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- Dem Rep. McIver: Abolish ICE, 'We're Better Off Without Them'
- Watch: Ole Miss Coach Chris Beard Ejected after Furious Temper Tantrum agai
- DOJ, States to Appeal Google's Slap on the Wrist in Search Antitrust Case
- Afghan National Charged in D.C. National Guard Shooting Pleads Not Guilty
- Hawkins: All Gun Control is Unnatural and Should Be Abolished
- UK's Starmer Admits He Knew of Mandelson's Epstein Relationship
- Russia, Ukraine Back for Second Round of Trilateral Talks
- AFI Theater Declines Host Mark Judge's Anti-Communist Film Festival
- Schmitt: Netflix Asks to Senate to Back Deal After Years of Pushing Woke
- Private Sector Job Growth Slows to 22,000 in January, Missing Estimates
- Washington Post Kills Podcast, Sports and Book Section; Guts Foreign, Metro
- NASA Postpones Artemis II Moon Mission Due to Hydrogen Leak
- Netflix Testifies It Competes with 'Deep-Pocketed Tech Companies'
- Trump Holds First Phone Call with China’s Xi Since November
- Nolte: Grammy Ratings Crash Due to Fewer Young Viewers
- Get All Breitbart News Here
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- Washington Post Mass Layoffs
- End of An Error: Paper Reduced to Bezos Blog
- The Washington Post headquarters in Washington, DC, US, on Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2026. The Was
- The disgraced, far-left Washington Post as we knew it is no more. Oh, sure, like Newsweek, the brand will hang around as a shell of its former self. But make no mistake, this is the end of an era, an end all decent people who believe in truth should celebrate.
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- Chinese National in Camouflage Caught After Sneaking Across Texas Border
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- Nolte: Far-Left Washington Post Kills Podcast, Sports and Book Sections; Guts Foreign, Metro Report
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- Exclusive: Rep. Brandon Gill Introduces Bill to Set 25-Year Moratorium on Immigration from Somalia
- Brandon Gill Introduces Bill to Set Moratorium on Immigration from Somalia
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- Background Checks for Suppressors, Other NFA Items, Up 121 Percent with NFA Tax Gone
- Background Checks for Suppressors Up 121 Percent with NFA Tax Gone
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- Nolte: Grammy Ratings Crash Due to Fewer Young Viewers
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- Experts: Nationwide Rent Declines as Border Enforcement Reduces Migration
- Nationwide Rent Declines as Border Enforcement Reduces Migration
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- Trump: India Agrees to Stop Buying Russian Oil, Enter Trade Deal with U.S.
- Trump: India Agrees to Stop Buying Russian Oil, Enter Trade Deal with U.S.
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- Rep. Jerry Nadler Slammed for Appearing to Suggest Citizens Justified In Shooting Masked ICE Agents
- Rep. Nadler Slammed For Suggesting Shooting Masked ICE Agents Is Justified
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- Half of Young Men Consider Themselves Nationalists in France: Poll
- Half of Young Men Consider Themselves Nationalists in France: Poll
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- CCP SURROGACY GAMBIT: How China Exploits U.S. Birthright Citizenship Laws to Expand Beijing’s Inf
- How China Exploits U.S. Birthright Citizenship Laws to Expand Its Power
- Black Man in red underpants rams police car into mobile home
- Well. Great way to start the morning.
- Baton Rouge: (LGBT-Queer dirty deviant black) man kidnaps young boy from front yard, touches him inappropriately
- Hartford Police Take Stolen Firearm from Convicted Felon - The man has been arrested 68 times by Hartford police
- (Black) Boyfriend arrested in toddler's beating death
- ................ Weather.
- 10 Day Weather- Dale, Texas
- As of 12:17 pm CST
- Today
- Day
- 66°
- N 17 mph
- Sunshine to start, then a few afternoon clouds. High 66F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 34%
- UV Index
- 5 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:18 am
- Sunset
- 6:10 pm
- Night
- 37°
- 6%
- NNW 8 mph
- Clear skies. Low 37F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 69%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 9:15 pm
- Moonset
- 8:59 am
- Waning Gibbous
- Thu 05
- Sunny
- 72°
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- Fri 06
- Sunny
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- /44°
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- Mostly Sunny
- 83°
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- Mostly Sunny
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Current threat: Frostbite. 🥶
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- Naruto
- Naruto (also referred to as "Ninja Brokeback Mountain") is an animu about sand ninjas and eugenics. It is a gateway anime of the worst kind riddled with one-dimensional characters who lack development, poor pacing, numerous plot holes, shitty villains who "aren't really so bad in the end", an anime saturated in filler arcs, a final arc with a complicated mess of a plot that stretched on for a year, massive abuse of plot armor to cover up shitty writing, and a story of "friendship" which somehow makes Boku No Pico look like Metal Gear Solid in comparison. Despite this, it is one of /a/'s guilty pleasures due to being a massive lolcow which has provided them with lulz for 15 years. The story is about a blonde-haired, afro hairstyled, blue-eyed, half-emo, foreigner half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society by being a whiny faggot who annoys everyone around him, including the viewers. His goal is to become Ninja Obama and change the world. To accomplish this he becomes a ninja who dresses in bright colors, doesn't into stealth, announces his presence to his enemies, literally only uses 2 Jutsus for the entirety of the series, forgives mass murderers, and rather than killing enemies would rather give gay speeches about bonds and friendship and other shit. In fact, He is such a failure of a ninja that the plot replaced him with Sasuke "Edge-Lord" Uchiha as the main character halfway through the story due to Kishimoto's boner for his favorite character. One of the many themes in Naruto that are ultimately ignored is that hard work surpasses talent which is shown in how Naruto and Sasuke become the most overpowered characters by having perfect bloodlines and literally being handed power-ups while characters like Rock Lee are ultimately forgotten by the plot. Great writing there, Kishimoto! Another lesson Naruto teaches is that if you stalk someone long enough, they will change their mind about you and will run back into your arms. Considering that the entire lolcow of a fanbase is full of basement dwelling beta-male autists whose last encounter with a real vagina was during their birth and obese 16-year-old fangirls who devote their entire lives to their OTPs, It's easy to see why Naruto has managed to last as long as it did by appealing to autistic weeaboos. All 700 fucking chapters of this shit.
- Legend has it that there may actually be female characters in this series. However, a closer investigation has proven that most female characters either tend to be useless or dead. One example is Tenten, a character so useless that the anime was thankful enough to show her fighting, just so they can create filler space (Which they already do with Hinata). It should also be noted that this anime has no actual Japanese martial arts or anything even related to actual ninjas. The final irony is despite being THE anime of choice for edgy 13-year-olds, no matter how many fansubs insert the words "Fuck" or "Cunt," Naruto is still A FUCKING KID'S SHOW.
- According to press reports, Naruto is "a cartoon about Arab on television."[1]
- (( Best Know As Girl Repellant ))
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- Ibn Khaldun (1332–1406) was an Arab scholar, historian, philosopher, and sociologist. Born in Tunis into an upper-class Andalusian family of Arab descent, his family's high rank enabled him to study with prominent teachers in the Maghreb, where he received a classical Islamic education including the Quran, as well as mathematics, logic, and philosophy. He lost both his parents to the Black Death at the age of 17. As was traditional for members of his family, Ibn Khaldun then went on to have a career in politics. His best-known book is the Muqaddimah or Prolegomena (Introduction). This influenced 17th-century and 19th-century historians such as Kâtip Çelebi, Mustafa Naima and Ahmed Cevdet Pasha, who used its theories to analyse the growth and decline of the Ottoman Empire. Ibn Khaldun is regularly ranked among the most prominent Muslim and Arab scholars and historians in history. This bust of Ibn Khaldun is situated in the entrance of the kasbah in Béjaïa, Algeria.
- Sculpture credit: unknown; photographed by Reda Kerbouche
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have sex with an octopuss.
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