That one time Supoc chat was actually supoc chat

<Alina>: morning
<Wrong_Way>: yo
<Night>: heyo Alina
<Alina>: last night I decided I'd make an entirely new redesign for tree
<Night>: also, if you chaps have any rp plans of your own, I'd like you to pm them to me
<Wrong_Way>: neat
<Night>: how did it go?
<Alina>: something more befitting of the demigod terrorist leader
<Alina>: http://s27.postimg.org/m32iskc5f/AGRI_LATEST.png
<Night>: hmmm
<Wrong_Way>: it's...new?
<Night>: a bit of an Aztec vibe, yes?
<Wrong_Way>: yeah aztechy
<Alina>: mix of aztec and egyptian, yeah
<Night>: gonna miss seing his face
<Night>: and that little branch on the head
<Alina>: This is just an alternate design
<Wrong_Way>: we need comparison image
<Alina>: I'm not getting rid of main agri
<Alina>: here's the most up to date agri http://s18.postimg.org/bclw2i2jd/Agri_New_Template.png
<Wrong_Way>: agri really likes man skirts doesn't he
<Night>: Dynasty stronk
<Night>: they are called tunics
<Alina>: >being a barbarian
<Alina>: step it up ww
<Wrong_Way>: i thought tunics are the things you wore on your shirt
<Wrong_Way>: hey
<Wrong_Way>: i am dynasty you lug ):
*** Jitterbug is now known as HabeusKaiju
<Night>: he is
<HabeusKaiju>: US STREONK
<Wrong_Way>: GTFO
*** Alina is now known as Agricolas
Agricolas breaks HabeusKaiju
HabeusKaiju stomps on Agricolas
Agricolas stops his foot with one hand
<Agricolas>: You didn't think this one through, did you
<Wrong_Way>: uh night, should we just sit here and watch?
HabeusKaiju lifts up the non-stomping foot, putting all his weight on one foot
Agricolas grabs his foot and overpowers him, throwing him onto the ground
<Agricolas>: There's a reason I am the high councilor of a nation of superpowered individuals
HabeusKaiju crushes the Dynasty buildings behind him
<Night>: What, you wanna intervene?
Reverb sends news of this battle back to Illuminate HQ
<Wrong_Way>: What no way.
<HabeusKaiju>: .....
<HabeusKaiju>: Sorry bout that...
<Night>: 'sactly
<Wrong_Way>: Ohjeez that better not be my apartmentttt
Night lives on the road anyway
Reverb sneaks in and leaks vital Dynasty documents while the two are busy
<Wrong_Way>: Freaking U.S jerks!
HabeusKaiju gets up, and dust himself off
<Reverb>: dum-dum-de-de-de-dum-dun
Agricolas creates massive rocks that rise out of the ground and form around Hab as he's down, binding his limbs in mountains
Reverb escapes leaving not a single trace of herself
<HabeusKaiju>: Trust me, I can fi-Hey!
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm trying to help here!
Night Has cut Illuminati computer wiring. A week ago.
<Wrong_Way>: Help with what? U.S...stuff?
Agricolas raises one of his hands and creates a glowing spear of holy light
<Reverb>: >implying
<Night>: Don't listen to the giant lizard
<Reverb>: Silly Russian boy.
<Reverb>: I don't need /wires/ to send information
<Agricolas>: You should've retreated or surrendered when you had the chance, barbarian
<Night>: Psst, Jap girl. Remember that favorite pair of headphones you liked?
Night Pulls those out of the pocket
<Agricolas>: Now I have no choice but to end your life
<Night>: Ph gee, lookit here
<Wrong_Way>: Ohhhh you got Nighted, girlie!
<Reverb>: So? Those are just normal headphones.
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, listen. I can help fix your buildings
<Night>: B'sides, can't send shit, when the reciever is down
<HabeusKaiju>: No need to murder someone
<Night>: That's like science
<Reverb>: Yeah, you're not too clued in on powers are you?
<Reverb>: I am a walking receiver.
HabeusKaiju tries to break the rocks holding him
<Night>: ...You're not very smart, are you?
<Agricolas>: The buildings are meaningless, I would rather a monument be made of the cruelty of the US with your bones in the rock than allow these deeds to go unpunished
<Reverb>: You're not the height of intellect either.
<Night>: Whatver, Wrong Way, we're getting beer. Get into da car!
<Wrong_Way>: Aw sweet!
Agricolas chucks the holy spear into the struggling kaiju's chest
Wrong_Way gets into Night's car
<Wrong_Way>: Dynasty rules!
Reverb just continues sending vital information as radiowaves direct to the boss' brain
<Wrong_Way>: : D
HabeusKaiju struggles, to try and stop the spear
<Night>: Correction. DEAD boss' brain. In a jar. In Boston.
<Reverb>: >implying
<Night>: That's where our ;ab is
<Reverb>: >implying the Illuminate boss is even dead
<Reverb>: He sees all.
<Night>: Face it, chink, you chaps stopped being hot shit the moment Kin took power.
<Reverb>: You really are an idiot.
<Reverb>: The only reason the Kin still stands is because they aren't a detriment to his plans.
<Night>: look who's talking
<Reverb>: You are dust to him.
Night is speechless with laughter
Agricolas brings his hands together as the spear pierces Hab's chest, the spear exploding on impact
<Reverb>: Oh, you know, the ones who control everything?
<Agricolas>: Profligates, quiet
<Reverb>: Your beer is Illuminate-made.
<Wrong_Way>: Aw, is it?
<Reverb>: Your car runs on Illuminate fuel.
<Reverb>: The Illuminate runs your life.
<Agricolas>: You are all insignificant
<Wrong_Way>: No problem boss.
HabeusKaiju is assumed dead?
<Night>: You do realize who runs Illuminati, right?
<Reverb>: You live because you don't affect our plans negatively.
Agricolas killed Hab most brutally
<Night>: >our plans
<Night>: >implying
Wrong_Way wonders if the US bickers as much as the Dynasty and Illuminate do
<Reverb>: His plans are our plans.
Agricolas is considered one of the top tier of the entire setting for a reason
<Night>: I've seen the lists, you know. You're not even a pawn.
<Reverb>: We don't have pawns.
<Reverb>: If the boss wants pawns, he has a literal one-man army on hand.
<Reverb>: If you work for the boss, it's because you have more use than that.
Night burrps
HabeusKaiju is dead, now a relic to a simpler time, where the grass was green, and Hab was alive
Agricolas burns away the flesh from Hab's body, leaving massive kaiju bones trapped in the mountains as an eternal testament to the might of the Dynasty
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as Jitterbug
Jitterbug flies up, and punches Agricolas in the back of the head
Agricolas doesn't flinch, turning around
<Reverb>: Now then, where was I?
Reverb sets off the bombs
<Wrong_Way>: Something about Illumina-ohjeez
JustShaun rolls in
<Reverb>: We'd rather the lizard lived.
<JustShaun>: where the fuck did all these people ceom from
<Jitterbug>: dude! What the hell was that?!
<Reverb>: The city can burn for some time.
<Agricolas>: Art
<Wrong_Way>: Shaun, we've mysteriously teleported to a time went the chat actually was supocalypse
<JustShaun>: holy fuck
Reverb leaves the scene.
<Wrong_Way>: weird huh?
*** Reverb is now known as Flipside
<JustShaun>: i go to talk to people on skype for like, 30 minutes
Flipside brings the kaiju back to life
<JustShaun>: and this place is just full of people
<Wrong_Way>: ...I could've done that
Night is watching the city burn. Third time this week. Some things never get old.
Agricolas calls in the waves, the water flowing in and moving to put out the fires around the city
<Wrong_Way>: Yes, shaun as if we're in the passtttt
<Night>: Aw, boss, but it was so coool
<Jitterbug>: How the hey is that art?
<Agricolas>: It was a liability
Jitterbug goes to grab Agricolas' twig
<Agricolas>: And I would not expect a philistine such as you to understand
Agricolas stops her hand dead in its tracks, throws her
<JustShaun>: ohhh shit son
<Wrong_Way>: I think the bones looked pretty modern and artsy, boss
<JustShaun>: bitch tryin' to fight agri
<JustShaun>: shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
<Flipside>: Ain't that the cockroach girl you based half your weird city on?
<Agricolas>: this all started because I decided to make a completely different appearance for agri
<JustShaun>: blank was only interested in the regeneration
<Agricolas>: Like I said, completely different http://s27.postimg.org/m32iskc5f/AGRI_LATEST.png
<JustShaun>: AGRI WAT
<Jitterbug>: Blaaaaaaaank
<Jitterbug>: I need heeeeeeeelp
Jitterbug tumbles on the ground, but goes in for a tackle
*** JustShaun is now known as BlankMK7
<BlankMK7>: WAT BITCH
<Agricolas>: Yeah. I decided I'd focus the roll more on the divine bit than the tree bit for this design
<Agricolas>: Just playin around with how things look
<Agricolas>: I think it came out nicely
<BlankMK7>: it did
<BlankMK7>: i dont think ive put blank onto the base since B14nk7
<Agricolas>: Try it yo
<Jitterbug>: BlankMK7....
<BlankMK7>: wot
<Jitterbug>: The tree guy killed the giant lizard
<BlankMK7>: bitch i don' care
<Agricolas>: Just like I killed your city
<BlankMK7>: you got the wrong person
Agricolas shrugs
<Jitterbug>: =:c
<BlankMK7>: fuk that shit anyway
<BlankMK7>: ive given up even trying to beat agri
<Agricolas>: The Dynasty has that effect on people
<Wrong_Way>: Dynasty strong!
<BlankMK7>: neh not really
<BlankMK7>: he just cant be bothered
<Jitterbug>: So justice goes undone today?
<Jitterbug>: =:c
<Agricolas>: This /was/ justice
<BlankMK7>: fuck justice
<BlankMK7>: im off to do science, bitch
Jitterbug crawls ontop of BlankMK7's head, hugging it, sadly
<Agricolas>: A barbarian was purged after he destroyed the property of innocents
<Flipside>: I swear to...
Flipside brings Habeus back to life
<Jitterbug>: Can I come watch?
Flipside turns the mountain into water
*** Jitterbug is now known as HabeusKaiju
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: I'M ALIVE!
HabeusKaiju looks at Agricolas
Agricolas stands, arms crossed
Flipside sends Habeus back to US HQ
HabeusKaiju does a somersault away from him, but lands on his top horn, going unconscious
Night Rode into the sunset 35 minutes ago
HabeusKaiju is unconscious at the US HQ
Wrong_Way didn't realize that and does not get beer
*** Agricolas is now known as Greene
Greene was watching the whole time and nobody noticed him
Flipside has long ago made it so that she notices Greene.
<Flipside>: Still doing the merc work?
Greene doesn't say anything, nods
<Flipside>: Yeah, I know how that goes.
<Flipside>: How's Innocent doing then?
<Greene>: ...Good
<Flipside>: That's good to hear.
<Flipside>: Any luck on the 'not getting people to hate you on sight' front?
Wrong_Way throws various piece of garbage at a distance at the loner scum
Greene is not used to this "conversation" thing. Internally looking around and making observations on everything around him.
<Wrong_Way>: Man I hate that one guy.
<Wrong_Way>: Not sure why...
<Greene>: ....No
Wrong_Way keeps throwing the garbage
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as jitterbug
Greene has a half eaten apple hit his head
<Flipside>: Ah well, I'm sure luck will smile down upon you. The cards tell me so.
jitterbug flies by, dumping garbage on Greene
<jitterbug>: PIECE OF SHIT
Wrong_Way laughs
jitterbug is smiling a mad smile, insanely laughing
Greene sighs, drawing his gun and shooting jitters out of the sky
<Greene>: Its not easy
<Wrong_Way>: ...
Night is far away, doing Scavenger Squad stuff
<Flipside>: Not many things are in this day and age.
Wrong_Way throws smaller bits of trash to be on the safe side
<Greene>: I am losing faith that its possible
jitterbug flies out of the sky, and cracks her neck against the ground
jitterbug is dead
<Flipside>: Ah. no, that ain't good.
Greene is supoc Greene, killing and death don't mean anything to him
<Flipside>: Gotta keep some faith.
<Flipside>: I mean, I'm talking to you.
<Greene>: You're a special case
<Flipside>: In a world filled with special cases.
<Greene>: Perhaps. You and Innocent are the only I've met.
<Flipside>: Things will change.
<Flipside>: Sooner or later.
<Greene>: If they will, they will. I won't put my effort into it in the meantime. I'm tired of trying and failing.
<Flipside>: Failure is the first step towards improvement.
jitterbug twitches
<Greene>: Then I've been at the first step for 3 years
<Flipside>: No one said it would be quick.
<Flipside>: But if you don't keep trying to make more steps you won't get any further.
Wrong_Way doesn't go check on jitterbug since she looks like loner
Wrong_Way eventually runs out of small refuse and goes home to complain about greene even though he doesn't know who he is.
Greene doesn't say anything in return, that scarf still over his face
<Flipside>: Oh yeah, tell you what.
Flipside pulls out a deck of cards, shuffling it before pulling out a card.
<Flipside>: Here, take it.
<Night>: dem loners man
<Wrong_Way>: I know right?
<Night>: Around loners, never relax
<Flipside>: It's The Star. Represents hope and faith for the future.
Greene looks at the card for a second before taking it
<Wrong_Way>: I know man
<Flipside>: Keep it on you.
<Flipside>: And follow that star, wherever, whatever or whoever it may be.
<Flipside>: Not even that tyrant shrub can keep hope down.
Greene remains silent, closes his eyes and nods understandingly
<Flipside>: You ain't much of a talker, but I know what you're thinking. Good luck.
<Greene>: ...Thanks
Flipside gives Greene a hug and warps away.
jitterbug twitches
Greene waits a moment, taking in the unfamiliar feeling of warmth, before he finally sighs and pockets the card and walks off. He checks on the bug on the way out to see if it will come back to life like last time.
jitterbug is dead, for another five hours
Greene moves along back into the shadows
jitterbug bolts awake
<jitterbug>: AHH!
jitterbug feels her neck, a bit of pain there
<jitterbug>: Jesus....
<jitterbug>: What a prick
jitterbug flies off, picking up the garbage that fell out of her broken bag
Greene sits on top of an abandoned skyscraper, eating a sandwich he managed to nab from the Dynasty food storage
*** Flipside is now known as Judgement
Judgement sends an angelic horde to a group of US and Dynasty troops fighting. Sinners must be slaughtered.
*** Greene is now known as GrandPrince
<Wrong_Way>: Aw jeez just when i was gonna make coffee...
GrandPrince cuts his way through the angels, all inhumans are monsters in his eyes
<Judgement>: You relics of the old world must die!
<Judgement>: Order is what God has freed us from!
<Judgement>: The politics of our past society burned with their deaths!
<Judgement>: We are the future! A new society!
<GrandPrince>: You threaten the human race with your beasts
<GrandPrince>: They will perish, and if you do not surrender so will you
GrandPrince draws his sword, it has little purple ripples around it
<Judgement>: I only seek to kill those who go against God.
<GrandPrince>: Then we shall be a race of sparse hundreds, not millions
<GrandPrince>: A doomed race
<Judgement>: No.
<Judgement>: We shall be free.
<Judgement>: The enlightened ones will walk the Earth.
<Judgement>: The Blessed Earth God hath in his mercy given us.
<Judgement>: We are the children of a new Eden.
<GrandPrince>: And perish with little offspring as we dwindle down and the mindless beasts overwhelm us
<GrandPrince>: Humanity is destined for more than that
<Judgement>: We said as much in the old world.
<Judgement>: And so God in his heavenly wrath sent forth this plague.
<Judgement>: To burn away the sinners and give only the good a future.
<GrandPrince>: The children of the good will have no future
<GrandPrince>: For them, I fight
GrandPrince charges, cutting his way to Judgement
Judgement laughs as the angels drag him back into battle.
Judgement has delved into the depths of the GrandPrince's mind, each angel has a face reminding him of his greatest sins.
BlankMK7 grabs some popcorn and pulls up a seat to watch
jitterbug pulls up beside BlankMK7, and steals some popcorn
GrandPrince cares not for sins, only humanity. A burst of warping energy shoots from him, tearing apart the angels surrounding him
Judgement brings forth angels a colossal 60 feet in size
<Judgement>: What is this humanity you fight for? When some humans are now more animal than man?
<GrandPrince>: I purge this world of monsters so that humans, no matter their morals or creed, will survive
<Judgement>: Do humans deserve survival?
GrandPrince charges in a quick flash, slashing his sword through the legs of the massive angel by the ankles
<GrandPrince>: That doesn't matter
<BlankMK7>: i like how this is a fight for humanity and theres a robot and a cockroach watching
<Wrong_Way>: And we're out of- aw shoot
Wrong_Way looks at Blank and jitters
<Wrong_Way>: Did you loners do this?
<Judgement>: So you fight for a cause you don't even believe in?
<BlankMK7>: SHHHHHHH
BlankMK7 pushes WW into a seat
<BlankMK7>: shutupandwatch
<jitterbug>: Do what?
Wrong_Way scoffs and takes a handful of popcorn from Blank
<Judgement>: You lack the conviction to even say humanity deserves survival.\
Judgement sends an angel to murder the Dynasty scum and US insect.
<Wrong_Way>: How much of the movie did i miss?
<GrandPrince>: I believe that humanity should live, whether or not they have earned it
jitterbug smacks Wrong_Way's hand
<Judgement>: Why?
Wrong_Way sees murdering angel coming their way and hides behind jitters
<BlankMK7>: bitch ... pls
<Wrong_Way>: You're the invincible one right?
BlankMK7 bitch slaps the angel
<BlankMK7>: no >:C
<BlankMK7>: stop it
<Wrong_Way>: Oh okay
<GrandPrince>: Its my duty
Wrong_Way gets back into his seat and takes some more popcorn
<Judgement>: You honestly believe that?
<GrandPrince>: You do not ask the wind why it blows, or the sun why it shines. They simply do.
<GrandPrince>: I have sworn to defend humanity. So I shall.
<Judgement>: Do you even know what humanity is/
<Judgement>: ?
BlankMK7 yells over
<BlankMK7>: do you!?
<GrandPrince>: Evolved sentient apes
<BlankMK7>: well shit guys, we're apes
BlankMK7 inhales some popcorn
<Judgement>: ...you are actually an idiot, aren't you?
<Judgement>: You believe humanity to be something so shallow as "apes"
GrandPrince drives his sword through the neck of the colossal angel
<GrandPrince>: What I believe is inconsequential
<Wrong_Way>: Man, I think I liked the prequel better.
<GrandPrince>: [Mark confirmed for liking jar jar]
<Judgement>: You fight for what you believe, and yet claim that what you believe is unimportant.
jitterbug grabs four fistfuls of popcorn
<GrandPrince>: This is true. I do not expect you to understand
<BlankMK7>: jitter i dare you to go and punch the crazy angel person
<Judgement>: Do not expect anyone to understand.
<Judgement>: You have no cause and no reason to be.
<GrandPrince>: Its better if they didn't
<Night>: Buggirl, I'll give you 5 bucks to do it
<Judgement>: You should simply accept your death.
GrandPrince flashes past Judgement, swinging his blade into him
Judgement smirks, an angel taking the hit for him.
<GrandPrince>: No.
Judgement watches as the colossus still stands, lifting up the GrandPrince once more
<Judgement>: That angel is a symbol of humanity's failures.
<Judgement>: Of war, poverty, disease.
<Judgement>: How fitting that you should lose to it.
<Wrong_Way>: Man, who wrote these lines?
Wrong_Way takes some more popcorn from Blank
<BlankMK7>: i dunno
GrandPrince explodes with warping energies, ripping the arm of the holy colossus and breaking himself free
<BlankMK7>: but im grabbing sommo dat DNA if either of them dies
<jitterbug>: Hmmmm
<jitterbug>: five bucks?
<Wrong_Way>: Do it loner bug.
<Night>: Yes
<BlankMK7>: go jitters
Night waves the money
<BlankMK7>: do it
<jitterbug>: Alright....but if i die, you grab my body, alright?
<BlankMK7>: yeh
<BlankMK7>: ofc
<GrandPrince>: I will not lose
jitterbug tiptoes up behind Judgement, and gives a thumbs up
<BlankMK7>: why dont you leave an arm here just in case?
Wrong_Way snickers
<Wrong_Way>: This is gonna be so cool.
Judgement doesn't even move, as two angels grab jitterbug
BlankMK7 inhales more popcorn
<Judgement>: Idiot girl.
<BlankMK7>: n-no! D:
<Wrong_Way>: Aw man
<Judgement>: Money is worthless in this world.
BlankMK7 throws popcorn at the angels
<BlankMK7>: BOOOOOOOOOO
<Night>: mehehe
Judgement laughs at her, as the angels tear her into four parts
<BlankMK7>: oh my I:'
<Wrong_Way>: I LIKED YOU BETTER IN CASTAWAY!
GrandPrince severs the arms of the angels before they can kill her
Wrong_Way shakes his fist at Judgement
<Judgement>: Too late, "Prince"
<BlankMK7>: hey WW, its your turn next
<BlankMK7>: go get it gurlll
<jitterbug>: OWWWWWW-
jitterbug dies
<Judgement>: Now then, my horde. Deal with the Dynasty scum.
<Wrong_Way>: What? Hell no.
<BlankMK7>: pshhh if you die i'll just bring you back
Judgement has an angel lift him to the skies, covered in holy flame.
<BlankMK7>: with SCIENCE
Judgement leaves the hordes to handle the rest
<Wrong_Way>: I don't even know you man, I'm just taking your popcorn.
<BlankMK7>: damnit ... if only Match was here, he can deal with holy flames :c
<Wrong_Way>: Aw jeez, more angels.
<BlankMK7>: oh no
<BlankMK7>: the horror
BlankMK7 turns invisible
<Wrong_Way>: Wait what YOU SON OF A BITCH
jitterbug shakes a fist
<jitterbug>: Grab my body, you asshole......
jitterbug dies
<Wrong_Way>: Looks like it's you and me Night
GrandPrince sighs, sheathing his sword as the angel grabs him. He disappears in a purple warp, traceless
BlankMK7 puts one of jitters arms in his stomach storage
BlankMK7 walks off
*** GrandPrince is now known as KetchupMan
*** Judgement is now known as MAYONNAISE
<Night>: Yeeeah nah
Night CHEESE IT
<Wrong_Way>: Oh whatever, I'm going home too...
MAYONNAISE IS JUST A SENTIENT MASS OF MAYONNAISE
KetchupMan drowns Night in ketchup
<Wrong_Way>: Freaking angels
Night is ded
<Wrong_Way>: OH MY GOD
MAYONNAISE SPREADS HIS UNHOLY MASS OVER THE LAND
<Wrong_Way>: NIGHT!
*** Night is now known as GhostNight
<BlankMK7>: ;A;
<BlankMK7>: NIGHT NOOOO
KetchupMan turns to wrong_way, his hobo gaze heavy and dark
MAYONNAISE CRAWLS UP THE ARMS OF THE KETCHUPMAN
<GhostNight>: C'mon you useless reality warping bastard
<GhostNight>: do something!
<MAYONNAISE>: BECOME ONE WITH ME
<BlankMK7>: OH GOD NOT WW
<Wrong_Way>: Oh right
<BlankMK7>: RUN WW
<Wrong_Way>: Uh, Night /is/ dead
<KetchupMan>: I guess you dynasty need to... ketchup
*** GhostNight is now known as Night
Night is still drowning
<KetchupMan>: And NO GET OFFA ME
MAYONNAISE CLIMBS INTO EVERY SINGLE ORIFICE
Wrong_Way removes ketchup from night
<Wrong_Way>: EWEWEW
MAYONNAISE IS EVEN IN HIS NOSE
<MAYONNAISE>: ONE
<MAYONNAISE>: WITH
<Wrong_Way>: NIGHT ARE YOU OKAY
<MAYONNAISE>: ME
KetchupMan disappears, reappearing in a ketchup packet nearby
BlankMK7 is still watching from his chair- spooky scary invisible maaaan
MAYONNAISE loses that one, so instead moves on to one of the corpses nearby
MAYONNAISE INVADES EVERY OPENING THE CORPSE POSSESSES
KetchupMan bursts from the ketchup packet
KetchupMan begins slowly walking towards wrong_way
<BlankMK7>: w-wait
<Wrong_Way>: NIGHT SAY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T GARGLING NOISES
<Wrong_Way>: Ohno
MAYONNAISE FLOODS ITS NOSTRILS AND EYESOCKETS
<BlankMK7>: thats gross
MAYONNAISE FORCES THE BODY UPWARDS, THE MOUTH OF THE FLESHLING OPENING WIDE
<Night>: *gurgle*
MAYONNAISE SHOOTS FORTH AS A MASS OF TENDRILS
Wrong_Way holds up his arms to protect his face as KetchupMan approachs
<BlankMK7>: i work with dead bodies a lot ... but thats just gross
KetchupMan towers over him, smelling of ketchup
<Wrong_Way>: please don't hurt me
<Night>: i-is may *gurgle* onaise f-flamable?
MAYONNAISE GATHERS THE KETCHUP, FUSING IT WITH HIS ESSENCE
<Wrong_Way>: Night!
MAYONNAISE IS GROWING, EXPANDING
Wrong_Way hugs night
<Wrong_Way>: OH THANK THE HEAVENS
MAYONNAISE COILS AROUND THE KETCHUPMAN, BRINGING HIM CLOSER TO THE FLESH MADE LIVING ONCE MORE
<MAYONNAISE>: ONE WITH ME
<MAYONNAISE>: TOGETHER
<MAYONNAISE>: NOW
<KetchupMan>: No
Night attempts to light the mayo on fire
MAYONNAISE ABSORBS THE FLAMES
Wrong_Way is still hugging night uncomfortably long
KetchupMan explodes into a wave of ketchup, drowning out all else as he escapes into the night
MAYONNAISE POSSESSES SOME OF THE KETCHUP THAT KETCHUPMAN HOLDS DEAR
MAYONNAISE SIMPLY GROWS LARGER FROM ALL THE KETCHUP
*** MAYONNAISE is now known as MustardMan
MustardMan is just somewhere eating a sandwich. Wondering where that hobo brother of his is
<Night>: ...you can let go now
MustardMan wonders when he will get an actual job.
<Wrong_Way>: oh okay
Wrong_Way stops hugging night
<Night>: no homo
<Wrong_Way>: yeah
*** KetchupMan is now known as Amos
<Wrong_Way>: dynasty strong and all that
<Night>: amen
Amos appears out of wrong_way's shadow, spooks them
<Amos>: OOGAH BOOGAH
<Wrong_Way>: OHSIGBWGW
jitterbug wakes up, with a sick stomach
<jitterbug>: euuuurgh
<jitterbug>: What happened?
Wrong_Way grabs a chair and hits Amos with it
<BlankMK7>: ...
<Amos>: Owwww
<BlankMK7>: i have your arm in my stomach thats what happened
Amos rubs head
<BlankMK7>: you want it back?
Night is still lying on the ground
<Wrong_Way>: NIGHT WHAT DO WE DO
<Amos>: stop yelling holy shit
<Wrong_Way>: Oh okay
<Wrong_Way>: sorry
<Amos>: its just a spooking
BlankMK7 takes jitters arm out of stomach storage and slaps amos with it
<BlankMK7>: HI SPOOKS
<Amos>: ohjeez
Night throws a brick at Amos
Amos keeps getting hit on the head today
<Amos>: Fucking
<Night>: Stop blocking the sun yo
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah
Amos catches the brick and throws it
Wrong_Way hits amos on the head again with the chair
BlankMK7 smiles and becomes visible again
<Amos>: Fuck it, I'm eating your brain now
BlankMK7 beats WW with jitters arm
<BlankMK7>: put my chairs down damnit
<jitterbug>: Guys, the heck are you doing?!
<Wrong_Way>: Sorry
<jitterbug>: And give me that!
Wrong_Way puts the chair back
jitterbug takes back her arm, and bonks BlankMK7 in the head with it
Night is trying to get a nap dammit
<BlankMK7>: :C
BlankMK7 removes one of his own robot arms
Amos turns into a monstrous mass of tentacles and overwhelms wrong_way
<BlankMK7>: i can guarantee mine is bigger than yours >:C
<BlankMK7>: wanna hit me again, bitch?
<Wrong_Way>: I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE AUGHHHH
<BlankMK7>: damnit spooks stop invading people with tentacles
<Amos>: But its really effective
<MustardMan>: I saw this in a movie too
<MustardMan>: I think it was different to your one Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: Did yours have subtitles?
<MustardMan>: Yes.
<MustardMan>: It also had a lot more females.
<MustardMan>: ...and more orifice-based invasions.
<MustardMan>: A lot of them.
<Wrong_Way>: ...I recall.
<Wrong_Way>: ...Can you not eat my brains please?
<MustardMan>: KEEP YOUR BUTT PROTECTED MAN
Night can't really take a nap, due to being powered by those darkness-activated hormones
Wrong_Way starts mumbling a prayer for his brian and his butt
BlankMK7 hits amos with his big robot arm
<Amos>: Can you not hit me with chairs
<BlankMK7>: stahp it spooks
<Wrong_Way>: Robot man! You're here!
<Amos>: HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR
<Amos>: I HAVE TO DO THIS
<BlankMK7>: NO >8C
<Amos>: HE DIDN'T SAY SORRY
<jitterbug>: Listen, buddy, I can handle this
<Amos>: ::C
<BlankMK7>: hes sorry
jitterbug slaps Wrong_Way with her arm
BlankMK7 pushes WW over
<Wrong_Way>: Yes I-OUCH
<jitterbug>: Stop being a butt
<Wrong_Way>: Okaayyyy
<jitterbug>: I apologize to him
<BlankMK7>: fuk dis im out
BlankMK7 turns invisible and walks home
<Wrong_Way>: So is everything good?
Amos lets go of him, still disgruntled
<Wrong_Way>: Yay...
BlankMK7 walks back over, picks up chairs and walks off again
<BlankMK7>: fuckin forgot these stupid chairs
Amos walks off
*** Amos is now known as Niche
*** BlankMK7 is now known as JustShaun
Night zzzzz
Niche is nearby, playing his guitar under a tree and little red veins just barely visible on his neck
*** jitterbug is now known as ReverendLamia
Wrong_Way ends up sitting by Night because he hopes he can get a ride home as opposed to walking
ReverendLamia lies on the other side of the tree, listening to the sweet melody
Wrong_Way is a really bad reality warper
Niche pauses his playing for a moment, waving over to wrong_way and night to come over. He then continues playing a few tunes.
Wrong_Way nudges Night
<Wrong_Way>: Nightttt. Nighty. Nighto.
*** MustardMan is now known as Flipside
<Wrong_Way>: Uh, i'm gonna hang out with guitar man over there. Don't leave without me.
Wrong_Way goes over to Niche's kool tree corner
<Niche>: Hey man, noticed you guys were sorta stuck here
<Niche>: If you want I could get a ride for you two
<Wrong_Way>: I dunno, Night seems to be sleeping super hard..
<Niche>: Well drag him over, there's a nice spot of grass here to sleep on
ReverendLamia pops out from behind the tree
<Wrong_Way>: Alright.
Wrong_Way drags Night closer by the tree
<ReverendLamia>: Indeed. It is a most excellent spot
ReverendLamia stares at Wrong_Way with his demon eyes
<Wrong_Way>: OHSWEETLORD
<Niche>: Nah its cool man
<Niche>: Chill
<ReverendLamia>: What is the matter, brother?
<Niche>: Name's Henry. Lets all get acquainted and all that
<Wrong_Way>: N-nice to meet you, I'm Mark...
Wrong_Way keeps glancing over to creepy demon eyes
<ReverendLamia>: The name is John, glad to meet a friend out her
ReverendLamia extends a handshake
ReverendLamia smiles
Wrong_Way carefully extends his hand to complete the handshake
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah..
<Wrong_Way>: What are you guys doing out here anyways?
<Niche>: Hubris told me this would be a chill spot to think at. A bit close to Dynasty territory but whatever, they shouldn't mind
<ReverendLamia>: I heard the songs a-coming, and I wished to simply relax
<Wrong_Way>: Right.
Wrong_Way Lonerslonersloners ewishookoneshand
<ReverendLamia>: and you, son?
<Niche>: I think he's Dynasty, but that ain't a problem
<Wrong_Way>: Aw phew you found me out..
<ReverendLamia>: Quite
<Niche>: I came all the way from the US
Night drools, still asleep
<Wrong_Way>: Oh.
<ReverendLamia>: I wander the roads, waiting to meet friendly people like you
Niche is still playing his guitar
<Wrong_Way>: That's really...swell.
ReverendLamia rest back on the tree
<ReverendLamia>: It is swell, isn't it?
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah, sure.
<Wrong_Way>: Uh, how long have you been playing the guitar?
*** JustShaun is now known as Matchstick
Matchstick flashes in
<Matchstick>: MO FUCKAS
<Matchstick>: oh-- ... wrong place
<Wrong_Way>: Wrong time too.
<Matchstick>: ... My bad
<Niche>: Used to play a bit before all this virus stuff, but now that I got something in me to encourage me I've been mastering it
<Wrong_Way>: Keep telling yourself that.
<Niche>: Hey, come sit down
<Wrong_Way>: That sounds nice.
<Matchstick>: W-why
<Niche>: why not
<ReverendLamia>: hey there
ReverendLamia stares at Matchstick
<Matchstick>: ._.
<ReverendLamia>: We are having a nice time, brother
<ReverendLamia>: sit, relax, wax, and wane
Matchstick sits down
ReverendLamia reaches into his pocket, and pulls out stale granola bars, still wrapped
ReverendLamia holds them out
<ReverendLamia>: anyone?
Matchstick sets them on fire
<Matchstick>: S-shit
<Niche>: I'm good. Don't really eat anymore
<Matchstick>: Sorry
Wrong_Way nearly got a handful of burning granola
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<ReverendLamia>: It's fine
ReverendLamia reaches in, and grabs an unwrapped out
<ReverendLamia>: have mine
ReverendLamia smiles
<Wrong_Way>: Oh no, I couldn't...
<ReverendLamia>: You boys must be famished, I insist
Wrong_Way takes the granola bar and breaks it into thirds and hands one third carefully to Match
<Matchstick>: badno
<Matchstick>: badno
Matchstick sets in on fire again
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Matchstick>: Oh darn ... I hate my fire sometimes
<Wrong_Way>: How do you even eat?
<Matchstick>: I don't?
<Wrong_Way>: You could've told me that!
Wrong_Way eats his third begrudgingly and puts the last third on Night's face
Niche chills playing his guitar, waving over to flipside and anybody walking past to join the little powwow
<Matchstick>: I thought it was obvious- I'm a stick man
<Wrong_Way>: I didn't wanna make an assumption man!
Night eats his third without waking up. A skill hhe developed during University years.
ReverendLamia chuckles, and rest against the tree
<Wrong_Way>: So you guys travel a lot?
<Niche>: Yeah, went across the whole country to get here
<ReverendLamia>: I just wander, trying to help out where I can, ya know?
<ReverendLamia>: Where the universe takes me, is up to it