$name : Insult Generator
$author : Thomas
$description : Generates AMAZING insults for use against your worst enemies!
$amount : 1
$picture :www.gmail.com
$button : Write!

$insult<<<<
Well
Why

$insult<<<
swallow
eat
observe
laugh at
scratch
squeeze
feel
search
rub
oil

$insult<<
wet {20%}
orange {20%}
slippery {20%}
invisible {20%}
unheardof {20%}
strange {20%}
hairy {20%}
bloody {20%}
sweaty {20%}

$insult<
balls
arms
face
nose
ears
left armpit
right armpit
pinky toe
boogers
lawnmower
microwave
freezer
oven
chair
television

$insult<>
 silly {10%}
 raw {10%}
 blue {10%}

$person
mother {gender:her}
great aunt cherry {gender:her}
aunt {gender:her}
third cousin {gender:his}
cousin {gender:his}
daughter {gender:her}
son {gender:his}
grand daughter {gender:her}
father {gender:his}

$is<<
reeked of a
smelled like a
looked like a
was a
loved a
was related to a
knew a
wanted to be a

$is<
fat
large
obese
sweaty
greasy
pig of a
ugly
holey
moley
hairy
chubby
backwords
retarded
farting
blubbering
oily
corrupt
blistering

$is
mailman
buffoon
whale
sponge
rag
butcheek
tooth
poletition
window
frying pan
rekcuF
donkey
pirate
hangglider
maze
bannana

$iaction
took
robbed
stole
killed
murdered
stabbed
grabbed
breaded
hid
watched

$insult
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