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Best Jokes

Jun 3rd, 2014
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  1. rssp1: what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
  2. @QuoteCS: An apple in yuor worm?
  3. @QuoteCS: your*
  4. Ashley11: finding an-
  5. Ashley11: LOL
  6. Pikasohn: lol
  7. rssp1: the holocaust
  8. Ashley11: Quote
  9. rssp1: lmao quote
  10. Ashley11: you are my other telepathic twin
  11. Pikasohn: quote that was real af
  12. @QuoteCS: :)
  13. %dsr95: what is worst than finding a worm on my apple...
  14. %dsr95: finding ur mom in it :)
  15. rssp1: omg
  16. Ashley11: :O
  17. @QuoteCS: !rk dsr95
  18. dsr95 was banned from room littlecup by apt-cache.
  19. dsr95 was unbanned from room littlecup by apt-cache.
  20. Sken: lmao
  21. rssp1: lol
  22. +Aaron's Aron: huh?
  23. Ashley11: wtf
  24. Ashley11: lol
  25. %dsr95: /me un...
  26. @QuoteCS: !rk
  27. @QuoteCS: I dare you
  28. %dsr95: did u just
  29. %dsr95: dare me
  30. @QuoteCS: /m dsr95
  31. rssp1: lmao
  32. • %dsr95 clears throat
  33. • %dsr95 squats
  34. @QuoteCS: /hm dsr95
  35. rssp1: what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
  36. %dsr95: i like how i have you staring at the chat like an idiot
  37. %dsr95: lmao
  38. Ashley11: biting into a worm and finding an apple
  39. rssp1: getting raped by a giant scorpion
  40. @QuoteCS: LOOL
  41. Ashley11: LOLOL
  42. Ashley11: omg
  43. @QuoteCS: dsr knows me
  44. ----------------------------------------------
  45. rssp1: what is red and smells like blue paint?
  46. %dsr95: :D
  47. %dsr95: my dick
  48. Ashley11: lol
  49. Ashley11: lolol
  50. rssp1: red paint
  51. Ashley11: PFFT
  52. rssp1: roses are red, violets are blue
  53. Ashley11: lol i was soo confused
  54. %dsr95: did that make you feel better Ashley11?
  55. rssp1: I have a gun, get in the van
  56. Ashley11: yes lol
  57. ------------------------------
  58. Ashley11: i don't like patrat.
  59. Ashley11: i dislike patrat.
  60. rssp1: XD
  61. Ashley11: my poor poor tepig is crippled with a sucky partner
  62. rssp1: lmao
  63. Ashley11: Why did the chicken cross the road?
  64. rssp1: to escape the wolf
  65. %dsr95: to kill patrat
  66. Ashley11: TO KILL ALL THE PATRATS
  67. %dsr95: OMG
  68. Ashley11: wow you ruined it dsr
  69. %dsr95: I GOT IT
  70. rssp1: lmao
  71. ---------------------
  72. Ashley11: knock knock
  73. rssp1: ok ;-;
  74. %dsr95: Ashley11 i'll answer if u promise its not a jehova witness
  75. Ashley11: lololol
  76. rssp1: why was the boy s ad?
  77. Ashley11: i am not ;D
  78. %dsr95: >.>
  79. %dsr95: who's there?
  80. Ashley11: KNOCK KNOCK
  81. Ashley11: answer pls
  82. Ashley11: oh
  83. Ashley11: ok
  84. Ashley11: uhh polar bear
  85. %dsr95: polar bear who?
  86. Ashley11: radio
  87. +BlindyMcBlind: ...
  88. %dsr95: knock knock
  89. Ashley11: who's there?
  90. %dsr95: un
  91. Ashley11: un who
  92. • %dsr95 unzips
  93. dsr95 was muted by QuoteCS for 60 minutes.
  94. rssp1: omg
  95. +zeriloa: looooooool
  96. Ashley11: hahahahaha
  97. dsr95 was unmuted by QuoteCS.
  98. dsr95 was muted by QuoteCS for 7 minutes.
  99. rssp1: quote the punisher
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