Small talk with Dicks4Hands in HellMoo

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DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: Care to chat?
[ You've asked Dicks4Hands to make smalltalk with you. ]
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Ah, I remember when I scam artist.  Made a living scamming people out of their credit.
DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: You like iron sights or lasers?
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Iron sights for me.  You can't trust a delicate thing like a laser.
[ He's vastly better than you at pistols. ]
DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: You see that bug on the floor?
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Durrrr.  I like boobies.
[ He's a little worse than you at senses. ]
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Have you tried being a defender?  Talk to Sgt. Hatred in Freedom City.
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Have you tried being a moonshiner?  Talk to Care Dog in Any Port.
DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: What do you think about these new hypernanites?
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: It'll never work.  The yield curve is all backwards.
[ He's vastly better than you at medic. ]
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Have you tried being a defender?  Talk to Sgt. Hatred in Freedom City.
DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: Have you tried being a whore?  Talk to generic citizen in Freedom City.
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Have you tried being a moonshiner?  Talk to Care Dog in Any Port.
DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: How many frogs can fit in a frame pack?
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: 113, duh.
[ He's vastly better than you at brains. ]
[ You earned 50 XP! ]
[ You gained 5 ip in persuade! ]
[ Your clone has been updated! All skills and experience saved. ]
[ You can do the 'socializer' job again in 12 hrs. ]
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Oh finally I found you!  Look, your family before the Collapse owned mine as slaves, so it turns out you owe me reparations.  And I need 'em now.
DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: I am sure you are not a scam artist.  OK.
$650 has been deducted from your credit chip.
Dicks4Hands waves his credit chip over DeathsquadGirl's wrist.
Your credit implant beeps for a deposit of $650 from Dicks4Hands.
Dicks4Hands heads south.
Dicks4Hands arrives from the south.
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DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: Oh, look who it is, Captain Dic-Man-whore!
DeathsquadGirl says, "Undies status : rattled."
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DeathsquadGirl [to Dicks4Hands]: Oh, look who it is, Captain DicShithead!
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: I always hated you, DeathsquadGirl or should I say SKANKathsquadGirl?.
You burst into tears!
Dicks4Hands bursts into tears!
Dicks4Hands begins crying harder.
Dicks4Hands begins crying harder.
Dicks4Hands begins crying harder.
You sniff and wipe your eyes dry.
DeathsquadGirl asks, "Why am I so gullible?"
Wish I wasn't so gullible...I sure miss that money.
Dicks4Hands [to DeathsquadGirl]: Hey I got a cup here that Sham took a shit in.  I'll sell it to you cheap.  I guarantee it'll like double in value, at least, I just need the money right now is the problem.  Mmmm, smell that shit, you smell the nobility in there right?  Smells like money.
Dicks4Hands squirts a stream of pee over Dicks4Hands's arm.
Dicks4Hands pisses on Dicks4Hands's back.
Dicks4Hands gets out his towel.
Dicks4Hands wipes himself down with his towel.
Dicks4Hands pisses on Dicks4Hands's back.
Dicks4Hands aims, groans, and sprays piss at Dicks4Hands, splashing his arm.
Dicks4Hands wipes himself down with his towel.
Dicks4Hands hoses Dicks4Hands's hand with piss.
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DeathsquadGirl aims, groans, and sprays piss at Dicks4Hands, splashing his abdomen.
Dicks4Hands pisses all over Dicks4Hands's leg.
Dicks4Hands wipes himself down with his towel.