >You got god damn blue balled.
- >Returning back to where the fireworks were at, you saw the huge pile-up Aria had.
- >You and the other girls just looked at it in awe.
- "Jesus, this pile is bigger than last year."
- >Aria proudly nodded and gave the last firework she had a kiss before setting it up and walking to the front yard.
- >You all decided to follow her, seeing a long line of very long fuses.
- >When you all stopped in the front of your house the twin tail destroyer put on goggles and took out a match.
- >Ruhrohraggy
- "Ya know I'm having second thoughts about th-"
- >"TOO LATE"
- >And Aria was right.
- >The fuse was lit.
- >The spark went by and soon got to the backyard.
- >Only then did you remember.
- >You didn't bring in the grill.
- >FUCK
- >And as if on cue, the sky was filled with many explosions and sounds.
- >You had something almost like this once on regular earth.
- >Grandpa undisclosed almost died from the flashbacks.
- >If the skies could talk
- >They'd say really bad things about Aria.
- >You could even see a bunch of other people coming out of their yards to check out the explosions.
- >lots of "oohs" and "aahs"
- >Well so far so good.
- >And then it wasn't.
- >A bigger explosion than the others came went into the sky, but it looked like something had gone wrong with it.
- "Uh, Aria?"
- >"Yeah I see it. This is gonna be good."
- >And with those ominous words, the remaining thing that came from the final firework came crashing down into a house.
- >Timber Spruce'ss home to be exact.
- >Luckily he was outside as well.
- >You and the others kind of just looked with wide eyes as Timber screamed and ran to his home to try and stop the fires.
- >After whistles back into your backyard, as well as fist bumping Aria, you all took the remaining time to clean up Aria's destruction.
- >Aria was still laughing hysterically as she got rid of the last bit.
- >"Man, that was awesome."
- "Hell yeah it was."
- "Best god damn fourth of July I've had."
- >Deciding to call it a day, you put up the grill and walked to the door to your house before an arm stopped you.
- >That arm belonging to Adagio, Sonata, and Aria behind her with lust in their eyes.
- >"Not so fast Anon, we still have time left in the day."
- >Aria started to undo her shirt, a bit of her bra poking out."Those explosions made me pretty god damn hot, ya gonna help me with that?"
- >"Yeah, Time to light those bedroom fireworks!", Sonata ended with her cheesy seductive jokes.
- >Excalibur has been AWAKENED.
- >In the last bit of July 4th wind, you heard a faint voice.
- >"I'm proud of you son. Get that butt."
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