[b][u]Lemons & Buck[/u][/b]
[spoiler][quote=Triggerhappy post_id=156992 time=1510430705 user_id=2259]
(( Hap: I am told the mission starts at the end of next turn. Might as well do a little good around here. We will see about the hacking after the mission. Might also need your help building a mech. ))

"We wait. Until after the mission. Perhaps resources will be available."
[u]Look around once more, looking for some non-CASKET work to do. Help where needed.[/u]
[u]Don't get myself into more trouble.[/u]
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[quote=Hapchazzard post_id=156997 time=1510432196 user_id=3330]
[i]*shrugs*[/i]
"Sure thing"

[u]Follow Lemons around, not helping in any useful way, constantly nagging him and making comments about how inefficiently he's doing stuff while he's helping (not in a mean, but in a bragging way) [/u]
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(( :lol: You guys make an epic duo. :D ))
<Narrator>: Buck and Lemons start looking around for some way to help. Naturally, nobody wants them to use any of the materials around - they're all reserved for fixing things that already exists. Nobody really wants them to touch any of the CASKETs that the hangar crew is fixing up, either. Buck follows Lemons around as he asks questions, hands in his pockets, making witty comments.

"Geez, Lemons, when are you going to find someone that wants to give you a job?"

"I don't know, Buck - oh, look! There's a gal that looks like she could use some assistance!"

"Oh, I don't know, Lemons, that looks like it could end badly..."

"Just you wait!" Lemons exits stage left. Loud crashing sounds are heard, including the terrified yowling of a cat and shrieking of a woman. A laugh track plays as Lemons returns, holding his head and shaking a bucket off his foot. "I have no idea how that wen't wrong, Buck..."

Buck chuckles. "Well, you mighta tried not taking her equipment when she asked if you were the janitor."

"Was going to show her what I could do." Lemons finally manages to extricate himself from the bucket.

"Well, you certainly did," Buck says with a chortle. "Try over there!"

"On it."

Lemons exits stage right. We hear screaming and clattering. Lemons re-emerges with the arm of his jumpsuit on fire, shouting in Russian. Another laugh track plays as a few engineers pin him down and absolutely smother him half to death with fire extinguishers.

Buck looks on smugly. "Well... that didn't go [i]quite[/i] as planned, did it?"

"Next time, Buck," Lemons says, getting to his feet and brushing himself off. "Next time for sure." There's a pause, as the engineers that hosed him down begin to talk to him quietly. Lemons calls out, "Hey, buck, they're giving me a job! I GOT A JOB!!!"

Screen cuts to black, with the words: "TWENTY MINUTES LATER". A laugh track plays as the scene reveals Lemons mopping a scorch mark off the hangar floor in a relatively quiet area.

"Hey, you missed a spot, Lemons!" Buck calls out. He's leaning up against a CASKET with his arms crossed, chatting up a pretty engineer.

Lemons does not seem pleased. "You are agitating me, Buck!" he shouts back. "Why don't you help?"

Buck shrugs. "If I helped, nobody would be back here to point out the spots you missed."

Another laughtrack, as Lemons groans.

Roll credits.