[S] Sarah: Enter

DM	===START===
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: FUCK
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: fuck fuck
sentaiLunalight	SL: What's wrong??
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: the game is downloaded but my moirail somehow got stabbed
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: hes
sentaiLunalight	SL: What?! Oh no!
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> he should be fine
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i ran him through basic medical care
sentaiLunalight	SL: Oh thank goodness...
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> some crazy guy with a spear.. anyway
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> how do i play this game?
sentaiLunalight	SL: Right, did you boot it up yet?
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> there are two
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> which one was it again
sentaiLunalight	SL: You want to host me, so is there a host server option?
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> yeah
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i guess ill click that
aquaticEudaimonia	I do so.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah boots up her own game
DM	The game starts up and asks you to enter in the handle of your server.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah enters in aquaticEudaimoni
aquaticEudaimonia	a
aquaticEudaimonia	Eudaimonia.
sentaiLunalight	[Oh. sorry it cut off]
DM	The game enters a loading screen. It has an incredibly fancy animation and a seemingly infinite litany of actions required for it to start.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah watches in amazement, staring at the pretty colors
sentaiLunalight	SL: What's going on on your end?
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> nothing
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> is stuff supposed to be happening
sentaiLunalight	SL: Umm...you are connecting me as a server right? something should be happening
DM	The same loading screen appears on Aciode's computer
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> oh there it goes
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> it was slow
sentaiLunalight	SL: Oh good!
sentaiLunalight	SL: Probably just lag
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> we are on different planets
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> wait how are we playing this
sentaiLunalight	SL: Uuuumm...I think my mom has some werid internet she made herself
sentaiLunalight	SL: Probably thats what is letting me connect to you.
aquaticEudaimonia	I guess I wait until it's done loading and then press the buttons.
aquaticEudaimonia	All of them.
DM	After about a minute, the animations on both your screens stop.
aquaticEudaimonia	So.
DM	The application on Sarah's computer appears to exit, while on Aciode's end it changes to a view of Sarah at her computer.
sentaiLunalight	SL: Seems like it's done. Huh...? Hey it disappeared!
DM	Sarah, describe your room for the audience.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah has a rather large room due to being born into a high-class family, it is spacious and filled with merchandise from various Sentai-genre shows such as: Power Rangers, Sailor Moon, and Kamen Rider. Above her bed she has figures of every major character from each of those franchises plus some cool other figurines such as Megazords. Along the wa
sentaiLunalight	lls are signed posters from Sailor Moon, and Kamen Rider. Near the door to her room rests a large TV with a Game Sphere hooked up to it and a controller attached to it, it softly plays the latest episode of the Sailor Moon reboot that is currently airing. Her room looks recently cleaned in anticipation of the game, except for one corner which has a
sentaiLunalight	 table, a tool box, and various machines and hardware for when she starts tinkering and right now there appears to be a camera device of some sort on it and a notepad right beside it with design plans
sentaiLunalight	[ Show YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtEt0Cudt8)Getting info... ]
sentaiLunalight	[IT'S SPHERICAL]
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> you uh
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> really like buccaneer moons huh
sentaiLunalight	SL: Huh? Of course I do! Although Kamen Rider is really good too
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> oh did you just type?
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> type again
sentaiLunalight	SL: Well okay, typy type!
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> I can see you!
sentaiLunalight	SL:  Whoa really? Show me a screenshot!
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> whos that lady on the tv
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> oh, here
aquaticEudaimonia	He shares a screenshot.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah turns around, seeing it's currently the moment where Usagi Tsukino, transforms
aquaticEudaimonia	I look at the menu that pops up too, that might be confusing.
sentaiLunalight	SL: Oh that's Usagi Tsukino! The Main Character!
sentaiLunalight	Sarah looks at the screenshot
sentaiLunalight	SL: That's...wow! That is my room!
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> you mean usagit sukino right
sentaiLunalight	SL: No.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i like that one more
sentaiLunalight	SL: Well that's because it's a 6-6 name
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> how did you figure out our secret
sentaiLunalight	SL: Because every troll I know has a 6-6 name!
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> weve been compromised
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> need backup
sentaiLunalight	SL: hehehe.
aquaticEudaimonia	I look at the menu that pops up too, that might be confusing.
DM	There are several potential icons along the top row for you to select, all with various wordy names that probably seem perfectly normal in troll society.
DM	http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/2/2d/Sburbtoolbar.png/revision/latest?cb=20160216100413
aquaticEudaimonia	Where are the yellow options.
aquaticEudaimonia	None of this looks appealing.
aquaticEudaimonia	I pick revise, eventually.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> hold on
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> im going to press all the buttons
aquaticEudaimonia	I then randomly click on the screen with the mouse and see what happens.
DM	The room expands several feet in that direction (both wall and floor).
sentaiLunalight	Sarah looks over in surprise before messaging her friend "MY ROOM EXPANDED!"
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> this is like when we built our hives except more fun
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> lets do it again
aquaticEudaimonia	I expand it more.
DM	The room expands in a similar manner.
DM	A blinking meter warns you that you're about to run out of build grist.
aquaticEudaimonia	Grist? There's a button for that.
aquaticEudaimonia	I press the Grist Cache.
sentaiLunalight	SL: My room is so much larger now! I could put a life-sized statue of a Kamen rider in here now
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i have limits to the amount of large i can inflict
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> apparently
DM	There is a box telling you how much build grist you have. It's currently sitting at three.
sentaiLunalight	SL: Oh no D: How do we get more?
DM	There are also a lot of other boxes, but they're all greyed out.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> it doesnt say
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i dont know half these words
sentaiLunalight	SL: What are the words?
aquaticEudaimonia	I guess I click deploy.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> move revise deploy phemelia registry grist cashe atheneum and alchemize
DM	A menu appears containing three strange machines and what looks like a captcha card with holes punched into it.
sentaiLunalight	SL: After the 4th one you lose me.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> yeah me too
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> its troll latin
aquaticEudaimonia	You mean like from our Sylladex?
aquaticEudaimonia	I click the Captcha Card button.
DM	The image of the card appears next to your mouse cursor.
aquaticEudaimonia	So I have to place it? We did something like this with our hives. I click next to Sarah.
DM	The card falls onto the floor next to her.
sentaiLunalight	SL: Whats going on?
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i got you a present
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> but it has holes in it
sentaiLunalight	SL: Where is it?
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> right there at your feet
aquaticEudaimonia	I click on of the other machines under deploy at random and then ALSO place it.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah looks down and picks up the captcha card, examining it
DM	Three large machines coalesce out of the ether and crash onto the ground in Sarah's room.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> oh.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> it wasnt me
DM	The first is roughly cubic with a large square pipe coming out of the top.
DM	The second is long and rectangular with a kind of saw blade as part of it.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah looks behind her as she notices the first machine "Oh wow...so many machines."
DM	The third is composed of a small platform alongside a much much larger platform.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> okay is this the part where we question whats going on
sentaiLunalight	SL: Yeah this is...really really realistic. To the point...is this real??
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i admit some weird things are going on
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> like the dream i died in
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> somnus being stabbed
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> but this is a little bit too much
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> are we dreaming
sentaiLunalight	SL: D: I wish I could help both of you!
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> are you a dream
sentaiLunalight	SL: Uuuh...
sentaiLunalight	Sarah slaps herself, it stings as expected
sentaiLunalight	SL: Nope...nope I am awake. That hurt.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> it wouldn't work if you are a figment of MY imagination
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> oh wait no ow my slap didnt wake me up either
sentaiLunalight	SL: Well, you could slap yourself. you can't feel pain in dreams afterall!
sentaiLunalight	SL: Okay than. This is real.
sentaiLunalight	SL: This is...kinda cool.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> try to do magic
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> i've always wanted to see magic
sentaiLunalight	SL: Maybe in a bit, I wanna check out the machines.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> alright, guess i'll look at these other buttons
sentaiLunalight	Sarah gets up from her chair and approaches the first machine, she goes to climb ontop of it
DM	The machine is not made for climbing, but you manage to clamber on top of it without much difficulty.
sentaiLunalight	"Ha! Now let's see..." she tries to reach her hand inside of the pipe
DM	The large pipe coming out of the top is capped by a lid, and it is obvious that there is something underneath it trying to get.
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> didn't you watch a playthrough of this
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> oh you cant read this can you
DM	There is a wheel next to the top.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah turns the wheel
DM	Roll Strength.
sentaiLunalight	!roll 1d20-1
Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-1) [9+-1] : {8}
sentaiLunalight	Sarah grunts as she tries again "curses!"
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> hmm..
aquaticEudaimonia	Aciode grabs the heaviest thing he can find with the move button.
aquaticEudaimonia	Which is probably the bed.
sentaiLunalight	It probably is.
aquaticEudaimonia	It floats menacingly above the lid.
aquaticEudaimonia	CLEAR THE AREA.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah looks up before she jumps away
aquaticEudaimonia	FIRE THE MISSILES.
aquaticEudaimonia	He lets go of the bed.
DM	The bed falls onto the pipe and rolls off to land upside-down on the floor.
sentaiLunalight	"Aciode becareful! That's my bed!!" Sarah looks to see if the lid got knocked off
DM	The cap, meanwhile, pops off. Several featureless light pink cylinders shoot out the top and land all around on the floor. A flashing orb of the same colour emerges from the pipe at the same time.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah picks up one of the cylinders, before walking over to the computer
sentaiLunalight	SL: This is odd, these are a different color than Farkpliers
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> did he win the game?
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> how do we win
sentaiLunalight	SL: The last video he did just showed him 'entering' the game
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> we aren't in the game yet?
sentaiLunalight	SL: Which...oh right! He threw something into the flashing orb um....oh! Let's throw something into it too!
sentaiLunalight	SL: I'm gonna throw in Sailor Moon!
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> what did the orb- oh
aquaticEudaimonia	AE: ><((("> okay
sentaiLunalight	Sarah runs over to her shelves of collectibles, grabbing a sailor moon action figure "Now lets see what happens! Go!" she throws it at the flashing orb
DM	There is a brilliant flash of light and when you can see again it has been replaced with a light pink face and torso that can only be described as "kawaii."
SentaiLunalight	"...that is so amazing."
sentaiLunalight	Sarah goes back over to her computer
sentaiLunalight	SL: It worked!
AE	AE: ><((("> ask her to transform
AE	AE: ><((("> can she do magic
sentaiLunalight	SL: Um... Sailor moon! Transform!
sentaiLunalight	"Sailor Moon Transform!" she looks at the orb to see what it'll do
DM	In response to your command she starts spouting a friendship speech.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah's eyes shine "...best game ever..."
sentaiLunalight	SL: She gave me a friendship speech!
AE	AE: ><((("> not magic but ill take it
AE	AE: ><((("> the human disease of friendship is pretty alright
sentaiLunalight	SL: It's not a disease! It's an emotion
AE	AE: ><((("> we dont have a word for it
sentaiLunalight	SL: Really? That's sad.
AE	AE: ><((("> we have people who dont kill eachother but arent involved in quadrants
AE	AE: ><((("> i think that happens sometimes
AE	AE: ><((("> theres no word for that either
sentaiLunalight	SL: I guess thats the cloest thing to a friendship you guys have
AE	AE: ><((("> whats next?


sentaiLunalight	SL: Okay if I remember... Farkplier used the card on the sharp machine and the cylinder...and than put it on the small pedestal
aquaticEudaimonia	I accidentally zoom all the way out after acknowledging what Sarah said.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah gets off her chair and moves over to the machine with the pointy edge, she looks for a place to put her punched card.
DM	There's a slot for the card, along with a large clamp next to the saw(s).
sentaiLunalight	Sarah inserts the card into the slot and the cylinder into the clamp
DM	The blades start spinning around and in a few seconds the cylinder has been carved into a strange, wavy shape.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah picks it up and examines the shape, running her hand along it
DM	Roll Investigation.
sentaiLunalight	!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+1) [18+1] : {19}
DM	You are able to ascertain that the light pink former-cylinder in your hand is indeed extremely wavy.
DM	It's also very smooth.
sentaiLunalight	"Ooooh so smooth, and I love the color." she smiles and goes over to the last machine, placing the cylinder on the small platform before giving Aci a thumbs up
DM	A small laser comes out and scans the cylinder.
DM	An incredibly large twenty-sided die appears in the middle of the large platform.
sentaiLunalight	Sarah watches in amazement "Laser :D That's sooo cool Is it a- YES IT'S A 3D PRINTER!!"
sentaiLunalight	She excitedly runs over to the dice "Uh...uh...what do I do with you?" she tries to roll it
DM	>Tries
DM	Roll Intelligence.
sentaiLunalight	!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+1) [4+1] : {5}
DM	After thinking about it for a little bit, you remember how to roll a die.
DM	It rolls around for a bit before landing with the 20 side facing up.
DM	The 20 starts glowing with bright pink light.
DM	Your whole room is enveloped in a flash of light.
DM	---FIN---