S ««Would Downvote Twice if I Could»»

1.	Get out of here with your logic/reason/facts.
2.	I'm not crying, you're crying.
3.	This should be at the top./Underrated
4.	Yes officer, this [post/comment] right here.
5.	[incorrectly points out fallacy]
6.	Take my upvote!

A+ ««Look for these to downvote»»

7.	Came here to say this./This. (etc.)
8.	Edit: [complaining about downvotes]
9.	I'll show myself out.
10.	Shut up and take my money!
11.	[pun thread]
12.	[premature downvote complaining]

A ««Will go out of my way to downvote»»

13.	Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see this.
14.	Faith in humanity restored.
15.	This is why we can't have nice things.

A- ««Will Always Downvote»»

16.	Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! (etc.)
17.	Edit: [points out what their most upvoted comment is about]
18.	I laughed harder than I should have.
19.	[regular picture only made notable in any way by story title]
20.	rip your inbox
21.	You sir or ma'am just won the internet.

B ««Almost Never Not Downvote»»

22.	Edit: rip inbox
23.	Edit: Wow this blew up!
24.	I for one welcome our new [x] overlords.
25.	I have the weirdest boner right now.
26.	I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
27.	Instructions unclear, dick stuck in [x].
28.	I see what you did there.
29.	Late to the party/This will get buried (etc.)
30.	sigh... *unzips*
31.	Who's cutting onions?

C ««Relatively Benign»»

32.	10/10 would [x] again
33.	Am I the only one/Does anybody else
34.	Calm down Satan.
35.	Can confirm.
36.	cringe
37.	doggo/pupper
38.	feels
39.	for science
40.	FTFY
41.	ITT
42.	 Nice.
43.	NOPE
44.	Not a(n) [x] but
45.	Oof
46.	Roll tide!
47.	Sauce/Source?
48.	Said no one ever.
49.	[anything about broken arms]
50.	[anything to do with Karen/Chad]
51.	[song lyrics thread]
52.	[subreddit link]
53.	[subreddit] is leaking

D ««Don’t See Frequently (Thankfully)»»

54.	And my axe!
55.	bundle of sticks
56.	hivemind/echo chamber/circlejerk
hooboy/hooman
57.	Put... put your dick in it.
58.	Rekt
59.	Repost
60.	something something [x]
61.	This guy [x].
62.	Unpopular opinion but [popular opinion]
63.	wholesome
64.	Wife her.
65.	yikes
66.	You really think someone would LIE on the internet?

F ««Funny When Used Ironically»»

67.	Asking for a friend.
68.	Thanks I hate it.
69.	Username checks out. (etc.)
70.	We did it reddit!