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  1.  
  2.  
  3. 11:10
  4.  
  5. Dawnamatrix shows no respect for Diddy Kong's religion. Diddy Kong is going to teach her to keep her opinions to herself.
  6.  
  7.  
  8. 11:11
  9.  
  10. Diddy Kong waved his arms around and stared intently, in an effort to hypnotize his foe into hurting herself. It didn't work, but Dawnamatrix punched herself anyway to spare Diddy Kong embarrassment.
  11.  
  12.  
  13. 11:11
  14.  
  15. “Freeze!” Dawnamatrix bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to her opponent, who had obediently frozen in a Farce of Nature pose.
  16.  
  17.  
  18. 11:12
  19.  
  20. Diddy Kong landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Dawnamatrix's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.
  21.  
  22.  
  23. 11:13
  24.  
  25. A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Dawnamatrix. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds.
  26.  
  27.  
  28. 11:13
  29.  
  30. Diddy Kong nimbly dodged his rival's attack, but bumped his head on a pillar that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
  31.  
  32.  
  33. 11:14
  34.  
  35. Diddy Kong tried to punch the air but missed, giving Dawnamatrix a black eye.
  36.  
  37.  
  38. 11:15
  39.  
  40. Dawnamatrix introduced her weapon to Diddy Kong's face.
  41.  
  42.  
  43. 11:16
  44.  
  45. Diddy Kong teased his opponent and Dawnamatrix executed a perfect roundhouse kick to her own face.
  46.  
  47.  
  48. 11:16
  49.  
  50. Dawnamatrix used her “radiokinesis” skill. Diddy Kong shuddered in fear.
  51.  
  52.  
  53. 11:17
  54.  
  55. Diddy Kong behaved so politely that Dawnamatrix punched herself.
  56.  
  57.  
  58. 11:18
  59.  
  60. Dawnamatrix struck a glancing blow. Diddy Kong dropped to the ground and feigned death.
  61.  
  62.  
  63. 11:19
  64.  
  65. Diddy Kong pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Code Monkey!” As Dawnamatrix looked over her shoulder, she was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.
  66.  
  67.  
  68. 11:20
  69.  
  70. Diddy Kong got punched so hard he saw dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat.
  71.  
  72.  
  73. 11:21
  74.  
  75. Diddy Kong put a spider on his opponent's head. Dawnamatrix screamed in fear.
  76.  
  77.  
  78. 11:21
  79.  
  80. Dawnamatrix managed to grab her opponent's health bar and beat him with it, breaking off a piece in the process.
  81.  
  82.  
  83. 11:22
  84.  
  85. Diddy Kong told the funniest joke in the world. Dawnamatrix cracked a rib laughing.
  86.  
  87.  
  88. 11:23
  89.  
  90. Dawnamatrix suddenly felt better. Diddy Kong muttered mean things about his imprecise master.
  91.  
  92.  
  93. 11:23
  94.  
  95. A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal your wounds.”
  96.  
  97.  
  98. 11:23
  99.  
  100. Diddy Kong remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
  101.  
  102.  
  103. 11:23
  104.  
  105. Dawnamatrix struck a glancing blow. Diddy Kong dropped to the ground and feigned death.
  106.  
  107.  
  108. 11:24
  109.  
  110. While Dawnamatrix was busy counting crows, Diddy Kong crept up from behind and did his dirty business, removing several points from his rival's health.
  111.  
  112.  
  113. 11:25
  114.  
  115. Fred Flintstone painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arched down to his servant. Dawnamatrix wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  116.  
  117.  
  118. 11:25
  119.  
  120. A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds.”
  121.  
  122.  
  123. 11:25
  124.  
  125. Dawnamatrix threw a punch. Diddy Kong caught it with his face.
  126.  
  127.  
  128. 11:26
  129.  
  130. A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Diddy Kong. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the hero and heals his wounds. Fred Flintstone is feeling tranquil today.
  131.  
  132.  
  133. 11:26
  134.  
  135. A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds.”
  136.  
  137.  
  138. 11:26
  139.  
  140. Mishearing the command from above, Diddy Kong, just in case, strikes the enemy on her head.
  141.  
  142.  
  143. 11:26
  144.  
  145. A passing hero took one look at the fight and bet a coin on a Cold Turkey to win.
  146.  
  147.  
  148. 11:27
  149.  
  150. Diddy Kong jabbed Dawnamatrix in the funny bone. Dawnamatrix didn't laugh.
  151.  
  152.  
  153. 11:27
  154.  
  155. Dawnamatrix tried to do a ninja move. Diddy Kong laughed at the results.
  156.  
  157.  
  158. 11:28
  159.  
  160. Diddy Kong suddenly felt better. Dawnamatrix muttered mean things about her imprecise mistress.
  161.  
  162.  
  163. 11:28
  164.  
  165. Diddy Kong patiently waited for Dawnamatrix to sit down to shake a rock out of her boots and kindly cuffed her on the head.
  166.  
  167.  
  168. 11:29
  169.  
  170. Dawnamatrix rushed in to attack but tripped over her foot. Diddy Kong facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.
  171.  
  172.  
  173. 11:30
  174.  
  175. Dawnamatrix felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  176.  
  177.  
  178. 11:30
  179.  
  180. Diddy Kong giggled and tied a bow in his opponent's hair, severely reducing her self-esteem.
  181.  
  182.  
  183. 11:31
  184.  
  185. A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Dawnamatrix. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Dawnamatrix is feeling tranquil today.
  186.  
  187.  
  188. 11:31
  189.  
  190. Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl.
  191.  
  192.  
  193. 11:32
  194.  
  195. Dawnamatrix slammed Diddy Kong rashly. Diddy Kong easily dodged most of the blow, taking almost no damage.
  196.  
  197.  
  198. 11:32
  199.  
  200. Dawnamatrix felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  201.  
  202.  
  203. 11:32
  204.  
  205. Diddy Kong struck as hard as he could. Dawnamatrix fell head over heels for him.
  206.  
  207.  
  208. 11:33
  209.  
  210. Dawnamatrix performed a three-hit combo in only two moves. Wow, she's good!
  211.  
  212.  
  213. 11:34
  214.  
  215. Dawnamatrix called her opponent a goat. Diddy Kong got offended and kicked her with his hoof.
  216.  
  217.  
  218. 11:35
  219.  
  220. Dawnamatrix threw sticks and stones at Diddy Kong since words failed to cause any damage.
  221.  
  222.  
  223. 11:36
  224.  
  225. Dawnamatrix got punched so hard she saw dots before her eyes. She then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat.
  226.  
  227.  
  228. 11:37
  229.  
  230. Diddy Kong calls the opponent's god names. Dawnamatrix is so incensed that she lands a scorching blow without divine intervention.
  231.  
  232.  
  233. 11:37
  234.  
  235. Diddy Kong took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Dawnamatrix sustained a severe concussion.
  236.  
  237.  
  238. 11:38
  239.  
  240. A unicorn pranced into the battlefield and gently touched Dawnamatrix with its horn, instantly healing her wounds. A beautiful blessing from Dawnamatrix!
  241.  
  242.  
  243. 11:38
  244.  
  245. Dawnamatrix threatens to tell her life story in blank verse. Diddy Kong sinks to his knees, begging for mercy.
  246.  
  247.  
  248. 11:39
  249.  
  250. Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Diddy Kong. Dawnamatrix cried in jealous pain.
  251.  
  252.  
  253. 11:39
  254.  
  255. Diddy Kong told the funniest joke in the world. Dawnamatrix cracked a rib laughing.
  256.  
  257.  
  258. 11:40
  259.  
  260. Dawnamatrix told the funniest joke in the world. Diddy Kong cracked a rib laughing.
  261.  
  262.  
  263. 11:41
  264.  
  265. Diddy Kong challenged Dawnamatrix to a dance-off. The crowd chose Diddy Kong as the winner. Dawnamatrix is deeply ashamed.
  266.  
  267.  
  268. 11:42
  269.  
  270. Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Diddy Kong. Dawnamatrix cried in jealous pain.
  271.  
  272.  
  273. 11:42
  274.  
  275. Dawnamatrix threw a bucket of water. Diddy Kong nearly drowned.
  276.  
  277.  
  278. 11:43
  279.  
  280. In a sudden surge of genial unconsciousness Diddy Kong almost treated the enemy, but managed to change his mind at the last moment.
  281.  
  282.  
  283. 11:43
  284.  
  285. A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Dawnamatrix. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Dawnamatrix is feeling tranquil today.
  286.  
  287.  
  288. 11:43
  289.  
  290. What a hit, Dawnamatrix! A couple more times and Diddy Kong's reality distortion shield will go straight to the junkyard.
  291.  
  292.  
  293. 11:44
  294.  
  295. Diddy Kong grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Dawnamatrix's eyes.
  296.  
  297.  
  298. 11:44
  299.  
  300. Unconventionally applying the “battle chess” skill, Diddy Kong managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
  301.  
  302.  
  303. 11:45
  304.  
  305. Dawnamatrix grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her goddess closes her wounds before Diddy Kong's eyes.
  306.  
  307.  
  308. 11:45
  309.  
  310. “In the name of light!” shouted Dawnamatrix as she landed a left hook. A new shiner started to show on her opponent's face.
  311.  
  312.  
  313. 11:46
  314.  
  315. “In the name of light!” shouted Diddy Kong as he landed a left hook. A new shiner started to show on his opponent's face.
  316.  
  317.  
  318. 11:47
  319.  
  320. Dawnamatrix threw a strike of moderate strength at her rival. Diddy Kong decided not to dodge this time.
  321.  
  322.  
  323. 11:48
  324.  
  325. Diddy Kong pointed a stick at Dawnamatrix and shouted 'Crucio!', but nothing happened.
  326.  
  327.  
  328. 11:49
  329.  
  330. Diddy Kong was blinded by the sun. Dawnamatrix helped out by poking her opponent in the eye.
  331.  
  332.  
  333. 11:49
  334.  
  335. A torrential rain converts the battlefield into a rejuvenating mudbath. Both opponents return to the fight feeling refreshed.
  336.  
  337.  
  338. 11:49
  339.  
  340. “In the name of light!” shouted Diddy Kong as he landed a left hook. A new shiner started to show on his opponent's face.
  341.  
  342.  
  343. 11:50
  344.  
  345. Diddy Kong observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Fred Flintstone is on the watch!
  346.  
  347.  
  348. 11:50
  349.  
  350. Dawnamatrix observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Dawnamatrix is on the watch!
  351.  
  352.  
  353. 11:50
  354.  
  355. Dawnamatrix rushed in to attack but tripped over her foot. Diddy Kong facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.
  356.  
  357.  
  358. 11:51
  359.  
  360. Diddy Kong teased his opponent and Dawnamatrix executed a perfect roundhouse kick to her own face.
  361.  
  362.  
  363. 11:52
  364.  
  365. A unicorn pranced into the battlefield and gently touched Diddy Kong with its horn, instantly healing his wounds. A beautiful blessing from Fred Flintstone!
  366.  
  367.  
  368. 11:52
  369.  
  370. Shouting “Where is your cap?!”, Dawnamatrix beat the enemy on the head, making his polar ice cap go to hell.
  371.  
  372.  
  373. 11:53
  374.  
  375. Diddy Kong ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Dawnamatrix almost fell to her knees.
  376.  
  377.  
  378. 11:54
  379.  
  380. Dawnamatrix grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her goddess closes her wounds before Diddy Kong's eyes.
  381.  
  382.  
  383. 11:54
  384.  
  385. Dawnamatrix told Diddy Kong to close his eyes and he'd get a surprise. Diddy Kong agreed and got a punch in the face.
  386.  
  387.  
  388. 11:54
  389.  
  390. Dawnamatrix stood in a low wide stance, to begin charging an energy ball. A good old punch to the face from Diddy Kong was a good reminder that heroes can't shoot energy balls.
  391.  
  392.  
  393. 11:55
  394.  
  395. Dawnamatrix raised a hand, but Diddy Kong evaded gracefully.
  396.  
  397.  
  398. 11:56
  399.  
  400. Diddy Kong kicked his opponent's ankle. Dawnamatrix hopped around on one foot, yelling obscenities.
  401.  
  402.  
  403. 11:57
  404.  
  405. Dawnamatrix struck her opponent. Diddy Kong tottered from the resulting injuries.
  406.  
  407.  
  408. 11:58
  409.  
  410. A chorus of angels sing from the heavens. Diddy Kong feels uplifted by the music and finds his wounds are being healed.
  411.  
  412.  
  413. 11:58
  414.  
  415. Dawnamatrix nimbly dodged her rival's attack, but bumped her head on a pillar that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
  416.  
  417.  
  418. 11:59
  419.  
  420. A torrential rain converts the battlefield into a rejuvenating mudbath. Both opponents return to the fight feeling refreshed.
  421.  
  422.  
  423. 11:59
  424.  
  425. Local squirrels think that a Cookie Monster that jumped out of the bushes will win this fight.
  426.  
  427.  
  428. 11:59
  429.  
  430. Diddy Kong asked Dawnamatrix if she had learned any new tricks. After using “Eye scream” for moderate damage, Dawnamatrix answered in the affirmative.
  431.  
  432.  
  433. 12:00
  434.  
  435. Diddy Kong suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing her head off.
  436.  
  437.  
  438. 12:01
  439.  
  440. Diddy Kong received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Dawnamatrix is prostrating, praising her goddess.
  441.  
  442.  
  443. 12:01
  444.  
  445. Dawnamatrix teased her opponent and Diddy Kong executed a perfect roundhouse kick to his own face.
  446.  
  447.  
  448. 12:02
  449.  
  450. A unicorn pranced into the battlefield and gently touched Diddy Kong with its horn, instantly healing his wounds. A beautiful blessing from Fred Flintstone!
  451.  
  452.  
  453. 12:02
  454.  
  455. Diddy Kong used his “epitaph writing” skill. Dawnamatrix shuddered in fear.
  456.  
  457.  
  458. 12:03
  459.  
  460. A unicorn pranced into the battlefield and gently touched Dawnamatrix with its horn, instantly healing her wounds. A beautiful blessing from Dawnamatrix!
  461.  
  462.  
  463. 12:03
  464.  
  465. Dawnamatrix opened her mouth. Diddy Kong choked on the fragrant exhalation.
  466.  
  467.  
  468. 12:04
  469.  
  470. Diddy Kong is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Dawnamatrix!
  471.  
  472.  
  473. 12:04
  474.  
  475. Diddy Kong and Dawnamatrix are hiding from each other behind the same rock.
  476.  
  477.  
  478. 12:05
  479.  
  480. A chorus of angels sing from the heavens. Diddy Kong feels uplifted by the music and finds his wounds are being healed.
  481.  
  482.  
  483. 12:05
  484.  
  485. Dawnamatrix was so impressed with Diddy Kong's “deafening snore” skill that she bowed out of respect, causing Diddy Kong to miss her entirely.
  486.  
  487.  
  488. 12:05
  489.  
  490. Diddy Kong observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Fred Flintstone is on the watch!
  491.  
  492.  
  493. 12:05
  494.  
  495. A swarm of insects fell from the sky onto Diddy Kong, who was severely traumatized by the experience. Dawnamatrix gleefully filled out a bug report.
  496.  
  497.  
  498. 12:05
  499.  
  500. Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.
  501.  
  502.  
  503. 12:05
  504.  
  505. Dawnamatrix jabbed Diddy Kong in the funny bone. Diddy Kong didn't laugh.
  506.  
  507.  
  508. 12:06
  509.  
  510. Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.
  511.  
  512.  
  513. 12:06
  514.  
  515. Diddy Kong slapped Dawnamatrix around a bit with a large trout.
  516.  
  517.  
  518. 12:07
  519.  
  520. Dawnamatrix painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arched down to her servant. Diddy Kong wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  521.  
  522.  
  523. 12:07
  524.  
  525. Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.
  526.  
  527.  
  528. 12:07
  529.  
  530. Dawnamatrix rubbed some salt onto Diddy Kong's wounds.
  531.  
  532.  
  533. 12:08
  534.  
  535. A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Diddy Kong's spirit is lifted knowing that his god is around. Dawnamatrix is horrified... Dawnamatrix, where are you?
  536.  
  537.  
  538. 12:08
  539.  
  540. Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.
  541.  
  542.  
  543. 12:08
  544.  
  545. Diddy Kong introduced his weapon to Dawnamatrix's face.
  546.  
  547.  
  548. 12:09
  549.  
  550. After Diddy Kong claimed that Dawnamatrix had no god, a boulder fell out of the sky crushing Diddy Kong's big toe.
  551.  
  552.  
  553. 12:09
  554.  
  555. A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds.” ☣
  556.  
  557.  
  558. 12:09
  559.  
  560. Following the hint from above, Dawnamatrix quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
  561.  
  562.  
  563. 12:09
  564.  
  565. Dawnamatrix threw a punch. Diddy Kong caught it with his face.
  566.  
  567.  
  568. 12:10
  569.  
  570. A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds.” ☣
  571.  
  572.  
  573. 12:10
  574.  
  575. The fighters compared the size of their inferiority complexes. Diddy Kong won, causing Dawnamatrix's self-esteem to take a blow.
  576.  
  577.  
  578. 12:10
  579.  
  580. Diddy Kong was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  581.  
  582.  
  583. 12:10
  584.  
  585. Dawnamatrix tore into Diddy Kong like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage.
  586.  
  587.  
  588. 12:11
  589.  
  590. Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Diddy Kong. Dawnamatrix cried in jealous pain.
  591.  
  592.  
  593. 12:11
  594.  
  595. A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal your wounds.”
  596.  
  597.  
  598. 12:11
  599.  
  600. Compelled by unseen forces, Diddy Kong carefully applied leeches to the worst of his wounds.
  601.  
  602.  
  603. 12:11
  604.  
  605. Diddy Kong blows out a bit of stamina at the opponent's shred of dignity with a masterful stroke.
  606.  
  607.  
  608. 12:12
  609.  
  610. Diddy Kong suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Fred Flintstone is on the watch...
  611.  
  612.  
  613. 12:12
  614.  
  615. Diddy Kong received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Dawnamatrix is prostrating, praising her goddess.
  616.  
  617.  
  618. 12:12
  619.  
  620. Dawnamatrix caught Diddy Kong copying entries from her diary. Diddy Kong burned with shame and looked hurt emotionally.
  621.  
  622.  
  623. 12:13
  624.  
  625. A unicorn pranced into the battlefield and gently touched Diddy Kong with its horn, instantly healing his wounds. A beautiful blessing from Fred Flintstone!
  626.  
  627.  
  628. 12:13
  629.  
  630. Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds.” ☣
  631.  
  632.  
  633. 12:13
  634.  
  635. Diddy Kong looked through the rulebook, then suddenly threw it at Dawnamatrix, causing a little headache.
  636.  
  637.  
  638. 12:14
  639.  
  640. Dawnamatrix suddenly felt better. Diddy Kong muttered mean things about his imprecise master.
  641.  
  642.  
  643. 12:14
  644.  
  645. Diddy Kong screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up behind his eyelids.
  646.  
  647.  
  648. 12:14
  649.  
  650. An Eclectic Eel grazing not far away from the arena suddenly went mad and rushed between the opponents, treading on their feet...
  651.  
  652.  
  653. 12:15
  654.  
  655. Diddy Kong grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Dawnamatrix's eyes.
  656.  
  657.  
  658. 12:15
  659.  
  660. Dawnamatrix started to glow yellow by her god's might, focused all her power on the hands, and launched a terrifying beam, burning Diddy Kong's face.
  661.  
  662.  
  663. 12:15
  664.  
  665. Dawnamatrix tore into Diddy Kong like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage.
  666.  
  667.  
  668. 12:16
  669.  
  670. A chorus of angels sing from the heavens. Diddy Kong feels uplifted by the music and finds his wounds are being healed.
  671.  
  672.  
  673. 12:16
  674.  
  675. Diddy Kong began reciting a poem he wrote. Dawnamatrix felt horrified, and clamped her hands over her ears.
  676.  
  677.  
  678. 12:16
  679.  
  680. Diddy Kong felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  681.  
  682.  
  683. 12:16
  684.  
  685. After Diddy Kong claimed that Dawnamatrix had no god, a boulder fell out of the sky crushing Diddy Kong's big toe.
  686.  
  687.  
  688. 12:16
  689.  
  690. Dawnamatrix kicked her opponent's ankle. Diddy Kong hopped around on one foot, yelling obscenities.
  691.  
  692.  
  693. 12:17
  694.  
  695. A chorus of angels sing from the heavens. Diddy Kong feels uplifted by the music and finds his wounds are being healed.
  696.  
  697.  
  698. 12:17
  699.  
  700. Dawnamatrix suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Dawnamatrix is on the watch...
  701.  
  702.  
  703. 12:17
  704.  
  705. Diddy Kong landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Dawnamatrix's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.
  706.  
  707.  
  708. 12:18
  709.  
  710. A beam of healing light showered the audience. The audience complained about the excessive use of lighting in the battlefield.
  711.  
  712.  
  713. 12:18
  714.  
  715. Dawnamatrix took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Diddy Kong sustained a severe concussion.
  716.  
  717.  
  718. 12:19
  719.  
  720. Diddy Kong suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Fred Flintstone is on the watch...
  721.  
  722.  
  723. 12:19
  724.  
  725. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal your wounds.”
  726.  
  727.  
  728. 12:19
  729.  
  730. Thunderous clouds rolled in, and acid rained down from the heavens, injuring both competitors.
  731.  
  732.  
  733. 12:19
  734.  
  735. Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.
  736.  
  737.  
  738. 12:19
  739.  
  740. Diddy Kong embraced his rival so viciously that everything went dark before Dawnamatrix's eyes.
  741.  
  742.  
  743. 12:20
  744.  
  745. Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Diddy Kong. Dawnamatrix cried in jealous pain.
  746.  
  747.  
  748. 12:20
  749.  
  750. Something in the clouds roared: “heal your wounds.”
  751.  
  752.  
  753. 12:20
  754.  
  755. Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.
  756.  
  757.  
  758. 12:20
  759.  
  760. Dawnamatrix started moving her lips without making any sounds. When Diddy Kong leaned in to try and hear, he got a surprise smack to the head.
  761.  
  762.  
  763. 12:21
  764.  
  765. A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal your wounds.”
  766.  
  767.  
  768. 12:21
  769.  
  770. Dawnamatrix sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Diddy Kong caught it neatly in a tender spot.
  771.  
  772.  
  773. 12:21
  774.  
  775. “Freeze!” Diddy Kong bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to his opponent, who had obediently frozen in a Janitaur pose.
  776.  
  777.  
  778. 12:21
  779.  
  780. Diddy Kong felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  781.  
  782.  
  783. 12:21
  784.  
  785. Something in the clouds roared: “heal your wounds.”
  786.  
  787.  
  788. 12:21
  789.  
  790. Dawnamatrix observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Dawnamatrix is on the watch!
  791.  
  792.  
  793. 12:21
  794.  
  795. Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.
  796.  
  797.  
  798. 12:21
  799.  
  800. Dawnamatrix was shooting daggers from her eyes and, in a magnificent display of skill, Diddy Kong deftly managed to catch two of them with his teeth and one more with his chest.
  801.  
  802.  
  803. 12:22
  804.  
  805. Diddy Kong's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
  806.  
  807.  
  808. 12:22
  809.  
  810. A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal your wounds.”
  811.  
  812.  
  813. 12:22
  814.  
  815. Dawnamatrix blasphemed the opponent's god. Diddy Kong mauled the heretic.
  816.  
  817.  
  818. 12:23
  819.  
  820. Dawnamatrix is confused: a meteorite flying at her deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Fred Flintstone!
  821.  
  822.  
  823. 12:23
  824.  
  825. Dawnamatrix kicks the opponent in the groin, but the blow doesn't count due to the obvious conflict with the heroic code of honor.
  826.  
  827.  
  828. 12:24
  829.  
  830. Dawnamatrix was defeated. Diddy Kong got 6594 gold coins. Diddy Kong now has a can of spinach, a vial of vitamin C++, a diamond in the rough, a solar-powered darkness absorber, a tube of copy and paste and a lock of Dawnamatrix's hair at his disposal.
  831.  
  832.  
  833.  
  834.  
  835.  
  836. Hero
  837. Name
  838. Dawnamatrix
  839.  
  840. God name
  841. 庙畜Dawnamatrix
  842.  
  843. Gender
  844. female
  845.  
  846. Age
  847. about 21 months
  848.  
  849. Motto
  850. Benevolent Bandit StA
  851.  
  852. Personalitykind
  853.  
  854. Guild
  855. Slaves to Armok
  856.  
  857.  
  858. Hero's Stats
  859.  
  860. Level
  861. 64
  862.  
  863.  
  864.  
  865.  
  866. Inventory
  867. 0 / 39
  868.  
  869.  
  870.  
  871.  
  872. Health
  873. 1 / 352
  874.  
  875.  
  876.  
  877.  
  878. Gold
  879. none
  880.  
  881. Death Count44
  882.  
  883. Wins / Losses44 / 31
  884.  
  885. Temple completed at04/29 03:42
  886.  
  887.  
  888. Equipment
  889. Weapon
  890. mourning star +67
  891.  
  892. Shield
  893. shield of offense +62
  894.  
  895. Head
  896. polar ice cap +58
  897.  
  898. Body
  899. custom skin +67
  900.  
  901. Arms
  902. Icarus wings +58
  903.  
  904. Feet
  905. security breeches +57
  906.  
  907. Talisman
  908. solar wind chimes +74
  909.  
  910.  
  911. Inventory
  912.  
  913.  
  914.  
  915. Fight date: 11/24/2012 11:10
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