Pokemon Black and White 10 Years

Pokemon's Farting Bianca was tooting in the library within Castelia City while looking for stories to smell. "Hey this seems like a good 1 to ready!"
"You sure about that?"
"Yeah I'm sure it can't go wrong!"
"Well if you say so."
So in turn the flatulent blonde airhead began to read a strange passage, of which wasn't anything like the typical stories you'd encounter.
"Hey Resh," Zekrom said while charging up the skies with electricity. "Your tail looks too big."
"Funny you should say that Zek," Reshiram responded while churning up flames to keep herself up. "Because you look like you haven't hit the gym!"
This was enough to get Zekrom mad but that's exactly what Reshiram wanted for they partook in a battle that left the Unova region in ruins.
"Ooh why do they always do this?" Meloetta whimpered with tears in her eyes while holding a carton of vanilla icing in her paddle shaped hands.
Eventually it was declared that Meloetta's stomach growling prompted her to ignore this and just feast upon her creamy goodness.