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REMY PISSES ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE

Jan 24th, 2015
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  1. [1/23/15, 12:37:04 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Tsaaq: Remy sat in the driver’s seat of his lambo as his eyes focused on the entrance of the apartment building. Waiting to see if Elliot had actually been upstairs or would be arriving. He rested his hands on the steering wheel and sat back while staring out the window. DMX played to a low rumble on his stereo.
  2. Lunicy: -Elliot had just finished doing his laundry down the street at a local laundry mat. He got out of his car and lifted his basket out of his truck, shutting the door behind him. Fumbling for his keys, Elliot walked upstairs and unlocked his door, dropping his things by the front door as he stepped inside, closing the door behind him.-
  3. Tsaaq: He saw the blonde bastard walk down the street, exiting what Remy assumed was his truck. His eyes narrowed, he hastily shut off his car and pocketed his his keys and locked it. With a straight face he jogged after him and caught the door before it closed. Remy closed it carefully so that it wouldn’t make a loud noise. As he strode behind Elliot his expression became more enraged, and lifted his long leg and jerked it forward, hopefully it would kick in the other male square in the back.
  4. [1/23/15, 1:13:37 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Lunicy: -As he stepped inside, Elliot felt an uncomfortable kick in the small of back, stumbling forward with a confused expression. Turning around he spotted Remy, the asshole from the party who was starting drama between him and Liz. Almost instantly, Elliot scrunched his eyebrows and and angry shot up through his chest. "The fuck you doing in my apartment? Get...the fuck....out." he said simply, rolling up the sleeves of his shirt.-
  5. Lunicy: [needs to be a quick fight, they scheduled me early x.x lol I'm filling in for someone this week]
  6. Tsaaq: ((No problem.))
  7. Tsaaq: Remy didn’t bother to give the other male a reply. He frowned as he reached out both of his hands and tried to grasp both sides of Elliot’s hair and if he were successful he’d bring his boney knee up into the other males cranium repeatedly before letting go and cracking his knuckles. “I swear to fucking god if you talk to Liz, and I find out about it. I’m going to come and kick your ass.” He whispered.
  8. Lunicy: -"Fucker!" Elliot yelled as his head was kicked by Rem's skeleton knee. He frowned, flipping his blonde curly hair out of his face then reach behind Remy, grabbing ahold oh his ponytail, pulling his back against Elliot's chest and put him in a choke hold. He bent forward, bring Remy with him and balled his fist, smashing his muscular hand into the side of Remy's face. Elliot didn't bother to reply, he just wanted Remy out of his apartment. He punched him again, feeling part of Remy's glasses cut into the top of his hand but shook it off and took another swing.-
  9. Tsaaq: He hissed a bit but the pain was tolerable enough. Even in the chokehold his lanky body swung backward. Remy started to wheeze in Elliot’s grasp, flinching with each punch. His face had been tendered by his blows. Remy lifted his arm to strike Elliot in his chin with his elbow, then to his rib so that he could break from the hold. He gasped for air as he fell forward but stood up quickly. He spun around to tackle to the ground. His face had already been inflamed but Remy couldn’t feel much from the vicodin, shocker.
  10. [1/23/15, 1:18:11 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': LusivoLusivo : Wait wait wait
  11. Lusivo: You like Loft>
  12. LusivoLusivo : *Loft?
  13. Tsaaq: Not really but she's my friend
  14. Tsaaq: I don't like you and you're my friend
  15. [1/23/15, 1:18:46 AM] Stephh-: HAHAHAHA
  16. [1/23/15, 1:31:22 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Lunicy: -Elliot released his grip from his choke hold that he had Remy in and clenched his side. He was then tackled by Remy and wrestled around on the floor for what seemed to be five for ten minutes, trying to get his scrawny ass off of him. Elliot reached up on the coffee table, searching for something to hit him with, feeling around until his hand felt the cold glass of a cinnamon candle. He quickly grabbed the candle, smashing it across
  17. Lunicy: [damn]
  18. Tsaaq: ((?))
  19. Lunicy: -smashing it across Remy's head then pushed him off. Elliot stood up, shook the glass shards from his shirt and picked up Remy by his loosened ponytail and shoved him against the wall. "I'll do whatever I god damn please." he said sternly. Elliot gut punched him quickly and narrowed his eyes. "Now get the fuck out." Elliot opened the door of his apartment and pushed Remy out of the door, locking it behind him.-
  20. Lunicy: [pressed enter too early lol XD]
  21. Tsaaq: “Fuck.” He held his face as he rolled over on the floor Remy stood up but staggered, knocking into the television. “FUCK YOU!” He shouted as he tried to push Remy out but he had steadied himself by then. He slammed his foot down on the other males then aimed to elbow Elliot in his jaw. “I’ll leave when I want to.” His words echoed as he attempted to kick furiously in his direction. “And I’m not saying not to do what you want but, you’ll get an ass kicking from me every time you do.” Remy corrected the other male. He felt something wet on the side of his face and realized he had been bleeding. “HOOOLY SHIT!” He started to cackle. Remy staggered about and unzipped his pants and began to whiz about the apartment with a maniacal laugh.
  22. [1/23/15, 2:01:58 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': TsaaqTsaaq : ((Okay after like one more post I'll leave I promise lol))
  23. Lunicy: -Elliot couldn't help but laugh when he yelled 'fuck you' to him. Remy stepping on Elliot's foot didn't phase him much, all his pain was being directed to his rib, which Elliot had a feeling it was fractured. "You time here, ends NOW!" He shouted, pushing him around as Remy began staggering and kicking about like a lunatic. Elliot grabbed Remy once more and rammed his fist right into Remy's nose, hearing a slight cracking sound as he was sure he had just broke it then stepped, laughing at Remy's pity. "Well, then it looks like I won't be the only one getting to kick some ass." Elliot smirked, then realized Remy urinating. His expression turned completely to disgust. "Alright, you're out of here, you piece of shit." Elliot started pushing Remy towards the front door, worrying about the piss until he was gone.-
  24. TsaaqTsaaq : Remy finished his stream and put his junk back in his pants but fell backwards from the punch. With a wheeze he coughed some blood but all he did was laugh. “Hahaha again with the nose. It’s always the nose. Is it cause I’m Jewish? You can’t help yourself?” He asked with a chuckle, obviously delirious. Remy shook his head, he held his bloodied nose as he stood and sized up the apartment. His hands let go of his face and went to Elliot’s computer desk and gripped it with both hands so that all of his shit would fall over. “Yeah, I got my ass kicked, riiiight. I’m not the one with piss all over my apartment.” Remy started to whistle as he walked out of the apartment with his bloodied face. “I know where you live faggot!” He shouted as he made his way out of the apartment building.
  25. Tsaaq: ((Okay xD))
  26. Lunicy: [XD I died at the Jew thing hahah]
  27. Tsaaq: ((Lmao))
  28. Lunicy: -Elliot was almost getting enjoyment from fighting with Remy. After having some family issues, his emotions had built up over the last month and letting it out, even in a violent rage felt great. He rolled his eyes seeing all his shit hit the floor, but saw that nothing was broken. "At least piss can be cleaned up, you're just lucky I don't press your nose into it like the fucking dog that you are." he said slyly with a grin on his face, pushing Remy out the door , then slamming his apartment door in his face, cutting him off in mid sentence. Elliot sighed deeply but winced from the pain, glancing over at the piss spot he groaned. "I'll go get the spray."-
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