Hot Springs Murder Case in Planeptune: Chapter 1

Steamy Hot Springs Murder Case in Planeptune: Chapter 1
The beginnings of a plan.
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00:05 Uni: Hello, Uni here.
00:07 Compa: Ah, Uni? It's me, Compa! How is Noire?
00:15 Uni: She's been griping about Neptune the whole time, same as last week. How's is it on your end?
00:22 Compa: It's the same over here too. This is troubling. They usually make up soon after they have a fight, but...
00:31 Uni: The cause this time is a little special.
00:34 Compa: "The serial killer in Utopia.", was it?
00:38 Uni: I did some research on the net, apparently the phrase "Yasu is the killer." is the cause of plenty of broken friendships over the years. Some of them have even taken to calling it "The Devil's Phrase".
00:51 Compa: The Devil's phrase...
00:55 Uni: We can't exactly consult Vert or Blanc over this...
01:02 MAGES.: Oh? I've heard something interesting.
01:06 Uni/Compa: Ah! Uni: M-MAGES.? How are we hearing you? Actually, how did you get into our call in the first place?
01:15 MAGES.: I've just been testing a cell phone based hyperdimensional gadget. I broke into your line as part of the test.
01:27 Compa: Wow, May-May, you're amazing. A first class inventor!
01:31 Uni: You really can do anything if you just slap Hyperdimensional gadget in front of it...
01:38 MAGES.: I've heard your conversation. Humanity is doomed!
01:43 Compa: W-What?!
01:49 Uni: Come on, you don't have to take her seriously...
01:53 MAGES.: And came all the way here to offer you my aid... You should play along, Uni.
01:59 Compa: Really?
02:03 MAGES.: Yeah, of course. In the dictionary of MAGES. The Mad Magician, the word "Impossible" does not exist! Fuhahahaha!