Toilet Humor or Toilet Tragedy?

>Day gotta go BAD in Equestria.
>You're doing the potty dance in front of your bathroom while waiting for pinkie to get her ass out.
"Fuckin' hell ponka! C'mon!"
>She finally exits the bathroom while waving a hoof in front of her face.
>"Whew! Do not go in there."
>Ignoring her warning you pick her up and throw her down the hall where she lands on her mane with a *pomf*
>Entering the throne room you are immediately hit by a wall of thick air.
>Before you can gag any, the smell hits you and-
"The fuck?"
>Sitting on the toilet you realize the smell is of baked goods.
"Pinkie, why does it smell like cinnamon rolls in here?"
>"What else do you think my booty toots would smell like?"
>Seeing her point you stop questioning the enigma that is Pinkie and proceed to release the kraken.
>As the last Hershey kisses are spit out of your turd cutter, you reach down for the toilet paper only to find a cardboard tube spinning on its holder.
"Goddammit pinkie I just put a new roll this morning!"
>"But it's fun watching it all go down the drain!"
"Just help me out with this for once you saccharine seductress."
>The door opens slightly and you move a hand to cover Harry Henderson and the gumball twins when you see her hoof reach inside.
>In place of a toilet paper roll she only has a match.
"Wait, PINKIE NOOO-"
>The explosion could be heard from clear across town.
>All that remained of your home was your toilet and the door separating you and pinkie.
>She hops off into the distance feeling good about helping you out and you just sit there and cry for a while.
>Fucking Pinkie pie