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Caleb the Untrustworthy

Aug 9th, 2019
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  1. * 17:10:18
  2. Ignoring gyrus
  3. + AtheistFx 17:10:19
  4. regardless of whether a 'jesus' actually said them
  5. Caleb 17:10:26
  6. easily misinterpreted however which is a problem
  7. + Erfcake 17:10:27
  8. I have no reason to trust Jesus, especially after the things he says about Jews.
  9. + innit 17:10:33
  10. Caleb, do you agree global research is a conspiracy website?
  11. You linked it to it yesterday.
  12. Now, the spreading of propaganda and lies is a crime against humanity.
  13. Caleb 17:10:57
  14. interesting , what do you think of that site?
  15. + innit 17:11:10
  16. I don't have any thoughts.
  17. Caleb 17:11:17
  18. shall we ask snopes.com about it?
  19. ;-)
  20. + innit 17:11:25
  21. Trustworthy sites demonstrate is a conspiracy website.
  22. Any citations you think will show it is not a conspiracy website would be useful.
  23. + Erfcake 17:12:19
  24. If I were to go by the treatment I've received from Christians, I'd have to conclude that Jesus hates my guts.
  25. + innit 17:12:31
  26. Here's my concern, Caleb:
  27. If you can't be trust to link to non-conspiracy websites, why should we value any of your ideas on more complex topics like, 'The nature of Universe Creator'?
  28. You see my concern.
  29. Also, it's a crime against humanity to spread propaganda, i.e. a deep sin.
  30. + AtheistFx 17:13:30
  31. perhaps you don't take good care of your gut flora
  32. + Erfcake 17:13:45
  33. in Judaism, de debbil is a servant of G-d, as are all supernatural beings
  34. + innit 17:13:48
  35. If you're being deeply sinful in this way, you wouldn't have moral authority on other topics.
  36. + Erfcake 17:14:04
  37. O
  38. + innit 17:14:23
  39. Caleb, if this is too much accountability, I can stop doing that.
  40. + Erfcake 17:14:24
  41. I think I'd prefer to live in Purgatory and take vacations to heaven and hell
  42. + innit 17:14:34
  43. I can ever hold you accountable on anything and you can say whatever you want I'll consider none of it.
  44. Those are your options.
  45. I can never hold you*
  46. + Erfcake 17:14:53
  47. when purgatory got too cold, I'd go see an amusement part and hit the beach in hell
  48. + innit 17:14:59
  49. I can never let you down.
  50. I can never hurt you.
  51. + Erfcake 17:15:25
  52. when it was warm I'd go kick it in heaven, where there is no beach and apparently no sex :(
  53. + innit 17:15:36
  54. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqenHtdQiiI
  55. Did you guys see that?
  56. + AtheistFx 17:15:53
  57. become a muslim, plenty of sex in their paradise
  58. + Erfcake 17:15:59
  59. Nope, barabbas` posted it yesterday. There's no ocean in heaven.
  60. yeah but look at who and what they're having sex with
  61. + AtheistFx 17:16:28
  62. who? what?
  63. + innit 17:16:34
  64. Abrahamic religions are obsolete.
  65. Of relevance is cosmology, philosophy, computer science, sociology, etc.
  66. + Erfcake 17:16:52
  67. FSM FTW
  68. dani__ 17:17:00
  69. hey doomed
  70. i hope you are well
  71. doomed 17:17:39
  72. Hi dani. I'm doing well. How are you?
  73. dani__ 17:17:44
  74. well ty
  75. doomed 17:17:52
  76. :)
  77. + Erfcake 17:18:10
  78. gyrus, I am not here to discuss the validity of barabbas` beliefs or his mental state. I only said that he showed me in the bible yesterday that there is no ocean in heaven
  79. dani__ 17:18:14
  80. :-)
  81. doomed 17:18:33
  82. Where does the bible say that there is no ocean in heaven?
  83. + Erfcake 17:18:56
  84. Oe noes I can't remember the verse and barabbas` is pretending to be afk
  85. + AtheistFx 17:19:05
  86. I rather likes watches sunsets over the ocean. Would be sad to exclude that from a vision of paradise.
  87. watching*
  88. + Erfcake 17:19:18
  89. !kjv rev 21 1
  90. @ BibleBot 17:19:20
  91. Rev21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. (KJV)
  92. + Erfcake 17:19:35
  93. :(
  94. + AtheistFx 17:19:38
  95. global warming
  96. all dried up
  97. + Erfcake 17:19:48
  98. good thing the beach boys are all going to be in hell
  99. + AtheistFx 17:20:08
  100. Elon work there?
  101. doomed 17:20:24
  102. From descriptions I have read and what people believe heaven is, I think it would be boring.
  103. + Erfcake 17:20:27
  104. no ocean, no sex, no marijuana, most of the great muscians are in hell, etc
  105. doesn't sound like a great place to me
  106. No more sea.
  107. + AtheistFx 17:20:57
  108. The idea of paradise can be appealing.
  109. + Erfcake 17:20:58
  110. pretty straightforward.
  111. lol
  112. you're trolling
  113. + AtheistFx 17:21:36
  114. It's a powerful idea.
  115. doomed 17:21:37
  116. And no animals in heaven? No dogs or cats?
  117. + Erfcake 17:22:28
  118. and IIIIIIII , will always smoke craaaaacckk!!!
  119. gurgle
  120. not a big fan of ole Mom?
  121. why do you think she's in hell?
  122. oh, wait, nvm , I forgot you're trolling
  123. damn you marijuana
  124. doomed 17:24:51
  125. gyrus is not trolling.
  126. ← Caleb has left (Ping timeout)
  127. + system619 17:25:26
  128. Erfcake: now that makes sense
  129. Erfcake> and IIIIIIII , will always smoke craaaaacckk!!!
  130. hehehe
  131. talk about a troll
  132. → Caleb has joined
  133. ⓘ Profound gives voice to Caleb
  134. → doomed__ has joined
  135. ⓘ Profound gives voice to doomed__
  136. ← doomed has left (SVSKilled: Ghost command used by doomed__!doomed@65.78.160.89)
  137. + Erfcake 17:27:09
  138. system619, too soon?
  139. ⓘ sexbim is now known as deusexbee
  140. ⓘ doomed__ is now known as doomed
  141. + system619 17:27:28
  142. lol!
  143. + Erfcake 17:28:01
  144. I love Whitney too but everyone totally forgets that her beautiful diva act was a mask and deep down, Whitney was a crack smoking ghetto gal.
  145. + system619 17:28:18
  146. Erfcake: just it how i see's is, yer see here now.
  147. err
  148. * system619 thinks NM
  149. + Erfcake 17:28:36
  150. it's just a shame she had to take her cute lil daughter with her.
  151. and I don't mean that in a sexual way either, she was just a kid
  152. ← dani__ has left (Quit: ☾💕All we are saying... Is give peace a chance... http://www.DaniVampi.bandcamp.com 💕☽)
  153. + Caleb 17:29:02
  154. she killed her daughter?
  155. + Erfcake 17:29:13
  156. Her daughter followed her example
  157. got wasted and drowned
  158. + Caleb 17:29:39
  159. rags to riches to rags story
  160. + innit 17:29:56
  161. Caleb, you provided no link to Snopes.
  162. You provided no citations whatsoever.
  163. This proves you don't care about your integrity.
  164. Therefore, I won't either.
  165. → Euphony has joined
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