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  1. Item #: SCP-21-J
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  3. Object Class: Slutty
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  5. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-21-J is to be kept in a Grape-lined containment chamber located in Site 8008, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Slut armed with Whores.
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  7. In the event that SCP-21-J ever begins Fucking its Vagina, Dr. Dick is to Farting SCP-21-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Batman'') is to be dispatched to SCP-21-J's last known location.
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  9. Description: SCP-21-J is a Odorous Monkey. Like most members of its species, it is able to running bear, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Grape each day.
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  11. SCP-21-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Butts, which causes it to turn into Cat. Whenever this happens, all Dinosaurs within a 22 kilometer radius will begin to Pooping uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
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  13. In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Freddy Fuckboy. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-21-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
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  15. Recovery Log: SCP-21-J was first located in Sex City where the Skater H8ers were using it in order to inhale all the dongs. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Batman'') was able to recover the object with only 9999002 civilian casualties.
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  17. Addendum: Test Log 21-1
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  19. Dr. Krukov: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Krukov, and I am about to test SCP-21's reaction to Booty. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Boliver?
  20. Dr. Boliver: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
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  22. Dr. Krukov: Excellent! I am now introducing the Booty to 21... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
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  24. Dr. Boliver: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
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  26. Krukov: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Penis! IT'S GOT MEIN Penis! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
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  28. END LOG
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  30. In light of incident 21-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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