Archive/Writing - Zombie Waifu Horde

>horde of 30+ zombies of varying bodytypes all banging on the wall to your room
>”HUUUUSBAAAND”
>”WAAAAARM”
>”MOOORNING HUUSBAAAAAND”
>”KIIIIIISS, HUUUUUUUGS”

Now that sounds like a good time. Though I don't imagine myself sleeping in seperate rooms than them, unless we're taking turns and I only bed with 3-4 of them per night.

It’s for safety’s sake. The first time you tried them all in the room at once when you went to sleep, suffocation from them all writhing to pile on top of you was a real risk.
It’s much more manageable to have 3-5 at a time rotating each night. You can still sex them all 30 at once, just for when you sleep. The ones not having their turn are fine, they don’t understand but they don’t understand much of anything besides how much they love you. They’ll stay up all night masturbating, lightly thudding their heads against your wall, or wandering aimlessly wondering where Cute Husband went. By morning when they hear you stirring, they’ll start horde-ing again to try and get morning kisses.
It’s a good life. A responsible one, but good.

they'd be surprisingly receptive to your mood and needs as well
>wake up
>Notice some of the zombies from yesterday are gone but as soon as you make that observation they return, and drop some various food in a pile in front of you
>"HUSSSSBAAAND EEEEAT"
>"NOT GET HUNGRYYYY"
and then you eat it and thank them
>"HUSBAND HAPPPYYYY"
>They cheer happily which ends up sounding like some kind of chaotic chorus

I feel bad for saying it, but dumb girls really do have a charm to them that I love. I wanna make each of those dumb, undead girls the happiest zombies of all time!

I wonder how they’d all respond to a trip to the beach.

I imagine they would all crowd around anon, unsure of what to do or how to react at first
>Go! Have fun!
>”Huhhh?”
>Fun! Swim! Make a sand castle!
They then start to look around at each other as the idea slowly sets in
>”FUN! FUN! FUN!”

What an adorable horde.
I wonder what other things they do for hubby.

>Get depressed over something or rather
>Doesn't take long before catch on
>"WHY SAAAD?"
>"TELL PROBLEMMM"
>"WE HEELP"
>"Pleaseee..."
>That last one sounded a bit more human than the rest
>The group crowds around and hugs whatever part of you they can repeating things like "NO SAD", "HUSBAND BE HAPPY", "HUSBAND BEST" and so on

>Decide to clean up the place you're staying at with the horde of zombies. But you don't have any cleaning supplies so you decide to go get some however you can.
>You tell them you plan to leave to do this. They don't seem to understand what cleaning is but they all go with you anyway
>By the time you return you have acquired a large supply of items, not just cleaning but some food and water too.
>The zombies work each other in a surprising display of co-operation to make it easier.
>When you start to get to work they still aren't sure what you're doing although a few figured it out and try to clumsily mimic what you're doing or do something else to help with cleaning
>They're pretty good at keeping the ladder steady while you work and you find you're not worried about falling.

>clumsily mimic what you’re doing
Now I’m imagining a pair of them off to the side standing awkwardly, one of them slowly and non-stop spraying the wall while the other slowly runs a rag along the spot.
>”Uhhhh... swiiiiitch...”
>they change positions but keep doing the same thing
It’s official, Zombie horde is my new favorite harem.

Fuck, they are becoming more and more appealing. I didn't like then that much before but now I totally would't mind a Zombie waifu.

>You decide to do something nice for them
>So you head out with them like when you were getting cleaning supplies but you have something different in mind.
>Specifically you plan to get them all clothes
>Doesn't matter how fancy it is as long as its better than rags
>You probably should have done this sooner but ah well.
>Once you return you take off their rags and dress them up in the hodgepodge pile of clothing you got.
>Now the zombies are wearing more varied outfits. From simple pjs, normal everyday outfits to something more pretty like a dress

>the one in the pretty dress finishes getting it put on by you
>looks at herself in the mirror
>”THAAAN- t-thank you...”

>Whenever she looks at herself in the mirror she spaces out and always has this adorable little smile

I don't know if this harem would be made better by having a single wight in the mix or not. While i love zombies and they are even higher tier than wights for me, having another intelligible person around the house would be pretty nice

I don't know if this harem would be made better by having a single wight in the mix or not. While i love zombies and they are even higher tier than wights for me, having another intelligible person around the house would be pretty nice.

>one of the Zombies have already become a Wight but she knows her hubby loves his horde of wives so she keeps up appearances

> his zombies one by one evolve until he's got a whole menagerie of undead wives, all just as clingy as before, but with new capability
alternatively
> his horde of zombies voltrons into a single large zombie to defend him from a rampaging monster

>Another becomes a wight, but feeling the same keeps up appearance
>Then another
>And another
>Eventually everyone becomes a wight, but they hid it from each other so everyone thinks they're the only wight
>One day by pure accident one zombie ends up revealing it
>In quick succession everyone is suprised and starts revealing it too, everyone equally shocked over how they're all wights
>From hubby's perspective, one day he had a horde of zombies and the next they were all suddenly wights

You’re absolutely looking for a Jiangshi in the mix there

That way you don’t have to worry about her being jealous or lonely if it’s not her turn at night, just leave her not-warmed-up and she’ll be just as blissfully oblivious as her co-wives happily bouncing down the halls.

They are great, and all the positive buzz generated in the Undead Kingdom by your happy marriage to thirty zombies and a Jiangshi would be sure to attract the attention of the nobility.
>wake up and greet your wives
>after the hugfest, one of them holds up a letter she had been gnawing on
>”MAAAAAAAAAIL”
>take the letter from her and carefully open it
>it’s a cordial invitation from Lady Wight to bring you and your wives to the next Undead Ball
>it states as guests of honor money is no issue so she’ll reimburse any money spent on outfits for the occasion

>reimburse any money spent on outfits
What a 10/10 neighbor. Thats real good too, cause otherwise i'd feel pretty embarrassed bringing them to the ball in casual dresses while everyone else shows up with magnificent robes, tuxes, and other gowns

>show up to the ball in a nice tuxedo
>each wife picked out a different stunning dress
>some beautiful and gorgeous, some slutty and racy, and a qipao for the Jiangshi
>despite a few scoffs from the single, cold bitch Vampire, the whole congregation is delighted to meet your wives who are all over the place taking in the sights and sensations

It'd be troublesome to make time to dance with each of the wives, but more than worth it. Surely they would be fun girls for the other guests to mingle with, right? I hope so, especially considering how each of them would be super easily entertained. Even the most boring person there would have the zombies hanging on to each and every word of whatever abysmally spoken story they threw out

Each wife as you dance with her would have watery eyes and had they working hearts they’d be pounding. Make sure to finish each dance with a kiss on the lips to really make it a night that even their rotted brains will never ever forget. And yes, they’d be delightful guests! Even Lady Wight’s manor Lich’s normally deathly-boring monotonous descriptions of her work would hold a group of them in rapt enthusiastic attention much to the annoyance of Lady Wight herself who would rather Dr. Lich be out looking for a cute man on the ballroom floor

Yep, that is how it would go down! Plus we wouldn't forget the cheesy commemorative photo with all 32 of us in tow! Thanks for fueling my dumb fantasy Mr. Pretty cool guy anon. Hope you have a great day dude