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In which Keelut fights stuff

Sep 17th, 2017
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  2. <yzabtech> ==START==
  3. <Keelut> (ok whos starting)
  4. <yzabtech> ((alright i'm just gonna start off))
  5. <yzabtech> The underling army is still approaching.
  6. <Keelut> (there were imps running at keelut)
  7. <yzabtech> First one up is an imp footsoldier.
  8. <Keelut> (roll initiative???)
  9. <yzabtech> ((yeah do that))
  10. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  11. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
  12. <yzabtech> Too slow.
  13. <yzabtech> The imp claws at you because it can't really do much else by its own.
  14. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20
  15. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {3}
  16. <yzabtech> Miss.
  17. <yzabtech> Can't even do that.
  18. <Keelut> Keelut takes a swing at the imp himself assuming it is now his turn
  19. <yzabtech> After an imp swipes at you it's your turn since they can't do anything else.
  20. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  21. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
  22. <Keelut> !roll 1d4+3
  23. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {5}
  24. <yzabtech> That appears to be a T2 weapon you have.
  25. <yzabtech> Roll an extra d4.
  26. <Keelut> (oh shit you right)
  27. <Keelut> !roll 1d4
  28. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
  29. <Keelut> 6 damage ho shit
  30. <yzabtech> You just took down half an imp.
  31. <yzabtech> There's still the other half the imp that's still alive and it still wants to fight.
  32. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20
  33. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {15}
  34. <yzabtech> Nope because of your insanely high AC.
  35. <yzabtech> I still don't know how you did that.
  36. <Keelut> Paths yo
  37. <Keelut> I get to add my wis mod to my AC
  38. <yzabtech> but your AC is 18
  39. <yzabtech> 10+dex+wis is only 15
  40. <Keelut> Yesh, its on top of my dex
  41. <Keelut> im also bad at math
  42. <yzabtech> add +2 in that bo--
  43. <yzabtech> yeah
  44. <Keelut> Shh
  45. <Keelut> Either way I dodged it anyway
  46. <yzabtech> yup
  47. <yzabtech> Your turn.
  48. <Keelut> Keelut bludgeons that bitch ass imp
  49. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  50. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
  51. <Keelut> Or not
  52. <Keelut> I should never gloat
  53. <yzabtech> Haha nice
  54. <yzabtech> The imp bludgeons that bitch ass Keelut
  55. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20
  56. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {17}
  57. <yzabtech> !roll 1d4
  58. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
  59. <Keelut> Noooooo my pride!
  60. <Keelut> RETURN FIRE
  61. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  62. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
  63. <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
  64. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=4 ] | {7}
  65. <Keelut> SUCK BONE BULGE IMP
  66. <yzabtech> It can't because it's dead.
  67. <yzabtech> Unless you're into necrophilia.
  68. <yzabtech> Build Grist: 18
  69. <yzabtech> T1 Grist: 5
  70. <yzabtech> 10 XP.
  71. <yzabtech> Next up is an ogre.
  72. <yzabtech> No wait.
  73. <yzabtech> Two ogres.
  74. <yzabtech> Twice the fun
  75. <yzabtech> Roll initiative again
  76. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  77. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {13}
  78. <yzabtech> Go first. ((also i noticed you didn't include all the other attacks the bostaff has on your sheet))
  79. <Keelut> (im a inor psion)
  80. <Keelut> (i dont get them until i level up to them)
  81. <Keelut> Keelut gives them a thumbs down before going to hit the first ogre
  82. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  83. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {14}
  84. <yzabtech> Nice.
  85. <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
  86. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=3 ] | {6}
  87. <yzabtech> Ok enough
  88. <yzabtech> Two ogre strikes though.
  89. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  90. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
  91. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  92. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  93. <yzabtech> One of them hits.
  94. <yzabtech> !roll 1d6+3
  95. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {9}
  96. <yzabtech> Ouch.
  97. <Keelut> Keelut curses the ogres in a creative way
  98. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  99. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {6}
  100. <yzabtech> Haha no.
  101. <Keelut> He's still not that great at combat
  102. <yzabtech> End turn?
  103. <Keelut> Yup
  104. <yzabtech> I'm so sorry.
  105. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  106. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
  107. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  108. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
  109. <yzabtech> !roll 1d6+3
  110. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {9}
  111. <yzabtech> Ouch.
  112. <Keelut> Keelut casts Break: Face on his bostaff before making another attack
  113. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  114. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
  115. <Keelut> fuuuu
  116. <yzabtech> holy shit.
  117. * Jaczac (~zacharyho@66.112.227.175) has joined
  118. <yzabtech> Marshall is screaming in the background.
  119. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  120. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
  121. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  122. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {7}
  123. <yzabtech> Your turn.
  124. <Keelut> Pls i wanna be cool
  125. <Keelut> One more try?
  126. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  127. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
  128. <Keelut> FINALLY
  129. <yzabtech> Finally!
  130. <Keelut> !roll 2#2d4+3
  131. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#2d4+3 --> | [ 2d4=4 ]{7}, [ 2d4=8 ]{11}
  132. <Keelut> 11 damage
  133. <yzabtech> Nice.
  134. <Keelut> To the injured ogre of course
  135. <yzabtech> The injured ogre dies.
  136. <yzabtech> Grist will be rolled all at once.
  137. <yzabtech> The ogre avenges his dead brother.
  138. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  139. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
  140. <yzabtech> uh.
  141. <Keelut> Is a miss
  142. <yzabtech> ok
  143. <Keelut> Keelut yells at the ogre before attackin it too
  144. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  145. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {15}
  146. <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
  147. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {8}
  148. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  149. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
  150. <yzabtech> your turn
  151. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  152. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
  153. <yzabtech> nope
  154. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  155. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {16}
  156. <yzabtech> !roll 1d6+3
  157. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
  158. <Keelut> Ow
  159. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  160. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {6}
  161. <yzabtech> no
  162. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  163. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
  164. <Keelut> *sweats*
  165. <yzabtech> !roll 1d6+3
  166. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {4}
  167. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  168. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
  169. <yzabtech> wonderful
  170. <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
  171. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=2 ] | {5}
  172. <yzabtech> i feel bad for you, reroll that
  173. <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
  174. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {8}
  175. <yzabtech> ok
  176. <Keelut> yay
  177. <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
  178. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
  179. <yzabtech> haha
  180. <Keelut> YES
  181. <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
  182. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {21}
  183. <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
  184. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=4 ] | {7}
  185. <yzabtech> ogre dies
  186. <yzabtech> 20 xp
  187. <yzabtech> Build Grist: 103
  188. <yzabtech> T1 Grist: 33
  189. <yzabtech> T2 Grist: 10
  190. <yzabtech> ==END==
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