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Cinnamon

Jun 11th, 2012
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  1. >Don't particularly like or hate fluffy ponies
  2. >except for Cinnamon, your neighbor's brown pegasus with a white mane
  3. >it shits on your lawn and tries to talk to things outside its window all fucking night
  4. >You wish suffering upon this animal, and the gods oblige
  5. >your neighbors are moving to a gated community where no fluffies are allowed
  6. >you elect to take care of Cinnamon
  7. >BEGINNING OF THE FIRST DAY
  8. >You've set up a chicken wire pen for the little shit in your basement
  9. >the floor around it is covered very well. You know damn well these things do not understand the concept of shitting in the corner so rather than make a toilet for it you just let it shit wherever it desires.
  10. >It babbles to itself as you bring it to its new home
  11. >"Fwuffy ungy! Sketty! Sketttyyyyyyyy!"
  12. >You don't really feel like spending money on it, so you present it with a bowl filled with sawdust and used cooking oil
  13. >"Not Pasketch! Wan skapetti!"
  14. >You threaten to kick its ass if it doesn't eat, it seems to get the message
  15. >It takes a bite of the slop, makes a face, then says, "Fwuffy eat, shee? Good fwuffy get p'sgetti now!"
  16. >it is now repeating various mispronunciations of "spaghetti" in protest, ramming its little head against the chicken wire.
  17. >that little fucker
  18. >You grab some chili powder from your pantry and hurry back downstairs
  19. >"Not sagetti! Wan' sagetti!"
  20. >"Look at me, and open your mouth. You'll get it."
  21. >She follows your instructions, already drooling from the thought of spaghetti.
  22. >With a big puff, you send a handful of chili powder flying into its eyes, mouth, and snout
  23.  
  24. >You grab a chair and watch your least favorite fluffy pony writhe and shriek in agony, covering itself in drool, tears and snot, for the next half hour or so
  25. >It's pretty gross, but you still think it's hilarious
  26. >You continually tell it that this is what bad fluffies get, and it can never have good food from now on
  27. >it seems to get the message, and willingly eats "ucky nummies" with limited protest
  28. >for some reason it takes offense to your lame insults, it looks completely disheartened whenever you call it dumb or ugly
  29. >but it's not enough
  30. >it still laughs and plays its dumb little games with itself, fluttering its wings and bouncing high in the air
  31.  
  32. >Your buddy Dave does amputations down at the adoption center
  33. >You call him in as a favor
  34. >As he's explaining to you what you need to do (he's doing it for free, fuck you you can help), you ask him if he can leave out the shock therapy
  35. >"You sure? It's not gonna be happy."
  36. >You shrug.
  37. >He calls you a sick fuck and punches you lightly on the shoulder
  38.  
  39. >The procedure is not nearly as gruesome as you imagined, unfortunately. The blood loss is kept to a minimum and its leg/wing stumps are dressed promptly.
  40. >You don't really have the money for anesthetics, but Cinnamon passes out from the pain after the third leg anyway.
  41. >You hand Dave a sixer and he's on his way somewhere else.
  42.  
  43. >Cinnamon comes to a few minutes later, but she doesn't seem to realize she's a ball of fluff with a head yet.
  44. >"Owie game go 'way? No moah meanie hugs?"
  45. >Sure, whatever.
  46. >Your cruelty circuits kick in.
  47. >"Hey, c'mere."
  48. >It wiggles for a moment, then stops.
  49. >"Wah?"
  50. >It wiggles some more, this time more furiously.
  51. >"Weggies no wowk? Sokey, fwuffy fwy to daddy!"
  52. >Cinnamon's shoulders squirm, and its face contorts into a concentrated grimace
  53. >"Wingies go? Why? Bwing wingies!"
  54. >it doesn't really seem to comprehend the situation
  55. >The sun yet rises, so you prod Cinnamon a little more with a trip to the fluffy park
  56.  
  57. >The park itself is pretty much nothing, there's no large plants or anything because the whole place is kept bone dry
  58. >A small horde of dead fluffies are piled under the single water fountain in the park
  59. >For the most part it's a drop n go type deal for people who don't feel like spending money on a babysitter for fluffy fucking ponies
  60. >As such most fluffies go unattended
  61. >There's a small area for amputee ponies set up with harnesses and such, but you've got bigger plans
  62. >You drop Cinnamon in the middle of a group of fluffies
  63. >"New fwien'! Yay!"
  64. >Before they can greet her with hugs, you suggest to them that they play tag
  65. >A blue fluffy bumps into a red one, saying "Yoow it!"
  66. >A cacophany of giggles and "Ouchies!" follows
  67. >Cinnamon tries to join in, but she can only manage to wiggle and flop
  68. >A hot pink fluffy bumps into Cinnamon, shouting "Yoo it! It!"
  69. >They all run away, and it can hardly catch up
  70. >it can only watch as its new "friends" run away, only stopping a few yards later, forgetting about tag completely
  71. >Suddenly, a billionaire supermodel runs up to you and tells you there's a bomb in her vagina that can only be turned off with a penis, and she'd reward you handsomely if you helped her
  72. >You tell that bitch to fuck off, you've got shit to do
  73.  
  74. >Next, you bring Cinnamon up to a group of pegasii
  75.  
  76. >This time the magic happens all by itself
  77. >"Go 'way! Wingie fwiens' onwy!"
  78. >"Fwuffy haff wingies! Wook! Fwuffy fwy!"
  79. >The fluff on its back starts to wiggle furiously, and it emits a few strained squeaks
  80. >"Wha? Wingies, why no wowk?"
  81. >The pegasii have ignored it, and are now enjoying gliding off of a large rock. "Wheeeeeeee! Hee hee, fwy high!"
  82. >Cinnamon bursts into treats, sobbing "Fwuffy wan' fwy... Wan' fwy 'gen..."
  83. >Its tears are delicious ambrosia to you, sustaining your soul
  84.  
  85. >You and Cinnamon visit the park every day
  86. >Eventually you get bored of it, and you run out of spare shit to use as feed, so you toss it on your new neighbors' yard
  87. >They have a pitbull
  88. >Cinnamon survives as its chew toy for a full week
  89. >You really like pitbulls now
  90.  
  91. Credit: Anon
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