var myArray = [<@user-id>+" challenges the producers, but fails to survive a single puppet",
"Oh no, "+<@user-id>+" got demolished by **Mr. Smiles**",
"After gearing up in several events "+<@user-id>+" tried to swim and drowned"
]
var rand = myArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * myArray.length)];
channel.message(rand)