Good equipment.

generated by this fun script:
int[item] goodness;
int best;
foreach i in $items[]{
	//equipment with low power is bad.
	if(i.get_power() >= 100){
		//grabs all the (possibly signed) signed numbers in the equipment's string modifiers.
		foreach j in i.string_modifier("Modifiers").group_string("\\-?\\d\+"){
			//equipment with the biggest numbers is most good.
			goodness[i] += i.string_modifier("Modifiers").group_string("\\-?\\d\+")[j][0].to_int();
		}
		if(goodness[i] > best){
			best = goodness[i];
		}
	}
}
for i from 0 to best{
	foreach j in goodness{
		if(goodness[j] < (best+1-i) && goodness[j] >= (best-i)){
			print(j+" is "+goodness[j].to_string()+" good.");
		}
	}
}

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> run good equipment.ash

Adventurer bobblehead is 27252 good.
Jeans of Loathing is 1106 good.
sea salt scrubs is 815 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap is 672 good.
Great Wolf's headband is 651 good.
battered old top-hat is 585 good.
hobo dungarees is 511 good.
Covers-Your-Head is 502 good.
weedy skirt is 501 good.
backwoods banjo is 460 good.
Mayor Ghost's toupee is 451 good.
hopping socks is 421 good.
nurse's hat is 415 good.
zombie mariachi hat is 391 good.
red wagon is 365 good.
Thunkula's drinking cap is 361 good.
lawn dart is 335 good.
Stick-Knife of Loathing is 305 good.
World's Best Adventurer sash is 303 good.
warbear hoverbelt is 300 good.
Personal Ventilation Unit is 300 good.
slime-covered necklace is 268 good.
sea shawl is 265 good.
lightning rod is 265 good.
moon-amber necklace is 255 good.
drafty drawers is 241 good.
frying brainpan is 240 good.
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun is 235 good.
thunder down underwear is 230 good.
shapeless wide-brimmed hat is 225 good.
cool iron breastplate is 220 good.
battery-powered drill is 220 good.
sea mantle is 210 good.
Uncle Crimbo's hat is 204 good.
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress is 200 good.
stress ball is 200 good.
fire axe is 200 good.
FDKOL fire hose is 200 good.
Ginsu™ is 200 good.
halibut is 190 good.
troutsers is 185 good.
barrel lid is 184 good.
Hodgman's imaginary hamster is 182 good.
battle broom is 180 good.
Crimbo hat is 178 good.
fudgecycle is 167 good.
crumpled felt fedora is 165 good.
basaltamander buckler is 165 good.
fake washboard is 163 good.
wolf whistle is 160 good.
stinky fannypack is 160 good.
hazmat helmet is 160 good.
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase is 160 good.
The Crown of Ed the Undying is 156 good.
cozy scimitar is 155 good.
slime-covered lantern is 152 good.
slime-covered shovel is 150 good.
lead pipe is 150 good.
wrench is 150 good.
knife is 150 good.
thicksilver ring is 150 good.
numberwang is 148 good.
fish hatchet is 145 good.
spongy shield is 144 good.
ox-head shield is 144 good.
duct tape buckler is 142 good.
electrician's hardhat is 140 good.
leggings of the Spider Queen is 140 good.
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes is 140 good.
the Archwizard's briefs is 140 good.
battered hubcap is 139 good.
bass clarinet is 137 good.
Meatcleaver is 135 good.
The Nuge's favorite crossbow is 135 good.
triple barreled barrel gun is 135 good.
bankruptcy barrel is 132 good.
Ol' Scratch's ash can is 130 good.
Wand of Oscus is 130 good.
The Necbromancer's Stein is 130 good.
sea cape is 130 good.
snow shovel is 130 good.
giant shrimp fork is 130 good.
garbage sticker is 130 good.
dented scepter is 130 good.
Boris's Helm (askew) is 129 good.
plexiglass pith helmet is 126 good.
cozy bazooka is 125 good.
ring of the Skeleton Lord is 125 good.
eelskin shield is 123 good.
plexiglass pants is 122 good.
lava balaclava is 122 good.
norwhal helmet is 122 good.
transparent pants is 121 good.
spant shield is 121 good.
pilgrim shield is 120 good.
Pigsticker of Violence is 120 good.
Greatest American Pants is 120 good.
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime is 120 good.
Bloodbath is 120 good.
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star is 120 good.
Hodgman's cane is 116 good.
bellhop's hat is 116 good.
astronaut pants is 115 good.
Zombo's shield is 115 good.
hardened slime belt is 115 good.
Girdle of Hatred is 115 good.
Byte is 115 good.
Daisy's unclean bloomers is 115 good.
spants is 115 good.
spant shoulderpads is 115 good.
spant backplate is 115 good.
Boris's Helm is 114 good.
streetfighting champion's belt is 113 good.
fire hose is 113 good.
plain paper hat is 112 good.
feathered headdress is 111 good.
sinister demon mask is 110 good.
Great Wolf's right paw is 110 good.
hangman's hood is 110 good.
ancient hot dog wrapper is 110 good.
tunac is 110 good.
Drunkula's silky pants is 108 good.
Mayor Ghost's khakis is 107 good.
old school Mafia knickerbockers is 105 good.
palm-frond capris is 105 good.
beach ball marble is 105 good.
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords is 105 good.
Uncle Hobo's highest bough is 105 good.
ice nine is 105 good.
time-twitching toolbelt is 105 good.
sardine can key is 104 good.
sugar shorts is 103 good.
love is 103 good.
duct tape fedora is 102 good.
candlestick is 102 good.
hobo stogie is 101 good.
rope with some soap on it is 101 good.
17-ball is 100 good.
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat is 100 good.
rickety old unicycle is 100 good.
snailmail hauberk is 100 good.
Loathing Legion chainsaw is 100 good.
witch's bra is 100 good.
biker's hat is 100 good.
The Jokester's gun is 100 good.
candy crowbar is 100 good.
eldritch hammer is 100 good.
sugar chapeau is 97 good.
Goggles of Loathing is 97 good.
catskin cap is 96 good.
Hodgman's porkpie hat is 95 good.
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon is 95 good.
Pantsgiving is 93 good.
Caveman Dan's favorite rock is 93 good.
snailmail breeches is 92 good.
square sponge pants is 91 good.
baneful bandolier is 91 good.
malevolent medallion is 91 good.
guard turtle shell is 91 good.
Cold Stone of Hatred is 90 good.
super-sweet boom box is 90 good.
White Dragon Fang is 90 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg is 90 good.
cursed ring finger ring is 90 good.
barrel hoop earring is 90 good.
LOV Earrings is 90 good.
nozzle of the Phoenix is 90 good.
Mer-kin roundshield is 89 good.
beer helmet is 88 good.
reinforced beaded headband is 88 good.
Mark IV Steam-Hat is 88 good.
Mark V Steam-Hat is 88 good.
mini-marshmallow dispenser is 88 good.
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants is 86 good.
sponge helmet is 86 good.
Lens of Hatred is 86 good.
BRAINS shorts is 86 good.
bullet-proof corduroys is 85 good.
wreath of laurels is 85 good.
shiny hood ornament is 85 good.
Hodgman's bow tie is 85 good.
PVC staff is 85 good.
miniature deck cannon is 85 good.
Helps-You-Sleep is 85 good.
Spelunker's khakis is 85 good.
burning paper hat is 85 good.
Travoltan trousers is 84 good.
teflon shield is 84 good.
8-billed baseball cap is 84 good.
ninjammies is 84 good.
eldritch hat is 83 good.
Brimstone Boxers is 82 good.
slime-covered speargun is 82 good.
slime-covered club is 82 good.
star hat is 81 good.
black greaves is 81 good.
cool iron greaves is 81 good.
plaid skirt is 81 good.
big bumboozer marble is 80 good.
Sword of Dark Omens is 80 good.
snowstick is 80 good.
vengeful spirit is 80 good.
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers is 80 good.
glass eye is 80 good.
Mark II Steam-Hat is 78 good.
Mark III Steam-Hat is 78 good.
zombie accordion is 78 good.
burning paper jorts is 78 good.
six-rainbow shield is 77 good.
Pantaloons of Hatred is 76 good.
intimidating coiffure is 76 good.
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes is 76 good.
noir fedora is 76 good.
eldritch pants is 76 good.
plexiglass pinky ring is 75 good.
Frosty's nailbat is 75 good.
shark jumper is 75 good.
spiky turtle shoulderpads is 75 good.
black catseye marble is 75 good.
sphygmomanometer is 75 good.
bod-ice is 75 good.
"honey" dipper is 75 good.
skull gearshift knob is 75 good.
Sketcherz™ is 75 good.
Spacegate diplomat's insignia is 75 good.
honeycap is 74 good.
lynyrdskin breeches is 74 good.
Wal-Mart overalls is 74 good.
duct tape dockers is 73 good.
cold water bottle is 73 good.
giant yellow hat is 73 good.
Grimacite greaves is 72 good.
The Trickster's Trikitixa is 72 good.
black helmet is 71 good.
catskin buckler is 71 good.
Oscus's flypaper pants is 71 good.
boneana hammock is 71 good.
flowing hippy skirt is 70 good.
Brimstone Brooch is 70 good.
haiku katana is 70 good.
vinyl boots is 70 good.
Mer-kin breastplate is 70 good.
honeybritches is 70 good.
cane-mail pants is 70 good.
aquamariner's necklace is 70 good.
Great Wolf's rocket launcher is 70 good.
red silk skirt is 70 good.
mercenary rifle is 70 good.
outlaw bandana is 70 good.
Dinsey's oculus is 70 good.
wicksilver ring is 70 good.
slicksilver ring is 70 good.
sicksilver ring is 70 good.
LOV Eardigan is 70 good.
Grimacite gasmask is 69 good.
wumpus-hair sweater is 69 good.
grisly shield is 69 good.
lynyrdskin cap is 69 good.
panhandle panhandling hat is 68 good.
protonic accelerator pack is 67 good.
keg shield is 66 good.
wool hat is 66 good.
rave visor is 66 good.
wolfskull mask is 66 good.
black kettle drum is 65 good.
steely marble is 65 good.
crusty hula hoop is 65 good.
Angelhair Culottes is 65 good.
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred is 65 good.
gold crown is 65 good.
Cloak of Dire Shadows is 65 good.
aquamariner's ring is 65 good.
extremely wet T-shirt is 65 good.
wooly loincloth is 65 good.
Third Eye is 65 good.
star pants is 64 good.
plexiglass pikestaff is 64 good.
big bad voodoo mask is 64 good.
stone baseball cap is 64 good.
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket is 64 good.
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) is 64 good.
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail is 64 good.
gauze shorts is 63 good.
grungy bandana is 63 good.
velcro broadsword is 63 good.
Mark I Steam-Hat is 63 good.
ghast iron codpiece is 63 good.
[7961]Staff of Ed is 63 good.
heavy crown is 63 good.
burning paper crane is 63 good.
wonderwall shield is 62 good.
wumpus-hair wig is 62 good.
warbear dress greaves is 62 good.
Spelunker's fedora is 62 good.
Lavalos's shell is 62 good.
Liam's mail is 62 good.
negotiatin' hammer is 62 good.
yakskin pants is 61 good.
yakskin skirt is 61 good.
yakskin kilt is 61 good.
gearbox necklace is 61 good.
Spooky Putty leotard is 61 good.
letterman's jacket is 61 good.
baggy rave pants is 61 good.
sealhide hood is 61 good.
snailmail coif is 61 good.
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig is 61 good.
warbear dress helmet is 61 good.
jangly bracelet is 61 good.
hippopotamus pants is 60 good.
Radio Free Pants is 60 good.
bat hat is 60 good.
blackberry combat boots is 60 good.
Brimstone Bludgeon is 60 good.
Hodgman's whackin' stick is 60 good.
washboard shield is 60 good.
Zombo's shoulder blade is 60 good.
Frosty's arm is 60 good.
Mer-kin hookspear is 60 good.
infernal toilet brush is 60 good.
beige clambroth marble is 60 good.
Krakrox's Loincloth is 60 good.
Volartta's bellbottoms is 60 good.
Mer-kin facecowl is 60 good.
cane-mail shirt is 60 good.
jam band is 60 good.
dreadful sweater is 60 good.
Drapes-You-Regally is 60 good.
Great Wolf's left paw is 60 good.
warm fur is 60 good.
hare pin is 60 good.
famous blue raincoat is 60 good.
Dinsey's pizza cutter is 60 good.
Dinsey's brain is 60 good.
sphygmayomanometer is 60 good.
elf ploughshare is 60 good.
nicksilver ring is 60 good.
asteroid belt is 60 good.
Radio Free Baseball Cap is 59 good.
hippopotamus skirt is 59 good.
black cowboy hat is 59 good.
velcro shield is 59 good.
vinyl shield is 59 good.
sea cowboy hat is 59 good.
Lederhosen of the Night is 59 good.
stinky cheese wheel is 59 good.
fuzzy busby is 59 good.
fuzzy montera is 59 good.
hippopotamus kilt is 58 good.
cyborg stompin' boot is 58 good.
Greaves of the Murk Lord is 58 good.
Warms-Your-Tush is 58 good.
zombie mariachi pants is 58 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards is 58 good.
Unfortunato's foolscap is 58 good.
slime-covered greaves is 57 good.
corroded breeches is 57 good.
Big Candy's tophat is 57 good.
muddy pirate hat is 57 good.
carrot-on-a-stick is 57 good.
gummi sword is 57 good.
mummy mask is 56 good.
dilapidated wizard hat is 56 good.
Claw of the Infernal Seal is 56 good.
Garter of the Turtle Poacher is 56 good.
sealhide leggings is 56 good.
spangly mariachi pants is 56 good.
tailbone shield is 56 good.
very pointy crown is 56 good.
scepter of the Skeleton Lord is 56 good.
Crimbo pants is 55 good.
incredibly dense meat gem is 55 good.
toy space helmet is 55 good.
Order of the Silver Wossname is 55 good.
Brimstone Bunker is 55 good.
Grimacite gaiters is 55 good.
evil-ass club is 55 good.
nasty-ass club is 55 good.
hot-ass club is 55 good.
frigid-ass club is 55 good.
creepy-ass club is 55 good.
jet bennie marble is 55 good.
Brand of Violence is 55 good.
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence is 55 good.
spaghetti cult mask is 55 good.
Moonthril Greaves is 55 good.
papier-mâchéte is 55 good.
papier-mâchine gun is 55 good.
giant turkey leg is 55 good.
ghost shawl is 55 good.
elevennis shoes is 55 good.
first-aid pouch is 55 good.
rusted-out shootin' iron is 55 good.
isotophat is 55 good.
red LavaCo Lamp™ is 55 good.
blue LavaCo Lamp™ is 55 good.
green LavaCo Lamp™ is 55 good.
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles is 55 good.
little deuce cape is 55 good.
double barreled barrel gun is 55 good.
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square is 55 good.
spant spear is 55 good.
Dragonscale breastplate is 55 good.
biomechanical crimborg leg armor is 54 good.
Voluminous Radio Pants is 54 good.
Galapagosian Cuisses is 54 good.
fuzzy earmuffs is 54 good.
pearl diver's necklace is 54 good.
Wal-Mart nametag is 54 good.
teflon spatula is 53 good.
Newman's Own Trousers is 53 good.
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr is 53 good.
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo is 53 good.
bonedanna is 53 good.
Mer-kin stopwatch is 53 good.
steel drivin' hammer is 53 good.
mesh cap is 52 good.
ice pick is 52 good.
villainous scythe is 52 good.
poodle skirt is 52 good.
stinky cheese diaper is 52 good.
The Necbromancer's Hat is 52 good.
Helm of the Scream Emperor is 52 good.
Shield of Icy Fate is 52 good.
Truthsayer is 52 good.
pygmy briefs is 52 good.
porcelain plus-fours is 52 good.
revolver is 52 good.
penguin shorts is 51 good.
penguinskin mini-skirt is 51 good.
penguinskin mini-kilt is 51 good.
bounty-hunting helmet is 51 good.
old patched suit-pants is 51 good.
Lens of Violence is 51 good.
papier-mâchuridars is 51 good.
oil slacks is 51 good.
foam commodore's hat is 51 good.
foam naval trousers is 51 good.
dreadful fedora is 51 good.
Red X Shield is 51 good.
The Jokester's wig is 51 good.
Ancient Saucehelm is 50 good.
Disco 'Fro Pick is 50 good.
Mafia violin case is 50 good.
MAHI fez is 50 good.
liar's pants is 50 good.
nasty rat mask is 50 good.
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat is 50 good.
Frosty's old silk hat is 50 good.
Oscus's pelt is 50 good.
Frosty's snowball sack is 50 good.
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork is 50 good.
Chester's sunglasses is 50 good.
Hodgman's lucky sock is 50 good.
teflon swim fins is 50 good.
frozen seal spine is 50 good.
bumblebee marble is 50 good.
Coily™ is 50 good.
Voluminous Radio Hat is 50 good.
sugar shotgun is 50 good.
sugar shillelagh is 50 good.
sugar shank is 50 good.
Star of Bravery is 50 good.
Underworld flail is 50 good.
sealhide belt is 50 good.
spaghetti cult rosary is 50 good.
wings of fire is 50 good.
slime-covered staff is 50 good.
pixel grappling hook is 50 good.
hothammer is 50 good.
old ball and chain is 50 good.
old dry bone is 50 good.
big pants is 50 good.
wool sock is 50 good.
sommelier's towel is 50 good.
kiwi beak is 50 good.
plaid cowboy hat is 50 good.
wrought-iron winch crank is 50 good.
fiberglass fingerguard is 50 good.
Carpathian longsword is 50 good.
can opener is 50 good.
sprinkle-begging cup is 50 good.
sugar raygun is 50 good.
meteorthopedic shoes is 50 good.
Pendant of Fire is 49 good.
Ring of Fire is 49 good.
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace is 49 good.
Ice-Cold Beer Ring is 49 good.
Choker of the Ultragoth is 49 good.
The Ring is 49 good.
Putrid Pendant is 49 good.
Ring of the Sewer Snake is 49 good.
Mudflap-Girl Necklace is 49 good.
Mudflap-Girl Ring is 49 good.
spiky turtle helmet is 49 good.
Windsor Pan of the Source is 49 good.
bloodied surgical dungarees is 49 good.
Wal-Mart snowglobe is 49 good.
gingerservo is 49 good.
bounty-hunting pants is 48 good.
solid baconstone ring is 48 good.
clingfilm cap is 48 good.
biomechanical crimborg helmet is 48 good.
gym shorts is 48 good.
VYKEA hex key is 48 good.
Colander of Em-er'il is 47 good.
Mohawk wig is 47 good.
snarling wolf shield is 47 good.
pulled porquoise ring is 47 good.
clingfilm trousers is 47 good.
C.H.U.M. lantern is 47 good.
yabba dabba doo rag is 47 good.
centurion helmet is 47 good.
Yorick is 47 good.
Scalp of Gorgolok is 46 good.
El Sombrero De Lopez is 46 good.
snowboarder pants is 46 good.
linoleum helmet turtle is 46 good.
chrome helmet turtle is 46 good.
crazy bastard sword is 46 good.
Grimacite goggles is 46 good.
distressed denim pants is 46 good.
mostly rat-hide leggings is 46 good.
hardened slime hat is 46 good.
deep six-shooter is 46 good.
warbear lined ushanka is 46 good.
doll-eye amulet is 46 good.
Crimbomega drive chain is 46 good.
ratskin pajama pants is 46 good.
leather chaps is 45 good.
arse-shooting crossbow is 45 good.
duct tape sword is 45 good.
Ol' Scratch's manacles is 45 good.
Abyssal ember is 45 good.
corrosive cowl is 45 good.
lemonade marble is 45 good.
ornamental sextant is 45 good.
Mayor Ghost's cloak is 45 good.
bag of unfinished business is 45 good.
antique spyglass is 45 good.
alarm accordion is 45 good.
red masque is 45 good.
plastic nunchaku is 45 good.
wrought-iron waders is 45 good.
dirty rigging rope is 45 good.
Pener's drumstick is 45 good.
candy dress shoes is 45 good.
candy necktie is 45 good.
chocolate pocketwatch is 45 good.
belt of Ogrekind is 45 good.
the Ley Incursion's waist is 45 good.
furry pants is 44 good.
old school flying disc is 44 good.
spangly sombrero is 44 good.
bowl of petunias is 44 good.
elevenderizing hammer is 44 good.
trench coat is 44 good.
furry skirt is 43 good.
furry kilt is 43 good.
makeshift skirt is 43 good.
filigreed hamethyst ring is 43 good.
dwarvish war kilt is 43 good.
velcro paddle ball is 43 good.
crown-shaped beanie is 43 good.
fancy tuxedo pants is 43 good.
Operation Patriot Shield is 43 good.
Boots of Twilight Whispers is 43 good.
brown felt tophat is 43 good.
Drunkula's cape is 43 good.
warbear foil hat is 43 good.
Vicar's Tutu is 43 good.
wrought-iron widget is 43 good.
burnt snowpants is 43 good.
glass casserole dish is 43 good.
Elder Turtle Shell is 42 good.
bowler is 42 good.
dwarvish war helmet is 42 good.
Seasonal Beret is 42 good.
slime-covered compass is 42 good.
floaty rock pants is 42 good.
Moonthril Circlet is 42 good.
floral-print skirt is 42 good.
Great Wolf's beastly trousers is 42 good.
studded sealhide shield is 42 good.
vampire pellet is 42 good.
extra-large palm-frond toupee is 41 good.
straw hat is 41 good.
pink pinkslip slip is 41 good.
diabolical crossbow is 41 good.
pernicious cudgel is 41 good.
fancy tophat is 41 good.
iron helmet is 41 good.
surgical mask is 41 good.
tin tam is 41 good.
bakelite brooch is 41 good.
bejeweled pledge pin is 40 good.
beaten-up Chucks is 40 good.
hand-carved bow is 40 good.
bottle-rocket crossbow is 40 good.
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield is 40 good.
huge mosquito proboscis is 40 good.
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet is 40 good.
Chester's moustache is 40 good.
Chester's bag of candy is 40 good.
shark tooth necklace is 40 good.
psycho sweater is 40 good.
Spooky Putty mitre is 40 good.
amber aviator shades is 40 good.
red China marble is 40 good.
skate board is 40 good.
Underworld truncheon is 40 good.
Ass-Stompers of Violence is 40 good.
Jodhpurs of Violence is 40 good.
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez is 40 good.
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap is 40 good.
Uncle Hobo's belt is 40 good.
giant candy cane is 40 good.
hairshirt is 40 good.
right bear arm is 40 good.
troll britches is 40 good.
Mer-kin begsign is 40 good.
pogo stick is 40 good.
warbear fleece-lined long johns is 40 good.
Xiblaxian stealth cowl is 40 good.
porcelain police baton is 40 good.
porcelain porkpie is 40 good.
porcelain phantom mask is 40 good.
bakelite bowl is 40 good.
toxic mop is 40 good.
grease cannon is 40 good.
SMOOCH breastplate is 40 good.
quicksilver ring is 40 good.
pumpkin spice candle is 40 good.
enchantlers is 39 good.
Bling of the New Wave is 39 good.
Whoompa Fur Pants is 39 good.
warbear ceremonial party pants is 39 good.
Thor's Pliers is 39 good.
fez of etymology is 38 good.
giant discarded torn-up glove is 38 good.
Copper Alpha of Sincerity is 38 good.
Pink Heart of Spirit is 38 good.
padded tortoise is 38 good.
tortoboggan shield is 38 good.
sleep mask is 38 good.
The Necbromancer's Shorts is 38 good.
pearl diver's ring is 38 good.
compression stocking is 38 good.
ghost accordion is 38 good.
warbear feathered fedora is 38 good.
warbear spiked helm is 38 good.
warbear officer greaves is 38 good.
wolf mask is 37 good.
spooky hockey mask is 37 good.
football helmet is 37 good.
Snow Queen Crown is 37 good.
giant cactus quill is 37 good.
stinky cheese sword is 37 good.
heart of the volcano is 37 good.
Hairpiece On Fire is 37 good.
camouflage T-shirt is 37 good.
meteortarboard is 37 good.
Bigger Bugfinder Blade is 36 good.
alpha-mail pants is 36 good.
blackberry moccasins is 36 good.
Iron Beta of Industry is 36 good.
Orange Star of Sacrifice is 36 good.
hardened slime pants is 36 good.
floaty rock helmet is 36 good.
oil cap is 36 good.
pewter claymore is 36 good.
silver cow creamer is 36 good.
Brogre brorts is 36 good.
pteruges is 36 good.
octolus-skin cloak is 36 good.
eleven-gallon hat is 36 good.
Spacegate scientist's insignia is 36 good.
Spacegate military insignia is 36 good.
hockey stick of furious angry rage is 35 good.
black shield is 35 good.
leechknife is 35 good.
flamin' bindle is 35 good.
freezin' bindle is 35 good.
stinkin' bindle is 35 good.
spooky bindle is 35 good.
sleazy bindle is 35 good.
Ol' Scratch's stove door is 35 good.
Oscus's garbage can lid is 35 good.
shadowy seal eye is 35 good.
brown crock marble is 35 good.
Scepter of Loathing is 35 good.
bindlestocking is 35 good.
Admiral's hat is 35 good.
skeleton skis is 35 good.
dress pants is 35 good.
Engorged Sausages and You is 35 good.
warbear dress bracers is 35 good.
red book is 35 good.
Red Fox glove is 35 good.
ghast iron Garibaldi is 35 good.
The One Mood Ring is 35 good.
candy screwdriver is 35 good.
bad vibroknife is 35 good.
crystal belt buckle is 35 good.
murderbot plasma rifle is 35 good.
psychic's crystal ball is 35 good.
f3d0r4 is 34 good.
time helmet is 34 good.
makeshift turban is 34 good.
rusty chain necklace is 34 good.
Nickel Gamma of Frugality is 34 good.
Yellow Moon of Compassion is 34 good.
moist sailor's cap is 34 good.
pointy red hat is 34 good.
iShield is 34 good.
The Jokester's pants is 34 good.
Tropical Crimbo Hat is 33 good.
yak toupee is 33 good.
depleted Grimacite shinguards is 33 good.
brass dorsal fin is 33 good.
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental is 33 good.
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob is 33 good.
fireman's helmet is 33 good.
papier-mitre is 33 good.
giant penguin keychain is 33 good.
sea chaps is 33 good.
sweatband is 33 good.
moose antlers is 33 good.
heavy-duty clipboard is 33 good.
Dinsey's radar dish is 33 good.
ten-gallon hat is 33 good.
1337 7r0uZ0RZ is 32 good.
tree skirt is 32 good.
giant discarded bottlecap is 32 good.
Spirit Precipice is 32 good.
Tropical Crimbo Shorts is 32 good.
outrageous sombrero is 32 good.
massive sitar is 32 good.
Zinc Delta of Tranquility is 32 good.
Green Clover of Justice is 32 good.
Brimstone Beret is 32 good.
depleted Grimacite ninja mask is 32 good.
rusty speargun is 32 good.
Mer-kin sneakmask is 32 good.
water-polo cap is 32 good.
rusty piece of rebar is 32 good.
Mer-kin headguard is 32 good.
Juju Mojo Mask is 32 good.
super-strong air freshener is 32 good.
peace accordion is 32 good.
Hand that Rocks the Ladle is 32 good.
glow-in-the-dark necklace is 32 good.
Spookyraven signet is 32 good.
LOV Epaulettes is 32 good.
murderbot mask is 32 good.
eXtreme scarf is 31 good.
bowlegged pants is 31 good.
old soft shoes is 31 good.
Mer-kin bunwig is 31 good.
Rain-Doh red wings is 31 good.
arm buzzer is 31 good.
non-Euclidean non-accordion is 31 good.
Accordion of Jordion is 31 good.
ghast iron heater shield is 31 good.
amulet of extreme plot significance is 30 good.
Talisman of Baio is 30 good.
plexiglass pocketwatch is 30 good.
plexiglass pendant is 30 good.
wooden salad bowl is 30 good.
furniture dolly is 30 good.
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility is 30 good.
Blue Diamond of Honesty is 30 good.
Grimacite gat is 30 good.
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign is 30 good.
origami pasties is 30 good.
Zombo's skullcap is 30 good.
C.H.U.M. knife is 30 good.
marinara jug is 30 good.
Chester's muscle shirt is 30 good.
Chester's Aquarius medallion is 30 good.
octopus's spade is 30 good.
diving muff is 30 good.
Mer-kin digpick is 30 good.
water-polo mitt is 30 good.
green peawee marble is 30 good.
Belt of Loathing is 30 good.
honey dipper is 30 good.
cursed scrunchie is 30 good.
rusty staff is 30 good.
flaming sword is 30 good.
groping claw is 30 good.
cod cape is 30 good.
midriff scrubs is 30 good.
autocalliope is 30 good.
power sock is 30 good.
moustache sock is 30 good.
chocolate cow bone is 30 good.
Jacob's rung is 30 good.
ghast iron cleaver is 30 good.
trench lighter is 30 good.
porcelain pelerine is 30 good.
bakelite backpack is 30 good.
obsidian nutcracker is 30 good.
expensive camera is 30 good.
sewage-clogged pistol is 30 good.
Three Mile Island shorts is 30 good.
Dinsey's glove is 30 good.
barrel beryl nose ring is 30 good.
barrel beryl ring is 30 good.
reindeer hammer is 30 good.
nine-gallon hat is 30 good.
detective roscoe is 30 good.
shooting morning star is 30 good.
draggin' ball hat is 29 good.
time trousers is 29 good.
troutpiece is 29 good.
Super Magic Power Sword X is 29 good.
duct tape shirt is 29 good.
accordionoid rocca is 29 good.
Elizabeth's Dollie is 29 good.
Lead Zeta of Chastity is 28 good.
Purple Horseshoe of Honor is 28 good.
rusty metal greaves is 28 good.
pygmy concertinette is 28 good.
longhaired hippy wig is 27 good.
Brimstone Bracelet is 27 good.
buoybottoms is 27 good.
Mer-kin dodgeball is 27 good.
Mer-kin dragnet is 27 good.
Mer-kin switchblade is 27 good.
old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke½æ is 27 good.
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants is 27 good.
Meat Tenderizer is Murder is 27 good.
flapper floppers is 27 good.
sneakeasies is 27 good.
eight-gallon hat is 27 good.
gingerbread hoodie is 27 good.
hairy staff is 26 good.
ga-ga radio is 26 good.
hippy medical kit is 26 good.
Uranium Omega of Temperance is 26 good.
Red Balloon of Valor is 26 good.
spiky turtle shield is 26 good.
painted shield is 26 good.
steel sword is 26 good.
tin drum is 26 good.
little black book is 26 good.
droll monocle is 26 good.
hypnodisk is 25 good.
Grimacite glaive is 25 good.
meatspout staff is 25 good.
Ankh of Badahnkadh is 25 good.
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is 25 good.
cast-iron legacy paddle is 25 good.
blackberry slippers is 25 good.
hand-carved bokken is 25 good.
hand-carved staff is 25 good.
solid baconstone necklace is 25 good.
pulled porquoise pendant is 25 good.
origami riding crop is 25 good.
left-handed melodica is 25 good.
club of the five seasons is 25 good.
rainbow crossbow is 25 good.
bad-ass club is 25 good.
mannequin leg is 25 good.
brand new key is 25 good.
crowbar is 25 good.
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is 25 good.
scale-mail underwear is 25 good.
lynyrdskin tunic is 25 good.
Sneaky Pete's basket is 25 good.
tarnished tastevin is 25 good.
unsanitized scalpel is 25 good.
Time Cape is 25 good.
bakelite badge is 25 good.
bakelite breeches is 25 good.
barrel gun is 25 good.
training helmet is 25 good.
First Post shirt - Cir Senam is 25 good.
discarded swimming trunks is 25 good.
potato masher is 25 good.
Bugfinder Blade is 24 good.
bronze breastplate is 24 good.
polyalloy shield is 24 good.
vampire pearl ring is 24 good.
vampire pearl necklace is 24 good.
sea holster is 24 good.
cool iron helmet is 24 good.
wicker sticker is 24 good.
seven-gallon hat is 24 good.
smoldering staff is 23 good.
giant driftwood sculpture is 23 good.
vibrating cyborg knife is 23 good.
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion is 23 good.
snow belt is 23 good.
white earbuds is 23 good.
fiberglass frock is 23 good.
miniature candle is 23 good.
sawblade shield is 22 good.
solid baconstone earring is 22 good.
pacifier necklace is 22 good.
Rain-Doh violet bo is 22 good.
papier-masque is 22 good.
Pocket Square of Loathing is 22 good.
pirate fledges is 21 good.
rave whistle is 21 good.
blackberry galoshes is 21 good.
Belt of Howling Anger is 21 good.
tin foil is 21 good.
Brogre bucket hat is 21 good.
fiberglass fetish is 21 good.
six-gallon hat is 21 good.
denim axe is 20 good.
support cummerbund is 20 good.
bugbear-smiting sword is 20 good.
Radio Free Foil is 20 good.
ice sickle is 20 good.
Gaia beads is 20 good.
Zim Merman's guitar is 20 good.
war tongs is 20 good.
natty blue ascot is 20 good.
Danglin' Chad's loincloth is 20 good.
tube sock is 20 good.
beer bong is 20 good.
Maxwell's Silver Hammer is 20 good.
beer-a-pult is 20 good.
filigreed hamethyst necklace is 20 good.
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet is 20 good.
gold lamé pants is 20 good.
C.B.F.G. is 20 good.
immense cyborg hand is 20 good.
sealskin drum is 20 good.
dead guy's memento is 20 good.
fish stick is 20 good.
ganger bandana is 20 good.
glowing esca is 20 good.
non-stick pugil stick is 20 good.
plastic guitar is 20 good.
magilaser blastercannon is 20 good.
Ellsbury's skull is 20 good.
bone spurs is 20 good.
Uncle Hobo's epic beard is 20 good.
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves is 20 good.
Loathing Legion flamethrower is 20 good.
Rain-Doh green lantern is 20 good.
ancient ice cream scoop is 20 good.
Protects-Your-Junk is 20 good.
short-handled mop is 20 good.
Work is a Four Letter Sword is 20 good.
snow mobile is 20 good.
unrequired jacket is 20 good.
breadchucks is 20 good.
Jefferson wings is 20 good.
Kashmir sweater is 20 good.
half-melted spoon is 20 good.
coal shovel is 20 good.
rubber cape is 20 good.
gladiator tunica is 20 good.
wrought-iron whisk is 20 good.
bastard baster is 20 good.
barrel beryl choker is 20 good.
frigid derringer is 20 good.
Mr. Screege's spectacles is 20 good.
tie-dyed fannypack is 20 good.
shuddersword is 19 good.
projectile icemaker is 19 good.
silver shrimp fork is 19 good.
witch wart is 19 good.
Zombo's skull ring is 19 good.
ocarina of space is 19 good.
wumpus-hair loincloth is 19 good.
Ouija Board, Ouija Board is 19 good.
frozen turtle shell is 19 good.
wrought-iron walker is 19 good.
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon is 18 good.
star spatula is 18 good.
chintzy seal pendant is 18 good.
chintzy turtle brooch is 18 good.
chintzy noodle ring is 18 good.
chintzy saucepan earring is 18 good.
chintzy disco ball pendant is 18 good.
chintzy accordion pin is 18 good.
fire poi is 18 good.
ratskin belt is 18 good.
curmudgel is 18 good.
gatorskin umbrella is 18 good.
vampire pearl earring is 18 good.
Bonestabber is 18 good.
wrought-iron wig is 18 good.
five-gallon hat is 18 good.
psychic's pslacks is 18 good.
hot cross bow is 17 good.
wicker shield is 17 good.
Treads of Loathing is 17 good.
sealhide buckler is 17 good.
keel-haulin' knife is 17 good.
Misty Cloak is 17 good.
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is 16 good.
ridiculously huge sword is 16 good.
star buckler is 16 good.
giant cheesestick is 16 good.
orange peel hat is 16 good.
cursed eyepatch is 16 good.
cursed breeches is 16 good.
yield shield is 16 good.
speed limit shield is 16 good.
detour shield is 16 good.
slippery when wet shield is 16 good.
rxr shield is 16 good.
stop shield is 16 good.
Whatsian Ionic Pliers is 16 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate is 16 good.
Sheila Take a Crossbow is 16 good.
Pendant of Gargalesis is 16 good.
hawk is 16 good.
LOV Elephant is 16 good.
batblade is 15 good.
drywall axe is 15 good.
badass belt is 15 good.
easter egg balloon is 15 good.
star shirt is 15 good.
colored-light "necklace" is 15 good.
carob cannon is 15 good.
ram-battering staff is 15 good.
flaming pink shirt is 15 good.
pointed stick is 15 good.
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button is 15 good.
Elmley shades is 15 good.
bounty-hunting rifle is 15 good.
goatskin umbrella is 15 good.
Iiti Kitty phone charm is 15 good.
bat-ass leather jacket is 15 good.
armgun is 15 good.
Periodical Paintbrush is 15 good.
beaver spear is 15 good.
shamanic beads is 15 good.
silver tongue charrrm bracelet is 15 good.
clingfilm slippers is 15 good.
cursed cutlass is 15 good.
cup of infinite pencils is 15 good.
spaghetti-box banjo is 15 good.
lucky bottlecap is 15 good.
fish scimitar is 15 good.
fish bazooka is 15 good.
eelskin hat is 15 good.
Mer-kin takebag is 15 good.
7-inch discus is 15 good.
world's smallest violin is 15 good.
a butt tuba is 15 good.
oyster egg balloon is 15 good.
bejeweled cufflinks is 15 good.
cyber-mattock is 15 good.
collapsible baton is 15 good.
Flail of the Seven Aspects is 15 good.
sealhide moccasins is 15 good.
lawnmower blade is 15 good.
fancy black tie is 15 good.
Gregarious Gregorian Smock is 15 good.
trout fang is 15 good.
shin gourds is 15 good.
Moonthril Flamberge is 15 good.
Moonthril Longbow is 15 good.
extra-see-thru nightie is 15 good.
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses is 15 good.
giant gym membership card is 15 good.
giant artisanal rice peeler is 15 good.
long-forgotten necklace is 15 good.
spectral axe is 15 good.
A Light that Never Goes Out is 15 good.
combat fan is 15 good.
red hot poker is 15 good.
Stephen's lab coat is 15 good.
rubber ribcage is 15 good.
creepy doll head is 15 good.
haunted paddle-ball is 15 good.
ghost toga is 15 good.
plaid pocket square is 15 good.
dark hamethyst ring is 15 good.
dark baconstone ring is 15 good.
dark porquoise ring is 15 good.
silent pea shooter is 15 good.
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles is 15 good.
Xiblaxian stealth trousers is 15 good.
Xiblaxian stealth vest is 15 good.
bakelite belt is 15 good.
Dinsey's pants is 15 good.
saffron antaravasaka is 15 good.
saffron uttarasanga is 15 good.
meteorite guard is 15 good.
meteorb is 15 good.
psychic's amulet is 15 good.
linoleum sword is 14 good.
linoleum staff is 14 good.
linoleum crossbow is 14 good.
soylent staff is 14 good.
Lockenstock™ sandals is 14 good.
black sword is 14 good.
black belt is 14 good.
woven baling wire bracelets is 14 good.
wrench bracelet is 14 good.
"Humorous" T-shirt is 14 good.
Misty Cape is 14 good.
space heater is 14 good.
oversized pizza cutter is 13 good.
snake shield is 13 good.
kick-ass kicks is 13 good.
filigreed hamethyst earring is 13 good.
googly-star hat is 13 good.
googly-ball hat is 13 good.
googly-heart hat is 13 good.
punk rock jacket is 13 good.
fiberglass foil is 13 good.
fiberglass fannypack is 13 good.
miming beret is 13 good.
eXtreme nose ring is 12 good.
asbestos sword is 12 good.
asbestos staff is 12 good.
asbestos crossbow is 12 good.
sword behind inappropriate prepositions is 12 good.
flaming juggler's balls is 12 good.
headhunter necktie is 12 good.
oversized pipe is 12 good.
energy drink IV is 12 good.
happiness is 12 good.
Chester's cutoffs is 12 good.
staph of homophones is 12 good.
space needle is 12 good.
Krampus Horn is 12 good.
psychic's circlet is 12 good.
round green sunglasses is 11 good.
grungy flannel shirt is 11 good.
grassy cutlass is 11 good.
bone flute is 11 good.
brazen bracelet is 11 good.
bitter bowtie is 11 good.
glowstick on a string is 11 good.
candy necklace is 11 good.
teddybear backpack is 11 good.
Loathing Legion pizza stone is 11 good.
Misty Robe is 11 good.
half-size scalpel is 11 good.
Half a Purse is 11 good.
iFlail is 11 good.
chrome sword is 10 good.
chrome staff is 10 good.
chrome crossbow is 10 good.
iron pasta spoon is 10 good.
duck-on-a-string is 10 good.
Grimacite guayabera is 10 good.
buffalo blade is 10 good.
potato pistol is 10 good.
Counterclockwise Watch is 10 good.
serpentine sword is 10 good.
perforated battle paddle is 10 good.
Ye Olde Navy Fleece is 10 good.
vampire duck-on-a-string is 10 good.
toy ray gun is 10 good.
hipposkin poncho is 10 good.
Grimacite gown is 10 good.
yohohoyo is 10 good.
booty chest charrrm bracelet is 10 good.
roboduck-on-a-string is 10 good.
makeshift castanets is 10 good.
corncob pipe is 10 good.
Mr. Joe's bangles is 10 good.
frayed rope belt is 10 good.
big stirring stick is 10 good.
Spooky Putty ball is 10 good.
bewitching boots is 10 good.
floaty rock necklace is 10 good.
silver cheese-slicer is 10 good.
Mer-kin waistrope is 10 good.
Mer-kin thighguard is 10 good.
sealhide gloves is 10 good.
Loathing Legion double prism is 10 good.
Moonthril Cuirass is 10 good.
badge of authority is 10 good.
oil lamp is 10 good.
oil pan is 10 good.
giant safety pin is 10 good.
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge is 10 good.
Hand in Glove is 10 good.
black blade is 10 good.
black cloak is 10 good.
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter is 10 good.
cuddly teddy bear is 10 good.
porcelain pepper mill is 10 good.
macroplane grater is 10 good.
Othello's military jacket is 10 good.
Othello's dagger is 10 good.
Othello's handkerchief is 10 good.
elven tambourine is 10 good.
ticksilver ring is 10 good.
foam pistol is 10 good.
glass pie plate is 10 good.
goulauncher is 9 good.
lupine sword is 9 good.
didgeridooka is 9 good.
spark plug earring is 9 good.
pulled porquoise earring is 9 good.
machetito is 9 good.
Saucepanic is 9 good.
radiator heater shield is 9 good.
acoustic guitarrr is 8 good.
star sword is 8 good.
star crossbow is 8 good.
star staff is 8 good.
bow staff is 8 good.
Hodgman's varcolac paw is 8 good.
charming flute is 8 good.
slime-covered helmet is 8 good.
pipe wrench is 8 good.
Bram's choker is 8 good.
fiberglass fedora is 8 good.
pygmy nose-bone is 7 good.
pygmy spear is 7 good.
yak anorak is 7 good.
tuxedo shirt is 7 good.
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet is 7 good.
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches is 7 good.
Oscus's dumpster waders is 7 good.
Zombo's grievous greaves is 7 good.
surgical apron is 7 good.
Frankly Mr. Shank is 7 good.
madius is 7 good.
eXtreme mittens is 6 good.
spiked femur is 6 good.
Earring of Fire is 6 good.
Ice-Cold Beerring is 6 good.
Unspeakable Earring is 6 good.
Nose Ring of Putrescence is 6 good.
Mudflap-Girl Earring is 6 good.
El Vibrato helmet is 6 good.
Frosty's carrot is 6 good.
eelskin pants is 6 good.
monstrous monocle is 6 good.
musty moccasins is 6 good.
molten medallion is 6 good.
dubious loincloth is 6 good.
grandfather watch is 6 good.
head mirror is 6 good.
space beast fur hat is 6 good.
space beast fur pants is 6 good.
ghostly dagger is 6 good.
Official Council Aide Pin is 6 good.
titanium assault umbrella is 5 good.
giant needle is 5 good.
Crimbo sword is 5 good.
floral print shirt is 5 good.
coconut bikini top is 5 good.
goth kid t-shirt is 5 good.
rhinestone cowboy shirt is 5 good.
gingham blouse is 5 good.
souvenir ski t-shirt is 5 good.
can of fake snow is 5 good.
star boomerang is 5 good.
star stiletto is 5 good.
ram stick is 5 good.
makeshift cape is 5 good.
prehistoric spear is 5 good.
Tropical Crimbo Sword is 5 good.
[2268]Staff of Fats is 5 good.
palm-frond cloak is 5 good.
tip jar is 5 good.
rum barrel charrrm bracelet is 5 good.
enormous hoop earring is 5 good.
Hodgman's metal detector is 5 good.
depleted Grimacite hammer is 5 good.
depleted Grimacite gravy boat is 5 good.
skate blade is 5 good.
silver paté knife is 5 good.
Trusty is 5 good.
Duskwalker fangs is 5 good.
giant motorcycle boots is 5 good.
dreadful glove is 5 good.
antique machete is 5 good.
ankleweights is 5 good.
tommy gun is 5 good.
fleetwood chain is 5 good.
[7964]Staff of Fats is 5 good.
Claybender glasses is 4 good.
eerie fetish is 4 good.
guts necklace is 4 good.
BOOtonniere is 4 good.
vial of hot blood is 4 good.
tonguebone is 4 good.
fetus-smashing club is 3 good.
imitation nice watch is 3 good.
time sword is 3 good.
marionette is 3 good.
sock monkey is 3 good.
rag doll is 3 good.
killer rag doll is 3 good.
incredibly creepy marionette is 3 good.
mad scientist's sock monkey is 3 good.
giant foam finger is 3 good.
asbestos apron is 3 good.
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket is 3 good.
cyborg doll is 3 good.
marionette collective is 3 good.
borg sock monkey is 3 good.
Hodgman's almanac is 3 good.
chamoisole is 3 good.
sugar shirt is 3 good.
Brogre brolo shirt is 3 good.
glowing red eye is 2 good.
antique helmet is 2 good.
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket is 2 good.
witty rapier is 2 good.
El Vibrato leg guards is 2 good.
sock garters is 2 good.
sealhide cloak is 2 good.
warbear fleece-lined warscarf is 2 good.
Saturday Night Special is 2 good.
Roman sadnals is 2 good.
standards and practices guide is 2 good.
fancy marzipan briefcase is 2 good.
antique shield is 1 good.
round purple sunglasses is 1 good.
Hodgman's harmonica is 1 good.
Hodgman's garbage sticker is 1 good.
muddy skirt is 1 good.
giant discarded plastic fork is 0 good.
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags is 0 good.
Drunkula's ring of haze is 0 good.
red coat is 0 good.
training belt is 0 good.
training legwarmers is 0 good.