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MooseFacts

Sep 30th, 2018
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  1. Moose are found across Canada, physically and in every Canadian's heart;
  2. Moose grow antlers due to eating their Wheaties every morning;
  3. Moose will lose their antlers once a year, but don't worry, they usually find them under their empty Oreo boxes;
  4. Moose can run up to 56 km/h when chased by chipmunks.;
  5. Moose generally don't make noise unless they're in danger. Is Moose in trouble!?;
  6. Moose can jump twice as high as the best elephant jumper;
  7. Moose's favorite game is Moosio Brothers 2;
  8. Moose goes to sleep every night with a recording of maple syrup running off a mountain;
  9. Moose's hero is Manto-kun;
  10. Moose have wide hooves that act like snowshoes allowing them to walk on top of the snow. Or maybe those are just snowshoes, we're not sure.;
  11. Never look at a moose while they're shedding their antlers. They should be doing that stuff inside, anyway.;
  12. Moose are excellent swimmers and as such have been unfairly banned from the summer Olypmics;
  13. Moose will out chug anyone in a game of CHUG THE MAPLE SYRUP;
  14. Moose hooves are best suited to NES controllers. You would think a hands-free VR experience would work, but those pesky antlers get in the way of the goggles.;
  15. Moose can dive more than 5 meters underwater when searching for waterproof Oreos.;
  16. A baby moose is called a calf, the cows stole this term;
  17. It is a common myth that only male moose have antlers. This is known as the "Mantler Myth".;
  18. Moose eat an average of 10,000 Oreos in a single day;
  19. "Moose" is how someone from Newcastle would pronounce "Mouse";
  20. Teddy Roosevelt insisted on riding a Moose everywhere he went so he could ride in STYLE;
  21. Moose are browsers and will casually devour 73 pounds of Oreos a day in the summer and 34 pounds in the winter.;
  22. Female moose, or cows, stay with their babies (calves) for about a year and a half before kicking their lazy asses out;
  23. The most common “aggressive” behavior a moose exhibits is bluffing to charge, which only happens if their Oreos are in danger;
  24. The global moose population is estimated to be over 2 million, with the largest population being found in Canada, strangely next to Maple trees;
  25. The plural of "Moose" is "Mooseeseseseseseseses"-fact provided by TheBrianJ;
  26. The name ‘moose’ is believed to originate from ‘mus’ and ‘moos’ which mean ‘eater of Oreos’ or ‘he who taketh the cream’ in the Algonquian Native North American family of languages.;
  27. The moose is the official state animal of Maine in the USA and the official god of the Moosenites.;
  28. Moose can draw their revolvers at a speed of .251 seconds, which is .001 seconds faster than the fastest human.;
  29. A moose was featured in the Invader Zim episode "A Room with a Moose". Zim says the moose "failed" him. Moose was very offended, and tensions between the two parties persist to this day.;
  30. Do you know Minimoose? We don't, but we'd very much like to get in touch with them.;
  31. Moose horns are the perfect shape for holding tablets. In ancient times, Canadian biblical figures used them to transport the 7 Canadian Commandments across long distances.;
  32. Moose are born knowing how to swim. A moose has never drowned.;
  33. Moose are extremely near-sighted, and most outside Canada cannot afford the optometrist bill.;
  34. The vuvuzela's unique sound was based off the Moose's unmistakable love for South African football.;
  35. Moose are not good with nunchuks, hence the well-known phrase "a moosechuk could chuk nun".;
  36. In 1922, Malt Dosney created Mackey Moose, a wacky cartoon character who was canned for being "too loud" for the times.;
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