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ME3 (Das Malefitz)

May 7th, 2012
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  1. You, an Assault Trooper, and the rest of your squad fan out backed by an Atlas, Nemesis support, turrets deployed by Combat Engineers, Guardians leading the advance and Phantoms probing the flanks. Your squad leader (Centurion) signals a Guardian ahead of you to advance.
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  3. Suddenly, his shield is ripped away from him and his head explodes in a gory mess. Within a hearbeat, the Guardian next to him falls forward with his own head missing, having been shot right through the viewing slit of his heavy shield. You and your squad unleash mass-accelerated hell in the direction of the shot but you can't find the sniper.
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  5. The Centurion lays down smoke to cover your advance, when a cluster of grenades fly through the smoke and detonates, wiping out half your squad. A second later, a black hole appears behind you, leaving the other half of your squad suspended helpless in the air where they are easy prey for the enemy sniper.
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  7. One of your fellow assault troopers decides he's had enough of that sniper and lobs a grenade in their general direction. Confident that No One Could Survive That, the two of you approach, only to find a whole lot of nothing where the infiltrator's body should be. Well, nothing but the faint glow of an omni-blade as it tears into your comrade's flank, instantly killing him. As you recover from the shock, you fire blindly into the shadows where the infiltrator used to be, but to no avail; the cloaked bastard gets away and continues to haunt the entire battlefield.
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  9. Your platoon scatters as the Atlas, turrets and Nemeses futily lay down suppressing fire. From behind, a rocket flies from cover and strikes a deathblow to the Atlas, the explosion killing the troopers nearby. A nearby turret suddenly has its shields replenished before it pumps a stream of bullets into the Engineer who planted it. A glowing orb of light appears and shocks a Nemesis out of cover, where she is torn to ribbons by a stream of assault rifle rounds.
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  11. You see a Phantom charge the nearest enemy commando, only to be frozen in stasis before a blue comet of death hurtles into her, causing her broken body to fly across the room. The Drell Vanguard, who proceeds to casually roundhouse kick a nearby squadmate to death, before unleashing another biotic charge into his next group of victims.
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  13. The surviving Engineer attempts to plant another turret to turn the tide of the battle, only to be shocked by electricity, causing his turret overload and explode in front of him while his shield collapses. He is so disoriented that he never sees the flaming omniblade of an Alliance commando scythe into his chest, ending his life. He then turns and incinerates another Nemesis before pistol whipping her to death, just to make sure.
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  15. A second Phantom closes in on the Alliance commando, hoping to get in close and let her katana do its work, when she is smacked aside like a rag doll by a charging Krogan warrior in the throes of blood rage. He charges into the building across from yours, sending a trooper flying out the window after head-butting his squadmates to death.
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  17. Your elite platoon is in shambles, and all you can do is watch in horror as you hear the cries of your comrades silenced one by one. Only you and your squad's Centurion are still alive, hiding behind a desk. Trying to find a means of escape, the Centurion peaks over the desk to find where the enemy is, only to be grabbed and yanked out of cover by a lithe Asari commando. Turning to flee, all you hear is the thrum of biotic power followed by the sound of your squad leader's head being splattered against the floor.
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  19. Before you can even get 10 paces, you are struck in the side and feel yourself rapidly freezing solid mid-step. At the mercy of 4 ruthless commandos, you see everything pass as if in slow-motion. The Asari fires a warp which speeds towards you, the Drell hurls another pack of cluster grenades at your feet, while the Alliance commando hurls a ball of fire that arcs in your direction. But all of that is forgotten when you see the Krogan hurtling towards you like a bat out of hell, bent on making sure you end your life with his massive fist shattering your frozen body. All you can do is close your eyes, embrace the inevitable, and wish that you joined Terra Firma instead of Cerberus.
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  21. In fairness: You are probably a brainwashed, cyborgized husk who has been Mind Raped into subservience (which is HONF on its own). You probably don't have the ability to feel fear, nor did you join Cerberus willingly.
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