Taako Speed 3

Griffin: Uh, it starts to make a pretty horrific buzzing sound. And then--

Merle: Here comes the fire…

Griffin: And you hear a, some almost like old dial-up beeps and boops coming out of him, and then you hear a pretty uh, much deeper and less friendly voice come out of him. And he says:

Hodge Podge: Accessing. RnD facilities. Accessing. Flame jets.

Travis: I reach down and turn my belt to fire.

Griffin: Ok. Yeah. You very quickly turn your elemental belt to fire. And you feel a wave of warmth wash over you, and then all three of you feel a wave of warmth wash over you as small holes open up in the room all around you, and jets of flame blast out of each one, uh, for about one second. You are wreathed in flame. So all of you, make a dexterity saving throw please.

[dice rolling]

Travis: Uh… ahoo. That’s not good. 7 plus 4… no 2… 9.

Justin: 17.

Clint: [hesitant] 5.

Travis: Wow! Are you using the right die? Are you rolling a d6?

Griffin: Yeah these have been some real stinkers, Merle. Uh one more time what were those numbers?

Clint: 25.

Griffin: No.

Justin: 17 for Taako.

Griffin: Ok Taako, you [makes a *whish* noise] you duck down real quick, you hide behind the pedestal and get out of the way of these jets.

Travis: 9 for Magnus.

Justin: At the last second I lift up my sandwich to get a nice little toast goin’.

Ep. 31, The Crystal Kingdom, 52:10