Untogether

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(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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♪ Oh, Danny boy, the pipes,
the pipes are calling ♪

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ANDREA: What?

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♪ From glen to glen

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- ♪ And down the...
- Are you bored of this?

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No, sorry, it
helps me not to cum.

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Okay.

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♪ Down the mountain side

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♪ The rose

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You know, it sort of helps
me not to cum as well.

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Okay.

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- Uh, I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.

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NICK: Nah, come here.

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Can we start again?

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Can I cum on your face?

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Not until I've
met your mother.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(LIGHTER CLICKING)

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You're not gonna get
obsessed with me, are you?

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Would you like me to?

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Well, look, I, um,

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I just split up
with my girlfriend,

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so I'm not really available.

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When?

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No, I mean I'm not, like,
available, you know, ever.

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No, I mean, when did you
split up with your girlfriend?

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Oh, um, yesterday.

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Was that after the
party, after we met?

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Yeah, I felt so bothered by
how much I flirted with you

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at the party that I broke
up with her afterwards.

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Right, right.

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She was in love with me.

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I mean, we weren't together
that long, but she was, she was,

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she was in love.

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Maybe she wasn't as in
love with you as you think.

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Maybe she was just in love
with the man in your book.

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No.

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Used to happen
to me all the time.

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Still does, actually.

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Sorry, I've, uh, I haven't
got round to reading your book.

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No, I remember, like, wanting
to when it first came out,

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when there was all the
fuss about it, you know?

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Mm, it was all fuss.

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You might have told me
that you had a girlfriend

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before I came over.

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Would it have
made a difference?

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(♪ "KISS THEM FOR ME" BY
SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES)

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♪ It glittered and it gleamed

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♪ For the arriving
beauty queen ♪

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♪ A ring and a car

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♪ Now you're the
prettiest by far ♪

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♪ No party she'd not attend

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♪ No invitation
she wouldn't send ♪

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♪ Transfixed by
the inner sound ♪

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♪ Of your promise to be found

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♪ Oh

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♪ Nothing or no one

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♪ Will ever make
me let you down ♪

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♪ Kiss them for me,
I may be delayed ♪

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♪ Kiss them for me
if I am delayed ♪

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♪ It's divoon, oh it's serene

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♪ In the fountains
pink champagne ♪

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♪ Someone carving
their devotion ♪

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♪ In the the heart-shaped
pool of fame ♪

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TARA: What's wrong?

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- I feel I'm being mocked.
- How am I mocking you?

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It.

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You're watching the cat
the whole fucking time?

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I've been trying not to, but.

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- Fuck.
- Oh, no, no, no.

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Hey, come back, come back.

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Come on, we've never
had unsuccessful sex.

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TARA: Yes, we have.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(CAT PURRING)

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ANDREA: So, he fell in
love with a Palestinian woman

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when he was a volunteer
doctor in Gaza,

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and then she ended
up getting killed.

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I can see how that would
sell a million copies.

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Mm, two.

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Does he fuck heroically?

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All one night stands
are acts of bravery.

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Or defeat.

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Hey, if you're going to work,

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do you think you could give
me a lift down the hill?

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Andrea, you really need
to learn how to drive,

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you know that?

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Or else you're just not really

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engaging with the city at all.

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It's better this way.

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I get more writing done.

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Why, 'cause you're trapped?

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Yeah, it's good.

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So, can you give me a lift?

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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I slept with someone
I just met last night.

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Was that whore-ish?

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Was that a whore-ish
thing to do, do you think?

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Oh, well.

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You have a whore-ish
vibe about you.

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How?

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How?

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Your clothes, your hair,
I mean, your manner, really.

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When I first met you,
I thought, she's, uh,

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she'd be open to anything.

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- That is not true.
- I know.

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I know it's not, and I know
that you've moved down here,

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you have got yourself clean,
you go to your meetings.

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You got yourself together.

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Yeah, I have,
it's been a year.

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Right, so?

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This is the first untogether
thing you've done in a year.

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That's not really
a big deal, is it?

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What do you think
of these Clooney news?

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Haven't you heard he wants to
play you in the adaptation?

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Uh, I kinda think that

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George Clooney looks
like a dirty old uncle.

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Oh, god, no, were you abused?

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No.

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Ah, ah. (LAUGHING)

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You saw a bestselling
memoir right there

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in front of your
eyes, didn't you?

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No, no, I mean, I
don't know, maybe.

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You're something else.

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No, no, no, I'd take any
book you had to offer me,

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you know that.

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I'm just waiting for you
to tell me what it is.

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Otherwise, why would I be
here sweating in California

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when I could be in civilization?

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NICK: I'm sorry, it
was a happy childhood.

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No, no, good, that's good.

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Good, jolly good.

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Look, I'm a doctor.

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I wrote a book
that moved people.

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I don't really know anything
about his world of celebrity,

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- all that's...
- Hi, um,

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I just wanted to tell
you that your book

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is the most beautiful love
story I have ever read

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in my entire life.

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Oh, thank you.

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- Okay.
- Nice seeing you.

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Thanks.

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Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

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What are you thinking about?

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I was trying to conjure
up what Naima looked like.

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It's been too long now that
I feel I've almost lost her.

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No, she's on the page forever.

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She's in our hearts forever.

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Oh, no, I'll get this.

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- No, I'd like to.
- Oh, no, no.

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'Cause I can expense it.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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No, no, no, I would like to

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because you're a
woman and I'm a man.

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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)

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- You're really beardy.
- Mm.

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TARA: I've done
everything I can,

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but it's pretty hard with the...

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Yeah, I know, it's limiting.

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I told my wife it would be

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but she said this is one
great anniversary present.

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TARA: Mm.

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It's not you.

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You're very good, actually.

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I know.
(SPRAY HISSING)

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- Oh, what is that, it's...
- Really soothing.

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It's got a little bit of
orange, a little bit of clove,

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- and myrrh.
- That sounds biblical.

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Yes, I do a toner,

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and then I do a microdermabrasion,
and then I take a sword

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and I sacrifice you
to a vengeful lord.

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Just kidding.

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God steps in and
saves you at the end.

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So what do you do?

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I'm a rabbi.

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- You're kidding.
- No.

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You're just saying that
because of what I just said.

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You're just making fun of me
because you have a beard...

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That I grew just so I can
tell people I'm a rabbi?

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No, why are you so surprised?

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I just didn't think
that you'd be able to,

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to do something like this.

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- Why?
- Wasn't it vain?

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It feels vain, yeah.

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Do you feel like an asshole?

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I, uh.

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I'm sorry, I'm
a really bad Jew.

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I feel weird even touching you,

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like I'm touching the Torah
on my period or something.

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(RABBI GROANS)

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I'm not, I finished
four days ago.

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Three days ago.

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Oh, well, that
explains a lot, I guess.

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Thanks for sharing.

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(LAUGHING) I'm sorry.

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Am I blotchy at all?

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TARA: No, you're glowing.

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Oh, good, yeah.

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I feel like a foreskin.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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I don't know why I said that.

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Listen, Tara, thank
you very much.

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Aw, thank you.

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You did great.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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RABBI: It was a lot
of hard work, believe me.

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All right, bye.

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I wish that I had asked
my dad more about Jew stuff,

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but I don't really think

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that he even knew
that much himself.

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I mean, he grew up in England
and they kinda kept it quiet.

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My grandparents sent him to
boarding school when he was four

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so he would become less Jewish.

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That is awful.

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Listen, if you wanna
reconnect with your roots,

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feel free to come to
my congregation, okay,

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I think you'd really enjoy it.

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Okay.
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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RABBI: Come before I die.

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(TARA GIGGLES)

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(PHONE CHIMING)

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(PHONE BUZZING)

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You don't write very
well for a writer.

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Um, I'm a doctor.

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I could do a post-coital
removal of your spleen

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but I think you'd be
even less inclined

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to sleep with me again.

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- Again?
- Yeah.

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What?

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I thought it went well.

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It went well like
a Scrabble game?

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Look, we can have a fling,
if you want, an affair.

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A flingair?

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Yeah, a flingair.

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How would you define that?

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Something that's
so light as air

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that neither one of us
could possibly get hurt.

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You know, I bought my cousins
a toy once called a flinger.

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It was this sort of long,
stretchy jelly hand thing,

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and you could fling
it at other kids or,

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if you were feeling
bold, at an adult.

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Um, did you take my shirt?

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No.

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Maybe we're just
better as a one off.

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You know, like all those
beautiful one hit wonder bands.

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No, no, I wanna see you again.

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I just, I guess I feel that I
don't wanna have to call you.

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If you don't want to call me

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and you do want to
have sex with me,

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then how will I know
if you want sex?

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I'll text you.

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(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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You look really great.

255
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Thank you, you too.

256
00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:18,685
It's been a really long time.

257
00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:19,920
Did you fall in love again?

258
00:13:19,922 --> 00:13:21,788
You must have, tell
me, you did, you must,

259
00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:24,294
because you love love so much.

260
00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:27,295
Why, did you?

261
00:13:27,297 --> 00:13:28,896
No, I didn't fall in love.

262
00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:31,765
I did get married again, though.

263
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,667
Wow, you like getting married.

264
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:36,237
Oh, the first one
doesn't count, right?

265
00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:39,873
I mean, you were
practically a child bride.

266
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:40,776
Oh, sure.

267
00:13:43,146 --> 00:13:47,150
And are you still taking smack?

268
00:13:48,351 --> 00:13:51,922
Yeah, yeah, I do, I
do still take heroin.

269
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,324
I smoke it.

270
00:13:55,192 --> 00:13:56,026
You, um?

271
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,796
Uh, you know, I got clean.

272
00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:03,568
- 20th time lucky.
- Ah.

273
00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:10,972
MARTIN: But you're
so different to her.

274
00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:13,875
Yeah, well, I had Good Dad.

275
00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:16,744
You saw me when he died,
he was the love of my life.

276
00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:18,982
It's not her memory of him.

277
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,218
How old?

278
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,084
- What?
- No, no, your dog.

279
00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:25,254
Your dog, no, six?

280
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,455
Six. (CHUCKLING)

281
00:14:26,457 --> 00:14:27,722
Ha, yeah, you're
really good at that.

282
00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:29,757
Thank you, she broke
up with me for a month

283
00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:31,926
and all I did was
sit on the couch

284
00:14:31,928 --> 00:14:34,498
watching The Dog Whisperer, so.

285
00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:38,636
Ugh.

286
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,005
Baby, I've got some news.

287
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,473
TARA: What?

288
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,710
I have, uh, I got a gig.

289
00:14:46,712 --> 00:14:48,944
The house behind
The Canyon Store?

290
00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:50,714
No, no, no, not
that type of gig.

291
00:14:50,716 --> 00:14:53,150
Like, I mean, like a gig gig.

292
00:14:58,155 --> 00:15:03,160
I am putting the
band back together.

293
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,795
- What?
- Yeah, yeah.

294
00:15:06,797 --> 00:15:07,997
Just, I mean, just for a night,

295
00:15:07,999 --> 00:15:09,164
- just for a night.
- Oh, my god.

296
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,533
But if it goes
well, if it goes well,

297
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,269
then I'm gonna do it
for another night.

298
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:13,836
And then another night,
and then another night,

299
00:15:13,838 --> 00:15:15,771
and then another night, and.
(TARA GIGGLING)

300
00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:16,774
TARA: Mm.

301
00:15:17,743 --> 00:15:21,413
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

302
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:27,484
The internet is
actually fast food

303
00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:30,754
that you can eat
without chewing.

304
00:15:30,756 --> 00:15:32,255
That's his wife.

305
00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:33,156
RABBI: Yes, it's made
the world a smaller place,

306
00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:34,391
- they say,
- I've met her.

307
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:35,592
RABBI: but is that
really a good thing?

308
00:15:35,594 --> 00:15:37,861
She can be a
controlling bitch.

309
00:15:37,863 --> 00:15:40,030
RABBI: Libraries are the
loneliest place in town...

310
00:15:40,032 --> 00:15:41,431
I'm Rachel.

311
00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:42,365
I'm the daughter.

312
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,435
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

313
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:48,874
The things we need most
are not informational.

314
00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:52,545
Can Siri Google your soul?

315
00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:58,783
I'd like to end tonight
by reminding you

316
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:00,351
that at the end of the month,

317
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:03,554
we have our rally for
our Syrian refugees.

318
00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:04,988
I'd like you all to be there

319
00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:07,425
because somebody was
there for us when we came.

320
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,794
Somebody was there for your
grandfather when he came.

321
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:12,663
Somebody was there for your
great-grandfather when he came.

322
00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:14,233
Somebody was there.

323
00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,335
So be there for them.

324
00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:22,342
(LIVELY KLEZMER MUSIC)
(CONGREGATION CLAPPING)

325
00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:39,123
(CONGREGATION LAUGHING)

326
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,257
Shabbat shalom.

327
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:41,158
Hello, again.

328
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,394
Thank you.

329
00:16:42,396 --> 00:16:43,662
TARA: Hi.

330
00:16:43,664 --> 00:16:44,596
I had a feeling I
would see you here.

331
00:16:44,598 --> 00:16:46,097
- You did?
- I did, I did.

332
00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:47,164
How does my skin look?

333
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,199
- Fine.
- Good.

334
00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:49,634
(TARA GIGGLES)

335
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:50,635
This is actually my first
time at a temple ever.

336
00:16:50,637 --> 00:16:52,204
- Really?
- Yeah.

337
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,809
Except for, um, when
my dad died last year.

338
00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,810
- I'm sorry.
- We were more cultural Jews.

339
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:00,245
- Bagels...
- Woody Allen.

340
00:17:00,247 --> 00:17:01,747
Albert Brooks.

341
00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:03,815
Albert Brooks, Lost in
America, fantastic movie.

342
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:05,016
Your daughter is really nice.

343
00:17:05,018 --> 00:17:06,218
No, she's not.

344
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,519
(TARA LAUGHING)

345
00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:09,721
I'm just kidding, yes,
she's lovely, thank you.

346
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:11,523
I had nothing to do
with that, believe me.

347
00:17:11,525 --> 00:17:13,492
Will you come to the rally
at the end of the month?

348
00:17:13,494 --> 00:17:16,027
I can't, my boyfriend
is actually playing a show

349
00:17:16,029 --> 00:17:18,664
that night, he's a musician,
he used to be a rock guy

350
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:20,800
before I knew him,
before I was born.

351
00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:22,769
No, just kidding.
(BOTH LAUGHING)

352
00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:25,270
But, uh, yeah, I
should go to that.

353
00:17:25,272 --> 00:17:27,172
Okay.
(TARA CHUCKLES)

354
00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:28,407
Why don't you bring
him next time?

355
00:17:28,409 --> 00:17:29,709
- He's not Jewish.
- It doesn't matter.

356
00:17:29,711 --> 00:17:31,209
We extend the branch to
people of all faiths.

357
00:17:31,211 --> 00:17:33,813
And you see how important
music is to the service.

358
00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:35,180
I'd love you to bring him.

359
00:17:35,182 --> 00:17:36,915
This was a rocking
Shabbat, was it not?

360
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,150
TARA: Yes.

361
00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:38,984
RABBI'S WIFE:
Wait, is it Talia?

362
00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:39,918
No, it's Tara.

363
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,621
Oh, my bad, I Italianized you,

364
00:17:41,623 --> 00:17:43,556
which is the secret wish
of all Jewish women.

365
00:17:43,558 --> 00:17:45,625
(ALL CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)

366
00:17:45,627 --> 00:17:46,459
What are you wearing?

367
00:17:46,461 --> 00:17:47,393
It smells amazing.

368
00:17:47,395 --> 00:17:48,895
I don't think it's anything.

369
00:17:48,897 --> 00:17:50,696
That's all, that's natural?

370
00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:52,565
TARA: Yes.

371
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,400
Oh, so the last
time I saw you,

372
00:17:54,402 --> 00:17:55,701
I was naked

373
00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:57,871
- and covered in honey.
- Hello.

374
00:17:57,873 --> 00:18:00,106
I work at a spa. (CHUCKLING)

375
00:18:00,108 --> 00:18:01,340
- Okay.
- Okay.

376
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:03,509
Tara, thank you
so much for coming.

377
00:18:03,511 --> 00:18:04,577
- Thank you.
- It was delightful

378
00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,012
- to see you again.
- Yes.

379
00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:07,213
- I appreciate it.
- Can I, you know who she

380
00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:08,782
- really reminds me of?
- Who is that, dear?

381
00:18:08,784 --> 00:18:11,384
Maria Schneider in
Last Tango in Paris.

382
00:18:11,386 --> 00:18:12,719
- Oh.
- I...

383
00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:14,353
- No, I'm telling you.
- I'll Google it.

384
00:18:14,355 --> 00:18:15,356
Maybe not.

385
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,625
- It's rather racy.
- Oh.

386
00:18:18,627 --> 00:18:20,259
She's a grown
woman. (CHUCKLING)

387
00:18:20,261 --> 00:18:21,528
- Okay.
- Okay.

388
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,229
- Shabbat shalom.
- Shabbat shalom.

389
00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:24,498
Shabbat shalom.

390
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,432
He marched with
Martin Luther King

391
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:26,834
in the civil right movement.

392
00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:30,437
He's like this
electric, famous orator.

393
00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:33,005
He's a total, total rockstar.

394
00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:33,973
ANDREA: Is he a charlatan?

395
00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:35,676
No, why would you say that?

396
00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:39,112
I wouldn't trust anyone
you called a rockstar.

397
00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:41,281
Except Crosby, Stills,
Nash, and Young.

398
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:42,149
You trust all four of them?

399
00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:43,385
No, not Neil.

400
00:18:45,387 --> 00:18:46,987
I don't know why, though,
there's something...

401
00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:48,789
Is it because he looks like
a horse peed on his jeans

402
00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:51,058
and he just left them on
and let them dry in the sun?

403
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:55,028
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm. (GIGGLING)

404
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,330
Why are you wearing
a bloke's shirt?

405
00:18:56,332 --> 00:18:57,799
This is just my nightie.

406
00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:01,235
You had a one night stand,
now you're wearing his nightie.

407
00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:03,370
It's mine, I earned it.

408
00:19:03,372 --> 00:19:04,939
It's not even a good one.

409
00:19:04,941 --> 00:19:06,173
How do you know?

410
00:19:06,175 --> 00:19:07,942
'Cause I used to be
able to afford them.

411
00:19:07,944 --> 00:19:09,109
Stop.

412
00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:10,010
You should send it back.

413
00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,613
You know where he lives?

414
00:19:11,615 --> 00:19:14,983
'Cause you don't wanna be
smelling it and giving you ideas.

415
00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:16,216
What ideas?

416
00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:17,652
Well, that it's more
than a one night stand.

417
00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:19,354
It's not, I said that.

418
00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:21,623
He actually asked me if I
wanted to have an affair,

419
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,191
and I said no.

420
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:28,198
(♪ "HALLOWEEN BY THE SEA"
BY BART & THE BEDAZZLED)

421
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:35,637
♪ I watched the sun go down

422
00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:40,644
♪ On the USA

423
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:45,814
♪ Suburban boulevards

424
00:19:45,816 --> 00:19:49,885
♪ Cities in decay

425
00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:52,823
♪ People in dismay

426
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:02,733
(ANDREA MOANING)

427
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:05,937
Do I own you now?

428
00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:08,637
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

429
00:20:08,639 --> 00:20:12,142
♪ I heard the sun go down

430
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:14,410
Okay, I'm late for work,

431
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:15,878
but I told Andrea
that you were here

432
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,980
in case she wanted
to do the groceries.

433
00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:21,552
And I might be, uh,
late home again tonight

434
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:26,188
because I think I'm gonna
stop by the temple again.

435
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,025
Hmm.

436
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,260
Again, already?

437
00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:32,428
Yeah, I just, I've
been missing Dad a lot,

438
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:36,935
and I feel like it's a good
place to connect with him.

439
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,369
I understand.

440
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:43,907
♪ Wasted on the beach

441
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,444
♪ What a scene

442
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,395
When I was 13, we were
living on the Lower East Side

443
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,330
of New York City, and
two floors above us

444
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,100
was a young man named
Mickey Schwerner.

445
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,900
Ah, that's a Jewish name.

446
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:15,908
That's like being called
Joey Rabinowitz. (GIGGLING)

447
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,947
Well, Mickey and his wife
Rita lived two floors above us,

448
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,313
and he was older than I was,
but he was very good to me

449
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,815
in a way that older boys are not

450
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,884
'cause they don't like to be
seen with the little kids.

451
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,385
Mm-hmm.

452
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,788
And they were activists.

453
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,489
They worked for CORE.

454
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:33,758
CORE?

455
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,325
Congress of Racial Equality.

456
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:39,195
Hmm, that would definitely
be an abs class now.

457
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:40,665
And they were
very brave people.

458
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,366
They were Freedom Riders
in the truest sense.

459
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:43,968
They would go down South

460
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:47,038
and register African
Americans to vote.

461
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,940
They would boycott businesses
until they desegregated.

462
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,108
Mm-hmm.

463
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,610
They were very
inspiring young people,

464
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:56,180
and it was Mickey who
taught me about Dr. King.

465
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,582
And I read everything I could.

466
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,986
And I listened to
him whenever I could.

467
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,057
And I just was awestruck.

468
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,693
(ANDREA WHISTLING)

469
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,095
I know you make
a solid living,

470
00:22:10,097 --> 00:22:14,265
but I've never seen
you actually painting.

471
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:15,435
I am starving.

472
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:18,436
Do you wanna get breakfast?

473
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,008
Doing the walk of shame, huh?

474
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,776
No, I don't feel shame.

475
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,011
Oh, you should.

476
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,378
It's a very useful emotion.

477
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,050
You are so fucking judgmental.

478
00:22:31,652 --> 00:22:32,884
You must have been
a shit rockstar.

479
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:35,387
No, I was good,
actually, and beloved,

480
00:22:35,389 --> 00:22:36,521
which your sister will find out

481
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,889
when she comes to see the show.

482
00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:41,727
I sat next to Mickey
just so by osmosis

483
00:22:41,729 --> 00:22:44,029
I thought I could become
a better person, you know?

484
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,099
But it doesn't work
by osmosis, no,

485
00:22:46,101 --> 00:22:49,468
you have to walk the walk,
talk the talk, ride the bus.

486
00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:54,439
And 50 years later, organize
a rally for Syrian refugees.

487
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:57,076
Sorry, I didn't mean
to say Syrian refugees

488
00:22:57,078 --> 00:22:59,411
like it was a bad thing.

489
00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:01,049
It is a bad thing.

490
00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:05,586
Is that pink?

491
00:23:06,755 --> 00:23:10,489
Are you gonna be doing
a cover of Barbie Girl?

492
00:23:10,491 --> 00:23:11,791
- By Aqua?
- Yeah, I fucking know

493
00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:12,959
who sings Barbie Girl.

494
00:23:12,961 --> 00:23:14,259
You've got me pegged
wrong, sister.

495
00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:16,428
You've got me in the
one hit wonder count,

496
00:23:16,430 --> 00:23:17,997
but I had two hits.

497
00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:20,900
Two bites at the cherry, so.

498
00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:24,403
You know, I have a picture,
George Harrison, in my office,

499
00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:25,838
because I thought he
was the one Beatle

500
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,407
that was truest to his ideals.

501
00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:30,777
Yeah, he also spoiled at
least three classic albums

502
00:23:30,779 --> 00:23:32,812
with his love of sitar.

503
00:23:32,814 --> 00:23:34,280
(RABBI CHUCKLES)

504
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:38,284
Wait, um, do you guys
want to come with me tonight

505
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,621
to a book party?

506
00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:42,024
She's busy.

507
00:23:45,393 --> 00:23:46,228
Okay.

508
00:23:47,163 --> 00:23:48,728
Well, do you want to come?

509
00:23:48,730 --> 00:23:51,297
(MARTIN SCOFFS)

510
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:52,698
No.

511
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,036
No, you're rude.

512
00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:56,138
You're rude.

513
00:23:58,841 --> 00:24:02,912
You look like velvet but
you're Velcro, scratchy.

514
00:24:04,113 --> 00:24:07,850
So then what happened
with Mickey Jewinowitz?

515
00:24:09,618 --> 00:24:13,587
Mickey was murdered
in 1964 in Mississippi

516
00:24:13,589 --> 00:24:16,690
along with two fellow
civil rights workers,

517
00:24:16,692 --> 00:24:19,693
James Chaney, Andrew Goodman.

518
00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:21,895
They were beaten, shot to death,

519
00:24:21,897 --> 00:24:24,965
and buried by
members of the KKK.

520
00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:28,969
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

521
00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:30,871
Long time ago.

522
00:24:30,873 --> 00:24:34,075
But that's what got me started.

523
00:24:34,077 --> 00:24:37,711
I didn't know where
that story was going.

524
00:24:37,713 --> 00:24:42,152
I'm sorry, I was just trying
to make you laugh, and...

525
00:24:43,552 --> 00:24:44,819
Tara, no, no, no.

526
00:24:44,821 --> 00:24:46,754
You didn't know what
I was about to say.

527
00:24:46,756 --> 00:24:49,958
So, what did you wanna ask me?

528
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,630
Oh, um, your boyfriend
is a musician, yes?

529
00:24:56,299 --> 00:24:57,832
Yeah.

530
00:24:57,834 --> 00:24:59,467
Oh, so I was thinking that
maybe you could talk to him

531
00:24:59,469 --> 00:25:02,537
about organizing an
interfaith concert

532
00:25:02,539 --> 00:25:04,474
in support of the rally.

533
00:25:05,343 --> 00:25:06,176
Uh,

534
00:25:08,178 --> 00:25:09,345
- yep.
- Yes?

535
00:25:09,347 --> 00:25:11,646
- Okay.
- I think it'd be spectacular.

536
00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:12,981
I will do that
when I get home.

537
00:25:12,983 --> 00:25:15,385
- Thank you very much.
- Okay.

538
00:25:25,762 --> 00:25:28,266
I'm really sorry about Mickey.

539
00:25:29,532 --> 00:25:30,533
Thank you.

540
00:25:42,914 --> 00:25:45,516
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

541
00:25:48,552 --> 00:25:50,152
Hey.

542
00:25:50,154 --> 00:25:51,587
Oh.

543
00:25:51,589 --> 00:25:52,590
I'm Sevan.

544
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:56,992
Seven, like a
Seven Nation Army.

545
00:25:56,994 --> 00:26:00,397
No, it's just like Evan
with an S on the front.

546
00:26:00,399 --> 00:26:01,331
Hmm.

547
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,899
You're dressed in all '50s.

548
00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:04,669
'60s.

549
00:26:06,104 --> 00:26:07,836
You know, I once wrote a
story for The Paris Review,

550
00:26:07,838 --> 00:26:09,406
it's about this beautiful girl,

551
00:26:09,408 --> 00:26:11,540
she worked in a vintage store...

552
00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:13,442
I don't work in
a vintage store.

553
00:26:13,444 --> 00:26:14,510
I'm a writer.

554
00:26:14,512 --> 00:26:16,112
Oh, that's fantastic.

555
00:26:16,114 --> 00:26:17,613
Oh, man, you should
definitely work in that

556
00:26:17,615 --> 00:26:18,547
until you make it.

557
00:26:18,549 --> 00:26:21,017
You know, don't give up.

558
00:26:21,019 --> 00:26:22,551
I'm a published author.

559
00:26:22,553 --> 00:26:23,485
Okay, okay.

560
00:26:23,487 --> 00:26:24,854
So, what's the book about,

561
00:26:24,856 --> 00:26:26,323
that you're trying
to get published?

562
00:26:26,325 --> 00:26:30,293
It's been published in
several different languages.

563
00:26:30,295 --> 00:26:31,129
Hey.

564
00:26:32,197 --> 00:26:33,462
Hi.

565
00:26:33,464 --> 00:26:35,464
Where's my wine?

566
00:26:35,466 --> 00:26:37,033
I don't work here.

567
00:26:37,035 --> 00:26:37,867
Oh no?

568
00:26:37,869 --> 00:26:39,102
- Yeah.
- Oh.

569
00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:40,370
You look like more of
a waitress than I do.

570
00:26:40,372 --> 00:26:43,275
(LIGHTER CLICKING)

571
00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:51,217
NICK: Hey.

572
00:26:52,218 --> 00:26:53,351
Hi.

573
00:26:53,353 --> 00:26:54,584
Fancy seeing you here.

574
00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:57,288
Yeah, I didn't know
you knew Ben and Ginny.

575
00:26:57,290 --> 00:26:58,890
- Yeah, hi.
- Hello.

576
00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:02,492
I like your vintage dress.

577
00:27:02,494 --> 00:27:06,163
Thanks, it's my
superhero costume.

578
00:27:06,165 --> 00:27:07,298
Is it?

579
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,134
Always.

580
00:27:14,573 --> 00:27:17,441
Um, you are quite the amazon.

581
00:27:17,443 --> 00:27:19,410
That's why she's
good to have at a party

582
00:27:19,412 --> 00:27:21,078
where we're trying to
sell a lot of books.

583
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,079
Hey.

584
00:27:22,081 --> 00:27:22,915
Hey.

585
00:27:24,617 --> 00:27:26,217
Do you know Andrea Moore?

586
00:27:26,219 --> 00:27:28,487
She wrote Anxiety is
Freedom when was, what, 23?

587
00:27:28,489 --> 00:27:31,322
Oh, yes, of
course, great book.

588
00:27:31,324 --> 00:27:32,723
Right, right, so,
who are you, mate?

589
00:27:32,725 --> 00:27:33,591
Sorry, who are you?

590
00:27:33,593 --> 00:27:34,792
Oh, I don't matter.

591
00:27:34,794 --> 00:27:36,027
Come on, man,
everyone matters.

592
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,496
(MARTIN SCOFFS)

593
00:27:37,498 --> 00:27:39,764
Everyone's got a good book
in them too, you know?

594
00:27:39,766 --> 00:27:40,600
I don't.

595
00:27:41,901 --> 00:27:43,168
(MARTIN COUGHING)

596
00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:46,005
(ANDREA CHUCKLES)

597
00:27:47,307 --> 00:27:48,206
I'd better go. (COUGHING)

598
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,441
NICK: Sorry, man.

599
00:27:49,443 --> 00:27:51,243
No, can I talk to
you for a moment?

600
00:27:51,245 --> 00:27:52,079
Yeah.

601
00:27:55,449 --> 00:27:56,283
I, I,

602
00:27:57,351 --> 00:27:58,884
I do not like that guy.

603
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,419
And I don't like this party.

604
00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:01,953
- I'm going.
- I'm staying.

605
00:28:01,955 --> 00:28:03,422
How are you gonna get home?

606
00:28:03,424 --> 00:28:05,857
Yes, I do remember that book.

607
00:28:05,859 --> 00:28:07,092
It wasn't bad at all,

608
00:28:07,094 --> 00:28:08,226
although I don't agree
with the philosophy

609
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,495
behind the Anxiety is Freedom.

610
00:28:10,497 --> 00:28:11,863
Even understand anxiety,

611
00:28:11,865 --> 00:28:14,232
it's such a foreign
concept to me.

612
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,734
You can go, it's fine.

613
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:19,838
What would you sister say
if I just abandoned you here?

614
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,239
She doesn't care.

615
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,908
She doesn't do what
you want her to do,

616
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,414
why would you do what
she wants you to do?

617
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,450
MARTIN: Ugh.

618
00:28:30,452 --> 00:28:32,452
EDITOR: So, you're
English, are you?

619
00:28:32,454 --> 00:28:34,287
- Yes.
- Yeah, where are you from?

620
00:28:34,289 --> 00:28:35,587
Golders Green.

621
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,090
- Golders Green.
- Yeah.

622
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,391
Yes, I know, Golders Green,
on the end of the tube line.

623
00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:39,891
Yeah.

624
00:28:39,893 --> 00:28:42,061
So I haven't followed
you since your first book.

625
00:28:42,063 --> 00:28:43,728
There hasn't been another one.

626
00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:45,398
There hasn't been another one.

627
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,631
Andrea moved coasts,

628
00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:49,535
so she's got an epic
masterpiece under wraps.

629
00:28:49,537 --> 00:28:51,804
Never leave too
long between books.

630
00:28:51,806 --> 00:28:54,874
That's what I always
tell my clients.

631
00:28:54,876 --> 00:28:56,109
So, I'm so sorry,

632
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,944
but your really, really
remind me of someone.

633
00:28:57,946 --> 00:28:59,479
It is on the tip of my tongue.

634
00:28:59,481 --> 00:29:02,014
So just give me
three, two, I have it.

635
00:29:02,016 --> 00:29:05,451
I have it and I bet you
get it all the time.

636
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:06,621
Amy Winehouse.

637
00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:09,122
No.

638
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:10,491
I never got that.

639
00:29:10,493 --> 00:29:13,059
- It's a compliment.
- Hmm.

640
00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:16,731
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

641
00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:28,277
How was your night?

642
00:29:30,379 --> 00:29:31,813
Can't complain.

643
00:29:54,904 --> 00:29:57,740
(INHALES SHARPLY)

644
00:30:11,221 --> 00:30:13,789
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

645
00:30:17,793 --> 00:30:21,697
♪ Some people spend a lifetime

646
00:30:22,966 --> 00:30:24,132
- Hmm.
- Wait.

647
00:30:24,134 --> 00:30:25,667
Hmm?

648
00:30:25,669 --> 00:30:26,935
What do you think would
be the most difficult song

649
00:30:26,937 --> 00:30:28,271
to make love to?

650
00:30:29,372 --> 00:30:32,207
You're always playing
this mood music.

651
00:30:32,209 --> 00:30:34,976
And I feel like you play it
for all the girls, but like,

652
00:30:34,978 --> 00:30:37,212
what would be a challenge?

653
00:30:37,214 --> 00:30:38,615
NICK: Oh, god.

654
00:30:39,783 --> 00:30:41,182
Free Nelson Mandela?

655
00:30:41,184 --> 00:30:43,051
- You have that?
- No.

656
00:30:43,053 --> 00:30:45,654
- Punk would be tricky.
- No, it's not.

657
00:30:45,656 --> 00:30:47,922
Oh, okay, I've got it.

658
00:30:47,924 --> 00:30:48,992
Yes, yes, ah!

659
00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:53,027
NICK: This better be good.

660
00:30:53,029 --> 00:30:54,929
ANDREA: Just wait for it.

661
00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:58,969
(♪ "SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE"
BY R.E.M.)

662
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:06,277
(NICK LAUGHING)

663
00:31:18,788 --> 00:31:23,794
♪ Shiny happy people laughing

664
00:31:26,564 --> 00:31:31,569
♪ Meet me in the
crowd, people, people ♪

665
00:31:34,238 --> 00:31:39,243
♪ Throw your love around,
love me, love me ♪

666
00:31:41,946 --> 00:31:46,951
♪ Take it into
town, happy, happy ♪

667
00:31:49,655 --> 00:31:54,626
♪ Put it in the ground
where the flowers grow ♪

668
00:31:56,295 --> 00:31:58,595
Can you leave your
scrubs on, please?

669
00:31:58,597 --> 00:31:59,596
NICK: Of course.
(Andrea giggles)

670
00:31:59,598 --> 00:32:02,867
♪ Gold and silver shine

671
00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:11,043
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

672
00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:36,434
Is this okay?

673
00:32:36,436 --> 00:32:37,468
That I do this in front of you?

674
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:38,304
Yeah.

675
00:32:39,672 --> 00:32:42,408
I never had a
problem with drink.

676
00:32:44,544 --> 00:32:45,812
You do, though.

677
00:32:48,147 --> 00:32:49,814
Don't you have work to do?

678
00:32:49,816 --> 00:32:50,650
No.

679
00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:53,351
Today's my day off.

680
00:32:53,353 --> 00:32:55,054
It's my drinking day.

681
00:33:02,095 --> 00:33:03,062
Look at you.

682
00:33:04,964 --> 00:33:06,899
You're so fucking sexy.

683
00:33:09,369 --> 00:33:11,605
I fucking love fucking you.

684
00:33:12,972 --> 00:33:17,043
You're not exactly a
natural wordsmith, are you?

685
00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:22,315
NICK: Yeah.

686
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,821
Come back.

687
00:33:29,222 --> 00:33:33,558
I've got a conference
call with my agent.

688
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,829
Do you still have an agent?

689
00:33:38,132 --> 00:33:40,534
I don't know, to be honest.

690
00:34:00,521 --> 00:34:01,488
Come back.

691
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:09,831
(♪ "LECHA DODI" BY
DISTANT COUSINS)

692
00:34:12,299 --> 00:34:16,136
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

693
00:34:26,848 --> 00:34:30,185
(CONGREGATION CLAPPING)

694
00:34:54,910 --> 00:34:55,943
Hi.

695
00:34:55,945 --> 00:34:58,846
Hi, careful, my hair clip, oh.

696
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:01,314
Why are you reading TMZ?

697
00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:02,483
If you're gonna waste your time,

698
00:35:02,485 --> 00:35:03,951
can't you read a
less disgusting site?

699
00:35:03,953 --> 00:35:06,085
It's founded by one of
your fellow congregants.

700
00:35:06,087 --> 00:35:08,355
- Well, it's disgusting.
- I know.

701
00:35:08,357 --> 00:35:09,556
And that's why everyone
hates the Jews.

702
00:35:09,558 --> 00:35:10,990
That's not why.

703
00:35:10,992 --> 00:35:12,593
Everyone does not hate the Jews.

704
00:35:12,595 --> 00:35:13,894
You just say that
'cause you had Bad Dad.

705
00:35:13,896 --> 00:35:16,465
Right, so I have good reason.

706
00:35:19,134 --> 00:35:20,601
- I don't wanna read it.
- Neither did I

707
00:35:20,603 --> 00:35:23,804
until I got sucked in correcting
all the grammatical errors,

708
00:35:23,806 --> 00:35:25,105
which took forever.

709
00:35:25,107 --> 00:35:26,874
You copy-edited
the Daily Mail?

710
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:28,609
I tried to upload
the fixed version,

711
00:35:28,611 --> 00:35:30,744
but they weren't very receptive.

712
00:35:30,746 --> 00:35:32,012
No more talking
to crazy people.

713
00:35:32,014 --> 00:35:33,413
You spent a really long
time trying to get well.

714
00:35:33,415 --> 00:35:35,148
You should be talking
to sane people.

715
00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:36,483
What sane people?

716
00:35:36,485 --> 00:35:38,653
There aren't any left.

717
00:35:38,655 --> 00:35:39,486
I don't have an agent.

718
00:35:39,488 --> 00:35:40,889
I can't talk to Nick.

719
00:35:40,891 --> 00:35:43,223
He's much too
successful to just talk.

720
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:44,993
And you guys don't
wanna hang out with me.

721
00:35:44,995 --> 00:35:46,997
Okay, that's not true.

722
00:35:49,331 --> 00:35:50,832
(TARA SIGHS)

723
00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,334
These are so good.

724
00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:01,141
MARTIN: Angel, what's wrong?

725
00:36:01,143 --> 00:36:01,978
Hmm!

726
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:07,751
Nothing, it's just
that time of the month.

727
00:36:08,685 --> 00:36:09,519
Hmm.

728
00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:16,324
Is there anything I can do?

729
00:36:16,326 --> 00:36:17,893
- Hmm?
- No.

730
00:36:17,895 --> 00:36:19,563
Hmm, hmm, baby, hmm.

731
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
You're so wonderful.

732
00:36:25,002 --> 00:36:28,739
You women, the way you
cleanse yourself, hmm.

733
00:36:32,710 --> 00:36:33,543
Hmm, hmm.

734
00:36:35,178 --> 00:36:36,013
- Hey.
- Hmm?

735
00:36:37,715 --> 00:36:41,384
I just want you to
feel close to me again.

736
00:36:42,853 --> 00:36:46,189
Do you wanna come
to services with me?

737
00:36:50,861 --> 00:36:52,928
I thought you'd never ask.

738
00:36:52,930 --> 00:36:54,296
Hmm, hmm.

739
00:36:54,298 --> 00:36:56,901
(LIVELY MUSIC)

740
00:36:57,835 --> 00:37:01,639
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

741
00:37:17,488 --> 00:37:21,390
It's really nice
that you brought me.

742
00:37:21,392 --> 00:37:22,226
But

743
00:37:23,629 --> 00:37:24,894
I should go to band practice

744
00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:27,396
'cause we've only got a
week left, should I go?

745
00:37:27,398 --> 00:37:28,232
Right?

746
00:37:30,435 --> 00:37:32,769
♪ Everybody, clap your hands

747
00:37:32,771 --> 00:37:34,037
- Oh, fuck off.
- Martin.

748
00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:35,304
♪ Any thought

749
00:37:35,306 --> 00:37:37,007
♪ Any prayer

750
00:37:37,009 --> 00:37:38,642
♪ That is whispered

751
00:37:38,644 --> 00:37:40,377
♪ In this world

752
00:37:40,379 --> 00:37:42,078
♪ And the next world

753
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,813
♪ And the next world

754
00:37:43,815 --> 00:37:46,916
♪ And the next world

755
00:37:46,918 --> 00:37:48,852
Enjoy yourself. (SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

756
00:37:48,854 --> 00:37:50,121
- Hi.
- Hi, there.

757
00:37:50,123 --> 00:37:51,821
- Hi, there.
- Hi.

758
00:37:51,823 --> 00:37:52,990
- And you must be?
- Martin.

759
00:37:52,992 --> 00:37:55,126
Martin, I'm David, Josie.

760
00:37:55,128 --> 00:37:56,359
Hello, nice to meet...

761
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:57,794
I hear you're a
fantastic musician.

762
00:37:57,796 --> 00:38:00,196
And I'll paint your
house for a 100 quid.

763
00:38:00,198 --> 00:38:01,799
Wow, is that good?

764
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:02,766
No, not really.

765
00:38:02,768 --> 00:38:03,968
(LAUGHING)

766
00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:06,137
Well, we're big fans
of your girl here.

767
00:38:06,139 --> 00:38:07,740
Yeah, more woman.

768
00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:11,274
I always end up explaining that.

769
00:38:11,276 --> 00:38:12,109
To whom?

770
00:38:12,111 --> 00:38:13,946
Um, myself, I think.

771
00:38:16,181 --> 00:38:17,515
I really love the dancers.

772
00:38:17,517 --> 00:38:18,983
- Well, that was Josie's idea.
- Oh.

773
00:38:18,985 --> 00:38:20,751
And they're part of the
rally at the end of the month.

774
00:38:20,753 --> 00:38:21,986
I'm sorry you can't make that.

775
00:38:21,988 --> 00:38:25,923
- Hmm, unfortunately we can't.
- We can't.

776
00:38:25,925 --> 00:38:27,792
- Okay.
- Okay.

777
00:38:27,794 --> 00:38:31,495
Boy, the Holocaust was a
terrible business, wasn't it?

778
00:38:31,497 --> 00:38:34,100
I mean, just terrible business.

779
00:38:39,073 --> 00:38:44,078
(STRUMMING GUITAR)
(CAT MEOWING)

780
00:38:47,181 --> 00:38:50,851
Why is it taking you
so long to write again?

781
00:38:53,787 --> 00:38:55,723
ANDREA: I got clean.

782
00:38:57,791 --> 00:39:00,424
When was the last time
you went to a meeting?

783
00:39:00,426 --> 00:39:02,761
Um, I go twice a week.

784
00:39:02,763 --> 00:39:05,699
So last time I went
was a month ago.

785
00:39:07,801 --> 00:39:10,102
That guy, that is
a serious, look it,

786
00:39:10,104 --> 00:39:13,138
he's a seriously
good-looking guy.

787
00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:14,305
Look, pfft.

788
00:39:14,307 --> 00:39:16,374
He's not a writer.

789
00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:17,544
He's a doctor.

790
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:23,281
He doesn't slave over sentences.

791
00:39:23,283 --> 00:39:26,121
He's just a chancer
who got lucky.

792
00:39:28,223 --> 00:39:30,722
Fuck me, you're
in love with him

793
00:39:30,724 --> 00:39:32,994
and jealous of him as well.

794
00:39:36,898 --> 00:39:38,900
There is no true love.

795
00:39:39,968 --> 00:39:42,369
Only a finely tuned jealousy.

796
00:39:44,005 --> 00:39:44,839
Oh.

797
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,708
- Did you write that?
- Yes.

798
00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:50,209
No, you didn't.

799
00:39:50,211 --> 00:39:53,280
It's a Manic Street
Preachers B-Side.

800
00:39:56,751 --> 00:39:59,087
My influences are diverse.

801
00:40:00,221 --> 00:40:01,388
MARTIN: Oh.

802
00:40:02,690 --> 00:40:03,923
All I'm saying is that

803
00:40:03,925 --> 00:40:06,192
something really
sad happened to him,

804
00:40:06,194 --> 00:40:09,464
and all he had to do
was write it down.

805
00:40:10,465 --> 00:40:12,133
He had to feel it.

806
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:16,435
He had to translate the feeling.

807
00:40:16,437 --> 00:40:19,372
♪ There ain't
hardly been a time ♪

808
00:40:19,374 --> 00:40:24,379
♪ When that's been
too good to lose ♪

809
00:40:26,148 --> 00:40:28,982
♪ When I should know

810
00:40:28,984 --> 00:40:33,088
♪ That I'm always
free to choose ♪

811
00:40:33,956 --> 00:40:36,058
TARA: Good day's work?

812
00:40:40,029 --> 00:40:44,765
I'm sorry, I was just
really focused on this thing.

813
00:40:44,767 --> 00:40:46,633
I got you a Torah.

814
00:40:46,635 --> 00:40:48,202
You're proselytizing now?

815
00:40:48,204 --> 00:40:51,104
No, I just thought that you
might get something out of it.

816
00:40:51,106 --> 00:40:51,907
Thanks.

817
00:40:55,444 --> 00:40:56,276
What's wrong with Perry?

818
00:40:56,278 --> 00:40:57,678
What do you mean?

819
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,250
I mean he looks really weird.

820
00:41:01,116 --> 00:41:03,085
He always looks weird.

821
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,421
(PHONE CHIMING)

822
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:10,492
Right, I'm gonna
take him to the vet.

823
00:41:15,798 --> 00:41:17,531
Okay, Perry.

824
00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:18,765
Perry, I'm gonna
take you to the vet

825
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:21,537
just as soon as
I get back, okay?

826
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:26,776
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

827
00:41:35,585 --> 00:41:39,419
(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)

828
00:41:39,421 --> 00:41:42,724
I keep thinking of
you there in Gaza

829
00:41:42,726 --> 00:41:44,895
and all that you went through.

830
00:41:48,832 --> 00:41:50,867
NICK: Yeah, come here.

831
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:59,308
Oh, god, everything I
wanna say is so crazy.

832
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:01,279
I just wanna be stopped.

833
00:42:08,386 --> 00:42:10,485
(ANDREA CRYING)

834
00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:11,822
Hey, you okay?

835
00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:13,824
Yeah.

836
00:42:15,893 --> 00:42:17,592
- No.
- I'm sorry.

837
00:42:17,594 --> 00:42:19,762
When you say to me,

838
00:42:19,764 --> 00:42:23,200
when you say to me
that you wanna own me,

839
00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:27,736
why you say that?

840
00:42:27,738 --> 00:42:30,973
'Cause you're so beautiful.

841
00:42:30,975 --> 00:42:33,342
Why do you wanna be owned?

842
00:42:33,344 --> 00:42:36,781
'Cause I wanna be
corralled by someone.

843
00:42:38,983 --> 00:42:43,388
I wanna be led to some sort
of safety in confinement.

844
00:42:47,024 --> 00:42:50,362
I wish you didn't
do this to yourself.

845
00:42:52,463 --> 00:42:53,265
So do I.

846
00:42:57,402 --> 00:43:00,303
It was the strangest thing,

847
00:43:00,305 --> 00:43:04,307
waiting for my dad to
come home from tour,

848
00:43:04,309 --> 00:43:06,910
just waiting for him to
pay attention to anything

849
00:43:06,912 --> 00:43:10,315
but his fucking band,
you know, and just.

850
00:43:13,218 --> 00:43:17,220
But he couldn't, because
then he would come home,

851
00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:20,724
then he would come home and
just want to get strung out.

852
00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:22,258
That's horrible.

853
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:27,165
So then, when I was 15, I
decided to join him, and I did.

854
00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:30,267
And I did.

855
00:43:30,269 --> 00:43:31,536
Jesus Christ.

856
00:43:33,206 --> 00:43:36,039
It worked then
for a few weeks.

857
00:43:36,041 --> 00:43:39,609
But then he was so
upset by what he'd done,

858
00:43:39,611 --> 00:43:41,745
and he got clean.

859
00:43:41,747 --> 00:43:45,016
NICK: Something
cracked in him, I guess.

860
00:43:45,018 --> 00:43:47,784
And I got stuck, you see?

861
00:43:47,786 --> 00:43:49,956
I got stuck, I got hooked.

862
00:43:51,491 --> 00:43:54,994
I got hooked and I
couldn't get off of it.

863
00:43:58,998 --> 00:44:00,898
(ANDREA CRYING)

864
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:03,036
NICK: You're all right.

865
00:44:41,275 --> 00:44:44,111
(ANDREA GROANING)

866
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:57,724
I'm here.

867
00:45:10,771 --> 00:45:13,774
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

868
00:45:36,498 --> 00:45:37,332
Perry?

869
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:41,369
(SMACKING LIPS)

870
00:45:42,804 --> 00:45:43,638
Perry.

871
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:48,074
(SMACKING LIPS)

872
00:45:48,076 --> 00:45:51,210
(SIGHS) Perry.

873
00:45:51,212 --> 00:45:53,547
(PERRY MEOWING)

874
00:45:53,549 --> 00:45:54,383
Oh!

875
00:45:56,084 --> 00:46:00,186
So your cat hadn't
urinated in over four days.

876
00:46:00,188 --> 00:46:02,121
He has crystals in his urine

877
00:46:02,123 --> 00:46:04,324
that can't pass through the
tip of the urethra in his penis

878
00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:06,125
because it's too narrow.

879
00:46:06,127 --> 00:46:07,927
In extreme cases,

880
00:46:07,929 --> 00:46:11,398
we castrate them and
we reconstruct a vagina

881
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,701
so that the urethra is wide
enough for the crystals to pass.

882
00:46:15,703 --> 00:46:19,542
I'm afraid that's what
we need to do to Perry.

883
00:46:21,043 --> 00:46:22,409
You're joking.

884
00:46:22,411 --> 00:46:24,111
I'm serious.

885
00:46:24,113 --> 00:46:25,781
He'll die otherwise.

886
00:46:26,982 --> 00:46:29,483
Be happy you got
him here in time.

887
00:46:29,485 --> 00:46:32,488
And that you gave
him a unisex name.

888
00:46:35,457 --> 00:46:36,524
TARA: Hey.

889
00:46:36,526 --> 00:46:38,058
Where the fuck were you?

890
00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:39,927
Yeah, I was helping the
rabbi archive his sermons.

891
00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:40,861
Of course you were.

892
00:46:40,863 --> 00:46:42,095
What's that supposed to mean?

893
00:46:42,097 --> 00:46:43,665
You think this man is
gonna change your life

894
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,533
like some magical unicorn?

895
00:46:45,535 --> 00:46:47,368
I don't think that
he really unicorn.

896
00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:48,835
You think he's a Pegasus?

897
00:46:48,837 --> 00:46:51,071
Some sort of Yiddish leprechaun?

898
00:46:51,073 --> 00:46:52,674
One who's going
to grant your wish

899
00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:54,242
and lead you to
your pot o' gelt?

900
00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:56,710
Oh, so should I be like you?

901
00:46:56,712 --> 00:46:58,446
Chasing a man in the
prime of his career

902
00:46:58,448 --> 00:46:59,913
and screwing every girl he can,

903
00:46:59,915 --> 00:47:02,849
texting you when he possibly
remember to give a fuck?

904
00:47:02,851 --> 00:47:03,687
Ladies.

905
00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:05,655
Calm down.

906
00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:16,032
EDITOR: Ahem.

907
00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,469
Hi, gorgeous, missed you.

908
00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:28,378
All right, no, you can't be
here to talk about promotion.

909
00:47:29,312 --> 00:47:31,312
We're flogging a
dead horse here.

910
00:47:31,314 --> 00:47:34,884
No, I'm not, we're
not flogging anything.

911
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,128
Um, you excuse me a minute?

912
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:50,900
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

913
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:53,537
It's okay.

914
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,339
Fuck.

915
00:47:57,774 --> 00:47:58,707
Fuck!

916
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:02,280
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

917
00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,383
If I get the risotto,

918
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,851
you'll help me out
with that, would you?

919
00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:11,787
The ninth printing of
your memoir has been halted,

920
00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:14,256
effective immediately.

921
00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:15,725
Why?

922
00:48:15,727 --> 00:48:19,765
All existing copies are
being pulped and you know why.

923
00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:23,600
I don't know why.

924
00:48:23,602 --> 00:48:25,801
Ah, god, don't do
this, this is dull.

925
00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:26,902
Are we really gonna do this?

926
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:27,803
I don't know why.

927
00:48:27,805 --> 00:48:29,539
Can you fill me in?

928
00:48:29,541 --> 00:48:33,008
Hmm. (CHUCKLES)

929
00:48:33,010 --> 00:48:36,045
You see, Nick, there
wasn't a Naima.

930
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:38,214
You made her up.

931
00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:42,054
Your whole tragic love
story was an invention.

932
00:48:50,262 --> 00:48:51,496
I'm so sorry.

933
00:48:53,265 --> 00:48:56,767
EDITOR: I actually
don't think that you are.

934
00:48:56,769 --> 00:48:58,601
When I realized that
you'd figured it out,

935
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:03,442
I went into the bathroom and
I vomited into the trash can.

936
00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:06,912
Show me the vomit.

937
00:49:09,181 --> 00:49:10,448
What?

938
00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:14,084
If you were in the
bathroom, by a loo,

939
00:49:14,086 --> 00:49:17,155
why would you vomit
into a trash can?

940
00:49:21,694 --> 00:49:22,861
You see, Nick,

941
00:49:24,096 --> 00:49:26,366
it just doesn't make sense.

942
00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:37,210
I'm sorry you found out.

943
00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:45,084
Are you all right?

944
00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:49,186
Can you come by?

945
00:49:49,188 --> 00:49:52,556
Tonight, please,
come by, tonight.

946
00:49:52,558 --> 00:49:55,025
I need to talk to you.

947
00:49:55,027 --> 00:49:57,230
Because I feel like I can.

948
00:50:15,915 --> 00:50:20,050
♪ Shiny happy people holding

949
00:50:20,052 --> 00:50:22,788
♪ Shiny happy people...

950
00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:23,624
Hey, um,

951
00:50:25,592 --> 00:50:28,493
do you think that Martin's
gonna be okay for his show?

952
00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:31,963
Yeah, I mean, he's
certainly excited about it.

953
00:50:31,965 --> 00:50:34,801
Mainly for you to be there.

954
00:50:34,803 --> 00:50:37,068
You've never seen
that part of his life.

955
00:50:37,070 --> 00:50:40,338
Right, but do you
think that he's ready?

956
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:44,911
Um, he's definitely been
eating in preparation for it.

957
00:50:44,913 --> 00:50:46,445
Has he?

958
00:50:46,447 --> 00:50:48,714
Tara, he's gained, like,
10 pounds in the last week.

959
00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:50,817
(PHONE RINGING)

960
00:50:50,819 --> 00:50:52,752
Oh, shh, it's him, hi.

961
00:50:52,754 --> 00:50:54,487
Hi, baby.

962
00:50:54,489 --> 00:50:55,855
It's your baby.

963
00:50:55,857 --> 00:50:57,356
Shh, sorry, babe.

964
00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:58,925
I can't really
hear you right now.

965
00:50:58,927 --> 00:51:01,861
That's because he's
eating the phone.

966
00:51:01,863 --> 00:51:04,129
He's accidentally dialed
the number with his tooth.

967
00:51:04,131 --> 00:51:04,933
- No.
- Shh!

968
00:51:05,934 --> 00:51:07,333
Let me call you right back.

969
00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:10,236
Okay, I love you too, bye.
(ANDREA SQUEALING)

970
00:51:10,238 --> 00:51:12,038
Are you just bathing in
your bras and underwear?

971
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,141
I'm washing 'em, killing
two birds with one stone.

972
00:51:15,143 --> 00:51:18,411
Yeah, but then you're just
stewing in your own filth.

973
00:51:18,413 --> 00:51:19,247
Always.

974
00:51:59,121 --> 00:52:01,822
Pared the set list
down from 12 to 10,

975
00:52:01,824 --> 00:52:03,924
gonna leave them wanting
more, blah blah blah.

976
00:52:03,926 --> 00:52:05,628
And sold 400 tickets.

977
00:52:07,396 --> 00:52:09,498
TARA: Can we get home?

978
00:52:10,699 --> 00:52:11,532
Sir, can I ask you?

979
00:52:11,534 --> 00:52:12,799
How old are your dogs?

980
00:52:12,801 --> 00:52:15,302
Is the one that you're
holding six or seven,

981
00:52:15,304 --> 00:52:17,139
and your son's, three?

982
00:52:18,407 --> 00:52:19,841
Seven and three, yeah.

983
00:52:19,843 --> 00:52:21,343
Seven and three.

984
00:52:22,578 --> 00:52:24,177
I've still got it, baby.

985
00:52:24,179 --> 00:52:25,847
I really, really need to pee.

986
00:52:25,849 --> 00:52:27,047
So go.

987
00:52:27,049 --> 00:52:27,982
Look, right there.

988
00:52:27,984 --> 00:52:29,684
I painted the sign myself.

989
00:52:29,686 --> 00:52:30,919
That doesn't look like a lady.

990
00:52:30,921 --> 00:52:34,221
And yet you know
that that is a lady.

991
00:52:34,223 --> 00:52:35,892
I'll just skip it.

992
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:40,461
Because I'm not Basquiat,
you'd rather, what,

993
00:52:40,463 --> 00:52:42,797
- piss in your pants?
- Yeah, I would.

994
00:52:42,799 --> 00:52:43,800
Hmm, okay.

995
00:52:44,668 --> 00:52:45,600
Basquiat was an abstractist,

996
00:52:45,602 --> 00:52:46,834
so that wasn't a good example.

997
00:52:46,836 --> 00:52:49,003
Well, Wittgenstein
was a philosopher,

998
00:52:49,005 --> 00:52:50,238
and he basically said

999
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,640
that if you recognize
something as a sign,

1000
00:52:52,642 --> 00:52:54,811
then it is a correct sign.

1001
00:52:56,179 --> 00:52:57,314
That's a lady.

1002
00:52:58,315 --> 00:53:00,950
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1003
00:53:00,952 --> 00:53:02,183
What?

1004
00:53:02,185 --> 00:53:03,718
I'm sure I'm not the
first kid to piss myself

1005
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,887
on that jungle gym.

1006
00:53:04,889 --> 00:53:06,456
You're not a kid.

1007
00:53:07,925 --> 00:53:10,993
Just 'cause you're younger
than me, you're an adult.

1008
00:53:10,995 --> 00:53:12,596
You're meant to be.

1009
00:53:18,769 --> 00:53:20,002
TARA: Is there any situation

1010
00:53:20,004 --> 00:53:23,407
in which you wouldn't
be attracted to me?

1011
00:53:25,308 --> 00:53:26,542
What?

1012
00:53:26,544 --> 00:53:30,111
I'm not attracted to
you right now, okay?

1013
00:53:30,113 --> 00:53:31,616
You're scaring me.

1014
00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:34,683
What's with you?

1015
00:53:34,685 --> 00:53:35,684
What's changed?

1016
00:53:35,686 --> 00:53:36,919
What have I done?

1017
00:53:36,921 --> 00:53:38,387
- It's like I annoy you.
- Yeah, you're annoying.

1018
00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:40,391
You're a fucking cunt!

1019
00:53:41,993 --> 00:53:44,228
Do you want those washed?

1020
00:54:04,315 --> 00:54:07,050
That was unforgivable.

1021
00:54:07,052 --> 00:54:09,418
You're beautiful,
you're not a cunt.

1022
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:10,656
I am, though.

1023
00:54:11,890 --> 00:54:13,089
I hate it.

1024
00:54:13,091 --> 00:54:14,189
I didn't wanna
spoil the surprise,

1025
00:54:14,191 --> 00:54:15,992
but I've written you a song.

1026
00:54:15,994 --> 00:54:18,762
TARA: I don't wanna
hear it right now.

1027
00:54:18,764 --> 00:54:21,933
I'll play it for
you tomorrow night.

1028
00:54:23,402 --> 00:54:24,236
Okay.

1029
00:54:31,276 --> 00:54:33,010
Why weren't you answering me?

1030
00:54:33,012 --> 00:54:34,513
I was going crazy.

1031
00:54:39,018 --> 00:54:43,188
My cat had actually had
an emergency sex change.

1032
00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:48,326
It cost $5,000.

1033
00:54:49,862 --> 00:54:52,529
They found, like, crystals
got caught in his urine

1034
00:54:52,531 --> 00:54:55,132
and they actually
blocked his penis,

1035
00:54:55,134 --> 00:54:58,169
so they had to remove
the entire thing.

1036
00:54:58,171 --> 00:55:02,675
It kinda felt like a sign,
I mean the castration part.

1037
00:55:16,322 --> 00:55:18,591
I think we should break up.

1038
00:55:19,559 --> 00:55:20,393
Why?

1039
00:55:22,295 --> 00:55:24,662
If what we're having
is meaningless,

1040
00:55:24,664 --> 00:55:27,767
what meaning is
there in breaking up?

1041
00:55:29,136 --> 00:55:31,103
Have you lost weight?

1042
00:55:31,105 --> 00:55:32,037
Why?

1043
00:55:32,039 --> 00:55:34,338
Your boobs look smaller.

1044
00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:35,974
Do you want your money back?

1045
00:55:35,976 --> 00:55:38,509
No, Jesus, what
do you think of me?

1046
00:55:38,511 --> 00:55:41,680
Look, you were just so sad
last time you were here,

1047
00:55:41,682 --> 00:55:43,215
I was worried.

1048
00:55:43,217 --> 00:55:47,219
So worried that you had to
leave while I was sleeping.

1049
00:55:47,221 --> 00:55:49,322
I had to clear my head.

1050
00:55:50,924 --> 00:55:52,924
I really don't know you.

1051
00:55:52,926 --> 00:55:55,496
I mean, other than your memoir.

1052
00:55:59,466 --> 00:56:02,834
Look, I'm a good guy, really.

1053
00:56:02,836 --> 00:56:05,672
I know, it says
so in your novel.

1054
00:56:10,444 --> 00:56:11,643
R.E.M.

1055
00:56:11,645 --> 00:56:13,011
I don't want to listen
to R.E.M. right now.

1056
00:56:13,013 --> 00:56:15,248
Okay, right, R.E.M.,
they were seen as hollow

1057
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,016
just because they were
so fucking popular,

1058
00:56:17,018 --> 00:56:18,852
but they were special.

1059
00:56:19,888 --> 00:56:21,087
And just because

1060
00:56:21,089 --> 00:56:22,587
they were on the fucking
radio all the time,

1061
00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:25,290
it doesn't negate the songs
that Michael Stipe wrote.

1062
00:56:25,292 --> 00:56:26,993
Are you saying that
you are the Michael Stipe

1063
00:56:26,995 --> 00:56:28,495
of this situation?

1064
00:56:33,367 --> 00:56:34,301
You know,

1065
00:56:36,336 --> 00:56:40,473
I loved the part in your
novel where you say...

1066
00:56:40,475 --> 00:56:41,641
Wait.

1067
00:56:41,643 --> 00:56:42,441
- ...that the mouth...
- I'm sorry.

1068
00:56:42,443 --> 00:56:43,645
You read my novel?

1069
00:56:46,948 --> 00:56:48,783
Of course, I had to.

1070
00:56:49,784 --> 00:56:52,618
I had to piece it together.

1071
00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:54,821
We have great sex.

1072
00:56:54,823 --> 00:56:56,290
Thank you.

1073
00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:59,727
No, I mean, it's not
you, it's just chemistry.

1074
00:57:00,562 --> 00:57:02,196
Okay.

1075
00:57:02,198 --> 00:57:05,265
What do you think it means?

1076
00:57:05,267 --> 00:57:09,771
I think it means that we
are compatible in some way.

1077
00:57:13,909 --> 00:57:15,911
But you don't want that.

1078
00:57:17,046 --> 00:57:19,148
No, and neither do you.

1079
00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:23,719
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1080
00:57:36,232 --> 00:57:39,134
(CROWD CHATTERING)

1081
00:57:44,673 --> 00:57:46,073
Thank you.

1082
00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:47,608
Hello, there.

1083
00:57:47,610 --> 00:57:51,411
Um, so, we are in a little
bit of a delay right now.

1084
00:57:51,413 --> 00:57:56,050
There's a lot of traffic,
people can't get here.

1085
00:57:56,052 --> 00:57:57,517
I guess the moral
of the story is

1086
00:57:57,519 --> 00:57:59,921
don't schedule a rally during
rush hour in Los Angeles.

1087
00:57:59,923 --> 00:58:01,655
But people are coming in.

1088
00:58:01,657 --> 00:58:03,892
We're hoping for a
very large turnout

1089
00:58:03,894 --> 00:58:08,096
because this is such, such a
test of people's compassion.

1090
00:58:08,098 --> 00:58:09,030
Okay.

1091
00:58:09,032 --> 00:58:10,033
Thank you.

1092
00:58:14,536 --> 00:58:17,437
Okay, the ones that are
here are really passionate.

1093
00:58:17,439 --> 00:58:19,240
Oh, please don't.

1094
00:58:19,242 --> 00:58:20,911
There's nobody here.

1095
00:58:22,212 --> 00:58:23,645
- Well...
- I can't.

1096
00:58:23,647 --> 00:58:24,979
- No, there's...
- Jo.

1097
00:58:24,981 --> 00:58:25,813
JOSIE: There's a
really big accident...

1098
00:58:25,815 --> 00:58:26,848
- Jo.
- Okay.

1099
00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:28,317
- They're coming, though.
- Jo, Jo.

1100
00:58:28,319 --> 00:58:31,353
We don't even have enough
for minion man march.

1101
00:58:31,355 --> 00:58:33,523
What is wrong with people?

1102
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,193
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1103
00:58:38,195 --> 00:58:39,194
- Hi.
- Oh, hey, hey.

1104
00:58:39,196 --> 00:58:40,695
- Hello.
- Hello.

1105
00:58:40,697 --> 00:58:42,366
- Nice, um.
- Andrea.

1106
00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:46,101
This is my girlfriend's
big sister.

1107
00:58:46,103 --> 00:58:47,369
ANDREA: Big
sis, the older one.

1108
00:58:47,371 --> 00:58:48,603
Let's go.

1109
00:58:48,605 --> 00:58:51,943
- You, you don't know.
- Nice to meet you.

1110
00:58:56,180 --> 00:59:00,049
- It's so smoky, it's like...
- Well, it is a club.

1111
00:59:00,051 --> 00:59:01,850
Yeah, but I can't sing.

1112
00:59:01,852 --> 00:59:04,186
Can't you stop
being such an old man?

1113
00:59:04,188 --> 00:59:07,022
MARTIN: Not really.
(Andrea laughs)

1114
00:59:07,024 --> 00:59:08,958
Where is she?

1115
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,360
Uh, I mean, she
must be on her way.

1116
00:59:11,362 --> 00:59:13,896
She's probably having
trouble parking.

1117
00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:16,999
I have to do
something, I'm sorry.

1118
00:59:17,001 --> 00:59:18,233
MARTIN: What?

1119
00:59:18,235 --> 00:59:19,702
ANDREA: It's going
to help, I promise.

1120
00:59:19,704 --> 00:59:21,103
Oh, no, no.

1121
00:59:21,105 --> 00:59:22,272
- No, no, no, no.
- Please, please.

1122
00:59:22,274 --> 00:59:23,806
Fuck off, fuck off.

1123
00:59:23,808 --> 00:59:24,807
ANDREA: I want
you to look great.

1124
00:59:24,809 --> 00:59:27,344
Look, I'm, I'm old, I mean.

1125
00:59:27,346 --> 00:59:30,681
Yeah, but you can
be old and sexy too.

1126
00:59:33,051 --> 00:59:33,951
I just, uh.

1127
00:59:39,358 --> 00:59:41,126
All right, oh, sorry.

1128
00:59:46,098 --> 00:59:46,932
Okay.

1129
00:59:53,138 --> 00:59:55,707
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1130
00:59:58,010 --> 01:00:00,677
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1131
01:00:00,679 --> 01:00:03,880
♪ What gives this
mess some grace ♪

1132
01:00:03,882 --> 01:00:07,385
♪ Unless it's kicks, man

1133
01:00:07,387 --> 01:00:11,688
♪ Unless it's fiction

1134
01:00:11,690 --> 01:00:16,695
♪ Unless it's sweat
or it's songs ♪

1135
01:00:17,596 --> 01:00:19,596
♪ What hits against this chest

1136
01:00:19,598 --> 01:00:24,603
♪ Unless it's a
sick man's hand ♪

1137
01:00:25,505 --> 01:00:29,106
♪ From some mid-level band

1138
01:00:29,108 --> 01:00:33,244
♪ He's been driving too long

1139
01:00:33,246 --> 01:00:37,515
♪ On a dark windless night
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1140
01:00:37,517 --> 01:00:41,285
♪ With the stereo on

1141
01:00:41,287 --> 01:00:45,356
♪ And the towns flying by

1142
01:00:45,358 --> 01:00:49,393
♪ And the ground getting soft

1143
01:00:49,395 --> 01:00:51,496
♪ And the sound

1144
01:00:51,498 --> 01:00:52,497
♪ From down

1145
01:00:52,499 --> 01:00:55,802
♪ Unless it's tricks, man

1146
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,370
- Hey.
- Hi.

1147
01:00:58,372 --> 01:00:59,970
Yay.

1148
01:00:59,972 --> 01:01:04,110
♪ I am convinced that I will
not get so broke up again ♪

1149
01:01:05,011 --> 01:01:09,114
♪ And on a seven-day high

1150
01:01:09,116 --> 01:01:13,118
♪ That heavenly song

1151
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,854
♪ Punches right
through my mind ♪

1152
01:01:16,856 --> 01:01:20,926
♪ And it pumps
through my blood ♪

1153
01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:24,830
♪ And I know it's a lie

1154
01:01:24,832 --> 01:01:28,834
♪ But I still give my love

1155
01:01:28,836 --> 01:01:32,871
♪ And the heart's
all locked up ♪

1156
01:01:32,873 --> 01:01:37,044
♪ For your hands
to pluck off, oh ♪

1157
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:55,528
♪ What gives this
mess some grace ♪

1158
01:01:55,530 --> 01:01:59,132
♪ Unless it's fiction

1159
01:01:59,134 --> 01:02:03,102
♪ Unless it's licks, man

1160
01:02:03,104 --> 01:02:07,406
♪ Unless it's lies
or it's love ♪

1161
01:02:07,408 --> 01:02:09,808
♪ What breaks our
heart the most ♪

1162
01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:14,816
I'm, uh, happy to see you,
but I didn't expect to see you.

1163
01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:18,784
You made plans to your
boyfriend's show or something.

1164
01:02:18,786 --> 01:02:20,219
Yeah, plans change.

1165
01:02:20,221 --> 01:02:21,787
Ah, okay.

1166
01:02:21,789 --> 01:02:26,560
♪ I wanna tell her that
your love isn't lost ♪

1167
01:02:26,562 --> 01:02:30,564
♪ Say, my heart
is still crossed ♪

1168
01:02:30,566 --> 01:02:34,501
♪ Scream, you're so wonderful

1169
01:02:34,503 --> 01:02:38,438
♪ What a dream in the dark

1170
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,643
♪ About working so hard

1171
01:02:42,645 --> 01:02:46,380
♪ About growing so stoned

1172
01:02:46,382 --> 01:02:49,050
Actually, plans didn't change.

1173
01:02:51,086 --> 01:02:52,352
I just wanted to
be here with you.

1174
01:02:52,354 --> 01:02:57,359
♪ Believe in the
light on your own ♪

1175
01:03:01,864 --> 01:03:05,332
♪ La, la, la, la

1176
01:03:05,334 --> 01:03:08,070
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

1177
01:03:26,423 --> 01:03:30,660
(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)

1178
01:03:40,637 --> 01:03:43,371
I didn't realize you
could sing like that.

1179
01:03:43,373 --> 01:03:44,606
I didn't know.

1180
01:03:44,608 --> 01:03:46,574
Sorry, I'm so impressed.

1181
01:03:46,576 --> 01:03:48,009
Where was she?

1182
01:03:48,011 --> 01:03:49,644
She didn't tell me
what a big deal you were.

1183
01:03:49,646 --> 01:03:51,814
She doesn't really know.

1184
01:03:52,849 --> 01:03:53,681
Where was she?

1185
01:03:53,683 --> 01:03:54,949
I don't know.

1186
01:03:54,951 --> 01:03:57,919
Hi, can I get you a drink?

1187
01:03:57,921 --> 01:03:58,989
Oh, um, uh.

1188
01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:05,360
Thank you, no, I'm taken,
but thank you, though.

1189
01:04:05,362 --> 01:04:06,597
Come on, now.

1190
01:04:08,532 --> 01:04:09,864
Are you crazy?

1191
01:04:09,866 --> 01:04:12,400
She only wanted to
buy you a drink.

1192
01:04:12,402 --> 01:04:16,004
Fuck Tara, she
isn't fucking here.

1193
01:04:16,006 --> 01:04:17,171
You want me to
cheat on your sister?

1194
01:04:17,173 --> 01:04:19,207
- That's not gonna happen.
- No.

1195
01:04:19,209 --> 01:04:22,745
No, I'm not, I would not like
you to cheat on my sister,

1196
01:04:22,747 --> 01:04:24,178
but I would like her
to treat you better.

1197
01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:25,514
She treats me fine.

1198
01:04:25,516 --> 01:04:27,618
Hmm, then where is she?

1199
01:04:33,923 --> 01:04:37,126
You're right,
she should be here.

1200
01:04:37,128 --> 01:04:37,962
Hmm.

1201
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:51,375
Um.

1202
01:04:54,178 --> 01:04:55,012
I can't.

1203
01:04:58,883 --> 01:04:59,718
Why?

1204
01:05:01,886 --> 01:05:04,721
It won't make me any younger.

1205
01:05:04,723 --> 01:05:09,459
It won't make me less
committed to another woman.

1206
01:05:09,461 --> 01:05:10,961
Tara, but I can't.

1207
01:05:14,065 --> 01:05:16,566
You're gonna make a lot
of mistakes in your life.

1208
01:05:16,568 --> 01:05:18,969
I don't wanna be one of them.

1209
01:05:23,709 --> 01:05:26,445
(ANDREA MOANING)

1210
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:28,913
Sorry.

1211
01:05:32,451 --> 01:05:35,786
You look like her,
you smell like her.

1212
01:05:35,788 --> 01:05:38,457
But you are nice to me, and I...

1213
01:05:40,092 --> 01:05:41,093
It's okay.

1214
01:05:42,861 --> 01:05:44,596
Didn't mean anything.

1215
01:05:46,231 --> 01:05:48,500
Just that you're not happy.

1216
01:05:52,705 --> 01:05:55,107
So why do you put up with it?

1217
01:05:56,843 --> 01:05:59,111
- Because I love her.
- Hmm.

1218
01:06:08,354 --> 01:06:13,126
How was it?
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1219
01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:25,104
He kissed me

1220
01:06:28,341 --> 01:06:29,442
for a second.

1221
01:06:31,544 --> 01:06:33,312
He thought I was you.

1222
01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:38,518
He wanted me to be you.

1223
01:06:43,757 --> 01:06:48,762
Of course he wants
me to be you. (SOBBING)

1224
01:06:52,231 --> 01:06:54,835
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1225
01:07:13,754 --> 01:07:15,922
You should have been there.

1226
01:07:15,924 --> 01:07:17,022
You missed out.

1227
01:07:17,024 --> 01:07:19,626
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1228
01:07:22,062 --> 01:07:25,065
I don't wanna be
with you anymore.

1229
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,081
Okay, just

1230
01:07:45,453 --> 01:07:48,721
tell me what I need
to do to fix it.

1231
01:07:48,723 --> 01:07:51,826
Why don't you kiss
my sister again?

1232
01:07:53,161 --> 01:07:54,395
Oh, fuck off.

1233
01:08:01,603 --> 01:08:02,938
You're a coward.

1234
01:08:09,511 --> 01:08:12,180
(PERRY MEOWING)

1235
01:08:26,562 --> 01:08:30,464
Hey, how old is
your dog, nine, 10?

1236
01:08:30,466 --> 01:08:33,969
She's one.
(DOG PANTING)

1237
01:08:36,372 --> 01:08:38,139
Don't look at my dog.

1238
01:09:08,404 --> 01:09:10,907
(TENSE MUSIC)

1239
01:09:27,757 --> 01:09:30,925
He doesn't have to
go back to Australia.

1240
01:09:30,927 --> 01:09:34,963
I told him he didn't even
have to move out of the house.

1241
01:09:34,965 --> 01:09:36,633
Of course he does.

1242
01:09:37,534 --> 01:09:39,703
You're so fucking selfish.

1243
01:09:40,938 --> 01:09:41,771
I mean,

1244
01:09:43,573 --> 01:09:45,841
when you love someone,

1245
01:09:45,843 --> 01:09:47,910
your lives intertwine.

1246
01:09:47,912 --> 01:09:49,310
You take responsibility
for them.

1247
01:09:49,312 --> 01:09:50,378
He took responsibility for you.

1248
01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:52,649
Yeah, he's older than me.

1249
01:09:53,851 --> 01:09:56,952
You should have taken
responsibility for him.

1250
01:09:56,954 --> 01:10:01,959
(♪ "DEAR JOHN" BY RYAN
ADAMS AND NORAH JONES)

1251
01:10:12,970 --> 01:10:17,975
♪ A house full of walls

1252
01:10:18,743 --> 01:10:21,176
♪ And utility bills

1253
01:10:21,178 --> 01:10:23,912
Are you going to be okay?

1254
01:10:23,914 --> 01:10:27,683
♪ The company calls

1255
01:10:27,685 --> 01:10:30,419
♪ I got a nice bed to sleep on

1256
01:10:30,421 --> 01:10:34,492
I don't really have much
of a choice now, do I?

1257
01:10:35,526 --> 01:10:37,226
Yes, you do.

1258
01:10:37,228 --> 01:10:40,629
You could fall into a pit
of sorrow and despair.

1259
01:10:40,631 --> 01:10:42,633
Yeah, that's a choice.

1260
01:10:45,403 --> 01:10:48,439
You? (CLEARS THROAT)

1261
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:51,074
ANDREA: I'm going to dwell

1262
01:10:51,076 --> 01:10:53,109
and turn the sadness
over and over

1263
01:10:53,111 --> 01:10:55,412
in my mouth like a fine wine.

1264
01:10:55,414 --> 01:10:57,049
Of course you are.

1265
01:10:58,784 --> 01:11:01,985
♪ And the other one's gone

1266
01:11:01,987 --> 01:11:06,725
I'm gonna leave you with
some words of wisdom, if I may.

1267
01:11:10,129 --> 01:11:12,495
You keep trying to
get inside of this man

1268
01:11:12,497 --> 01:11:14,764
and you're banging your
head against the sky

1269
01:11:14,766 --> 01:11:19,271
because you can't, but he
is just someone you conjured

1270
01:11:21,273 --> 01:11:24,543
so you don't have to
deal with reality.

1271
01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:31,048
♪ But most of them went

1272
01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:36,055
♪ Last time

1273
01:11:37,522 --> 01:11:41,561
♪ 'Cause you're always mine
to keep when you're gone ♪

1274
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,168
♪ Two silver rings

1275
01:11:51,170 --> 01:11:56,142
♪ One's on your finger
and the other one's gone ♪

1276
01:11:57,610 --> 01:12:02,582
♪ Went underground
with you, oh John ♪

1277
01:12:06,086 --> 01:12:11,091
♪ Oh John

1278
01:12:11,724 --> 01:12:13,861
♪ Oh John

1279
01:12:17,164 --> 01:12:21,735
♪ Oh John
♪ I miss you

1280
01:12:32,613 --> 01:12:33,612
♪ I miss you

1281
01:12:33,614 --> 01:12:34,882
Are you free?

1282
01:12:36,617 --> 01:12:39,985
Would you like a regular
facial or an express?

1283
01:12:39,987 --> 01:12:43,555
Doesn't matter,
regular, I guess.

1284
01:12:43,557 --> 01:12:46,091
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1285
01:12:46,093 --> 01:12:50,330
I just wanna say that I'm
sorry if I ever hurt you.

1286
01:12:58,739 --> 01:13:00,774
TARA: Close your eyes.

1287
01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:07,146
I'm just gonna leave
this for 10 minutes.

1288
01:13:07,148 --> 01:13:08,482
I'll be outside.

1289
01:13:11,085 --> 01:13:12,018
(LATCH CLICKING)

1290
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:14,619
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1291
01:13:14,621 --> 01:13:17,292
(DOOR CLICKING)

1292
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,894
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1293
01:13:21,896 --> 01:13:22,730
Dammit.

1294
01:13:45,987 --> 01:13:48,188
(DOOR CLICKING)

1295
01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:49,191
Time's up.

1296
01:13:53,428 --> 01:13:56,031
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1297
01:14:29,366 --> 01:14:31,934
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1298
01:14:48,517 --> 01:14:51,485
Pfft, it's fucking ridiculous.

1299
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:52,322
Yeah?

1300
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,024
I'm not.

1301
01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:57,859
Fucking kidding me?

1302
01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,127
- Andrea.
- Hmm.

1303
01:14:59,129 --> 01:15:00,361
Andrea, wake up.

1304
01:15:00,363 --> 01:15:01,765
Look, look, look.

1305
01:15:04,134 --> 01:15:07,201
ANDREA: What am I looking at?

1306
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:09,706
There wasn't really a Naima.

1307
01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:15,510
So who was there?

1308
01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:19,381
No one, he's just a man
alone with a story in his head.

1309
01:15:19,383 --> 01:15:21,582
That is so fucked.

1310
01:15:21,584 --> 01:15:23,685
Are you pissed?

1311
01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:24,921
- Uh, no.
- Why?

1312
01:15:26,190 --> 01:15:30,625
Because we all make
up stories, we all lie.

1313
01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:31,461
I don't.

1314
01:15:33,164 --> 01:15:35,064
Yes, you do.

1315
01:15:35,066 --> 01:15:38,499
You lie to yourself that the
rabbi was going to marry you.

1316
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:41,569
I'm not saying that as a
judgment, I'm really not.

1317
01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:45,307
I mean, I, I've been lying
that I am finishing my book.

1318
01:15:45,309 --> 01:15:46,809
You are finishing your book.

1319
01:15:46,811 --> 01:15:51,013
- You're almost done.
- No, I'm absolutely not.

1320
01:15:51,015 --> 01:15:52,548
The only thing I
wrote this summer

1321
01:15:52,550 --> 01:15:55,152
was a few clever texts to Nick.

1322
01:15:58,222 --> 01:15:59,888
Oh, and I wrote an essay.

1323
01:15:59,890 --> 01:16:01,090
That's good.

1324
01:16:01,092 --> 01:16:03,360
I sent it out
about two weeks ago.

1325
01:16:03,362 --> 01:16:05,194
Still waiting to hear back.

1326
01:16:05,196 --> 01:16:06,964
Oh, you'll like this.

1327
01:16:15,107 --> 01:16:17,442
You copy edited the Torah?

1328
01:16:18,576 --> 01:16:19,411
Yeah.

1329
01:16:22,948 --> 01:16:24,347
There were too many ands.

1330
01:16:24,349 --> 01:16:26,018
Look, I'll show you.

1331
01:16:30,722 --> 01:16:33,522
And Abraham went
up out of Egypt,

1332
01:16:33,524 --> 01:16:36,693
and he went on his journey
from the South to Bethlehem,

1333
01:16:36,695 --> 01:16:39,095
and Abraham called out
in the name of the Lord.

1334
01:16:39,097 --> 01:16:40,265
It's too much.

1335
01:16:43,301 --> 01:16:44,234
But you read it?

1336
01:16:44,236 --> 01:16:45,737
ANDREA: Mm-hmm.

1337
01:16:47,839 --> 01:16:49,342
The whole thing?

1338
01:16:50,275 --> 01:16:51,109
Yes.

1339
01:16:56,615 --> 01:16:58,850
So you really are a doctor?

1340
01:17:01,187 --> 01:17:02,919
I really am a doctor.

1341
01:17:02,921 --> 01:17:05,222
And you really did
volunteer in Gaza?

1342
01:17:05,224 --> 01:17:06,656
Yeah.

1343
01:17:06,658 --> 01:17:08,894
But there wasn't a Naima.

1344
01:17:11,830 --> 01:17:14,965
There was an Arab
girl at a McDonald's

1345
01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:17,702
that I thought
was really pretty.

1346
01:17:19,539 --> 01:17:20,805
What?

1347
01:17:20,807 --> 01:17:22,809
She stayed in my head.

1348
01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:26,446
And what happened to her?

1349
01:17:27,747 --> 01:17:30,149
She just stayed in my head.

1350
01:17:31,317 --> 01:17:33,820
Wow, really, that's amazing.

1351
01:17:34,987 --> 01:17:37,121
That's real writing.

1352
01:17:37,123 --> 01:17:41,125
That's experience strained
through imagination.

1353
01:17:41,127 --> 01:17:42,529
Do you know that?

1354
01:17:43,696 --> 01:17:44,929
You know, I only
lied about love.

1355
01:17:44,931 --> 01:17:47,501
That was the only
thing I lied about.

1356
01:17:48,601 --> 01:17:50,502
That's why
everyone is so upset.

1357
01:17:50,504 --> 01:17:52,437
If you had lied
about anything else,

1358
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:55,107
they would have
forgiven you by now.

1359
01:17:55,109 --> 01:17:59,077
Then my editor said
that she knew all along

1360
01:17:59,079 --> 01:18:01,379
that there was something hollow
about the heart of all this.

1361
01:18:01,381 --> 01:18:02,449
She didn't.

1362
01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:04,717
No.

1363
01:18:06,153 --> 01:18:08,887
She actually wants me to go
on The View to apologize.

1364
01:18:08,889 --> 01:18:11,156
Don't do that, you
shouldn't do that.

1365
01:18:11,158 --> 01:18:12,390
I don't feel I have to.

1366
01:18:12,392 --> 01:18:14,526
I don't think what
I did was so wrong.

1367
01:18:14,528 --> 01:18:17,599
I just made it how
I wanted it to be.

1368
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,633
What about you?

1369
01:18:21,635 --> 01:18:24,304
You think I'm a horrible person?

1370
01:18:26,006 --> 01:18:28,275
Yes, I do.

1371
01:18:31,546 --> 01:18:34,212
But not because of that.

1372
01:18:34,214 --> 01:18:36,148
I actually like you more now.

1373
01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:37,818
Oh, don't do that.

1374
01:18:39,587 --> 01:18:40,919
What, like you?

1375
01:18:40,921 --> 01:18:42,155
Yeah.

1376
01:18:42,157 --> 01:18:44,457
Why, does it make
you like me less?

1377
01:18:44,459 --> 01:18:45,293
Yeah.

1378
01:18:47,661 --> 01:18:50,731
You're a pretty
great girl otherwise.

1379
01:18:52,233 --> 01:18:55,401
(♪ "UNTOGETHER" BY BELLY)

1380
01:18:55,403 --> 01:18:59,238
♪ I was friendly
with this girl ♪

1381
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,807
- ♪ Who insisted
- Wait.

1382
01:19:01,809 --> 01:19:06,748
♪ On touching my face

1383
01:19:09,217 --> 01:19:14,222
♪ She told outrageous stories

1384
01:19:15,757 --> 01:19:19,926
♪ I believed them

1385
01:19:19,928 --> 01:19:24,933
♪ Till the endings were
changing from endings before ♪

1386
01:19:30,339 --> 01:19:34,343
♪ She's not touching
me anymore ♪

1387
01:19:41,217 --> 01:19:43,652
♪ Untogether

1388
01:19:46,422 --> 01:19:49,823
(CAR HORN HONKING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)

1389
01:19:49,825 --> 01:19:52,826
♪ I couldn't help her

1390
01:19:52,828 --> 01:19:56,997
♪ I got hard

1391
01:19:56,999 --> 01:19:59,567
♪ You can try your life

1392
01:19:59,569 --> 01:20:03,906
COUNSELOR: Do you wanna
introduce yourself, Nick?

1393
01:20:05,508 --> 01:20:08,411
Do I really need
an introduction?

1394
01:20:09,646 --> 01:20:10,480
Please?

1395
01:20:12,449 --> 01:20:14,116
I'm Nick, and I'm,

1396
01:20:19,723 --> 01:20:21,556
and I'm a doctor.

1397
01:20:21,558 --> 01:20:22,659
And I'm also,

1398
01:20:26,795 --> 01:20:30,100
I'm also a, I'm also
a kind of a writer.

1399
01:20:32,768 --> 01:20:37,340
Well, I was kind of a writer,
but I can't really write,

1400
01:20:38,541 --> 01:20:41,278
but I did come up
with a good story.

1401
01:20:42,178 --> 01:20:42,979
And?

1402
01:20:44,547 --> 01:20:47,582
Mm-hmm, yep.

1403
01:20:47,584 --> 01:20:48,385
And, um,

1404
01:20:53,223 --> 01:20:55,056
and I'm a prick and a liar,

1405
01:20:55,058 --> 01:20:58,361
and I deserve everything
that befell me.

1406
01:21:00,997 --> 01:21:02,633
Everything that, um,

1407
01:21:03,867 --> 01:21:06,368
I deserve everything
that happened to me.

1408
01:21:06,370 --> 01:21:08,205
Befell is overwritten.

1409
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:14,078
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1410
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:30,094
Holy shit. (LAUGHING)

1411
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:37,701
Holy shit.

1412
01:21:37,703 --> 01:21:38,901
I'm in fucking rehab

1413
01:21:38,903 --> 01:21:40,836
and you're gonna drive
me back to drink.

1414
01:21:40,838 --> 01:21:42,505
I don't drive.

1415
01:21:42,507 --> 01:21:46,175
Ah, fucking brilliant,
Andrea, New Yorker worthy.

1416
01:21:46,177 --> 01:21:48,712
Oh, but wait, it didn't
come out of my mouth,

1417
01:21:48,714 --> 01:21:51,113
so why would you
bother using it?

1418
01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:53,015
ANDREA: Oh, you
don't like the article?

1419
01:21:53,017 --> 01:21:54,249
What are you talking about?

1420
01:21:54,251 --> 01:21:55,752
No, I loved it.

1421
01:21:55,754 --> 01:21:58,521
I love having my life spread
across the fucking page

1422
01:21:58,523 --> 01:22:00,323
for the world to read.

1423
01:22:00,325 --> 01:22:02,125
ANDREA: You did it yourself.

1424
01:22:02,127 --> 01:22:03,793
I did it to myself?

1425
01:22:03,795 --> 01:22:05,428
Are you fucking kidding me?

1426
01:22:05,430 --> 01:22:07,063
This isn't even writing.

1427
01:22:07,065 --> 01:22:08,331
You made me do things to you

1428
01:22:08,333 --> 01:22:10,467
so you'd have something
to write about again.

1429
01:22:10,469 --> 01:22:11,701
You realize that?

1430
01:22:11,703 --> 01:22:13,670
ANDREA: I didn't
make you do anything.

1431
01:22:13,672 --> 01:22:15,772
Except that I'm fucking
here, I'm here, I'm here,

1432
01:22:15,774 --> 01:22:16,706
but it's fiction?

1433
01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:18,308
ANDREA: Yes, it's fiction.

1434
01:22:18,310 --> 01:22:19,442
It's my fiction.

1435
01:22:19,444 --> 01:22:21,846
It's from my pen to my paper.

1436
01:22:21,848 --> 01:22:23,613
It's mine as soon
as it hits the page.

1437
01:22:23,615 --> 01:22:25,181
But you're describing me.

1438
01:22:25,183 --> 01:22:28,051
You're describing my cock,
and what I like to drink.

1439
01:22:28,053 --> 01:22:30,387
You're writing about
how I am in bed.

1440
01:22:30,389 --> 01:22:31,722
ANDREA: So what?

1441
01:22:31,724 --> 01:22:32,558
So what?

1442
01:22:35,026 --> 01:22:36,594
I wish I'd never met you.

1443
01:22:36,596 --> 01:22:37,628
I could have put it anywhere.

1444
01:22:37,630 --> 01:22:38,729
I could have had anyone.

1445
01:22:38,731 --> 01:22:40,964
It's just filling holes.

1446
01:22:40,966 --> 01:22:43,133
Those fucks we had
were not worth it.

1447
01:22:43,135 --> 01:22:44,468
ANDREA: They were for me.

1448
01:22:44,470 --> 01:22:45,603
Yeah?

1449
01:22:45,605 --> 01:22:48,207
Well, you're a fucking vampire!

1450
01:23:04,524 --> 01:23:05,758
Crack, right?

1451
01:23:11,497 --> 01:23:12,329
CRACKHEAD: Fuck you.

1452
01:23:12,331 --> 01:23:13,166
Fuck you!

1453
01:23:18,605 --> 01:23:20,872
Fuck you in the ass
with my titties!

1454
01:23:20,874 --> 01:23:21,708
Fuck you!

1455
01:23:24,210 --> 01:23:27,213
Fuck you in the ass
with my titties!

1456
01:23:32,952 --> 01:23:35,587
(PHONE RINGING)

1457
01:23:35,589 --> 01:23:36,555
Hello.

1458
01:23:36,557 --> 01:23:38,790
- Hi, Andrea?
- Yeah.

1459
01:23:38,792 --> 01:23:42,394
WOMAN: Just checking in to
see how things are healing.

1460
01:23:42,396 --> 01:23:44,062
Who is this?

1461
01:23:44,064 --> 01:23:45,197
VETERINARIAN: This
is the Animal Surgical

1462
01:23:45,199 --> 01:23:46,598
and Veterinary Hospital.

1463
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,999
Oh, hi, hi.

1464
01:23:48,001 --> 01:23:51,770
Yeah, I can't get him to
stop licking the wound.

1465
01:23:51,772 --> 01:23:53,505
VETERINARIAN: If he
keeps licking the wound,

1466
01:23:53,507 --> 01:23:57,175
it isn't gonna heal properly,
so you have to cover it,

1467
01:23:57,177 --> 01:23:58,911
but not with a bandage.

1468
01:23:58,913 --> 01:24:01,081
So then, with what then?

1469
01:24:02,483 --> 01:24:04,884
VETERINARIAN: A t-shirt.

1470
01:24:04,886 --> 01:24:06,151
A t-shirt?

1471
01:24:06,153 --> 01:24:09,824
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1472
01:24:26,541 --> 01:24:30,142
Look at all the different
elephants, seven, eight.

1473
01:24:30,144 --> 01:24:32,111
The holographic one.
(BOTH GASPING)

1474
01:24:32,113 --> 01:24:35,450
With the massive
trunk coming through.

1475
01:24:37,185 --> 01:24:40,788
So what massive, massive,
massive 3D trunk.

1476
01:24:50,198 --> 01:24:53,099
What's the name of that week
long intensive driving course

1477
01:24:53,101 --> 01:24:55,370
that you wanted me to take?

1478
01:25:09,418 --> 01:25:13,287
♪ Shiny happy people holding

1479
01:25:13,289 --> 01:25:17,391
♪ Shiny happy people holding

1480
01:25:17,393 --> 01:25:21,662
♪ Shiny happy people laughing

1481
01:25:21,664 --> 01:25:24,099
(VOCALIZING)

1482
01:25:35,444 --> 01:25:39,114
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1483
01:25:46,022 --> 01:25:50,627
Why are you going to him
when you just sent him away?

1484
01:25:54,229 --> 01:25:58,533
Because I made a really,
really bad mistake.

1485
01:25:58,535 --> 01:26:00,470
Maybe, but you're 23.

1486
01:26:02,104 --> 01:26:04,906
You're allowed to get it wrong.

1487
01:26:04,908 --> 01:26:07,077
And you can tell him that.

1488
01:26:12,482 --> 01:26:13,316
Thanks.

1489
01:26:18,188 --> 01:26:19,589
You're welcome.

1490
01:26:25,428 --> 01:26:26,262
Um...

1491
01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,869
All right, I'll
carry it for you.

1492
01:26:33,136 --> 01:26:35,973
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

1493
01:26:42,613 --> 01:26:44,913
And this right here.

1494
01:26:44,915 --> 01:26:46,280
There you go.

1495
01:26:46,282 --> 01:26:47,215
You should check your mirrors,

1496
01:26:47,217 --> 01:26:49,720
make sure they're all in place.

1497
01:26:50,788 --> 01:26:52,286
Oh, look, look,

1498
01:26:52,288 --> 01:26:53,288
you're not gonna get too
far with these on, though.

1499
01:26:53,290 --> 01:26:54,857
I get that from the start.

1500
01:26:54,859 --> 01:26:55,793
Oh, okay.

1501
01:27:23,955 --> 01:27:27,589
(URINE SPLASHING)

1502
01:27:27,591 --> 01:27:30,261
(PHONE CHIMING)

1503
01:27:34,032 --> 01:27:36,633
I shouldn't have
shouted like that.

1504
01:27:36,635 --> 01:27:38,470
My throat still hurts.

1505
01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:43,440
I finally had the guts to
re-read what you wrote about us

1506
01:27:43,442 --> 01:27:49,448
and this time it made me
want to die 52% less.

1507
01:27:51,950 --> 01:27:53,785
I felt the writing was

1508
01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:57,856
(PHONE CHIMING)
great.

1509
01:28:00,759 --> 01:28:02,095
Haiku for Perry.

1510
01:28:03,029 --> 01:28:06,197
Crystals are for
snow and jewels.

1511
01:28:06,199 --> 01:28:07,632
Not good in cats.

1512
01:28:09,068 --> 01:28:11,070
Girls are better anyway.

1513
01:28:24,784 --> 01:28:28,054
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
let down your hair.

1514
01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:35,161
Or your ire.

1515
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,836
You can come up here to me.

1516
01:28:47,006 --> 01:28:48,075
Okay, then.

1517
01:28:49,876 --> 01:28:52,843
I got smacked in the face at
the bus stop by a crackhead.

1518
01:28:52,845 --> 01:28:54,081
Jesus Christ.

1519
01:28:55,314 --> 01:28:56,547
Did they catch him?

1520
01:28:56,549 --> 01:28:57,849
Was a her.

1521
01:28:57,851 --> 01:28:59,519
And no, they didn't.

1522
01:29:00,686 --> 01:29:03,587
It's the LAPD, do
you think they care?

1523
01:29:03,589 --> 01:29:04,758
Probably not.

1524
01:29:09,229 --> 01:29:10,063
I care.

1525
01:29:17,671 --> 01:29:19,338
Can I stay with you?

1526
01:29:21,008 --> 01:29:21,842
Here?

1527
01:29:25,646 --> 01:29:26,480
Um,

1528
01:29:28,315 --> 01:29:29,149
yes.

1529
01:29:30,584 --> 01:29:35,522
But your face is making
me shy. (CHUCKLES)

1530
01:29:37,724 --> 01:29:39,793
It's making me shy too.

1531
01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:51,072
Do you remember what you
said the first night when we...

1532
01:29:52,707 --> 01:29:55,710
None of that means
anything to me.

1533
01:30:00,748 --> 01:30:02,750
Can we just start again?

1534
01:30:07,822 --> 01:30:11,492
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1535
01:31:36,146 --> 01:31:39,314
Do you wanna drive
us to breakfast?

1536
01:31:39,316 --> 01:31:43,653
I can't drive without
passenger who has a license.

1537
01:31:45,055 --> 01:31:46,056
All right.

1538
01:31:47,590 --> 01:31:49,290
Well, if neither of us
are capable of driving,

1539
01:31:49,292 --> 01:31:52,026
then I guess we're just
gonna have to walk.

1540
01:31:52,028 --> 01:31:55,930
(♪ "COME TOGETHER"
BY PRIMAL SCREAM)

1541
01:31:55,932 --> 01:31:59,600
♪ This is a beautiful day

1542
01:31:59,602 --> 01:32:04,507
♪ It is a new day

1543
01:32:07,244 --> 01:32:12,249
♪ We are together

1544
01:32:14,285 --> 01:32:18,956
♪ We are unified, and
all for the cause ♪

1545
01:32:25,628 --> 01:32:28,430
♪ Because together,
we got power ♪

1546
01:32:28,432 --> 01:32:33,437
♪ Apart, we got power

1547
01:32:34,939 --> 01:32:39,074
♪ Today on this program,
you will hear gospel ♪

1548
01:32:39,076 --> 01:32:43,313
♪ And rhythm and
blues and jazz ♪

1549
01:32:43,315 --> 01:32:45,781
♪ All those are just labels

1550
01:32:45,783 --> 01:32:49,620
♪ We know that music is music

1551
01:34:06,199 --> 01:34:10,434
♪ Today on this program,
you will hear gospel ♪

1552
01:34:10,436 --> 01:34:14,705
♪ And rhythm and
blues and jazz ♪

1553
01:34:14,707 --> 01:34:17,274
♪ All those are just labels

1554
01:34:17,276 --> 01:34:22,281
♪ We know that music is music

1555
01:34:23,649 --> 01:34:26,284
♪ Gospel

1556
01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:28,853
♪ Gospel

1557
01:34:28,855 --> 01:34:31,356
♪ Gospel

1558
01:34:31,358 --> 01:34:33,924
♪ Gospel

1559
01:34:33,926 --> 01:34:35,995
♪ Gospel

1560
01:36:39,822 --> 01:36:44,124
♪ Come

1561
01:36:44,126 --> 01:36:49,131
♪ Together as one

1562
01:36:50,199 --> 01:36:54,335
♪ Come

1563
01:36:54,337 --> 01:36:59,342
♪ Together as one

1564
01:37:00,109 --> 01:37:04,512
♪ Come

1565
01:37:04,514 --> 01:37:09,486
♪ Together as one

1566
01:37:10,220 --> 01:37:14,722
♪ Come

1567
01:37:14,724 --> 01:37:17,560
♪ Together as one

1568
01:37:20,497 --> 01:37:24,899
♪ Come
♪ This is a beautiful day

1569
01:37:24,901 --> 01:37:29,906
♪ Together as one
♪ It is a new day

1570
01:37:31,107 --> 01:37:35,143
♪ Come
♪ This is a beautiful day

1571
01:37:35,145 --> 01:37:40,150
♪ Together as one
♪ It is a new day

1572
01:37:41,217 --> 01:37:45,421
♪ We are together
♪ Come

1573
01:37:45,423 --> 01:37:48,490
♪ We are together
♪ Together as one

1574
01:37:48,492 --> 01:37:50,526
♪ We are unified

1575
01:37:50,528 --> 01:37:55,533
♪ We are together
♪ Come

1576
01:37:56,300 --> 01:38:00,638
♪ Together as one

1577
01:38:01,772 --> 01:38:04,540
♪ Because together,
we got power ♪

1578
01:38:04,542 --> 01:38:09,547
♪ Apart, we got power
♪ Together as one

1579
01:38:11,515 --> 01:38:15,984
♪ We are together
♪ Come

1580
01:38:15,986 --> 01:38:20,991
♪ Together as one

1581
01:38:22,226 --> 01:38:26,061
♪ Today on this program,
you will hear gospel ♪

1582
01:38:26,063 --> 01:38:30,366
♪ And rhythm and
blues and jazz ♪

1583
01:38:30,368 --> 01:38:32,836
♪ All those are just labels
♪ Come

1584
01:38:32,838 --> 01:38:37,843
♪ We know that music is music
♪ Together as one

1585
01:38:42,547 --> 01:38:44,748
♪ Gospel
♪ Come

1586
01:38:44,750 --> 01:38:46,683
♪ Gospel

1587
01:38:46,685 --> 01:38:50,053
♪ Together as one
♪ Gospel

1588
01:38:50,055 --> 01:38:52,389
♪ Gospel

1589
01:38:52,391 --> 01:38:56,659
♪ We are together
♪ Come

1590
01:38:56,661 --> 01:38:59,431
♪ We are unified

1591
01:38:59,433 --> 01:39:02,890
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