Alianza never makes any sense

@credoNSTT
what was SJG's IC excuse anyway?
@PackingCoconuts
credoNSTT : Zelaya moving to FAS was the reason why
@credoNSTT
so they killed everyone?
@PackingCoconuts
The fans started to boo and leave the stadium, it seemed as normal shame and sadness for losing a game like a World Cup final, but everything changed dramatically when the game finished and the Vilitans on their so deserved World Championship, the Guayabalense fans were devastated but incredibly angry after said happenings, especially Alianza fans with Rodolfo Zelaya, who by then was the flamboyant new signing of CD FAS, the emblem of the national team turned suddenly into a public enemy, hated by everybody and victim of a lot of threats against his life, like card-bombs or even a bomb in his flat,  <- credoNSTT
Guayabalense people were already insane in nature to start with
@Val|WI
I'd have preferred dropping a nuke on the country and having a few survivors build a new home
@PackingCoconuts
Eshan|Mobile : Beware of Alianza fans in FAS-land
Agreed, would be much cleaner way Val|WI
@credoNSTT
same Val|WI
also everyone's gonna be like "damn these 18 year olds are wonderful"
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@PackingCoconuts
People from San Salvador gather around with torches and weapons, suddenly, people walking with AK-47 rifles was seen as a normal sight, nobody said anything, everybody seemed to be on the same channel <- .....somebody needs to explain how those weapons popped out of nowhere because I didn't supply those to FASJG
@Val|WI
Best part of the story: how SJG got so weaponized?
As in, who would be such an idiot to arm citizens with long-range weapons
@PackingCoconuts
I blame Caraqueno immigrants in SJG and Guayabalense-Caraquenos who brought all those to SJG
Caraqueno civil war bringing all those Guayabalense-Caraquenos to SJG definitely brought their weapons with them
As in, who would be such an idiot to arm citizens with long-range weapons <- Alianza fans
@Gregoryisgodistan
Quebbles, did we ever get your nukes?
@Val|WI
Alianza and everything related to it is a cancer
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@Gregoryisgodistan
Hi Damukuni!
@Damukuni
Hello sir :)
@PackingCoconuts
Gregoryisgodistan : Since SJG's not nuked, scratch that plan :P
But I can still send you 1,093 nukes
@Gregoryisgodistan
What shall we send you in exchange?
@Val|WI
"they were basically dead for all the fans, who turned their sadness into a thirst of blood, nobody and nothing was going to stop them at the moment, police was joining to the riots, something totally unexpected in a civilised country with high life standards like San José Guayabal, the army joined too, that was a snowball effect, from a little ball to a huge and powerful avalanche"
@PackingCoconuts
SJG is not a civilised country, do we all agree on that? :P
@Val|WI
I always held the view that SJG was a third-world nation :P
@Gregoryisgodistan
Imagine another Border War between SJG and GGS
It will literally lead to a war, just like El Salvador and Honduras IRL
@Val|WI
With all due respect to actual third-world nations, mind you
@PackingCoconuts
I want that, Gregoryisgodistan
It has to happen for all of us in NSSport
@Gregoryisgodistan
Well then hopefully we play each other in the World Cup Finals, and all our fans kill each other and brawl and many deaths, and then we invade
@Val|WI
.addquote SJG SJG is not a civilised country
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@Gregoryisgodistan
Anyway, Quebbles, what are we sending you for the 1,093 nukes? Slaves?
We can send you all the slaves from Taxachussetts who are still on our slave islands ever since Warren Elizabeths deported the opposition because he's a coward
@PackingCoconuts
Slaves to rebuild Gotham
@RedBlack
First-world is Rotschwarzland
and ofc the FAS land of RK Quebec
@PackingCoconuts
VIVA FAS
@Val|WI
The reporter said, after nodding “I thought I’d never promote violence but it’s our duty to clean the team, seek for the best for your country, clean the team and do your job!” <--- I love the Guayabalense press
@PackingCoconuts
RedBlack : Thoughts on execution of Zelaya due to him moving to FAS?
@Val|WI
Inciting violence :P
@PackingCoconuts
People saw that interview, and suddenly rocks were thrown to Zelaya, forcing him to enter to the changing room, while some people was chasing him with rocks and seats taken out from the stadium stands, it seemed like nobody into the NT would leave the stadium unharmed, it was the beginning of a nightmare for all the nation. “Holy shit, we are not leaving this place alive” Said Zelaya to the rest of the players, some of them were surprised and said “What the hell you say?” Zelaya replied “Yes, as you heard, the people outside is crazy” “Woah there” said Núñez while returning to the bathroom, a fan tried to stab him but he closed the door on time, then players called the logistics department to prepare the bus, they would escape on the ventilation ducts, that’d be good for them, since they would leave without being noticed, they thought…” the fans were not so close of the bus, they were on the entrance awaiting with the army and police together. <-This reminds me of zombie movies and/or games, Val|WI
@RedBlack
Disgusting, PackingCoconuts
If some player moves from FAS to Alianza that should be justified
@PackingCoconuts
Exactly
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FAS, RedBlack_
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RedBlack_
Long Live FAS PackingCoconuts
@Val|WI
<RedBlack> Disgusting, PackingCoconuts <--- I echo the feeling
@PackingCoconuts
It makes 0 sense, especially since FAS is a team better than Alianza
Sideeffect of cohosting with FASJG :P
@Val|WI
Does anything related to Alianza even make sense? :P
@Eshan|Mobile
A good question
@PackingCoconuts
Amen
RedBlack_
Indeed, Val|WI
You should fire le IGNORE cannon at Alianza
@Val|WI
I fired it long ago
* Val|WI cancels Alianza
* PackingCoconuts nukes Estadio Cuscatlan
RedBlack_
good work Val|WI and PackingCoconuts
@Val|WI
You should nuke it in the middle of a SJG-Electric Rectum match, PackingCoconuts
@PackingCoconuts
Awesome idea, Val|WI