I know camp wasn't bad last year but now it is.  There is a new Camp Director, Ray, and Vice director, Kelly.  They pretty much keep us in a Safety Box.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!  THIS SUCKS!  I would rather be doing something like sailing 6 hours a day.  We can't even do wheelies on bikes.  We have to be with counselors at all times, not even 1, but 2.  I NEED TO BE PICKED UP!!!! Please respond.


Noogie The Guru

gale wolfe <galewolfe@gmail.com>
06/07/2010

to me, DEAN
Dear Noogs,
Please try to hang in there. Its really hot and I think your just overly cranky.
I am confident that you can and will have a good time. Just give yourself a couple of days to get adjusted.
Did you take the swim test?
I was happy to see that you already have friends there. You are a wonderful guy who can make it work.
If all else fails, just play your harmonica.
Love you!


solomon bloch <solomonbloch@gmail.com>
07/07/2010

to gale
THIS SUCKS! We can't do anything.  There's like no privacy in this cabin.  We can't walk on grass, we have to stay in lines, they took away my sun-screen.  WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CAMP IS THIS!?
Noogie The Guru


gale wolfe <galewolfe@gmail.com>
07/07/2010

to me
Noogs, please tell them you must wear block every day. The nature of cabins is that there isn't much privacy. I know you will have a good time. I love you!!

Sent from my iPhone


solomon bloch <solomonbloch@gmail.com>
09/07/2010

to gale
NO! IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME!  My lip is killing me, and there's not little privacy, THERE'S NO PRIVACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I HATE THIS!  I can't ever get a  damn sailboat because there's not enough and the counselors are so damn strict.  RAY RUINED CAMP!  My other friend Elijah is going home.  Ray is the Camp Director.  PLEASE TAKE ME HOME, I MISS MY ROOM, MY COMPUTER, AND MY COMFORTABLE BATHROOM!   PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And yes, I passed the stupid swim test.

Noogie The Guru