Slappy- Hot Nosebleed

Slappy’s eyes slid back and forth. He giggled. Suddenly, one of his big wooden hands swung up hard—and smacked Vinny in the nose.
Vinny cried out and staggered back, blinking in pain. He grabbed his nose. “Hey—you gave me a nosebleed!”
“I’ve got one, too!” the dummy screeched. “Look!”
Slappy tilted his head back—and a thick stream of bright green goo came shooting from his nostrils. The dummy turned his head and shot a powerful wave of goo over Vinny.
Vinny tried to squirm away. Too late. The thick, lumpy liquid splashed over his head, down his face, and down the front of his shirt. “It’s hot!”
Vinny shrieked. “Owwww. It’s boiling hot.”
Slappy giggled again and, keeping his head tilted back, kept spraying disgusting goo on Vinny.
“It stinks!” Vinny wailed, thrashing his arms as the liquid poured over him, dropping to his knees. “And it’s burning me! Help! It’s burning me!
Don’t just stand there. Help me!”
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Before Jonny could move, Slappy turned his head—and sent a gob of the disgusting green goo from his nose plopping over Jonny.
Jonny spun on the bed and slipped to the floor. Slappy splashed the green goo onto Jonny’s back, over the back of his head. Jonny howled in pain.

- Slappy Birthday to You, chapter 25