A Poem about Interstellar Disappointment.

Yo, what's up, hello, and howdy.

I've come here despite that the sky is so cloudy.

And despite the natural consequences of speed,

I've only had half of the time for me to feed.

No one could have imagined the speed that I traveled,

If they could then their little ape brains would be unraveled.

Relativistic velocity is nice,

Unless you're travelling to a world of rock and ice.

There's no sun here, not one worth a damn,

Hardly worth the twenty years full of spam.

So I sit here on a deserted white place,

Far out several lightyears in space.

Praying that sometime someone will come,

And bring me and my spacecraft science back home.