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Mekit - Monday Dash

Jul 14th, 2015
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  1. >Well, today is Monday.
  2. >MEEP. MEEP. MEEP.
  3. "MY FUCKING EARS!"
  4. >That was exactly what you said when you realize it's 10:00 AM.
  5. >Anon, You fucktard.
  6. >You're late for school.
  7. >Lets get cracking.
  8.  
  9. >Be Anon.
  10. >Be Canterlot High senior Fag.
  11. >You can finally leave this shit hole of a school.
  12. >However, it wasn't that big of a shit hole.
  13. >You still had friends and guys that you chilled with.
  14.  
  15. >Well fuck, you were late for the third week of school.
  16. >You pull the sheets off of your bed, tear your boxers off.
  17. >Running to the shower and nearly slipping.
  18. >You get in the shower and hit it to hot.
  19. >AH! FUCKING COLD!
  20. >AH! FUCKING HOT!
  21. >AH! FUCKING PERFECT!
  22. >Quickly, you scrub yourself, making sure the get in between the ass cheeks, the nut sack and behind the ears.
  23. >Finishing up you exit the shower and get dressed
  24. >Damn, it felt good to have your ass in laundry that was a week old.
  25. >You quickly pull on some clothes. Fuck it. if you were gonna be late, might as well come in style.
  26. >You grab a fresh suit.
  27. >A nice black suit, with a white undershirt, and a blood red tie.
  28. >Nice.
  29. >You throw some waffles in the toaster and get some syrup.
  30. >As as your breakfast finishes, the time is 10:20.
  31. >First period is over.
  32. >Welp, fuck it!
  33. >You walk out the door and start walking to the school.
  34.  
  35. >Canterlot high was a public school.
  36. >First period was foods.
  37. >You missed your secondary brekfast.
  38. >On the good side you weren't going to have to get bossed around by the switz-loving teacher.
  39. >your house was a good 20 minutes away from the school. If you walked.
  40. >Like you would ever walk.
  41. >You hop on your bike and start peddling.
  42. >Fuck helmets.
  43. >What were you? a Faggot?
  44. >You peddle your ass to school.
  45.  
  46. >You arrive at your school, locking your bike at the parking lot.
  47. >Hoping off your bike, you straighten your tie.
  48. >Damn it felt good to be a senior.
  49.  
  50. >You make your way to second period class.
  51. >Math.
  52. >Shit nigga.
  53. >You dislike math, not hate.
  54. >The only reason you didn't drench every fucking textbook you saw was because,
  55. >A. It's fucking useful
  56. >B. You can't get a decent job with out good English or math marks.
  57.  
  58. >You enter the class room, standing there is Miss. Cheerlie.
  59. >Sweet fucking Slavic jesus.
  60. >class had not started yet.
  61. >You head toward your seat.
  62. >Only then you realized the person who sat the seat beside you.
  63. >Rainbow.
  64. >Fucking.
  65. >Dash.
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