Summong Bogard the Seldom One of WorstGen Forums

Title: Summoning Bogard - The Ultimate WorstGen Ritual

Disclaimer: The following instructions are intended for humorous purposes only and should not be taken seriously. They are purely fictional and not meant to offend anyone.

Step 1: Gather the Required Materials

    A deck of Ace of Spades playing cards
    A straw hat, preferably one with a red ribbon
    A replica of Whitebeard's iconic mustache (fake mustache will do)
    A copy of One Piece manga, volume 1

Step 2: Prepare the Summoning Area

    Find a spacious room with ample space for Bogard's arrival.
    Decorate the room with posters of Ace, Luffy, and Whitebeard. Extra points for life-sized cutouts.
    Light scented candles with a "Burning Passion" aroma (or any scent that represents fiery enthusiasm).

Step 3: Recite the Summoning Chant

Stand in the center of the room, holding the deck of Ace of Spades cards. Wear the straw hat and the fake Whitebeard mustache.

Begin reciting the summoning chant:
"Oh, mighty Bogard, forum owner supreme,
We summon thee from the land of the Internet's dream.
With love for Ace, Luffy, and Whitebeard grand,
Come forth to us and lend your wisdom firsthand."

Repeat the chant three times, with increasing enthusiasm and passion.

Step 4: Present the Offering

Hold the copy of One Piece manga, volume 1 above your head, as if offering it to the heavens. Exclaim:
"Great Bogard, we offer this sacred tale,
As a tribute to your fandom that will never pale.
May it ignite your passion, as we seek your guidance,
In the realm of WorstGen, where discussions find balance."

Step 5: Await Bogard's Arrival

With the chant and offering complete, stand in silence and wait patiently for Bogard's arrival. Be prepared for a grand entrance, possibly involving a gust of wind or a burst of excitement.

Caution: In case of a failed summoning, please don't take it too seriously. Bogard's presence cannot be guaranteed by these instructions. Remember, this is all in good fun!