Deathmaster Snikch crossover idea I made on /HHG/

not really a story but a thing a made on /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #165 and I want to share it. as well some other stuff
/hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #488 and #489
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you know sometimes I just get stupid ideas that I can't get out of my head. like this one
what if Deathmaster Snikch is one of the top Assassin that works for Lucifer and Lilith ask him to keep an eye on charlie.
I know Hazbin couldn't handle Warhammer stuff and He'd be fucking nuts In the best ways.
I am sorry that I post this
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Hey, we already have an Ork Mek Boi anon as the local mechanic.
We can handle Warhammer, just in small increments.
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that is true, thanks
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fuck, I already have a story idea for Snikch. this is what I imagine how it will go

when vaggie hears a lot of noise's outside of the hotel, she decided to checks it out. she find angel dust, Alastor and nifty looking at dead demon gang. (which they were about to cost trouble for the hotel) vaggie ask if one or all of them did this, she finds out that none of them did this, they just found like this.

vaggie take a closer look at the body's and notice peculiar puncture marks around one of the demons scalp, then she realized who did this... he here.

charlie who was 'busy' doing 'work' aka reading a sci-fi romance novels about a wolf demon trying to find love in space. when she was at the part when it was about getting good, she felt a familiar presence.

charlie close the novels and look at the darkest corner of the room... she knows who is there

"Snikch?"

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that all I have, I hope you like this bad story idea I made.
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what do you guys think?...
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Interesting. I wonder how many alternate universe's characters or historical figures does Lucifer has at his beck and call.
My headcanon is that he employed Himmler, Beria and Mielke (along with other secret police spymasters from history, as well as a couple of Judges and Commissars) to pull the strings for him in the shadows.
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don't forget Rommel, though the man was just doing it for his family
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The Desert Fox made the last call to Purgatory before it was shut down. He's Upstairs now.
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I don't believe he was a bad man, war is hell
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Crimes, he still had, atone, he did so, ascension to the Heavens, he did achieve.
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Lucifer's Shadow Guard

https://pastebin.com/h33r9cdn
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Double decribe things in a redundant manner ie "fire flames" "hot burns"
All creatures should be described as [Noun]-things ie "Demon-thing, devil-thing, man-thing, spider-thing", etc
Snivelling speak "yes-yes!"
"Great much-many greeting most potent of totentiates, yes-yes, more devil thing come soon-soon bring much-many more art-scribbles"
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>when vaggie hears a lot of noise's outside of the hotel, she decided to checks it out. she find angel dust, Alastor and nifty looking at dead demon gang. (which they were about to cost trouble for the hotel) vaggie ask if one or all of them did this, she finds out that none of them did this, they just found like this.
>vaggie take a closer look at the body's and notice peculiar puncture marks around one of the demons scalp, then she realized who did this... he here.
>charlie who was 'busy' doing 'work' aka reading a sci-fi romance novels about a wolf demon trying to find love in space. when she was at the part when it was about getting good, she felt a familiar presence.
>charlie close the novels and look at the darkest corner of the room... she knows who is there
>"Snikch?"
>A humanoid rat with a crudely sticked hooded cloak with a spiked metal ball at the end appear out of the shadows, he holding 2 Blades in his hands and one around his tail. He smiling
>"good morning-dawn to you princess-thing."
>charlie was confused, why is one of the best assassin that dad has doing here?... did something happen?
>"Hello Snikch." she put the book down on her bed "did something happen?" she said with worry in her voice
>"no-no, nothing like that. as for wondering-thinking about why I am here-here, your mother-thing send me to protect-guard you."
>charlie got surprise by that, she maybe thought her dad send him but mom?. it's been a long time since she talk her, lilith is always a busy demon. doing shows and singing her heart out but doing this was touching.
>"and it was a good-all right thing to do that your mother-thing send me here, yes-yes, because a bunch of demon-things were ready to try to attacked-demolish the hotel with paint and rocks that I saw on them. so I took those demon-things out before they start-begin anything."
>charlie stop her train of thought and got up from the bed
>"WHAT!" she yelled, she notice something outside, she walk over to the window. it was vaggie, angel, Alastor, and nifty looking over the dead corpse of the demon's that Snikch was talking about.
>"but.. bu-" before charlie can finish what she as going to say, Snikch cut her off.
>"No-no buts princess-thing, it's my job-post to protect-guard you with my life, yes-yes."
>"that was true" as charlie said "but how am I going to explain that We have now a pro assassin living in the hotel now?."
>he smirk "I think-think your moth-thing can already cover-answer that princess-thing. I am going back-away to check out the other parts of this hotel-thing to understand it better, to keep you safe-guarded." he walk back to the shadows and disappear like a ghost.
>charlie has a feeling this is going to be a long day.