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  3. | The Once and Future 'Net, Redux |
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  5. | by D!99y Dud3 |
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  9. Good evening, my precious little ass candies, and welcome to another utterly
  10. absorbing episode of the D!99y Philes!
  11.  
  12. Well, I'm feeling a little vindicated by the recent work of no less a venerable
  13. personage than the inventor of the World Wide Web himself, Sir Tim Berners-Lee.
  14. Please indulge me, if you will, as I proceed to pontificate on the matter.
  15.  
  16. Last week, I watched a YouTube video produce by a member of the "muh new
  17. platform" crowd. This enterprising fellow wants to build yet another large,
  18. centralized social media platform governed by complex algorithms that he
  19. believes will ensure fair and consistent enforcement of community guidelines
  20. and data privacy where other such platforms have failed miserably. I wanted
  21. to run a few ideas about a decentralized peer-to-peer social network past him,
  22. but he would have none. He insisted a centralized platform was the *only*
  23. solution, and that anything else would constitute Internet users "being forced
  24. into ghettos." Not only was the guy not amenable to suggestions, he ended the
  25. brief exchange by accusing me of contacting him for the sole purpose of
  26. poo-pooing his idea.
  27.  
  28. Way to prove my point. Another centralized platform operated by a butthurt
  29. phaggot with a persecution complex and a "my way or the highway" attitude is
  30. exactly what the Web does *not* need. He doesn't even recognize he's acting
  31. like a nazi sysop before the site is even built. Phuck him and his site.
  32.  
  33. Anyway, back to Dr. Berners-Lee.
  34.  
  35. Sir Tim has launched this thing called Solid, which stands for Social Linked
  36. Data. It's implemented in much the same way I and others have been advocating
  37. all along. Each user has this thing called a Pod that stores all of their
  38. personal data. Your Pod can be hosted on a Pod server you personally operate
  39. either at home or on your own Web hosting account, or on a Pod server owned by
  40. some trusted person or organization. You can log into other sites using your
  41. Pod in the same way some sites let you log in using your Facebook or Google
  42. account. App developers, which presumably includes anyone operating any website
  43. or application anywhere on the Web, will have to get your permission to read or
  44. write to your Pod. You can have multiple Pods for use in different contexts,
  45. e.g., one for work, one for your private life, and so forth. With this
  46. arrangement, a private joke you told to friends presumably wouldn't have dire
  47. repercussions in your professional life.
  48.  
  49. I haven't studied Solid in great detail yet, but it sounds promising from what
  50. I've read so far. And I'd be much more inclined to trust Tim Berners-Lee than
  51. some anonymous butthurt nazi mod.
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  55. While you consider your moves and deserve the reward, please re-upload this
  56. phile to as many BBSes as you can. Danke schoen! Oh, and tell them you stole
  57. it from one of these fine boreds:
  58.  
  59. Agency BBS Borderline BBS
  60. Sysop: Avon Sysop: Balzabaar
  61. telnet://agency.bbs.nz telnet://borderlinebbs.dyndns.org:6400
  62.  
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