UILabel *testLabel = [[UILabel alloc] init];
    [testLabel setText:@"$1,500"];
    testLabel.textColor = [UIColor greenColor];
    testLabel.backgroundColor = [UIColor clearColor];
    testLabel.font = [UIFont fontWithName:@"Arial" size:24.0];
    CGSize finalSize = [testLabel sizeThatFits:CGSizeMake(480, 320)];
    // I have to multiply by 2 because of retina.  No idea why I would need to multiply by 3.
    [testLabel setFrame:CGRectMake(0, 0, finalSize.width * 2.0, finalSize.height * 2.0)];

/// Then, take this testLabel and dump it to bytes, render to OpenGL texture, and draw orthographic (2d) pixel-accurate drawing of it with the dimensions of (frame width by frame height)