Prison of Shenanigans, Session 4

<DM> *LAST TIME! You..... killed everyone. Including each other. Multiple times. AND NOW YOU HAVE A RED DARKNUT ALLY THAT WE ALL FORGOT ABOUT FROM SESSION 2!
<DM> see its profile here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-967.html
<TBT|Tf2> *Reddit 2.0, it seems*
<TBT|Tf2> *runs*
<DM> *Also, Serra is still tied to a tree that's trapped inside the closed treasure chest. So anything Serra says will be muffled and vaguely heard until the chest is opened.
<DM> -=QUEST RESUMNE=-
<DM> *You alfe go forward an fighat da boss room... i bmean the boss...... not the boss room, psh dat be silly.
<DM> *Everyone should be at full hearts and magic thingy.
<Amilena> Since when is Baegba the DM?
<DM> shh
<DM> *Ahead of you, a large figure appears and looms uver you.
<Amilena> Is it wearing a hood?
<DM> *No. It's a dragon with a curly moustache and a top hat.*
<DM> .... no joke - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-974-post-2285.html#pid2285
 <Aquamentos> Good day, my fine companions. How do you all do, sires?
* DM has kicked TBT from #zurpg (NOT YOU, DANGIT)
 <Aquamentos> It is quite a fine day, indeed, wherever it is we all are. My name is El Aquamentos Lachubre Nakajeem, of the Luchakajeem Family.
<Amilena> Hello. Are you the tea drinking type? Because you look the tea drinking type.
 <Aquamentos> Well then, shall we fight? It is what all true Gentlemanly Men strive for.
 <Aquamentos> Why yes, I am!
<DM> *Roll intiiatives!
<Serra> $init 1d10
<Navi> Serra: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<DM> $init 2d9 Aquamentos
<Navi> DM: Aquamentos's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 9 and 4.
<DM> $init 1d10 RedDarknut
<Navi> DM: RedDarknut's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 1.
<Dhoo> $init 1d11
<Navi> Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<DM> $init 1d10
<Navi> DM: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Amilena> $init 1d10
<Navi> Amilena: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Amilena> Woo
<DM> $init s
<Navi> Bonus Round: Amilena (10)
* Amilena casts support shell on Serra
<Amilena> A protective shell of Magic protects the target’s soul.
<Amilena> EFFECT: The next Affliction to affect the target is negated.
<Serra> MMMMPH!
* Serra is all muffled in the chest
<DM> *You cast Support Shell on the treasure chest. Congrats.
* Amilena fires a focused blast from her wizzrobe wand at Sir Aquamentos.
<Amilena> Roll your Wisdom +6 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Amilena> Damage: +0
 <Aquamentos> I say, by wot intention do you have of harming me, sire?
<Amilena> We're in combat, yeah?
 <Aquamentos> Very well, sire. Fire away.
<Amilena> $26d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 9, 8, 6, 9, 4, 5, 1, 6, 8, 3, 9, 8, 3, 1, 7, 6, 9, 2, 3, 10, 9, 1, 9 and 5. Total: 153. Successes: 19.
<DM> $12d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 10, 1, 4, 6, 5, 1, 1, 1, 6 and 1. Total: 48. Successes: 7.
<DM> *It's a hit!
<DM> 19 - 7 = 12 - 5 = 7 damage
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 83h, 30m
<Amilena> $endturn
<Navi> Bonus Round Over!
<Navi> Round 1: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
<Amilena> Out of curiousity sir, why are you questioning me about fighting? Were you expecting something else?
<Amilena> A guantlet on the ground maybe?
 <Aquamentos> Because my breath is minty fresh.
<Amilena> (She was busy casting. Can't ask questions while casting.)
<DM> *He shows his diamond-hard mentos teeth. They are minty fresh, as is his breath.
<Amilena> 0_0
<Amilena> Well, now that that's sorted.
 <Aquamentos> Please. Come at me, bro.
* Amilena fires a focused blast from her wizzrobe wand at Sir Aquamentos. Again.
<Amilena> Roll your Wisdom +6 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
 <Aquamentos> Why, what a pity.
<Amilena> What were you expecting?
<Amilena> $26d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 8, 6, 6, 2, 4, 8, 10, 3, 3, 3, 1, 6, 1, 7, 5, 4, 2, 3, 3, 10, 2, 4, 10 and 8. Total: 132. Successes: 16.
<DM> $12d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 1, 4, 3, 5, 5, 1, 8, 3, 5 and 5. Total: 51. Successes: 6.
<DM> *It'sa hit again!
<DM> 16 - 6 = 10 - 5 = 5 damage
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 78h, 30m
<Amilena> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
* Serra can't move.
<Serra> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
<DM> *Serra submits to being stuck in a chest.
* Serra muffled yelling
 <Aquamentos> I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that.
 <Aquamentos> Please, speak louder.
* Serra MUFFLED YELLING
<DM> *Aquamentos is disrespected by your muffled yelling. HE COUNTERATTACKS THE TREASURE CHEST!
* Serra MUFFLED YELLING?!
 <Aquamentos> You should get some speech lessons, young lad.
* Serra MUFFLED SWEARING
<DM> *Aquamentos uses Stomp on Treasure Chest!
<DM> $26d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 9, 1, 3, 4, 9, 7, 6, 4, 10, 9, 8, 7, 2, 7, 1, 9, 8, 8, 6, 8, 3, 6, 4 and 2. Total: 156. Successes: 18.
<DM> *Treasure Chest takes 21 damage!
<DM> Treasure Chest
<DM> 29h
<Dhoo> PLEASE TO BE NOT DAMAGING DHOO'S CHEST
<DM> *Thankfully for you, Treasure Chest is very durable.
* Serra MUFFLED QUESTIONING OF LIFE
<Dhoo> IT IS ONLY CHEST DHOO HAS
<DM> *Aquamentos casts Empower on self!
<Dhoo> IT CONTAINS ALL OF DHOO'S WORLDLY POSSESSIONS
<DM> EFFECT: Give a target 1 stack of the Empower Buff:
<DM> Every time the target attacks or defends successfully, they gain 1 Power, 1 Courage, and 1 Wisdom.
<Dhoo> INCLUDING DHOO'S TREE!
 <Aquamentos> Perhaps you should open your chest up. Let your heart out, young one.
* Serra MUFFLED TREEHUGGING
<DM> *Aquamentos then uses Wing Blast! Hits Amilena, Dhoo, RedDarknut, and Treasure Chest!
<DM> Roll your Power +5 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<DM> Damage: Halved
<DM> EFFECT: Anyone hit has their Handheld Items dropped.
<DM> Anyone can pick up and stash a dropped item by spending a Support Action on it.
<DM> $28d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 5, 9, 1, 10, 9, 2, 5, 1, 8, 9, 8, 1, 4, 3, 5, 2, 7, 5, 7, 9, 1, 5, 8, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 147. Successes: 19.
<Amilena> $17d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 4, 5, 7, 1, 8, 6, 3, 1, 6, 8, 4, 9, 3, 3 and 9. Total: 84. Successes: 8.
<DM> RedDarknut:
<DM> $29d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 5, 7, 6, 5, 1, 1, 8, 7, 5, 2, 1, 6, 9, 8, 9, 2, 9, 10, 9, 1, 1, 9, 2, 6, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 159. Successes: 21.
<DM> *RedDarknut successfully defends it! ...... despite still being chained.
<DM> *Treasure Chest takes 10 more damage.
* Serra muffled muffling
<Amilena> Muffled muffins?
<Dhoo> $20d10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 6, 7, 2, 2, 8, 7, 5, 1, 8, 7, 9, 3, 9, 2, 1, 10, 9 and 2. Total: 107. Successes: 13.
* Amilena takes 4 damage
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
<Amilena> 8h, 14m
* Serra MUFFLED KERMITTING http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NeWuMhbA_1U/U4hlVZwRPrI/AAAAAAAALAM/KZTuSk1HZo4/s1600/kermit-face.jpg
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 78h, 27m | Empower x1 (+1 each so far)
<DM> *Aquamentos casts Tempest Chain on itself!
<Dhoo> 2 damage
 <Aquamentos> I have no idea what this does. It was in my top hat.
 <Aquamentos> For hat's sake, man, speak up!
<Amilena> Hey, sir Aquamentos. Can I ask you something?
<DM> *Serra is disrespecting again. Aquamentos COUNTERATTACKS TREASURE CHEST..... with Poke!
<DM> *Treasure Chest takes 1 Neutral Damage!
<DM> Treasure Chest
<DM> 18h
* Serra 's muffled mufflers! First time customers get their muffler for half off!
<Amilena> Can I have a cup of tea?
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 78h, 21m | Empower x1 (+1 each so far) | Tempest Spire x1
 <Aquamentos> Why yes. You can.
* Serra muffledly asks the same question
 <Aquamentos> Here, it's attached to the bottom of my foot.
<DM> *Aquamentos uses Stomp on Amilena!
<DM> Roll your Power +3 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<DM> Damage: +3
<DM> $27d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 1, 2, 7, 7, 2, 5, 6, 1, 3, 7, 8, 7, 5, 9, 10, 3, 4, 7, 2, 7, 3, 10, 3, 9 and 2. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
<Amilena> Wow, that was rude.
<Amilena> $17d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 8, 1, 2, 10, 4, 9, 9, 1, 1, 4, 7, 7, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 95. Successes: 11.
 <Aquamentos> Was it worth the weight?
* Amilena takes 6 damage.
<Amilena> 2h, 14m
<DM> *Aquamentos gets another on Empower!
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 78h, 21m | Empower x1 (+2 each so far) | Tempest Spire x1
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
<Dhoo> DHOO IS VERY PLEASED TO SEE ANOTHER LUCHADOR
 <Aquamentos> I apologize, miss, but it's the only way I can give people tea.
<DM> *Amilena, you now have a cup of tea.
<DM> *Painfully.
<Dhoo> PLEASE ENJOY DHOO'S MOST PRIZED POSSESSION
<Dhoo> A TREE
<Amilena> Does it come with sweetener?
* Dhoo OPENS CHEST
 <Aquamentos> I am no Luchador. I am a Lachudor.
<DM> *Dhoo, you open your chest to find YOUR MASSIVE TREE..... with Serra TM.
<DM> *Physics suddenly kicks in and due to compression, as you attempt to pick up the tree Dhoo, you instead get hauled along with it as the tree is launched at a random target.
<DM> $1d3
<Serra> MUFFLED HELLO
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
<DM> *It's launched at RedDarknut!
<Serra> HI
<DM> *Dhoo, roll Power to try and hold it in place against incredible compression physics!
<Serra> I'm your friendly neighborhood Serra
 <Aquamentos> That's quite an incredible libido you've got, sire.
<Serra> And I'm not feeling very friendly right now!
<Dhoo> $29D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 1, 3, 10, 7, 1, 6, 4, 3, 5, 3, 10, 2, 10, 7, 4, 6, 3, 5, 6, 3, 8, 1, 1, 8, 1, 9, 6 and 3. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 3, 8, 9, 6, 1, 5, 1, 4, 3, 10, 7, 5, 2, 6, 5, 4, 2, 7, 4, 7, 1, 4, 6, 9, 6, 3, 3, 6 and 3. Total: 147. Successes: 17.
<DM> ROLLOFF
<Amilena> YEAH!
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 2, 3, 4, 8, 10, 3, 10, 4, 8, 10, 6, 9, 5, 10, 9, 9, 6, 4, 8, 2, 10, 8, 2, 9, 6, 5, 4 and 1. Total: 189. Successes: 25.
<Dhoo> $29D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 1, 8, 4, 7, 5, 3, 10, 2, 1, 3, 10, 4, 8, 3, 7, 7, 2, 4, 8, 7, 2, 9, 7, 2, 6, 5 and 4. Total: 152. Successes: 17.
<Amilena> reroll on the DM
<DM> *Dhoo, you fail to hold the tree down, as the tree contin- hang on.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 2, 10, 9, 6, 2, 9, 7, 4, 10, 2, 4, 8, 9, 7, 3, 5, 3, 7, 5, 6, 5, 2, 10, 4, 10, 6, 10 and 9. Total: 186. Successes: 26.
<Amilena> wat
<DM> *Pro Orithan play.
<DM> *Pro sir.
<Amilena> Damn you physics.
<Amilena> It was originally mine anyways
<Dhoo> $29D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 8, 9, 1, 2, 8, 2, 1, 8, 8, 4, 3, 3, 1, 8, 9, 6, 7, 9, 3, 5, 6, 6, 4, 1, 6, 5, 1 and 9. Total: 147. Successes: 16.
<DM> *The tree goes flying at RedDarknut! Roll Power, RedDarknut against $30d10!
<Dhoo> $29D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 7, 3, 8, 5, 7, 5, 5, 8, 1, 3, 2, 1, 7, 10, 2, 3, 4, 1, 3, 8, 7, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 7 and 3. Total: 132. Successes: 14.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 8, 7, 5, 8, 3, 1, 9, 6, 6, 4, 3, 2, 8, 4, 4, 9, 9, 4, 3, 4, 8, 8, 3, 6, 6, 2, 4 and 4. Total: 157. Successes: 15.
<Serra> OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<DM> RedDarknut;
<DM> $29d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 2, 6, 3, 5, 3, 7, 10, 6, 6, 7, 7, 10, 6, 9, 9, 10, 4, 7, 6, 1, 4, 6, 5, 4, 2, 10 and 2. Total: 162. Successes: 22.
* Serra is still tied to the tree. ;~;
<DM> *It bounces off the RedDarknut's shield...... AND REDIRECTS TO A DIFFERENT RANDOM TARGET! AMILENA OR AQUAMENTOS? WHO WILL IT BE?
<DM> $1d2
<Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Heads.
<DM> *Good bye Amilena.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 1, 9, 1, 2, 2, 8, 3, 4, 9, 9, 8, 6, 10, 5, 3, 6, 10, 3, 10, 8, 3, 1, 2, 8, 3, 8, 8, 1 and 2. Total: 163. Successes: 20.
<Amilena> reroll coin?
<DM> ... technically, it's still the same turn. You can't throw one.... but someone else can.
<DM> *I see a reroll from Dhoo apparently.
<DM> $1d2
<Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Heads.
<Amilena> Team Rocket is blasting off again I guess.
<DM> *Annnnd it stills goes to Amilena.
<DM> .....
* DM le-sighs.
<DM> *RedDarknut is tossed one of Dhoo's.
<DM> $1d2
<Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Tails.
<Amilena> Ahaha
 <Aquamentos> My comprehension of physics has been shattered a maximum of no more than 3 times in the last 39 seconds.
<DM> *Aquamentos, roll against 20 successes!
<DM> $22d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 7, 10, 8, 8, 7, 1, 9, 4, 2, 1, 10, 3, 4, 6, 10, 1, 5, 1, 10 and 10. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
<Amilena> (Seriously though, does Serra have fruit juice and non-sugar sweetener with her?)
<DM> *Aquamentos is HIT! Tree does +10 Damage.
<Dhoo> WORRY ABOUT YOUR TINY TEA LATER
<Dhoo> FOR NOW WE FIGHT
<Serra> (I AM THE NON-SUGAR SWEETENER)
<DM> 20 - 18 = 2 + 10 - 5 = 7 damage
<Dhoo> DHOO TO MAN
<Dhoo> TREE TO MAN
<DM> *The Tree now has Tempest Spire!
* Serra gets dizzy @_@
<DM> Tree
<DM> 90h | Tempest Spire x1
<DM> *Tree has now stopped, and by law of physics, Serra and Dhoo take the remaining momentum and are flung off! Both of you roll Courage vs. 20 Successes to land safely!
<Dhoo> $25D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 3, 6, 4, 10, 6, 7, 3, 10, 6, 4, 2, 3, 8, 6, 5, 5, 5, 8, 9, 4, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 139. Successes: 19.
<DM> *Roll Courage to defend, that is.
<Serra> $15d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 7, 2, 8, 3, 2, 5, 4, 6, 3, 2, 9, 9 and 3. Total: 79. Successes: 8.
<DM> *Dhoo takes 1 Momentum Damage, aka 1 Neutral Damage.
<DM> *Serra, you get smashed into a wall with 12 Momentum Damage, aka 12 Neutral Damage.
<Dhoo> 16H 4M
<DM> *She somehow survives despite taking a direct hit from physics. Okay, NOW Dhoo has an action left.
<Serra> 3h
<Dhoo> IT IS MANLY HUGS TIME NOW DRAGON MAN!
<DM> *Aquamentos notices the Serra now.
<Serra> waaaaaah
<Serra> My head
* Serra could try to hold her head in pain, but she's still tied to the tree. #_#
<DM> *Oh, and you two are not tied to the tree anymore.
<DM> *The rope was cut via fizics.
<Dhoo> DESCRIPTION: Grab a hold of a target, and don’t let them go!
* Serra falls to the ground
<Dhoo> Roll your Power +5 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Dhoo>   Damage: None
<Dhoo>   EFFECT: If successful, you are grappled with the target!
<Dhoo>     Target is both Immobilized (cannot move, including using Cover or Escape) and unable to attack.
<Dhoo>     If either of you take Damage, the other takes Damage equal to half the amount (does not proc itself).
<Dhoo>     On the target’s turn, they can use a Combat Action to roll either ‘Power vs. Power against you’ OR ‘Courage vs. Courage against you’. If the target is successful, the target breaks free from your grapple.
* Serra gets disoriented
<Dhoo> $35D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 3, 5, 4, 9, 7, 10, 1, 7, 6, 2, 1, 2, 8, 1, 5, 10, 10, 6, 4, 9, 3, 1, 8, 8, 4, 8, 9, 4, 2, 1, 10, 4 and 6. Total: 194. Successes: 25.
<DM> $22d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 2, 4, 9, 8, 2, 1, 5, 1, 3, 9, 6, 5, 10, 3, 1, 9, 10, 1, 3, 4 and 5. Total: 106. Successes: 13.
<Dhoo> HUGS FOR YOU FRIEND DRAGON
<Dhoo> DHOO LIKES YOUR HAT
<DM> *You grapple the Aquamentos, who's five times your size!
<DM> *YOU ARE NOT GETTING AQUAMENTOS' HATE!
<DM> *Hat
<DM> *HAT
<Dhoo> DHOO DOES NOT WANT HATE
<Dhoo> DHOO WANTS HAT
<Dhoo> DHOO WILL WEAR IT AT A JAUNTY ANGLE
<TBT> *You're right. You're not gonna get me*
<TBT> *I mean what*
<Dhoo> $ENDTURN
<Navi> Round 1: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
-Navi- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
* DM rolls.. AN ALL-CHANCE!
<DM> $1d96
<Dhoo> DHOO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 37.
* DM rerolls that crap.
<DM> $1d96
* TBT roots for the tophat
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 44.
<Dhoo> 37 IS HALF OF HALF OF DHOO'S FAVORITE NUMBER
<DM> "Everyone heals Hearts and Magic equal to the number of afflictions they have, including stacks at the start of each round.'
<DM> *Tree will heal 1 heart and magic at the start of the next round!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
<DM> *RedDarknut is still tied up and can't do anything.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1 Over!
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
<DM> Tree
<DM> 91h, 1m | Tempest Spire x1
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 71h, 21m | Empower x1 (+2 each so far)
<DM> RedDarknut
<DM> 27h | Still tied up
<DM> Treasure Chest
<DM> 18h
<DM> Okay, I gotta brb
<Amilena> 3h, 14m
<Dhoo> PLEASE REMEMBER YOU WILL HURT DHOO WITH YOUR ATTACKS FRIENDS
<DM> *Alrighty, go ahead Amilena.
* Amilena goes over to Serra
<Serra> Hmm?
<Amilena> Can I have some non-sugar sweetener?
* Serra is all slumped over from the damage
* DM is totally not drinking stevia-induced water.
<Serra> Umm, alrighty
* DM hides his stash of stevia.
* Serra is non-sugar sweetener. Serra gives Amilena some.
<Amilena> Excellent, thank you.
* TBT is worried what this "non sugar sweetener" is
<DM> *I have the destinct feeling I don't want to know what's about to happen.
<DM> god frigin' dangit
* Amilena does some quick mixing with the tea.
<DM> ...... brb again, 5 minutes in theory
<DM> *Go ahead and do your action thingy.
<Amilena> Well, here goes nothing.
* Amilena offers the tea to the dragon.
<Amilena> Hey, Sir Aquamentos, I'd like you to have some tea.
<Amilena> Special blend that I'd really like your opinion on.
<Amilena> Before you kill me, that is.
 <Aquamentos> That does indeed look sparkling! Why, since I offered you a cup of tea, it is only fair I try out your blend, I say!
* Serra stretches a bit
 <Aquamentos> You'll have to get over here and hand it to me directly. It appears I'm in a bit of a bind.
* Amilena brings the tea over.
<DM> (are you handing the cup directly to him?)
<Amilena> I don't think you can use your hands.
<Amilena> You want me to hold it while you drink?
 <Aquamentos> It would appear not to.
 <Aquamentos> That would be desirable, m'lady.
<Dhoo> DHOO HUGS WELL YES
* Serra watches this adorable view
* Amilena feeds the tea to the dragon.
<DM> *Aquamentos drinks it! Ahh...... such refreshing taste and..... oh..... oh no.
<Amilena> worth every second.
* Amilena runs
* Orithan watches from behind the fourth wall
 <Aquamentos> RHA IGE DI GHO?
<DM> *Suddenly, Aquamentos' mouth fumes with magical diet pepsi breath as its diamond-hard mentos minty fresh teeth explodes, releasing a terrible gushing of Diet Pepsi Cannon at the nearest target, who happens to be Dhoo! Roll Courage to defend, Dhoo!
<Dhoo> DHOO KNOWS THAT LUCHA LIBRE INVOVLES GETTING MESSY
<Dhoo> BRING IT ON
<Serra> ....
<DM> *The carbonation increases the dice even further.
* Serra is raises and eyebrow
<DM> $36d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 8, 3, 10, 7, 10, 5, 9, 4, 10, 4, 4, 2, 5, 8, 6, 3, 2, 9, 8, 1, 5, 5, 6, 6, 5, 3, 4, 8, 8, 4, 10, 3, 6 and 10. Total: 213. Successes: 28.
<Serra> *an
<Dhoo> $25D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 9, 7, 5, 1, 9, 6, 10, 9, 5, 8, 10, 4, 10, 2, 8, 5, 2, 5, 2, 1, 7, 1, 10 and 5. Total: 148. Successes: 22.
<DM> *It was +20.
<Serra> That's... less adorable....
<DM> *Dhoo, you take a throw-up pepsi blast to the face, which then also rebounds and hits Aquamentos, cause you're grappling it, but the rebound does no damage to its Ego Armor.
<Amilena> I'm assuming pepsi also shoots the other way too.
<Dhoo> 4 DAMAGE FOR DHOO
<DM> *Unfortunately for Aquamentos, physics goes in all directions..... including inside.
<DM> *It does a horrible gurgling noise, a few coughs of blood ($3d5 Neutral Damage for that)....
<DM> $3d5
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 5 Sides. Results: 4, 4 and 2. Total: 10.
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 61h, 21m | +1 Armor | Empower x1 (+2 each so far)
<Amilena> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3) and RedDarknut (1)
<DM> *And then releases fire. Lots. And Lots. Of frigin' Fire. But Dhoo is grappling.... so.... Dhoo, roll Power (attack) to maintain your grapple!
<Dhoo> 31d10
<Dhoo> $31D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 1, 7, 9, 5, 8, 6, 3, 3, 10, 8, 4, 10, 1, 1, 9, 2, 8, 5, 10, 1, 9, 10, 4, 5, 3, 8, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 178. Successes: 24.
<DM> $35d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 2, 1, 10, 2, 3, 9, 4, 5, 2, 4, 6, 2, 9, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 5, 1, 6, 2, 6, 10, 2, 9, 2, 6, 4, 5, 7, 2 and 4. Total: 159. Successes: 17.
<DM> *The fire backfires! It ends up burning its own heart out, taking 17 more neutral damage! DOUBLE BURN!
* Serra whines about her hair getting messed
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 44h, 21m | +1 Armor | Empower x1 (+2 each so far)
 <Aquamentos> GEGRUAFG ERGORE9G5OEPA GRLAGROAE
* Serra eats a heart in the other hand and recovers 6 HP
<Serra> 9h 13m
<Amilena> (Can we assume that the damage Serra took also hit the shackles?)
<DM> (yes)
<DM> *Serra, you have no shackles and you're FREEEEEE!
<Serra> oh right magic
* Orithan prepares the boot
* Orithan also goes to retrieve his kick lines
* Serra casts PSI Flash on Aquamentos
<Serra> Roll your Wisdom +4 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Serra> Damage: +0
<Serra> EFFECT: If it hits, your highest stat is increased by 3.
<DM> (Orithan, do an $init j
<Serra> $21d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 10, 5, 6, 5, 7, 4, 2, 10, 6, 7, 7, 9, 9, 6, 1, 1, 1, 4 and 6. Total: 121. Successes: 17.
<DM> $4d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 2 and 7. Total: 12. Successes: 1.
<DM> wait
<DM> wrong one
<DM> $14d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 5, 5, 1, 8, 8, 6, 3, 8, 4, 9, 4 and 6. Total: 81. Successes: 10.
<Orithan> $init j
<Navi> Orithan has entered the battle.
<DM> *It's a hit!, 17 - 10 = 7 - 5 = 2 damage, but EGO HIDE, HE IGNORES THE DAMAGE
<DM> *It gains 1 more armor.
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 44h, 21m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+2 each so far)
<DM> *And because damage is ignored, Dhoo takes no damage from grappling.
<DM> ..... and Dhoo is technically hit........
<DM> ...........
<Dhoo> DHOO JUST WANTS TO BE STRONGER
<Dhoo> SO STRONG
<Serra> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<DM> *Aquamentos has to do a grappling roll!
<DM> *Aquamentos attempts Power vs. Power!
<DM> $25d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 10, 5, 1, 9, 9, 5, 7, 5, 7, 1, 4, 1, 7, 7, 8, 3, 6, 10, 7, 7, 9, 1 and 2. Total: 148. Successes: 21.
<Dhoo> $22D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 2, 4, 4, 1, 6, 1, 7, 10, 3, 1, 4, 8, 8, 1, 9, 4, 7, 8, 1, 7 and 10. Total: 115. Successes: 13.
<DM> *Aquamentos, now enraged by losing its minty fresh Mentos teeth, BREAKS FREEEEEEE OF DHOO'S GRASP!
<DM> *It gains another +1 to Empower
 <Aquamentos> I FEE REEEEEE
<DM> *It casts Thorns on itself.
<DM> EFFECT: Give a target 1 stack of the Thorns Buff:
<DM> The next time the target is hit by a Combat Action, the attacker takes Damage equal to the Damage they dealt to that target, which then removes 1 stack of Thorns.
<Aquamentos> 44h, 15m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+3 each so far)
<Aquamentos> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Serra (9), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<Aquamentos> YORUW RILL IEEEEEE
<DM> *Aquamentos fires a bunch of Fire Bolts, hitting Amilena, Dhoo, Serra, RedDarknut, and Tree!
<DM> Roll your Courage +6 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<DM> Damage: Halved
<Serra> NO NOT THE TREE!
<Dhoo> NOT DHOO'S TREE!!
<DM> $23d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 1, 3, 2, 8, 5, 8, 4, 9, 7, 9, 4, 6, 10, 7, 6, 5, 10, 3, 6, 1, 8 and 6. Total: 138. Successes: 19.
<Amilena> $27d10
<Serra> $15d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 7, 6, 6, 9, 3, 8, 8, 9, 10, 5, 5, 6, 8, 3, 9, 3, 5, 4, 3, 4, 8, 6, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 151. Successes: 18.
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 1, 8, 1, 1, 4, 2, 5, 4, 8, 8, 5, 9 and 6. Total: 70. Successes: 8.
<DM> *Tree takes 10 damage, and Tempest Spire goes back to Aquamentos!
<Dhoo> $31D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 6, 10, 5, 2, 9, 8, 7, 4, 3, 1, 8, 3, 3, 8, 4, 6, 2, 6, 3, 8, 3, 10, 7, 5, 9, 10, 5, 7, 10 and 8. Total: 181. Successes: 24.
* Serra hits zero HP
<Serra> “Ooh! Why me? This is SO annoying!”
<DM> RedDarknut:
* Serra fades out of existence
* Amilena takes no damage
<Serra> $remove me
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<DM> $3d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8 and 10. Total: 26. Successes: 4.
<DM> *RedDarknut is hit!
<DM> 19 - 4 = 15 - 7 = 8/2 = 4 damage
<DM> *RedDarknut is still not free of shackles.
<Dhoo> NOT DHOO'S DARKNUT!!
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 44h, 15m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+4 each so far) | Tempest Spire x1
<DM> RedDarknut
<DM> 23h | Still tied up
<DM> Treasure Chest
<DM> 18h
<DM> Tree
<DM> 91h, 1m | Tempest Spire x1
<Dhoo> NOOOOOOOOT DHOOOOOOOOO'S CHEEEEEEEEST
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 44h, 15m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+4 each so far) | Tempest Spire x1 | Thorns x1
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<Dhoo> NOW DHOO IS ANGRY
* TBT roots for the hat
<Dhoo> Roll your Power +3 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Dhoo>   Damage: None
<Dhoo>   EFFECT: If it works, target gets the Fear Affliction:
<Dhoo>     Target cannot target you with anything Single-Target.
<Dhoo>     Additionally, if target uses anything that hits multiple targets and includes you, the target loses 5 Dice.
<Dhoo> 32D10
<Dhoo> $32D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 6, 9, 8, 5, 8, 5, 9, 9, 5, 8, 3, 3, 5, 8, 8, 6, 7, 9, 3, 3, 10, 8, 1, 5, 2, 10, 4, 8, 1 and 4. Total: 190. Successes: 24.
<DM> $16d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 7, 1, 6, 2, 9, 5, 1, 7, 10, 5, 3, 2, 8, 8 and 10. Total: 91. Successes: 13.
<DM> *It works! Aquamentos is now afraid of you! HOWEVER...
<DM> *Tempest Spire transfers to Dhoo!
<DM> *Thorns is removed!
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 44h, 15m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+4 each so far) | Fear x1
<Amilena> (Could use some heals over here.)
* Dhoo HOWLS WITH RAGE!
<Dhoo> RESTRICTION 1: This is an Innate Skill. Only Werewolfos can learn and use this skill.
<Dhoo> RESTRICTION 2: This can only be used once per battle.
<Dhoo> DESCRIPTION: Channel your bloodlust into a terrifying howl, empowering you and your allies.
<Dhoo>   Attack Dice: +3 for you and your allies
<Dhoo>   DURATION: This lasts until the end of your turn one round later.
<Dhoo> $ENDTURN
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
-Navi- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
* DM rolls AN ALL-CHANCE!
<DM> $1d96
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 38.
<Orithan> o.o
<DM> "All attacks that would normally damage enemies instead siphons Hearts from them."
<DM> (aka, ignores armor)
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<DM> *RedDarknut is still shackled!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<DM> (Kick me, Orithan)
* Orithan kicks DM out of the window
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by Orithan (You were kicked out of the window and landed in ...No, wait, you didn't land. You fell into a bottomless pit.)
<TBT> rip
* DM continues to fall in the background through a bottomless pit via infinite portals. At the end of each turn, I will roll $1d4. If the result is a 4, whoever's turn it is will join me in the bottomless pit for unknown effects.
<DM> $endturn
<Orithan> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2 Over!
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<DM> oops
<DM> *Amilena, your turn.
* Amilena uses a restoration heart to regain 6 hearts, and then casts magic void on Aquamentos.
<Amilena> A hollow orb of Magic is flung at a target, reacting to how much Magic the target is missing.
<Amilena> Roll your Wisdom dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Amilena> Damage: None
<Amilena> EFFECT: If it hits, target takes Neutral Damage equal to the difference between their Current & Maximum Magic.
<DM> *Dhoo and Aquamentos, each of you recover 1 heart and magic due to that previous all-chance effect.
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 45h, 16m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+4 each so far) | Fear x1
<Dhoo> 13H 4M
<Amilena> 8h, 12m
<Amilena> (I also turn on my boosted cloak effect.)
<Amilena> $22d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 7, 3, 7, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 10, 10, 6, 7, 10, 9, 8, 3, 9, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 134. Successes: 17.
<DM> $16d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 2, 8, 8, 6, 5, 8, 3, 7, 2, 7, 4, 7, 2 and 10. Total: 93. Successes: 12.
<DM> *It's a hit!
<DM> *Aquamentos takes a backlash of 14 neutral damage!
<DM> *BUT WAIT, HE DOESN'T
<DM> *EGO ARMOR IS OP AND NEGATES IT ENTIRELY
<Amilena> Wait what?
<DM> "EFFECT: Any attack that hits you that would deal 5 Damage to you or less (or if the difference in Successes is 5 or less), the attack ceases to exist, absorbed in your enormous ego. As a result, you gain 1 Armor."
<DM> (did you add +3 from the howl?
<DM> (if not, roll $3d10)
<Amilena> $3d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8 and 2. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<DM> *Okay, it's boosted well enough. Aquamentos' Ego Armor FAILS!
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 31h, 16m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+4 each so far) | Fear x1
<DM> *Well played!
<Amilena> "All attacks that would normally damage enemies instead siphons Hearts from them."
<Amilena> So I regain 14 h?
<DM> yup
<Amilena> sweet.
* Orithan consumes biscuits
<Amilena> Roll the bottomless pit Wind
<DM> $1d4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3.
<DM> *You do not fall in.
* TBT read "consumes" as "becomes"
<DM> *Aquamentos is already enraged. What happens..... when it uses Enrage while enraged?
<DM> "EFFECT: Your next attack gains Dice equal to half the difference between your Current & Maximum Hearts."
<Amilena> Yes it did.
<DM> *Its next attack gains 30 dice!
<DM> *Aquamentos then uses Fire Bolts, hitting Amilena, Dhoo, Serra's corpse, RedDarknut, and Tree! Thanks to Fear, it's got a -5
<DM> Roll your Courage +6 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<DM> Damage: Halved
* Serra MUFFLED BEING DEAD
* Serra floats around as a ghost
<DM> 11 + 3 + 4 + 6 + 30 - 5
<Serra> OoooooOooooO
<Dhoo> $3D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 9 and 1. Total: 12. Successes: 1.
<DM> $49d10
<Amilena> $27d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 3, 10, 6, 7, 1, 6, 8, 4, 3, 4, 8, 9, 4, 6, 7, 5, 4, 10, 7, 3, 3, 2, 5, 7, 9, 8, 9, 8, 4, 7, 4, 6, 5, 5, 9, 5, 3, 9, 4, 4, 1, 7, 2, 6, 10, 2 and 1. Total: 272. Successes: 32.
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 7, 10, 3, 6, 5, 3, 6, 7, 2, 10, 6, 2, 2, 1, 8, 3, 4, 5, 3, 6, 5, 9, 6, 7 and 3. Total: 132. Successes: 17.
<DM> (hope you guys have good armor)
<DM> oh wait
<TBT> (Well, except to Dhoo. If he had good armor..)
<DM> ARMOR MATTERS NOT
<DM> SIPHON HEARTS, SUCKERS
* Amilena takes 7 damage
<Orithan> (yeaaah there is a reason I won't give Enrage to bosses)
<DM> *Aquamentos siphons... 16 from Tree, 7 from Amilena, and 16 from Dhoo!
<DM> *Only 13 from Dhoo, cause that's death.
* Orithan aims his boot at Aquamentos
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 67h, 16m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+5 each so far) | Fear x1
* DM rolls for BOTTOMLESS PIT
<DM> $1d4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4.
<Amilena> Ahahaha
<DM> *AQUAMENTOS FALLS INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT!
* DM rolls an All-Chance for everyone in the pit!
<DM> $1d96
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 33.
* DM breaks.
<DM> okay
<DM> according to the all-chance
<DM> a 33 =
<DM> "Mecha Hitler is summoned."
<TBT> (oh)
<TBT> (OH)
<TBT> (OH)
<Orithan> (Gramma Nazis)
<DM> *MechaHitler uses Aquamentos as a mount while in the bottomless pit.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<TBT> (WAT)
* DM rolls another all-chance
<DM> $1d96
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 75.
<DM> A giant cube of Magic runs over random players with $3d#, where # is equal to the number of players in the turn order. Players roll Power vs $1d50 successes to defend.
* DM will only have this applied to targets in the bottomless pit.
<DM> $3d3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 3, 1 and 1. Total: 5.
<Amilena> (So I'm the only one still standing, basically.)
<Serra> (And I'm a ghost)
<Serra> (OR AM I?!)
<DM> *All three attacks to MechaHitler mounting Aquamentos! Roll Power three times, the two of you!
<DM> $35d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 1, 5, 7, 5, 7, 3, 1, 9, 3, 10, 9, 1, 4, 10, 5, 10, 7, 5, 4, 5, 4, 9, 7, 9, 2, 8, 2, 7, 9, 4, 10, 5 and 9. Total: 207. Successes: 28.
<DM> $35d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 9, 1, 7, 10, 3, 3, 6, 3, 2, 7, 9, 9, 8, 5, 8, 8, 5, 4, 7, 3, 2, 1, 1, 10, 3, 6, 10, 5, 2, 7, 10, 9 and 5. Total: 194. Successes: 26.
<DM> $35d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 3, 10, 3, 10, 4, 7, 5, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 1, 9, 10, 8, 4, 7, 6, 4, 10, 2, 10, 2, 1, 6, 8, 6, 1, 5 and 10. Total: 179. Successes: 23.
<DM> and now rolling for the randomized rolls:
<DM> $3d50
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 50 Sides. Results: 31, 6 and 13. Total: 50.
<DM> oh, this'll be weak
<DM> $31d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 5, 4, 8, 7, 3, 7, 2, 5, 3, 10, 5, 7, 5, 8, 3, 3, 4, 9, 6, 10, 2, 1, 10, 2, 2, 10, 8, 9 and 1. Total: 169. Successes: 22.
<DM> miss
<DM> $6d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 3, 2, 6 and 7. Total: 23. Successes: 2.
<DM> *MechaHitler counterattacks the All-Chance! ROLL AGAIN!
<DM> $1d96
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 41.
<DM> "All attacks explode on enemies as if they were directed by Michael Bay, dealing $1d8 damage to everyone."
<DM> annnd $13d10
<DM> $13d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 2, 6, 3, 2, 1, 9, 7, 2, 1, 3, 7 and 10. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
<DM> *Three explosions go off!
<DM> $3d8
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 8 Sides. Results: 3, 7 and 7. Total: 17.
<Orithan> (Only to those in the pit)
<DM> *MechaHitler is serverely damaged, and Aquamentos takes 15 damage, BUT IT'S SIPHONED HEARTS, so Michael Bay siphons 32 hearts and disappears into the bottomless pit!
<DM> $1d4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3.
<DM> *The bottomless pit collapses, kicking out myself, MechaHitler, and Aquamentos back into the real battle.
<Orithan> $turns
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<Serra> hmmm
* Serra thinking ghost
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 52h, 16m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+5 each so far) | Fear x1
<DM> MechaHitler
<DM> 3h | HEIL MECHAHITLER
<Orithan> (You better hope for an All-chance that revives someone)
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), Dhoo (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<Dhoo> $REMOVE ME
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<Orithan> (Which there is)
<DM> *Amilena, you walk away from the glorious explosions in order to gain a +5 coolness bonus! +5 dice to all of your rolls!
* DM rolls another all-chance!
<DM> $1d96
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 59.
<DM> "Death himself appears! Roll $1d2 to determine whether he targets the monsters or the heroes then $1d# to determine which which one becomes his victim."
<TBT> *How did reddit get here?*
<Serra> OH GOD DAMN IT
<TBT> *I mean what*
<Serra> Death is here
<Serra> Hiya, Death!
<Serra> I was just
<Serra> ...
<Serra> being dead?
<Amilena> The monsters would be heads in this case.
<DM> $1d2
<Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Heads.
<DM> .....
<DM> well played
* DM changes targets to myself, Orithan, MechaHitler, and Aquamentos, in that order.
<DM> $1d4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3.
<DM> *MechaHitler is killed by Death!
<Serra> Well, then
<Orithan> Nice knowing you
<DM> *The redundant department of redundant redundancy would like to note that MechaHitler has been killed by death.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<Serra> There goes my "I could possess machines" theory.
<DM> *Death siphons 3 hearts!
<DM> *RedDarknut is still shackled.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 3: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
* Orithan kicks DM out of the window
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by Orithan (You were kicked out of the window and landed on Orithan! What?)
<DM> oh no
<Orithan> Get off me
* Orithan kicks DM out of the window
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by Orithan (You were kicked out of the window and landed into Goat Simulator! What harm could a simple goat can do to you anyway?)
<DM> okay, so uhhh
<DM> ..... glitches
<DM> glitches
<DM> frigin'
<DM> everywhere
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 3 Over!
<Navi> Round 4: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1) and Orithan (post-start join)
<DM> *Okay, a bunch of goats spawn. They shall be bouncing around the field, causing glitches to all actions.
<DM> *Have fun!
<DM> *Aquamentos recovers 1 heart and magic.
<Amilena> (This is going to tragically backfire.)
* Amilena uses a fairy on Dhoo.
<Dhoo> $INIT J
<Navi> Dhoo has entered the battle.
<Dhoo> DHOO IS BACK TINY BABIES
<Dhoo> MUCH THANKS FRIEND AMILENA
<DM> *Full hearts on Dhoo.
<Dhoo> BOOOOOO
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 53h, 17m | +2 Armor | Empower x1 (+5 each so far) | Fear x1
<DM> RedDarknut
<DM> 23h | Still tied up
<DM> Treasure Chest
<DM> 18h
<DM> Tree
<DM> 75h, 1m
* Amilena uses magic void on Aquamentos.
<Amilena> A hollow orb of Magic is flung at a target, reacting to how much Magic the target is missing.
<Amilena> Roll your Wisdom dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Amilena> Damage: None
<Amilena> EFFECT: If it hits, target takes Neutral Damage equal to the difference between their Current & Maximum Magic.
<Amilena> Restoration Blast
<Amilena> $25d10
* Serra attempts to posses a goat
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 4, 3, 10, 5, 9, 4, 10, 1, 7, 8, 2, 7, 9, 4, 1, 8, 2, 9, 5, 4, 9, 2 and 6. Total: 135. Successes: 15.
<Amilena> >: |
* Serra waits for inbetween turns for this action
<DM> $17d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 9, 7, 7, 1, 6, 6, 3, 10, 6, 9, 9, 2, 6, 1 and 5. Total: 98. Successes: 13.
<DM> *It's a hit, but...... ego armor.
<Amilena> rerolling myself because I like tempting fate
<Amilena> $25d10
<DM> uh oh
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 3, 7, 1, 4, 4, 9, 10, 3, 6, 5, 1, 10, 10, 9, 6, 3, 4, 9, 3, 3, 2, 9 and 4. Total: 131. Successes: 15.
<TBT> lmao
* DM high-fives Orithan for luck.
<Amilena> Wow, I'm Dex now.
<DM> *Yeah, you fail miserably.
<Orithan> Navi must love eating up rerolls
<DM> *It gains another armor!
<Dexluck> Yep
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 53h, 17m | +3 Armor | Empower x1 (+5 each so far) | Fear x1
<DM> ($endturn?
<Amilena> $endturn
<Navi> Round 4: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1), Orithan (post-start join) and Dhoo (post-start join)
* Serra attempts to possess a goat
* DM inserts Serra's ghost turn in there.
<DM> *Serra, roll Wisdom against $10d10.
<Amilena> I'll take my straight 15s as a glitch (hax)
* Serra technically has 0 HP, as such, perseverence?
<DM> (oh yeah, I forgot about that. A glitch got glitched, prevernting your attack from getting glitched)
<DM> yes
<Serra> $20d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 3, 8, 2, 10, 2, 9, 5, 4, 3, 7, 4, 6, 6, 1, 7, 9, 7, 6 and 5. Total: 106. Successes: 13.
<Orithan> $10d10
<Navi> Orithan: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 8, 9, 1, 9, 10, 4, 6 and 7. Total: 68. Successes: 9.
<Orithan> *Serra, you possess a goat*
<TBT> lmao
<DM> *Alright, you possess a glitchy goat.
<GoatSerra> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<DM> *You have access to all Basic Actions, Serra, though yo just used your action,s o now it's Aquamentos' turn.
* GoatSerra obnoxious Baing
<GoatSerra> $init j
<Navi> GoatSerra has entered the battle.
<DM> *Aquamentos believes GoatSerra is disrespectful and does a POKE COUNTERATTACK!
* DM rolls for the scale of glitchiness.
<DM> $1d9
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 1.
<GoatSerra> BAAA?!
<DM> *It fails to glitch. GoatSerra, you take 1 neutral damage, dropping you to 9 hearts!
<DM> *Aquamentos siphons that courtesies of a previous all-chance effect.
<GoatSerra> 9h | A Goat
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 54h, 17m | +3 Armor | Empower x1 (+5 each so far) | Fear x1
<DM> *Aquamentos then attempts to use Thorns on itself again.
<DM> $1d9
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 1.
<DM> *No glitch!
<DM> *It then tries to Stomp.... on RedDarknut!
<DM> $1d9
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 6.
<DM> *GLITCH!
<DM> *Aquamentos ends up stomping on a random goat. 1 = random goat. 2 = GoatSerra!
<DM> $1d2
<Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Tails.
<GoatSerra> BAABABA
* DM rolls to glitch again.
<DM> $1d9
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 9.
<DM> *SUPER GLITCH!
<DM> *Aquamentos ends up stomping on itself!
<Amilena> Ahahah
<DM> *A wayward train randomly passes by the battle, because goats like trains.
<DM> I like trains.
<DM> *TRAIN HITS EVERYONE! ROLL COURAGE TO DODGE OUT OF THE WAY, EVERYONE!
<DM> Train Roll:
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 6, 6, 2, 8, 10, 3, 2, 8, 7, 2, 10, 7, 10, 1, 2, 4, 5, 2, 2, 2, 8, 9, 5, 4, 1, 5, 6 and 9. Total: 159. Successes: 21.
<DM> *Aquamentos roll:
<GoatSerra> $Bad10
<Dhoo> $27D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 6, 3, 6, 6, 1, 5, 9, 1, 7, 5, 5, 7, 10, 7, 3, 7, 5, 4, 1, 7, 6, 6, 4, 2 and 5. Total: 147. Successes: 21.
<Amilena> $19d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 3, 6, 1, 4, 5, 10, 2, 6, 1, 10, 1, 9, 8, 3, 3, 8 and 7. Total: 91. Successes: 11.
<DM> $16d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 7, 2, 10, 3, 5, 4, 4, 7, 9, 4, 1, 6, 5 and 1. Total: 82. Successes: 10.
* GoatSerra falls to the left
<DM> *RedDarknut:
<DM> $21d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 1, 1, 8, 1, 8, 2, 7, 2, 6, 6, 5, 1, 3, 1, 7, 4, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 92. Successes: 12.
<DM> *Dhoo, ROLLOFF
<DM> $30d10
<Dhoo> $27D10
<Dhoo> DO NOT QUESTION DHOO
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 6, 9, 8, 2, 4, 6, 5, 6, 1, 1, 2, 7, 7, 10, 10, 1, 8, 10, 9, 9, 5, 3, 5, 6, 7, 6, 8 and 9. Total: 182. Successes: 26.
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 8, 6, 9, 5, 10, 2, 10, 2, 3, 8, 10, 5, 7, 5, 10, 6, 4, 1, 9, 3, 8, 4, 6, 8 and 10. Total: 176. Successes: 25.
<Amilena> Too much silliness.
<TBT> AAA
<DM> *Train does 8 damage to everyone hit! It is not a siphon.
<DM> *RedDarknut shrugs it off due to Armor and is still shackled.
<GoatSerra> $10d10
<Navi> GoatSerra: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 4, 8, 5, 7, 7, 1, 4 and 6. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
<DM> *Goat, roll...... sure, that works. You're hit too.
* GoatSerra flops to the left
* Amilena takes 5 damage
<Orithan> *The train then goes through a random Yukari portal and leaves the place*
<DM> *Aquamentos takes no damage, BUT IT'S IN THE MIDST OF ATTAKCING ITSELF, SOOOOOO ROLL IT
<DM> Attack:
<DM> $31d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 1, 2, 6, 8, 10, 2, 3, 7, 9, 3, 3, 9, 10, 8, 8, 6, 9, 9, 6, 8, 9, 6, 5, 1, 3, 4, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 178. Successes: 22.
<DM> Defense:
<DM> $25d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 4, 9, 10, 10, 7, 1, 3, 10, 8, 9, 1, 7, 2, 8, 5, 7, 6, 2, 7, 9, 3, 9 and 4. Total: 150. Successes: 19.
<DM> *Aquamentos STOMPS ITS OWN FOOT OFF, but it's SIPHONING DAMAGE, so it..... breaks the mechanics, causing it to just spontaneously lose 10 neutral damage, lose a foot, and now is off-balance, losing 5 defense dice.
<DM> *Oh, and it had thorns, so REFLECTED DAMAGE TO SELF
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 34h, 11m | +3 Armor | Empower x1 (+6 each so far) | Fear x1 | Tempest Spire x1, so +5 Defense Dice
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 4: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1), Orithan (post-start join), Dhoo (post-start join) and GoatSerra (post-start join)
<GoatSerra> BAAAAAAAAAa
<DM> *Aquamentos tries to ignore what the heck just happened and uses Scorch.... on Amilena!
<DM> $1d9
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 7.
<DM> *GLITCH!
<DM> .....
* DM rolls to random target.
<DM> $1d7
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 1.
<DM> *RE-GLITCH BACK TO AMILENA
<DM> *Aquamentos literally circles itself taking 5 more confusion neutral damage before firing a Scorch at Amilena!
<DM> Roll your Wisdom +8 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<DM> Damage: Halved
<DM> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 4 Defense Dice.
<DM> $26d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 8, 8, 2, 4, 9, 6, 10, 10, 5, 8, 2, 2, 5, 9, 2, 10, 5, 10, 1, 2, 9, 9, 5 and 8. Total: 159. Successes: 22.
<Amilena> $27d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 2, 2, 8, 6, 6, 9, 10, 5, 3, 2, 5, 7, 6, 9, 4, 3, 4, 4, 10, 6, 9, 2, 1, 3 and 8. Total: 146. Successes: 18.
<DM> *It's a hit!
* DM adds another on Empower.
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 29h, 9m | +3 Armor | Empower x1 (+7 each so far) | Fear x1 | Tempest Spire x1, so +5 Defense Dice
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 4: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1), Orithan (post-start join), Dhoo (post-start join) and GoatSerra (post-start join)
-Navi- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
* DM rolls an all-chance, BUT FIRST HAS TO ROLL FOR GLITCHES
<DM> $1d9
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 1.
<DM> oh thank god
<DM> $1d96
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 1.
<TBT> kekkel
<DM> ....
<DM> no
<DM> NO
<DM> NO NO NO
<DM> THIS BATTLE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH
<GoatSerra> BAAAA (IS IT FLOWEY)
<Orithan> *Everyone is restored to Maximum Hearts and Magic*
<TBT> OHNO
<DM> no
<DM> NOPE.AVI
<Orithan> $1d96
* DM rips an Reroll Point from Bloodwind and throws it at the all- oh okay
<Navi> Orithan: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 45.
<DM> ......
<DM> ..............
<DM> "An illusion of Bloodwind materializes."
<DM> .............
<Amilena> Oh not this guy again.
<DM> *Bloodwind's illusion throws a reroll point that was ripped from him.
<DM> $1d96
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 96 Sides. Result: 92.
<Amilena> >: |
<DM> "Gravity is flipped upside down."
<DM> .......
<GoatSerra> OBNOXIOUS BA
* DM calculates ceiling height.
<DM> whelp.......
* GoatSerra flips upside down
<DM> EVERYONE ROLL COURAGE VS. 30 SUCCESSES FOR FALL DAMAGE!
<TBT> *WATCH OUT FOR DEM CRYSTALS
<GoatSerra> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa-
<Amilena> The really tall prison thingie.
<GoatSerra> $10d10
<Navi> GoatSerra: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 5, 4, 9, 7, 10, 9, 3 and 1. Total: 63. Successes: 8.
<TBT> *Unles sthat part f the dungeon doesn't hav ethem
<Amilena> $17d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 2, 3, 6, 6, 10, 3, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4, 5, 8, 7 and 9. Total: 84. Successes: 11.
* GoatSerra BA-
<DM> *GoatSerra, you splatter on death, along with all other Goats. However, their bodies bounce around chaotically. They will now randomly influence dice rolls in this battle after this turn is over.
<DM> *Aquamentos:
<DM> $17d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 8, 7, 4, 8, 3, 4, 1, 4, 7, 8, 1, 9, 7, 3, 5 and 10. Total: 94. Successes: 11.
* GoatSerra jumps out of the goat she possessed due to it being dead
<GoatSerra> $Remove Me
<Navi> Round 4: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1), Orithan (post-start join) and Dhoo (post-start join)
<DM> *Aquamentos takes a painful 19 neutral damage and loses Tempest Spire!
<Amilena> Can I attempt to use the bouncing goat bodies to deflect myself away from the ceiling?
<DM> Aquamentos
<DM> 10h, 9m | +3 Armor | Empower x1 (+7 each so far) | Fear x1 | -5 Defense Dice
<Orithan> (Ouch, 34 Neutral damage in one round)
<DM> (sure, roll Courage vs. GoatSerra's 11 successes
<DM> err, 8 successes
<Amilena> $17d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 6, 4, 8, 8, 7, 6, 9, 10, 7, 7, 1, 4, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 109. Successes: 14.
<DM> *Kay, you bounce off of GoatSerra, killing her yet again but reducing fall damage taken by 6, so..... you take.... 13 neutral damage still.
* Serra wasted her ghost turn this cycle already l~l
<DM> *RedDarknut:
<Dhoo> $28D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 3, 7, 6, 4, 5, 10, 2, 6, 3, 3, 1, 9, 6, 1, 10, 9, 2, 3, 7, 9, 8, 9, 1, 7, 6 and 1. Total: 149. Successes: 18.
<DM> $18d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 8, 7, 5, 2, 6, 8, 10, 3, 1, 6, 10, 3, 1, 10, 9 and 4. Total: 101. Successes: 14.
<Amilena> Can I continue to richochet?
<DM> *Dhoo, you take 12 fall damage as you splat against the ceiling.
<DM> *RedDarknut splats with 16 neutral damage. THE SHKACLES ARE BROKEN!
<Amilena> Or better yet, grab the tree.
<DM> *Amilena, roll Wisdom against $20d10
<Amilena> $27d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 4, 9, 7, 6, 10, 5, 3, 7, 2, 10, 4, 1, 9, 9, 9, 7, 6, 4, 3, 9, 10, 6, 8, 4 and 7. Total: 165. Successes: 20.
<DM> $20d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 5, 9, 8, 10, 2, 4, 6, 8, 8, 3, 3, 10, 4, 4, 6, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 118. Successes: 14.
<DM> *You manage to bounce off and take only 7 neutral damage instead.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 4: Amilena (10), Aquamentos (9), Aquamentos (4), DM (3), RedDarknut (1), Orithan (post-start join) and Dhoo (post-start join)
<DM> *RedDarknut gets to have some fuuuuun.
<DM> *It uses ENRAGE!
<DM> +10 dice to RedDarknut's next attack
<DM> *RedDarknut drops its equipment.... and picks up Dhoo!
<DM> (do you resist, or will you allow it to pick you up?)
<Dhoo> I TRUST FRIEND DARKNUT
<DM> *You are picked up!
<DM> *RedDarknut then FLINGS Dhoo at Aquamentos!
<Dhoo> RAAAAAAAAGH
<DM> ATTACK 2: Roll your Power dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<DM> Damage: +0
* Dhoo MAKES A FIST!
<DM> *This will be an aided roll. RedDarknut, roll Power first.
<DM> $41d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 1, 2, 2, 9, 3, 1, 3, 4, 6, 4, 10, 1, 10, 10, 8, 10, 6, 9, 3, 3, 7, 4, 10, 7, 6, 8, 2, 2, 2, 8, 5, 9, 1, 6, 1, 4, 7, 2 and 10. Total: 224. Successes: 28.
<Amilena> Can I set Dhoo on Fire while he attacks?
<DM> yes
<Amilena> To make it more awesome.
<Dhoo> ATTACK 2: Roll your Power dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Dhoo>   Damage: +8
<Dhoo>   EFFECT: Your Grapple with the target ends afterwards.
<DM> *Dhoo, your attack gains +28 dice.
* Orithan prepares to kick Aquamentos' corpse out of the window
* DM finally registers the lag from the train hitting the tree earlier. It bounces off the tree and then slams into Dhoo from behind, giving him another +10 dice from momentum. Being on fire gives you another +8.
<Amilena> This is how it has to be.
<Amilena> There is no other way.
<Dhoo> $80D10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 80 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 467. Successes: 60.
<DM> $13d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 9, 10, 2, 5, 8, 9, 6, 6, 10, 8 and 2. Total: 87. Successes: 12.
<DM> .....
<TBT> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
<TBT> related
<DM> *Serra, you possess the train, turning it into the phantom train, causing Dhoo to end up suplexing the train while simultaneously using gourdcrusher on Aquamentos!
<DM> okay
<DM> gimme a few minutes to write this
<DM> this deserves a full paragraph
<SerraTheTankEngine> $Init j
<Navi> SerraTheTankEngine has entered the battle.
* Amilena puts on sunglasses and prepares to pose in true badass fashion.
<DM> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y5iumzN4v4
<SerraTheTankEngine> CHOO CHOO~
* SerraTheTankEngine OBNOXIOUS CHOO CHOOING
<DM> *Dhoo, flung at the speed of light, empowered by Serra's ghostly power and your train of thought, you burn as you cross through the fire and flames, consuming its power. You suplex the ghost train and wrap its flaming body around Aquamentos' neck, crushing its gourdly throat with Serra's endless curses. Then, Dhoo, you ascend to the sun... only to return as a solar meteor strike that pierces heaven, hell, and all realms between. Aquamentos' gentlemanliness applauds itself into unexistence in a brilliant flash of gleaming luchadore display, and the tophat is yours, Dhoo. It is truly yours, and yours alone.
<Dhoo> DHOO DIED FOR THIS HAT
<SerraTheTankEngine> CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO
* SerraTheTankEngine runs over the coin
<DM> that scene, man
<DM> that frigin' scene
* Amilena poses appropriately.
<TBT> I guess youc ould say he
<TBT> https://soundcloud.com/memeless/die-through-flames
<TBT> died through the flames
* SerraTheTankEngine morphs into a decepticon
<DM> okay, drops...
<DM> *Your tree took some substantial damage, but it's fine. The chest is mostly destroyed, but barely hanging on.
<DM> Treasure Chest
<DM> 3h
<DM> Tree
<DM> 35h, 1m
<DM> so it was supposed to be 500 rupees to everyone
<DM> but everyone had so many glorious plays
<SerraTheTankEngine> Choo choo~
<DM> everyone gets 500 rupees, 2 stat points..... and a variant of that tophat. Dhoo will get the prime one, but the rest of you will get alternate versions of it
<DM> $3d3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 3, 1 and 3. Total: 7.
<DM> *Everyone also gets 1 Restoration Heart and 2 Reroll Points.
<DM> *Serra, all of the goats' corpses sacrifice themselves to themselves in order to revive you.
* SerraTheTankEngine Choo choos off into space as fairy dust drops from the train and onto Serra's body, reviving her
<DM> *You get double revived!
<Dhoo> YOU MAY LOOK AT DHOO'S HAT BUT DO NOT TOUCH DHOO'S HAT
<Dhoo> DO NOT MOCK DHOO'S LOVE OF FINE HABERDASHERY
<DM> -=QUEST END=-