> S!Paloma: Flirt with S!Elizan.

-- absoluteAltitude [AA] began trolling neuroticProvision [NP] at 12:44 --
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  Shadow Elizan is in Paloma's Land, looking for Players to harass. --
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  leans against a tree, flexing and unflexing her claws. --
AA: <\ Hey, babe. See you're in my stomping grounds. />
NP: Yeah well, LORAF is way +OO dull and I figure I shOuld ge+ Ou+ and see +he sigh+s
NP: Wha+'s up, Pallie?
AA: <\ I got sights from here to there, sweetie. />
AA: <\ I'm just waiting for one of those fake bitches to stroll into the world. />
AA: <\ See, I got plans. />
NP: Well, we cOud +ag +eam 'em if yOu dOn'+ mind me cu++ing up +heir pre++y li++le faces a bi+...
NP: Plans huh
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  smiles. There's no warmth in it. --
AA: <\ Yes. />
AA: <\ See, I'm gonna take every one of those assholes who hurt me... />
AA: <\ ... and put them through the fucking blender. />
AA: <\ Then I'm gonna take my fake self and teach her the consequences of being such an idiot. />
NP: Haha, I hear +ha+!
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  grins and pushes off of the tree, striding over to Elizan. --
AA: <\ How about you, honeypie? Any plans? />
NP: Frankly I wan+ +O +ake a pair Of scissOrs +O my O+her and pu+ a nice bi+ smiiiiiiile On her whiney, scared li++le- NO+hing cOncre+e jus+ ye+, Pallie, jus+ randOm scarring and +errOr~
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  lets a hand trail up her arm, smiling. --
AA: <\ Nothing wrong with a little terror... />
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  gives Shadow Paloma a wide, manic grin and grabs her arms, pulling her in --
NP: Oh reeeally~?
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  smirks, looking down at Elizan and putting her hands on her waist. --
AA: <\ It never hurt anyone... aside from our enemies. />
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  laughs --
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  tilts her head down to capture shadow Elizan's lips in a forceful kiss. --
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  meets Shadow Paloma just as forcefully, with a bit of biting involved --
NP: YOu shOuld be careful yOu knOw... I've been knOwn +O s+ab while I kiss~
AA: <\ Oh, have you...? />
AA: <\ Well that makes things interesting, doesn't it! />
NP: Heh, glad yOu +hink sO
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  lets go of Shadow Paloma --
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  holds Shadow Elizan to her a moment longer, letting her hand trail over her neck. --
AA: <\ You know, you're in my territory, darling. Anything could happen... />
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  places one hand on the small of Shadow Paloma's back a bit awkwardly --
NP: Wha+ever dO +hink wOuld happen, hm?
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  *do you think --
AA: <\ I could lay you down right here and now, my beautiful psychopath. />
-- neuroticProvision's [NP'S]  hand is a bit awkward because of the scissors she's holding --
NP: +ha+ wOuld cer+ainly be in+eres+ing...
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  smirks, wrapping her hand around Shadow Elizan's throat. --
AA: <\ And so we are at an impasse. />
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  sounding a bit strained: --
NP: +rue!
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  lets her other hand trail up Shadow Elizan's body, up to her cheek, then down to her neck. --
AA: <\ You're as beautiful as your fake self. I would hate to break you. />
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  reaches up and rubs her thumb over one of Shadow Paloma's cheeks --
NP: ...And I'd lOve +O see wha+ yOu lOOk like bleeding, bu+ I +hink I can hOld myself back fOr /nOw/
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  pulls the scissors away from Shadow Paloma's back --
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  loosens her grip on Shadow Elizan's neck, stroking it with a hand. --
AA: <\ A truce, then. />
NP: A +ruce
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  steps away, laughing. --
AA: <\ You're not the one I want to make mine, right now. />
NP: Ah, well, I can'+ say I'm nO+ used +O +ha+, haha
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  licks her lips, looking Elizan up and down. --
AA: <\ Too bad. />
NP: Oh?
AA: <\ You're just tugging at my goddamn heartstrings, woman. />
AA: <\ Making me pity you. />
NP: Oh well nOw, yOu pi+y me, huh?
AA: <\ With a sad line like that, who wouldn't? />
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  looks into her eyes, a hungry expression on her face. --
NP: Haha, well, I'm fla++ered, I've gO+ +O admi+!
AA: <\ You'd better be flattered. />
AA: <\ Better yet... />
AA: <\ Be mine tonight. />
AA: <\ I'll be kind and even offer you a choice, since we've a truce. />
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  smirks. --
NP: Wha+ kind Of a chOice, if I may ask?
AA: <\ To be mine tonight. />
AA: <\ Now, if you were to deny me... />
NP: If I were +O deny yOu...?
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  winks. --
AA: <\ ... that might not work out well for you in the future, if you know what I mean. />
NP: Ahhh, I see
NP: Well, I'm nO+ sure I'd be +OO adverse +O +ha+... bu+ as a cer+ain blue blOOd can a++es+, I +end +O ge+ a bi+ /rOugh/
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  snips her scissors for effect --
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  smirks. --
AA: <\ Come on then, you crazy bitch. />
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  smirks --
NP: Like yOu're any be++er, really
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  flips her wild hair over her shoulder. --
AA: <\ I'm proud to be a bitch. />
NP: Heh
NP: YOu're defini+ely +ha+
NP: YOu're in gOOd cOmpany +hOugh
AA: <\ Ohhh, yes. />
AA: <\ So you wanna fuck each other up a little while we're waiting for those fucking idiots we call fake selves? />
NP: Hah! Sure, I gO+ nO+hing else gOing On righ+ nOw
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  steps up to Elizan again, wrapping her arms around her. --
AA: <\ Good. It's so distracting when they squirm and try to get away. />
NP: DOn'+ I knOw i+
-- neuroticProvision [NP]  they go off to PLAY MONOPOLY AND NOTHING ELSE --
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  YES PRECISELY. --
-- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling neuroticProvision [NP] at 13:51 --